Quote Pool

"Oh! Look at the puppy! It's so cute!" "That's not a puppy. That's baby Yoda." - Janny M & Shawn R (11/23/2019)

"Ou, look at the puppy, ou!" "That's a kitty cat." - Janny M & Brian C (06/12/2016)

"Ou, look at the puppy." "It's a kid." - Janny M & Brian C (11/06/2010)

"Aww, look at the puppy." "It's actually a dragon." - Janny M & Leslie B (09/18/2010)

"Aww look at the puppy." "That's not a puppy. That's a hedgehog." - Janny M & Ernie A (08/28/2007)

"Ou, look at the puppy!" "That's not a puppy. That's a deer." - Janny M & Paul H (05/05/2007)

"It'll go down soon." "That's what she said." - Stacy M & Janny M (08/02/2024)
the drawbridge was making us late!

"I'm pretty good at swallowing quick." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (06/21/2024)

"It was really stiff this morning." "That's what she said." - Glenn H & Janny M (06/18/2024)
his knee from all the walking

"That was a salty one." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Glenn H (05/23/2024)
a french fry i ate

"It is embarrassing. I'm very uncomfortable in this position." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (05/21/2024)
being at the bottom

"Actually that's quite hard." "That's what she said." - Glenn H & Janny M (04/10/2024)
my mussle

"Oh, by the way, I have the small thing." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Heidi C (02/12/2024)

"I can't believe Steve lasted until three in the morning last night." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (02/12/2024)

"That was quick." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (01/08/2024)

"It becomes very thick and sticky." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Glenn H (12/31/2023)

"I have to admit, Shawn, this package is really nice." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Shawn R (12/24/2023)
nfl package we have

"Oh, he's still wet. I'm not watering him." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (09/08/2023)
her plants

"After two minutes it will be done and you can pull it out." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Helen E (08/25/2023)
making something

"Couldn't they have put the shield back up?" "It took a long time to get it up." "That's what she said. And anyway, that's what fluffers are for." - Janny M & Brian C (08/22/2023)
i think we were watching a movie

"I was complaining cause it was so wet." "That's what she said." "No!" - Glenn H & Janny M (07/02/2023)
in bangkok it rained a lot

"Sorry, I didn't want to touch it then stick it in your mouth." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/05/2023)
he gave me a candy

"And I'm doing this just with my finger... That's what she said." - Heidi C (05/01/2023)
her mouse wasn't working

"It's very soft." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (03/27/2023)
i made a noise and she couldn't hear it

"It actually went in smoothly." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/10/2023)
the pingo doce keychain card

"It's just training your mouth to chew something that's big." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H (02/15/2023)
octopus

"I needed two good hands to play." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Heidi C (02/14/2023)

"Well you are on top so..." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (01/09/2023)

"Oh my God this is the biggest one I've ever had." "That's what she said." - Eric W & Janny M (09/09/2022)
one of his chips

"You can only do so much with how wet it was." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/29/2022)

"It's not that far down." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (07/15/2022)

"Maybe it needs to be blown out?" "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C (07/15/2022)
the strobe light wasn't working

"It will go down." "That's what she said." - Travis B & Janny M (06/25/2022)
the sun was in our eyes

"It's light weight." "That's what she said." - Kenny W & Shawn R (05/28/2022)
his jacket

"I'm giving my mouth a break." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (05/27/2022)

"Do you know how deep the lore is?" "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (05/20/2022)

"Damn. We're getting deep tonight." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Helen E (04/28/2022)

"It's not that big." "That's what she said." - Tricia B & Janny M (04/15/2022)

"Well where do you want me?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (03/11/2022)
she was getting in the way of the telescope

"This thingy goes deep." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (02/19/2022)

"Put it in deeper." "No, Matt." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Megan Wi & Janny M (02/03/2022)
the selfie stick that they were holding up for the zoom

"This might be too small. That's what she said." - Damion _ (12/18/2021)
one of the game pieces

"She was pulling out before I had even thought about it." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (11/13/2021)
the mind

"It is wet?" "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (10/30/2021)
milk spill

"That was a big one." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C (10/22/2021)

"Is everybody in?" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Shawn R (10/15/2021)

"Well I guess I got it out of my hand now." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (08/28/2021)
dominion

"Damn it. It won't fit... Let me guess... That's what she said." - Jen R (07/16/2021)
the chair through the deck

"It's too f**king wet." "That's what she said." "Oh, stop." - Uncle George & Janny M (07/03/2021)
the fireworks

"Do you want me to move it? It's kinda tight." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (06/26/2021)
heidi said twss too

"I feel like I can't make my windows big." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Sabrina P & Brian C (06/18/2021)
twss said at the same time

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"My body can't do once a week." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (05/01/2021)
staying up until 3 am

"Well, we made it on top." "That's what she said." - Corey K (04/23/2021)

"It's super moist." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Janny M (04/17/2021)
the beer

"This is a hard one." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (04/17/2021)

"It's pretty thick." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Janny M (03/26/2021)
becky's sour dough starter

"Do you want me to beat it for a little while? ...That's what she said." - Janny M (03/20/2021)
airing the fire

"How big is that thing?" "That's what she said." - Eric W & Janny M (03/01/2021)
elon musk's submarine

"That's all I'm doing is buying money... but it's not coming up." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (01/30/2021)

