Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Dimitri D
Description: coworker, another hr
Blurb: www.butterknifeassassin.com
Know From: Work
Top Person?: No
Active?: No
Number Of Quotes: 353
Making Quotes From: Wednesday, July 11, 2007 - Friday, May 25, 2012
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 6.0
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 72.4

Last 10 Quotes

"And that's embarrassing.. having a yard sale." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
on the slopes

"This joke is taking too long." "Haha." - Janny M & Dimitri D (05/25/2012)

"You also forgot the customer part." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
brian's joke

"And then there's a sign that says, 'Sike, you're dead'." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
on the slopes on a big mountain

"We'll go in there early and get good seats, God damn it." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
to hunger games

"I'm getting a waitress or waiter first." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)

"I don't wanna hold it like that." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M (05/04/2012)

"F**king Asians." - Dimitri D (05/04/2012)

"So do you have shin digs during soccer games?" - Dimitri D (05/04/2012)

"Everybody was like, 'Can you sign my baby? Can you sign my chest?'" - Dimitri D (05/04/2012)

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