Quote Pictures Carousel
All quote pictures in random order and in a cute little carousel.
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"That's a man's umbrella." - Stacy M (07/27/2008) (pic)
u'll see the pic
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"We gotta make a beer run." - Uncle George (10/15/2011) (pic)
as you can see, we had plenty
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"I swear that Wine Merchant looks like my ex girlfriend." - Heidi C (01/01/2023) (pic)
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"That's why you don't go on drugs." - James M (06/20/2009) (pic)
what uncle george looks like
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"What'd you say Floretta? I'll shoot you in the leaf!" - Dimitri D (12/28/2007) (pic)
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"What are you hunting over there? Deer?" - Clara D (07/15/2010) (pic)
isn't it obvious?
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"I don't have enough leg room." - Janny M (06/17/2016) (pic)
i said to layla
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"Wiki? Can you hear me? You're almost to China." - Janny M (10/08/2010) (pic)
wiki digging a hole
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"I was about to drink this." - Leslie B (04/16/2010) (pic)
it's a candle
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"Think of the people who have to live on this thing." "Really?" - Janny M & Matt Wi (05/31/2019) (pic)
get corruption to get rid of corruption!
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"Now you said put it anywhere, right?" - Brian C (12/25/2010) (pic)
smart
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"It's like I'm drinking a f**king iced tea." - Janny M (07/08/2017) (pic)
ice in my beer
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"We're putting you right there." - Kurt W (12/24/2015) (pic)
to me; a chair aloof from the table they were sitting
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"I ain't too heavy for this, am I?" - Psycho W (06/13/2009) (pic)
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"Where am I going to find $500?" "I don't know. Every other bill." - Janny M & Brian C (04/16/2011) (pic)
i was quite wealthy
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"We look like gypsies!" - Heidi C (05/09/2021) (pic)
we had our camping chairs in the rv since it was raining & we wanted to sit down
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"Never have I ever... Worn white socks and rested one foot on the other..." - Stacy M (03/05/2011) (pic)
we all were doing that
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"They're probably not going to take those sticks but I thought I'd give it a try." - Heidi C (09/06/2018) (pic)
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"You didn't even have a gun." - Seth W (02/04/2011) (pic)
seth's little dude that killed five guys
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"I didn't get any cherries in my drink!" - Alex B (12/01/2017) (pic)
he got beer
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"Cloud perches on the edge of reason searching for her favorite beer." - Janny M (03/05/2011) (pic)
perfect statement... and she was on the fridge
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"There's more deaths due to cheese steaks." - Jeff D (01/23/2016) (pic)
people want their cheese steaks in the snow
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"Are you on a leash?" - Stacy M (04/08/2012) (pic)
her bed was on a leash
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"If she poops on me..." - James M (10/01/2011) (pic)
their new dog, grizzly
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"Glass beads. It's like he's at a f**king spa." - Erin L (12/08/2017) (pic)
lucifer's bowl has glass beads in it
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"No wonder they're losing. They're missing a player." - Bear M (10/16/2011) (pic)
the redskins were losing
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"The seat's taken." - Stacy M (10/10/2015) (pic)
like forrest gump
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"What do you know about Bertucci's?" "It's an Italian restaurant." - Brian C & Janny M (08/14/2010) (pic)
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"I hate paper and dogs who pee on trees..." - Ernie A (02/14/2008) (pic)
floretta's voice, if she were to print a personal ad
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"They look like..." - Janny M (12/12/2008) (pic)
i turned my head
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"Seth can take Asia." - Jake T (03/30/2012) (pic)
seth is in red
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"That was three months ago." - Brian C (10/08/2016) (pic)
happy bday bob
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"My dad had the same kind of style of chair!" "Didn't everyone's parents?" - Janny M & Patrick D (09/01/2018) (pic)
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"Well there is a chain, there's just nothing to put it into." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Brian C (01/23/2016) (pic)
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"See how nice these lines are? I love these lines." - Dimitri D (10/31/2009) (pic)
tape lines
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"This isn't stop. This is cuppage." - Leslie B (01/22/2011) (pic)
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"I was in the wrong side of the car so I must have been European." - Kurt W (04/26/2013) (pic)
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"What is this? A fricken frat party?" - Megan Wi (08/02/2019) (pic)
plastic cups for our beer?!?