"I like them bigger than that." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (11/21/2020)
heidi said twss the same time as me

"I don't feel like performing again." "That's what she said." - Sabrina P & Janny M (11/06/2020)

"It's not big enough." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H & Shawn R (10/30/2020)
twss said at the same time

"I'm not very good with two." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (10/01/2020)
juggling two balls

"I'm already wet." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Shawn R (09/06/2020)

"I can work with my hand... That's what she said." - Janny M (09/05/2020)

"I can't push that hard." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Helen E (08/27/2020)

"You probably won't even taste it. It will go down really smooth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H (08/01/2020)
the fly in jen's drink

"That would be really hard to do." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Damion _ (07/26/2020)
record the time in my quotes

"I'm only gonna do it a couple of times." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (07/24/2020)
play his leprechaun

"That was a little premature maybe." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Brian C (07/18/2020)

"I think there's room for one more." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Damion _ (07/15/2020)
in the jackbox room

"Oh, weird. Where's my little white thing?" "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (07/08/2020)

"Oh. I'm tired of having that thing in any hand." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (06/20/2020)
the Raze card

"These are so hard." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Damion _ (06/14/2020)

"You just have to stick it in..." "That's what she said." - Adam J & Sébastien T (02/14/2020)

"It all came out!" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H & Brian C & Shawn R (02/14/2020)
twss said at the same time; the ice came out really fast!

"Okay, take it out." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (02/07/2020)

"Shawn, be quick. I need to pee." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (02/07/2020)

"Come on. In or out." "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (01/18/2020)
brodie won't make up his mind

"Matt... ten seconds..." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Megan Wi (01/16/2020)

"Go. Get it in, Matt. Jeez!" "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (01/16/2020)
get the ball into the goal

"That's a lot of pressure." "That's what she said." - Long D & Bryan S (01/01/2020)
for the first quote of the decade

"Less than one minute." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Helen E (12/31/2019)
till 2020

"Will it fit?" "That's what she said." "What?" - Jen R & Brian C (12/24/2019)

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"The duke doesn't go in." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (11/08/2019)

"The inches matter. Which is ridiculous." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Shawn R (10/26/2019)
car tires

"This is so heavy!" "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (10/18/2019)
the wood

"Uh, it crashed." "No! I just touched it!" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Sabrina P & Janny M (10/15/2019)
the computer which we were using to stream the debate

"These nuts are so warm in my hand." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Brian C (10/13/2019)
hot cashews

"I wasn't that far in." "That's what she said." - Matt An & Janny M (09/30/2019)

"...And it just felt weird in my mouth..." "That's what she said." - Charles Lo & Janny M (09/14/2019)

"But it's gonna get warm and stuff." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Helen E (08/16/2019)

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"So you want a big one like that, Kurt?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Mike O (08/09/2019)
a big pourch

"Too deep." "That's what she said." "Haha." - Megan Wi & Janny M (08/02/2019)
her beer

"Do you want some of my McFlurry? It's rather large." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (07/31/2019)

"That was weird." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/18/2019)

"You have to use a downward motion." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Janny M (07/12/2019)
how to get the beer can off the holder

"If I could have touched them, I would have." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Matt Wi (07/12/2019)

"It needs to be stirred. It's still way too wet." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/01/2019)

"About six inches up, six inches down." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (06/29/2019)
the tv; that was a good one!

"Is that going in or out?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (06/29/2019)

"Is it all dry in there?" "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (06/29/2019)
megan spilled a drink on her dice card

"I'm stuck here." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (06/29/2019)

"I can't seem to grab it or anything... I know, that's what she said." - Diane I (06/24/2019)
the window; she was doing a screen share

"You're still sticking out." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Helen E (06/21/2019)
bri's parking job

"Is it going in?" "No." "That's what she said." - Aaron E & Sabrina P & Janny M (06/15/2019)
force feeding the kitten

"It's not wide enough." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (06/08/2019)

"Doesn't matter. As long as it goes in." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (06/01/2019)
the basketball

"Dude, I'm already wet enough." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (05/03/2019)
it was raining outside

"It's never been this complicated before." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (04/26/2019)

"It's not high enough." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Erin L (04/13/2019)

"I thought that was gonna give me more." "That's what she said." - Patrick D & Janny M (04/12/2019)

"Please tell me you're dry." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/23/2019)
brian's shoes were wet

"I can even three finger this one." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Janny M (03/22/2019)

"You should try the other hand." "Maybe later." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H (03/22/2019)
paul kept drawing 3 of the same colors in on azul

"I could go all night sometimes." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Brian C (03/20/2019)

"I've never seen one that big before." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/01/2019)
gummy bear bag i bought

"Why doesn't this thing stay up?" "That's what she said." - Steve Gr & Damion _ (02/16/2019)

"Do you want something wet in your car?" "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Janny M (12/14/2018)

"Well you want it extremely hard." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (12/08/2018)

"That's a good head." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Megan Wi (12/02/2018)

"I would be willing to sniff that." "That's what she said." - Sabrina P & Janny M (11/28/2018)

"I have some big ones in here so I hope that'll help." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (11/23/2018)

"I'm never gonna complete that one. It's just too big." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (11/02/2018)

"It wasn't the biggest one I've seen but it by far wasn't the smallest one I've seen." "That's what she said." - Aaron E & Janny M (10/28/2018)
the zombie crawl in dtss

