Quotes

"Very important." - Brend Ch (06/29/2023)
their lawyer meeting

"He was a bit crazy but I don't think it had anything to do with him being German." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)

"Well you tell them that, Janny!" - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
olivia's needs a qr code menu

"I pay the money just to have a good time." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
our portuguese class is fun

"No, No. She's German..." - Sohpie Ch (06/29/2023)

"But I'm happy for her..." - Sohpie Ch (06/29/2023)
cause she's german

"But she's small like me so she's German." - Sohpie Ch (06/29/2023)

"I love you." "I know." - Janny M & Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
sam and i get along well

"I have to tell you a story." "Another one?" - Sohpie Ch & Kate Sm (06/29/2023)

"It's gonna be dark." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
if sam were to create a personal book club with her stories

"I won't invest. I'll just come and... taste." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
if sophie & kate opened up a champagne shop

"I'm not a bunny boiler." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
that's what they call home wreckers

"What is it called? S**t on the wall." - Brend Ch (06/29/2023)

"I would have said something way stranger." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)

"Here's your wheel." - Brian C (06/29/2021)
how often do you say that in life? it was the wheel to the air compressor

"Alright. Who's a big boy?" - Eric W (06/29/2021)
he had straps in his car

"Sorry I left a skid mark on your driveway." - Eric W (06/29/2021)
from the air compressor

"I thought you'd never ask." - Jim B (06/29/2019)
the waitress asked if he'd like another beer

"I've seen neater train wrecks." - Jim B (06/29/2019)
his saying

"I hope so. I spent a lot of money on it." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)
megan's ring; she likes it

"That's like a car on your finger." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)
megan's ring

"About six inches up, six inches down." "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (06/29/2019)
the tv; that was a good one!

"Don't look at your ceiling cause your ceiling might be off..." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)
they leveled the tv

"We're all gonna die!" - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)

"Is that going in or out?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (06/29/2019)

"You're still in the wood, dude." - Brian C (06/29/2019)

"Oh, s**t. My beer was in there." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)
there was a HUGE spider in their bathroom

"Well, I would hope they know what they're doing cause then your car will blow up." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)
his car blew up from an oil change

"I still need to file my lawsuit..." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)
for his car

"Oh s**t..." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)
megan bought huge cushions for the chairs; matt couldn't fit

"More drinks!" - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)

"Is it all dry in there?" "That's what she said." - Matt Wi & Janny M (06/29/2019)
megan spilled a drink on her dice card

"I'm stuck here." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (06/29/2019)

"That's quotable." - Megan Wi (06/29/2019)
i'm full of poop

"Reading the rules, I guess we should do it more often..." - Matt Wi (06/29/2019)

"I work... out." - James M (06/29/2014)

"That's when I conceived Patrick." "That's when I lost my hair." - Kim Mo & Uncle George (06/29/2014)

"Sounds like a bra to me." - Uncle George (06/29/2014)
describing what bri had to wear yesterday ziplining

"My niece tells me this s**t." - Uncle George (06/29/2014)

"I like being in Egypt." - Uncle George (06/29/2014)
where he lives, bfe

"All stereotypes, I think they stem from my mother." - Brie Be (06/29/2012)
she was telling us some crazy stories

"Today was the hottest day in July." "July? It's June." - Mike O & Janny M (06/29/2012)

"Did you start barking at them?" "...No." - Janny M & Cindy O (06/29/2012)

"Is this boring you?" "No. I'm just thinking about something else." - Brian C & Janny M (06/29/2012)

"You've been drinking." - Mike O (06/29/2012)
kurt tripped but i was the one drinking

"The thing is she doesn't like balls." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (06/29/2012)

"It's about to get worse..." - Kurt W (06/29/2012)
he was trained on a 12 when two others were stuck on a 12

"I'm stuck on an eleven." "That's a ten." - Cindy O & Mike O (06/29/2012)

"I didn't do a lot of probes..." - Kurt W (06/29/2011)
asking the boss questions

"I think I'm making it worse... I didn't think that was possible." - Wynne G (06/29/2011)
trying to format ms word

"These are better than sex." "Thank you. Glad I could offer you pleasure." - Howard T & Dimitri D (06/29/2010)
ice cream snickers bars

"Wow, five years in federal prison? That's awesome!" - Marc G (06/29/2008)

"You almost hit the beer." "Oh, that's bad." - Shawn R & Marc G (06/29/2007)

"It's gotta be a soccer mom, she's got Sponge Bob hanging from the rear view..." - Shawn R (06/29/2007)
our trip up to gettysburg

"If I wake up one morning and my car's not there, I'm going to be like 'Where the f**k is my car?'" - Jen R (06/29/2007)
i think anyone would be like that, you?

"It's just a mouse pad, oh my gosh." - Janny M (06/29/2003)

"The carrot monster is going to turn me into a carrot?" - Janny M (06/29/2003)

"I wear white." - Janny M (06/29/2003)
socks

"Now who am I going to get quotes from?" - Janny M (06/29/2003)

"Touchy subject, huh? I understand." - Linda T (06/29/2003)

"Thank you... that was weird." - Janny M (06/29/2003)

"Someone could break in." "For what? My car seat?" - Janny M & Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"That's okay. Quotes are cute." - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"Where's the bird bath?" - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"Are you even my son?" - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)
dylan said he hated walmart! noooo

"You're going to protect the donuts? I don't blame you." - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"Good job, Janet." - Dylan R (06/29/2003)

"Uh... sparks?" - Janny M (06/29/2003)
i was right, too

"No, no, no eating people." - Janny M (06/29/2003)

"Oh no! Now you know there's something on her mind!" - Wendy M (06/29/2002)