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"Are those... chicken nuggets?" - Kate C (11/28/2019) (pic)
for thanksgiving; they were... for the kids
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"Could you quit making the fallen masturbate?" - Shawn R (07/11/2009) (pic)
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"I'll just sit here and look at the cacti." - Howard T (08/20/2008) (pic)
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"This yours?" "Yeah. What?" - Janny M & Andrei A (08/26/2022) (pic)
the room he had was a kids room with a bunk bed
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"I match my beer now." - Jen R (06/22/2018) (pic)
she got sunburned
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"I'll give him an A for creativity." - Uncle George (05/20/2017) (pic)
car that they made into a truck bed
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"Trust me, I'll make suspenders cool again." - Stacy M (07/03/2009) (pic)
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"Nothing beats this guys produce." - Dimitri D (10/16/2010) (pic)
get it? the guy is selling beats
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"You gotta sit by the trash. Making sure people recycle." - Matt Wi (08/03/2022) (pic)
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"This is why I can't draw a penis." - Bear M (06/03/2017) (pic)
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"Tricia, I can't even see you." - Janny M (09/17/2022) (pic)
she was surrounded with smoke
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"Do you have a table?" - Kathleen G (05/26/2019) (pic)
she was sitting at it
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"Right between the butt checks." - Paul H (06/10/2021) (pic)
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"September isn't going to be a very good month for you, Uncle George..." - Janny M (12/24/2011) (pic)
small breasts...
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"Yeah, you actually look like a crab when you do that." - Mandy S (06/20/2008) (pic)
i was captin crab!
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"It's just a picture frame!" - Janny M (06/26/2010) (pic)
there was no picture or anything in it!
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"Those are biologically inaccurate." - Arlene A (06/10/2021) (pic)
the flamingos
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"Stacy's packing job... Will's packing job." - Mr Harich (08/11/2009) (pic)
stacy's box was on the right while will's was on the left
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"He says it was brand new. It looks like it was on the Bismark." - Uncle George (12/13/2014) (pic)
his oil tank
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"Yeah, I think you can take those signs down." - Brian C (06/24/2010) (pic)
we weren't going 50
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"Janis. Bling, bling turtle. What's up, ya?" - Megan R (12/25/2011) (pic)
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"Do you wanna take a seat? In the only seat blocking the statue?" - Stacy M (03/05/2011) (pic)
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"They are grouping up in two's." - Jeff D (07/23/2015) (pic)
the pool balls... kinda like men's balls
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"Oh, no, the two little pillows." - Aunt Ruth (07/05/2009) (pic)
bri got the big pillow
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"Pat, that hammer's not going to work." - James M (12/24/2009) (pic)
trying to break into the box!
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"I already have one like this." - Seth W (09/18/2010) (pic)
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"What is he holding there? ...Something creme... I guess that's appropriate." - Howard T (04/07/2009) (pic)
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"I'm gonna call corporate about their cheese." - Dimitri D (08/17/2010) (pic)
it's not blue!
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"It looks like poop..." - Mike O (02/23/2018) (pic)
the dogs got the chamagne cork
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"Her neck is sweaty from the beads." - Kate C (03/24/2013) (pic)
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"I'm sorry to inform you... Your plant didn't make it." "Oh, I'm growing it like that." - Brian C & Leslie B (05/29/2010) (pic)
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"This is what my hair would look like if I were having sex?" - Leslie B (10/30/2009) (pic)
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"Look at this dude leading his woman around." - Jeff D (01/25/2016) (pic)
dude and his dog
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"I'll just sit here and think of you." - Megan Wi (10/21/2022) (pic)
that weird pic...
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"A Volvo with no emblems is still a Volvo." - Brian C (04/01/2012) (pic)
the volvo had no emblems
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"I was just sitting in it." - Shawn R (07/11/2009) (pic)
his chair broke
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"Well it wouldn't be the same if I didn't do this." - Aunt Ruth (05/23/2010) (pic)
she always spills on her shirt
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"That guy was probably an a*****e." - Janny M (09/29/2017) (pic)
there was a small retirement party going on
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"I call this ode the clitoris." - Bear M (05/23/2014) (pic)
napkin folding
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"David, how could you?" - Janny M (02/12/2010) (pic)
i pushed all the elevator buttons & blamed it on david
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"That looks really ghetto." - Erin L (08/06/2011) (pic)
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"Keep away the monsters." - Andrei A (08/26/2022) (pic)
bedroom light
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"Shawn, do you have an axe to grind?" - Janny M (06/24/2016) (pic)
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"How am I supposed to work my way around these eye balls?" - Patrick W (02/12/2010) (pic)
my stapler has eyes
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"Somebody get my husbands erection back." - Janny M (10/27/2007) (pic)
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