"That thing moves pretty quick." "That's what she said." - Damion _ & Janny M (10/20/2018)

"You have to touch it though." "That's what she said." - Damion _ & Janny M (10/20/2018)

"It looked wider from the side." "That's what she said." - Shy R & Janny M (09/14/2018)
the sholder that we pulled over on to take a picture

"They're usually larger than that." "That's what she said." - Dinese E & Janny M (09/13/2018)

"It's too wide for me." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (09/08/2018)

"The bags are wet so..." "That's what she said." - Stacy M & Janny M (09/08/2018)

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"It's wet everywhere!" "I know. That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (08/17/2018)

"Why is one of them puffy?" "That's what she said." - Aunt Janet & Janny M (08/12/2018)
bags of food

"Every time I grabbed a double." "That's what she said." - Patrick D & Janny M (08/11/2018)

"Janis, can you feel the water?" "Yeah, I touched it. It's nice... That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (08/10/2018)

"It even has a foam tip." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (08/10/2018)

"Are you out yet?" "I'm out." "Haha." "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (07/22/2018)

"It just popped up." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/04/2018)
the mattress cover

"I can still feel it." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (07/03/2018)

"How'd it get down?" "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (07/01/2018)

"Is it wet?" "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (06/30/2018)

"Ugh. You got it on me." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (06/30/2018)

"It better not be wet." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (06/22/2018)
her chair

"I thought it would be longer." "That's what she said." - Helen E & Janny M (06/06/2018)

"Maybe you wanna grab one of these big ones?" "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (05/05/2018)
logs

"It was a huge piece of meat." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Brian C (04/14/2018)

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"I don't know why I'm so dry." "That's what she said." - Helen E & Janny M (04/06/2018)
she has dry skin

"They can't get up the hill." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (03/23/2018)

"You said it when I was in my motion." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/23/2018)
gutter ball

"I can start it. I just can't finish it." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Brian C (02/23/2018)
two card one in cah

"The knife kinda sucks. You have to go deep." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (02/16/2018)

"You got that off before I could." "That's what she said." - Joe K & Brian C (02/16/2018)
i said twss to bear before joe could

"It doesn't have white on it." "That's what she said." - Kim K & Janny M (02/16/2018)

"Oh my goodness! Why is this so wet?" "That's what she said." - Erin L & Janny M (02/09/2018)
something with ella

"I'm gonna help you fit it in." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (02/02/2018)

"Are you close already?" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (02/02/2018)
close to 7 cards in catan

"I can't get it up." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (02/02/2018)
he couldn't get the card off the table

"I think it's bigger..." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (01/31/2018)
a tahoe

"His cup's smaller." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (01/14/2018)

"I can't get it in." "That's what she said." - Donald OW & Janny M & Mike O (01/05/2018)
his seatbelt; twss said by me & mike at the same time

"I can barely hit the seventh position." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (12/31/2017)
in trumbone

"It won't fit any other way." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (12/23/2017)
their bed in their bedroom

"Oops! That's not supposed to open." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (12/22/2017)
kurt's sunroof

"If you wanna go, you better go." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (12/22/2017)
mike wasn't going to make the light unless he went

"It's in his bush." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (12/22/2017)
where donald's toy was

"So what you have to have, to have to have six inches." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (12/22/2017)

"I don't know why the wood's not catching. It's not wet." "That's what she said." - Shawn R (12/09/2017)

"I swallowed that down the wrong pipe... That's what she said." - Damion _ (11/18/2017)
his coffee

"I don't know how I got so wet." "That's what she said." - Gillian B & Janny M (11/04/2017)

"Yeah, we could pull out." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (11/03/2017)

"Wow. The bigger, blacker box. I've never seen one this big." "That's what she said." - Jon S & Janny M (11/03/2017)
cah

"Well all I saw was it was a long one." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (11/03/2017)

"He's like me. I'm too thick to get in." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (10/20/2017)

"It went in smooth the first time... That's what she said." - Janny M (10/20/2017)
the key to their door

"It won't come out." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (10/14/2017)

"It was more than a squirt." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (10/07/2017)

"Then it dries. Then it's mildew." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (10/03/2017)
he forced that one

"It's actually not that bad. It's pretty soft." "That's what she said." - Patrick M & Janny M (10/01/2017)
a cake thing they had at the buffet place

"I want it longer." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (09/23/2017)

"Don't put that on. It's too wet." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (09/09/2017)
the wood

"Now my hands are all sticky." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (09/09/2017)
whip cream

"That's pretty deep." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (08/16/2017)
the grand cancyon

"This is probably the biggest light one I've seen." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (08/11/2017)
the spatcula

"It's still wet. You can see how wet it is." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (08/06/2017)
the wood we were putting on the fire

"Like I said it's a hard wood." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C (08/05/2017)

"It's not that big, Shawn..." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (08/05/2017)

"Ask her. I'm taking it real slow." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (08/04/2017)

"Oh hell no. I'm not putting that s**t in my mouth again." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (08/04/2017)
95% alcohol stuff

"Mine's only a little wet. I'll e okay... That's what she said." - Janny M (08/04/2017)
my chair; it was starting to rain

"It's smaller than I thought it was going to be standing behind me." "That's what she said." - James B & Janny M (08/02/2017)
his moltres he chose as his buddy

"How deep is it though?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/28/2017)

