Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Quotes

Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

Please note that since I moved to Portugal, I don't write down quotes that often anymore. It's not that people don't say things that are funny, it's just I'm living more "in the moment" that I'm here and enjoying the slow of life. I like not getting my phone out every couple of minutes to try to record and remember what someone has said. I am still proud of this unique hobby.

On this website you will find quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Monday, August 18, 2025.

Currently displaying 47 quotes for August 26.

Monday, August 26, 2024   (1 year ago today) -- our dominion nights

"I love you, baby." "Aww. Thanks, Janny... But I think Brian uncomfortable when you say it like that." - Janny M & Heidi C (08/26/2024)
i was talking to lando

"You think I just shit here eating... I mean that is what I normally do..." - Heidi C (08/26/2024)
her talking to benji who was whinning

Saturday, August 26, 2023   (2 years ago today) -- had an awesome day; went hiking; went to camilo beach & struck a conversation w/ some cool people; went swimming; more hike; went out to dinner & drinks around downtown

"Everyone's drunk. Someone's gonna die tonight." - Esmarelda Zzzz (08/26/2023)

"Is this resting b***h face?" - Helen E (08/26/2023)

Friday, August 26, 2022   (3 years ago today) -- wfh a bit; andrei came over; left for obx; hung out & drank at the beach house; out for dinner & drinks

"It's safer than driving." - Andrei A (08/26/2022)
smoking while driving

"This yours?" "Yeah. What?" - Janny M & Andrei A (08/26/2022) (pic)
the room he had was a kids room with a bunk bed

"I'll make it work." - Andrei A (08/26/2022)
the bunk bed room

"Keep away the monsters." - Andrei A (08/26/2022) (pic)
bedroom light

"Wait. Is the lady husky or did she have a husky?" - Andrei A (08/26/2022)

"I'm so depressed, I can't charge. It's electric." "Boogie woogie woogie." - Janny M & Brian C (08/26/2022)
my car couldn't charge when i was there :(

"Why does it cost an extra dollar to blacken?" "Cause they're racist." - Andrei A & Helen E (08/26/2022)
restaurant we went to

"What is it?" "Beer, I guess." - Helen E & Andrei A (08/26/2022)

"There's something special about being a Ceneme." "No, there's not." F**k you." - Steven Ce & Brian C (08/26/2022)

"What did you hear?" - Helen E (08/26/2022)

"Nothing when she was on the phone with me." - Steven Ce (08/26/2022)
above quote

Sunday, August 26, 2018   (7 years ago today) -- went to breakfast w/ heidi; cat sat for erin & bear; 311 & offspring concert!

"Do you want your legacy to be making the buses on time?" - Heidi C (08/26/2018)
talking to bri about a career switch

"It's a safe job. You can't get fired for anything." - Heidi C (08/26/2018)
being a teacher

"Were you eating poops again?" - Heidi C (08/26/2018)
talking to benji

"It's like Italy here." - Heidi C (08/26/2018)
the place we went for breakfast

Friday, August 26, 2016   (9 years ago today) -- work; hung out with shawn & jen

"I chewed mine then I swallowed it." - Jen R (08/26/2016)
jello shot

"Oh yeah, Shawn is a lot older than me." "F**k you." - Janny M & Shawn R (08/26/2016)

"I get more when I'm sleeping." - Janny M (08/26/2016)
quotes

"So the State Department." "The corrupt branch that Clinton ran?" "Yes." - Shawn R & Janny M (08/26/2016)

Wednesday, August 26, 2015   (10 years ago today) -- work; saw erin & bear & went out to cooper canyon & hung out

"Don't they get like a nasty Muslim-like hair?" - Erin L (08/26/2015)

"Plus base I feel like I have a bigger penis." - Bear M (08/26/2015)
he's starting to play base

"What kind of guidance can she give? Don't mix Lunesta with vodka?" - Bear M (08/26/2015)
their one friend

Friday, August 26, 2011   (14 years ago today) -- traveled to cape cod, introductions, drinking

"I'm not sure what the purpose of the thong was..." - Dawn F (08/26/2011)
very thin thong

"I'm petting you. It soothes me." - Dawn F (08/26/2011)

"I'm like 'who's Irene?'" - Courtney L (08/26/2011)
the hurricane that's going to hit

"It was harder to get beer than it was to get married." - Erin L (08/26/2011)

"How does a person not have black pants?" - Erin L (08/26/2011)

"I think it's too wintery." - Erin L (08/26/2011)

Wednesday, August 26, 2009   (16 years ago today) -- work, visited tricia & travis in DC! went to a horrible restaurant called 'la tomate'

"He's so funny, your husband." - Tricia B (08/26/2009)
talking to me

"This seems quaint." - Travis B (08/26/2009)

"It fell off." - Tricia B (08/26/2009)
tricia dropped her lemon on the floor

"You doing okay over there?" - Travis B (08/26/2009)
tricia kept dropping food & lemons

"I want to go back and write a review... I have quite a few words..." - Travis B (08/26/2009)
the restaurant we went to was bad

"They stole a little something from us tonight so..." - Travis B (08/26/2009)
the restaurant

"There, it's pretty." - Tricia B (08/26/2009)
fixed the comforter so it looks pretty

Sunday, August 26, 2007   (18 years ago today) -- marc came back & we went swimming & watched the game w/ peeps

"Aw! Interception!" - Marc G (08/26/2007)
we were watching baseball lol

"They're probably looking for Marc." - Janny M (08/26/2007)
the cops

"I can be loud too, trust me." - Jen R (08/26/2007)

Tuesday, August 26, 2003   (22 years ago today) -- lol, locked out night b4 so crashed over pauls, paul & i do his car & walmart, kohls shopping in bowie, other crap

"Wait a minute! I'm a college student! Why am I saying that?" - Janny M (08/26/2003)

"Move or I will beat you with the Swiffer wet jet... don't think I won't." - Roshy R (08/26/2003)

"Go pee. Go pee. Get." - Roshy R (08/26/2003)

"Stay, sit, stop it." - Roshy R (08/26/2003)

"That just has sex written all over it." - Janny M (08/26/2003)
greg's vest