Quotes

"For some reason, I don't trust you people." - Brittney H (11/11/2020)

"Three hundred fifty dollars for a f**king clock." - Uncle Mike (11/11/2019)
it was a pepsi clock

"That's kinda how I feel... whatevs." - Megan Wi (11/11/2019)

"I was going to do chest hair but I didn't want to detract." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"Alexa. Buy a dildo." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"Just call me Louie C K." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"What color was the dildo in our dorm room?" - Dave C (11/11/2017)
he asked andy

"You all don't know me as well as I know me." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"Uncircumcised penises!" - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"I had two children... f**k them." - Meg C (11/11/2017)
she won the best costume

"So when I started dating this a*shole..." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"Okay, we are all the drunk." - Kyle W (11/11/2017)

"I had Amish slaves make it for us." - Meg C (11/11/2017)

"Oh I was green the next morning." - Mike O (11/11/2016)

"I don't want it all over me." "Yes you do." - Mike O & Kurt W (11/11/2016)

"Peter Pan can f**k up your life." "Yeah." - Janny M & Mike O (11/11/2016)

"Interesting. But not as funny." - Kurt W (11/11/2016)
cah

"What will always get you laid? Special musical guest, Cher. I don't think so." - Mike O (11/11/2016)

"You're like a car that won't start." - Uncle George (11/11/2012)

"It was the gift that kept giving." - Uncle George (11/11/2012)

"I prefer the 'who's your daddy'." "This came out before that." - Janny M & Seth W (11/11/2011)
article on cain

"I knew I shouldn't have put drugs in the Mountain Dew." - Seth W (11/11/2011)
i was acting weird

"People in Somalia don't want to be in Somalia." - Seth W (11/11/2011)

"He was just jealous she could walk... I said it." - Seth W (11/11/2011)
why fdr vetoed his wife's bill

"That girl's a whore." Who? Harriet Tubman?" - Seth W & Janny M (11/11/2011)

"I gotta write down something here." - Janny M (11/11/2011)
too many quotes i couldn't write down

"I'm gonna check these quotes..." - Seth W (11/11/2011)
did you, seth?

"Do you guys wanna just continue the game we have?" "No." - Janny M & Brian C & Seth W (11/11/2011)
brian & seth said no at the same time, i was winning by a large margin

"No. They'll cover it. She just needs to say 'hi'." - Seth W (11/11/2011)
why the media isn't covering palin

"No, he wears a bro." - Shawn R (11/11/2007)
a male bra

"Shawn, I'm taking out the trash." "Don't forget to put that jersey in there." - Jen R & Brian C (11/11/2007)
eagles jersey

"How do you f**k up an extra point, man?" - Shawn R (11/11/2007)
the redskins did it

"We're the fattest country in America." - Shawn R (11/11/2007)

"Right here... I got Mexican champagne." - Shawn R (11/11/2007)
corona

"It's like a high school party." - Leslie B (11/11/2007)
we were all making out

"They should be jealous... First of all, we have money." - Leslie B (11/11/2007)

"Looks like a midget running." - Shawn R (11/11/2007)
the guy was 5 6

"I was wondering why my feet were so comfortable." - Janny M (11/11/2003)

"Where is everybody? Is it something I said?" - Dr White (math) (11/11/2003)

"Any other can questions?" - Dr White (math) (11/11/2003)

"Oh, look how easy it looks on easy mode." - Janny M (11/11/2003)

"I have knowledge... I'm not saying you don't." - Prof Sarafin (11/11/2002)

"Why is it that I get to this?" "Because you're special." - Prof Sarafin & Janny M (11/11/2002)

"No, no at that time or else we would have no money." - Prof Sarafin (11/11/2002)
funny @ the time