"Don't touch it!" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (07/28/2017)

"I can get a bigger one." "That's what she said." - Erin L & Bear M (07/23/2017)

"It needs to be wet." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Shawn R (07/22/2017)

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"You have to go inside to get it." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (07/07/2017)
the ice

"Yeah I reached from all over the place, too." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (07/07/2017)
to try to draw a good domino

"It's so stuffed in there." "That's what she said." - Luke J & Janny M (07/01/2017)

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"Make sure it hasn't gotten dry." "That's what she said." - Kim Mo & Janny M (06/18/2017)
her pasta salad

"My lighter's small." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (06/17/2017)

"It's not gonna light. It's too wet." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (06/17/2017)

"Put your mouth on the hole." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brian C (06/17/2017)

"My God I've never seen one that big before." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (06/17/2017)
misquito eater

"I'm gonna have to take it all off." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brian C (06/09/2017)

"I don't know if there are sharks." "I'll go deeper." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Bear M & Brian C & Janny M (05/28/2017)
twss said at the same time

"Those strawberries look a little limp." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (05/27/2017)

"Don't. That's sticky." "It's not sticky." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Brian C & Shawn R (05/13/2017)

"It's a little stiff." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (04/28/2017)

"It doesn't look that big." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (04/28/2017)

"I never realized how small he looks." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (04/28/2017)

"It gets more stiff as it gets wet." "That's what she said." - Mel O & Janny M (04/22/2017)
her hair i think

"You can see how deep it is." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (04/22/2017)
the grand canyon

"Is it all the way in?" "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (04/22/2017)

"Did you get it all the way in?" "Yes." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C & Janny M (04/22/2017)

"It's really wet and moist..." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (04/16/2017)

"It helps if you had a little fryer." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (03/03/2017)

"We haven't done a load yet." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (02/24/2017)
new washer... not sure how this is a twss quote

"If you're not here tomorrow, I'm to instruct them to do everything through the back, right?" "Yes." "Come on, let's hear it." "That's what she said." "That's right." - Janny M & Brian C (02/23/2017)

"I can make 'em bigger." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Brian C (02/05/2017)

"She's probably got wood in her hands." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (02/04/2017)

"Okay. Now I need to blow it." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (01/20/2017)

"Will it come up?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (01/13/2017)
accidental paint on the floor

"I said I was tipsy and needed something to do... is it up?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (01/13/2017)
bri texting dana since it's the launch of her game

"All he's gonna do is just swallow." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Heidi C (12/03/2016)
giving benji steak

"Put your little thing on it..." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (11/04/2016)

"We need more wood." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C & Jen R (10/14/2016)
brian & jen said twss at the same time

"Well I get wet?" "That's what she said." - Kim Mo & Janny M (10/08/2016)
she went to get a soda

"I still have one hole left." "That's what she said." - Layla S & Janny M (09/29/2016)

"I've had much worse operations in my mouth." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (09/13/2016)

"You're just not going deep enough." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (08/19/2016)

"They're a little bit bigger, too." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (08/19/2016)
i think it was cookies

"I wanna see your face when you swallow it... That's what she said." - Heidi C (08/06/2016)

"How is he gonna wiggle into that?" "That's what she said." - Heidi C & Janny M (07/31/2016)

"I need to go back to math school." "That's what she said." "Is that what you said?" - Donald OW & Mike O (07/30/2016)
donald was talking to me at the end

"Janis, you might as well slap it in there." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (07/30/2016)

"You're like half way there." "That's what she said." - Todd J & Janny M (07/22/2016)

"Are we using these little ones?" "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (07/22/2016)

"Wait. Something goes in there." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Brian C (07/22/2016)
a bag; putting the game away

"Okay, whatever. Put 'em in." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Brian C & Janny M (07/22/2016)
twss said at the same time

"I was in a bad position when I started." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (07/22/2016)
position in the game

"Why isn't it going in right?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/15/2016)

"These go in this one." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (07/02/2016)

"They need to trim that bush." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Brian C (06/14/2016)
a tree was blocking a road sign

"That was one of the worst things I've ever put in my mouth." "That's what she said." - Jackie C & Janny M (06/13/2016)
dandy lion wine

"And my pants are still at your place." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (06/12/2016)

"Did you screw it in for a while?" "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (06/11/2016)

"It was way down in there." "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (06/10/2016)

"This won't fit." "That's what she said." - Amrutha E & Alex B (05/28/2016)

"All he's doing is jabbing pens into my cork." "That's what she said." - Layla S & Janny M (05/27/2016)

"Sorry about it getting wet." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/21/2016)

"Don't step on the wood." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (05/13/2016)

"Next time I'll bring a hard surface." "That's what she said." - Jason F & Leslie B (05/07/2016)
to play cards on at the drive in movie theature

"I'm just gonna do this standing up." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (05/07/2016)
deal cards since we didn't have a table

"They got stuff coming out of the hole." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M (05/05/2016)

"That was a good magic trick but it was on top." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M (04/30/2016)

"Just keep poking it until it comes out." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M (04/20/2016)

"Go down. Go down." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D (04/01/2016)

"No, you have a chip. You have to stick it in." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (04/01/2016)

"That's pretty deep!" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/20/2016)

"They're both up." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/19/2016)

"That's why I try to go under you now." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D (03/19/2016)

"Is that enough to get it up?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Stacy M (03/12/2016)
one of the perfect ones

"Why you gotta poke it?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (03/12/2016)

"Dude this is twice the size of yours... That's what she said." - Janny M (03/04/2016)

"It's that something we'd have to go through the H O A for?" "Not if it's retractable." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brad F & Janny M (03/04/2016)

"That's a big head." "That's what she said." - Janny M & David Ga (03/03/2016)

"I know what it was like before..." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Mike O (02/27/2016)

"Well it didn't go down deep enough." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (02/27/2016)

"I've seen more hands than I have in my entire life." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D (02/26/2016)
i've been playing a lot of hearts

"It'll go down fairly easily. It just won't go back up." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (01/23/2016)

"Well there is a chain, there's just nothing to put it into." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Brian C (01/23/2016) (pic)

"Why am I wet here?" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D (01/17/2016)

"You're quick on the trigger this morning." "That's what she said last night, too." - Janny M & Brian C (01/16/2016)
joking about a one night stand for jeff

"I had my fruit for the year." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (12/31/2015)
in his drink

"It's so small... well that's what she said." - Mike O (12/24/2015)

"I feel something wet." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (12/11/2015)

"Why are these really hard?" "That's what she said." - Aunt Janet & Janny M (12/06/2015)

"I'll go down now." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (12/04/2015)

"I only had ones in my hand..." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (12/04/2015)

"It's rock hard." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M (10/29/2015)

"I don't want it. I don't need it." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Mike O (10/16/2015)

"The holes aren't big enough." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brad F (10/02/2015)

"My intent was to do a longer one..." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M (09/30/2015)

"It's not that hard." "That's what she said." - Noah H & Janny M (09/26/2015)

"Do you wanna save that breast?" "That's what she said." - Walt W & Janny M (09/25/2015)

"It's so slippery..." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M (09/23/2015)
the board at denisens... we were playing cornhole

"So how do you pull it out?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (09/05/2015)

"Somebody needs to tame that jungle." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C (09/05/2015)
shawn's neighbors yard

"He only gets the big bottles." "That's what she said." - Tricia B & Janny M (08/29/2015)

"I can't just keep it in my mouth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Paul H (08/29/2015)

"I wore 'em hard." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M (08/27/2015)

"So how did you order?" "Meat, cheese, bun." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Brian C (08/07/2015)

"He got it in the hole once." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M (08/07/2015)

"She could not come." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Jeff D (07/31/2015)

"You need something big." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jeff D (07/23/2015)

"And you got it near the hole, that's good." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & David Ga (07/23/2015)

"That thing is going in." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M (07/23/2015)

"I don't think you're big enough." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/18/2015)

"The tip of that thing just slides right off the balls... That's what she said." - David Ga (07/16/2015)

"Don't get something too big... That's what she said." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Leslie B (07/02/2015)

"We weren't interested with the up and down." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (06/27/2015)

"Nobody wants to be licked right now." "That's what she said." - Dr Dana W & Janny M (06/19/2015)
zoey licking bri and i

"It's doing it! It's doing it!" "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (06/14/2015)

"How big is it?" "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (06/06/2015)

"Your horn doesn't work." "It does. It's just extremely stiff." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/02/2015)

"Do you see how big it us compared to the can?" "That's what she said." - Danny H & Janny M (03/17/2015)

"It goes better on top." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M (03/12/2015)

"Maybe they're too big." "That's what she said." - David Ga & Janny M (03/07/2015)

"This was wet, this was wet... All this was wet." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (02/28/2015)

"This one's dry." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (02/28/2015)

"No. It came all the way in." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (02/27/2015)

"Come on, douche bag. Pull out." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (02/27/2015)
he was trying to get out of the parking lot

"Penis is in." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (02/26/2015)

"Because it's built to go in." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (02/15/2015)
the space shuttle pod

"Okay. Let me get this thing lubed up then hopefully it'll run." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (02/03/2015)
the piece for the heater

"I'm surprised it doesn't work. We only used it a few times." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C (01/28/2015)
their deep fryer

"So you had a dry Austin?" "That's what she said." - Maggie St & Janny M (01/13/2015)

"Brian, how wet are you?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (12/26/2014)
his chair was wet

"Put a stick in it." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (12/26/2014)
the fire

"I'm gonna stick it right there... That's what she said." - Bear M (12/15/2014)

"Don't fill me up this time, please." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (11/29/2014)

"Oh wow. You were short." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (11/28/2014)
my train was only 1

"I don't care if they get off." "That's what she said." - Brian L & Janny M (11/25/2014)

"Does it matter what hole they go in?" "That's what she said." - Meredith S & Janny M (11/15/2014)

"She only went two deep." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Brian C (11/14/2014)

"No, he wanted it deeper." "That's what she said." "Why, I even got that." - Brian C & Janny M & Jen R (11/08/2014)

"Where'd the wood come from?" "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (09/12/2014)

"It was not that hard." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (09/07/2014)

"Go get my fluids." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (08/15/2014)

"That was probably the worst possible position." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (08/09/2014)

"I'm trying to recompensate for last time." "That's what she said." - Jason H & Janny M (08/09/2014)

"Just put it in!" "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (08/03/2014)

"I'm going to have to take half of it home; it's too big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (08/01/2014)
her sandwich

"I didn't think that thing was gonna be that big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (08/01/2014)

"It doesn't matter unless you have a big one at the beginning..." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (08/01/2014)

"No everybody is bigger than that." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (07/19/2014)

"It's much better up the butt." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Brian C (07/17/2014)

"All aboard!" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Brian C (07/11/2014)

"Only with you guys do I eat meat, actually." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Shawn R (07/05/2014)

"It's touching, it's on." "That's what she said." - Ray Zz & Frank H (07/04/2014)

"So it has to go in just like that." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (06/27/2014)

"But it's too small." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (06/21/2014)
matt's lighter for his grill... it's actually pretty big

"They're a lot bigger." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (06/21/2014)
birthing balls

"It's pretty much just soft." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (06/06/2014)

"I know that but I gotta work it up." "That's what she said." - Bear M & Janny M (05/23/2014)

"I've seen smaller." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/04/2014)
smaller ovens

"Wait. Don't I have to put it in first?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/01/2014)

"I'm the only one who didn't put out." "That's what she said." - Jason F & Janny M (02/15/2014)

"It has a lot of head." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (02/02/2014)

"Or limp?" "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (01/24/2014)
cindy's food

"Wow. It's so big." "It is." "That's what she said." - Meredith S & Brian C & Janny M (01/03/2014)

"I was trying to feel around for it." "That's what she said." "I was just going to say that." - Janny M & Brian C & Matt Wi (12/20/2013)

"I hate that big fat tongue." "That's what she said." - Kim Mo & Janny M (11/10/2013)
chopper

"Our fire's bigger than yours." "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Frank H (11/09/2013)

"If it's good, you're gonna want bigger." "That's what she said." - Jack Z & Janny M (11/07/2013)

"I don't think I like this position." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (10/24/2013)

"It was a rim shot." "That's what she said." - Butch R & Janny M (10/12/2013)

"It's even bigger now." "That's what she said." - Butch R & Janny M (10/12/2013)

"It didn't want to go down." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (10/11/2013)
mexican train

"Look how far that thing is shooting." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (09/21/2013)
water shoots for corn

"What are you doing down there?" "That's what she said." - Paul H & Janny M (05/25/2013)

"This thing is so sensitive. Anything will turn it on... That's what she said." - Janny M (05/12/2013)
a light stick bri bri bought me

"You see how little it is?" "Yeah, it is small... That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (05/10/2013)

"It kinda just fits down in the holes." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (04/26/2013)

"I can't believe they're like small." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (02/01/2013)

"The other way, Kurt." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Mike O (01/18/2013)

"You found a hole, now stick it in." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (01/04/2013)
timely

"I found something hard in it." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Dawn B (12/31/2012)

"You're so wet." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Janny M (10/19/2012)

"They're closing the Gap... No?" "I expected more." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W (10/05/2012)
gap in china, closing the gap... pun

"Kim, don't put that piece in there. It's too big." "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Janny M (09/15/2012)

"I don't like leaving them wet." "That's what she said." - Uncle Neil & Janny M (09/08/2012)
bandages

"Remember, not too big." "That's what she said." - Wynne G & Ron So (08/15/2012)

"Wow. They really are small." "That's what she said." - Peter F & Janny M (07/31/2012)

"Look Janny. Additional parking in the rear. That's what she said." - Brian C (07/20/2012)
a sign at the restaurant we went

"No cause that's dry." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (07/20/2012)

"The hand that you're beating it with, stick it out." "That's what she said." - Joe C & Janny M (07/14/2012)

"Yeah, multiple heads is challenging." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (07/03/2012)

"Can you give him something to lick?" "That's what she said." - Erin L & Janny M (06/30/2012)

"The thing is she doesn't like balls." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (06/29/2012)

"I was touching it all this morning." "That's what she said." - Kim Mo & Janny M (06/22/2012)

"I thought you ordered a big one." "That's what she said." - Dave N & Janny M (06/08/2012)
why is this a quote? it's not that funny

"Let me concentrate on Kurt first." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (06/01/2012)
getting kurt his resources

"I could barely do three balls." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/25/2012)

"That just changed my direction." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (05/11/2012)

"I don't wanna hold it like that." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M (05/04/2012)

"Bring them home to get nice and hard." "That's what she said." - Aunt Ruth & Janny M (04/08/2012)
the cupcakes

"I can only do three." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/31/2012)

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"At least I thought they were bigger." "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Janny M (03/11/2012)
the hot dogs when he was a kid

"It's not a large enough object." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (03/10/2012)

"That thing does not look ten inches." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (02/23/2012)
the cake he got for me for our anniversary

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"It was hard before I touched it." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (01/26/2012)
i forgot the context of this quote

"That's a lot of foam." "No. That's a lot of white stuff... That's what she said." - Janny M & Dawn B (12/31/2011)

"I can't stop touching that." "That's what she said." - Erin L & Janny M (10/28/2011)
part of someone's halloween costume

"It's not a little one." "That's what she said." - Howard T & Janny M (10/25/2011)

"It's about as small as it's gonna get." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (09/10/2011)

"I didn't realize how big it was." "That's what she said." - Megan W & Janny M (07/13/2011)
her ice cream

"Yeah I knew you'd whip it out again... That's what she said." - Janny M (05/28/2011)

"How do you do it? How do you do it?" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Jake T (04/15/2011)

"It's the motion that stretches it out." "That's what she said." - Dwight P & Janny M (03/18/2011)

"My options are about yeay big." "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Janny M (03/18/2011)

"You get a better feel for the nut..." "That's what she said." - Uncle George & Janny M (03/16/2011)

"I've seen much smaller than that." "That's what she said." - Mike S & Janny M (03/12/2011)

"You need to hold it longer than that... That's what she said." - Janny M (03/12/2011)

"It took long enough." "That's what she said." - Adam L & Leslie B (02/19/2011)

"Dude. This has not been your hole." "That's what she said." - Joe C & Janny M (02/13/2011)
wii golf

"I lasted longer than you." "That's what she said." - Seth W & Janny M (02/04/2011)

"It feels good when I'm upright." "That's what she said." - Adam L & Leslie B (01/14/2011)

"I only have two hands... That's what she said, that's right." - Trivia Lady At Saphire (01/12/2011)

"Just put it on the rim and taste it." "That's what she said." - Drew T & Nichole T (01/12/2011)

"I made a mess." "That's what she said." "Twice." - Drew T & Janny M (01/12/2011)

"You're holding it out like you're giving it to me... That's what she said." - Janny M (01/07/2011)

"It sucks when it's soft." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Janny M (12/03/2010)
playing wii carnival

"It barely went in." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Janny M (12/03/2010)
playing wii carnival

"But it's not that big... That's what she said." - Janny M (12/03/2010)
big screen

"I don't think I can take it anymore." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C (12/03/2010)

"It didn't go in the hole." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C (12/03/2010)

"Since I had to stop the motion, it messed me all up." "That's what she said." - Patrick M & Janny M (11/26/2010)
his dice roll

"I work at it. Hard." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Seth W (10/23/2010)

"It's probably too small." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (09/27/2010)

"That one's too thick for me." "That's what she said." - Roshy R & Janny M (09/26/2010)
she gave me her old drawing pen

"I'm now above Leslie." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Leslie B (09/18/2010)

"Let's switch positions." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (09/10/2010)
switching chairs for cards

"No, come on, Brian. Put it away." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Leslie B (08/27/2010)
brian's camera

"Come on, Brian, go faster." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W (07/31/2010)

"Maybe I can take April's mom." "That's what she said." - Paul H & Adrienne K (07/17/2010)

"It wasn't in all the way, I guess." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/11/2010)
the perfect one!

"Like this is way too much meat." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Dimitri D (04/30/2010)

"Oh, it's harder." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (04/24/2010)

"You have to stroke it and massage it..." "It's going too fast." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Eileen D (04/20/2010)

"I'm usually on top." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M (04/13/2010)

"It was easy in and then bad out." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (04/09/2010)

"It felt like it was gonna go in... That's what she said." - Janny M (04/09/2010)

"It's a lot smaller than I thought it was gonna be." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M (04/06/2010)
he was talking about my scooter

"How is that even going to fit in your mouth?" "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/31/2010)

"Wow, look at you. You're getting good at this... That's what she said." - Dimitri D (03/31/2010)

"It wouldn't be quick for me." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Patrick W (03/31/2010)

"Oh man, that was good." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M & Dimitri D (03/31/2010)
dimitri & i both said twss

"Luckily I had some last night." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W (03/27/2010)

"It's very stiff." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/25/2010)

"Oh man, I got the table wet." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M (03/25/2010)

"It's like gooping off the side." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Dimitri D (03/10/2010)

"You have to hit it harder." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/02/2010)

"The batteries will outlast you." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M (03/02/2010)

"I need to get something in me..." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Seth W (02/21/2010)

"I can only do it on one side." "That's what she said." - Travis B & Janny M (02/19/2010)

"That's what she said... Haha. That's what she said." - Janny M (02/18/2010)
i accidently said that's what she said

"It's gonna be all wet and stuff... That's what she said." - Patrick W (02/05/2010)
outside

"It's getting all nipply." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (02/05/2010)
outside

"I've never seen it that big before... That's what she said." - Janny M (02/05/2010)
line at chipotle

"He's gonna be working his ass off." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Dimitri D (02/05/2010)

"I think it's a foot long... or maybe an eight incher..." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (01/28/2010)

"Now you got my mouth watering... That's what she said." - Janny M (01/22/2010)
flaky crossants

"Now I gotta get that taste out of my mouth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Patrick W (01/12/2010)
the taste of hummas

"Man, I'm getting deeper and deeper. Hold on." "That's what he said." - Heidi C & Janny M (01/15/2024)

"I thought I could just bake it and stick it in." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Heidi C (09/08/2023)

"If I would have gotten it up the first time." "That's what he said." - Steven Ce & Janny M (08/28/2022)
in mini golf

"Okay. It's almost completely down." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Janny M (08/27/2022)

"Mommy you got it all wet." "That's what he said." - Molly R & Janny M (08/14/2022)

"I shouldn't have pulled this guy out. Now he won't go back in." "That's what he said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (08/05/2022)
a toy

"I wasn't aiming for that hole, I was aiming for a another hole... That's what he said..." - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
playing golf

"It's too wide." "That's what he said." "Damn it." - Jen R & Janny M & Shawn R (04/17/2021)
he wanted to say it

"I'm gonna go out then come back in." "That's what he said." - Matt An & Janny M (04/02/2021)

"What the f**k? Where's the hole?" "That's what he said." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/26/2021)

"I have a good idea... let's get all the way out then all the way back in..." "That's what he said." - Heidi C & Janny M (03/28/2020)

"I have a good idea... let's get all the way out then all the way back in..." "That's what he said." - Heidi C & Janny M (03/28/2020)

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"I can't see the hole." "That's what he said." - Patrick D & Shawn R (08/10/2019)

"She's not coming." "That's what he said." - Steven Ce & Paul H (07/12/2019)
someone to their wedding

"I need like thirty seconds to finish up." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Janny M (07/11/2018)

"The hole's not big enough." "That's what he said." - Janny M & Shawn R (12/01/2017)
i set him up

"I'm going to pull out so you can get in." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Janny M (10/19/2017)
he parked too close in his car; i couldn't get in it

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"Are you going to open your mouth for me?" "That's what he said." - Jason H & Janny M (07/02/2016)
feeding our nephew

"Don't worry, I'll be super quick." "That's what he said." - Dr Dana W & Brian C (06/12/2016)

"I already put mine in the baggy." "That's what he said." - Janny M & Brian C (08/20/2014)

"Sammy, your wet." "That's what he said." - Kurt W & Brian C (12/06/2013)

"You need something hard." "That's what he said." - Jen R & Janny M (04/20/2013)

"Take it." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"I'm really close." "That's what he said." - Janny M & Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"Oh, just letting you know, I should be in and out Monday night." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Janny M (05/07/2010)

"You wanna hit that... That's what he said." - Janny M (04/20/2010)
ketchup bottle

"If only I hit it harder... That's what he said." - Janny M (04/16/2010)

"Click on your face." "I don't have a face." - Jason H & Janny M (06/02/2021)

"Your face is like the sister on that show." "Thank you. She's gorgeous." - Janny M & Heidi C (05/25/2019)

"The look on your face was enough." - Sabrina P (09/16/2018)
the massaging chair was uncomfortable

"Your face stinks." - Mike O (05/04/2018)

"F**k you, f**k your face..." - Damion _ (03/11/2018)
bri is for privatizing booze in moco

"I'll come back with another present that goes on your face again." "I don't know what that means." - Gabriel B & Trevor B (11/03/2017)
father/son play

"Your face looks like a guy." - Mike O (11/03/2017)
talking to Donald

"You have a sparkle on your face." "Oh, thanks. I go to Monday morning strip clubs." - Janny M & Matt E (06/05/2017)

"Shut your face." "Faces don't shut." - Mike O & Kurt W (10/21/2016)

"I wanna see your face when you swallow it... That's what she said." - Heidi C (08/06/2016)

"Your face is a waste of time." - Mike O (02/06/2016)

"Your face is tacky." - Mike O (10/16/2015)

"Get a little chocolate on your face..." - Mike O (07/10/2015)
eww

"You don't like this steering wheel?" "It's feminine, it's sticky." "It's old." "So is your face." - Uncle George & Janny M (12/13/2014)

"I couldn't see." "Open your eyes." "Shut your face." - Mike O & Cindy O (09/27/2013)

"Okay. Drink your drink." "Shut your face." - Mike O & Kurt W (09/20/2013)

"Makes no fricken sense." "Neither does your face." - Brian C & Janny M (04/12/2013)

"Show me your face, not your butt." - Kurt W (10/26/2012)
his dog

"Your face needs to be funny." "I think it's very funny." - Janny M & Roshy R (09/25/2010)

"Your face doesn't get paid." - Dimitri D (03/10/2010)

"Is there something wrong with your music?" "Is there something wrong with your face?" "I think that's self evident." - Janny M & Leslie B & Brian C (03/05/2010)

"It's all mushy." "So is your face." - Leslie B & Janny M (03/05/2010)

"Every time I look at your face, it reminds me of your face." - Dimitri D (01/28/2010)

"Jen, how would you like it if we took your toy and threw it in your face?" "She probably wouldn't do anything with it." - Brian C & Shawn R (07/24/2009)
ohhh!

"Kinda like your face you know... all off beat." - Janny M (04/04/2009)

"I'm really frustrated with this." "Your face." "That too." - Stacy M & Janny M (12/24/2008)

"I'm getting tired of ties." "I'm getting tired of your face." "Yeah, me too." - Howard T & Janny M (10/21/2008)

"Your face is like a box." "Thank you... Is that supposed to be an insult? I like boxes." - Janny M & Stacy M (01/18/2008)

"Your face is too much yellow..." "... It's true." - Janny M & Stacy M (01/18/2008)

"You know what's not cool, Janis?" "What? Your face?" "Yeah, yeah! My face." - Dimitri D & Janny M (11/20/2007)

"Oh, I'm sorry, no wonder your face is messed up." - Janny M (10/26/2007)
travis' family tree

"You throw rocks at my window, I'll throw paint balls at your face!" - Marc G (09/30/2007)

"I don't see your face playing." - Janny M (09/11/2007)

"It's funny." "So is your face." "I know, you tell me everyday." - Marc G & Janny M (08/10/2007)

"You need to google heatmizer." "You need to google your face." - Ernie A & Janny M (07/19/2007)

"Oh, in your face, uh!" - Marc G (07/08/2007)

"Well something's not right here." "Maybe it's your face." - Ernie A & Janny M (04/24/2007)

"Can I draw a penis on your face?" - Leslie B (11/03/2003)