Quotes

"I've never seen so much wealth..." - Brandon P (04/28/2023)
some people drive around really expensive cars here

"No, I'm not taking off my clothes." - Brandon P (04/28/2023)
his italian genealogy is tattooed on his back

"...And I took a shower..." - Helen E (04/28/2022)
andrei said that helen looks good

"It's an execution method for trash?" - Andrei A (04/28/2022)
the insinerator

"I love your first world problems." - Helen E (04/28/2022)
our problems

"What are they talking about?" "Star Trek and boobs." - Janny M & Helen E (04/28/2022)

"Like that woman who married the Berlin Wall..." - Helen E (04/28/2022)

"Damn. We're getting deep tonight." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Helen E (04/28/2022)

"...She's not real but his feelings are..." - Andrei A (04/28/2022)
dude who married a robot

"He's had cushy academia jobs when they majored in Engrish." - Helen E (04/28/2022)
yes she said engrish

"That's just the boomer thing to do." - Helen E (04/28/2022)
die and leave your children nothing

"Can we go out and have a weird night together?" "Say no more..." - Helen E & Andrei A (04/28/2022)

"It's a sliding scale. I probably have thirty percent lesbian..." - Helen E (04/28/2022)

"...And don't ask why I know all these weather statistics..." - Helen E (04/28/2022)

"You're over due." - Andrei A (04/28/2022)
in helen kissing a girl

"I would make out with her though." - Helen E (04/28/2022)

"And now I'm thinking about vaginas..." - Helen E (04/28/2022)

"I think I got other plans..." - Paul H (04/28/2020)
dominion strategy

"Old Mexican taught me that. Damn if it don't work." - Uncle George (04/28/2019)
lime juice in spackle

"In ten years I couldn't teach Kim to ring a bell to go outside." - Uncle George (04/28/2019)
you can teach a pig to ring a bell to go outside in 10 minutes

"Cute. I don't think I'd wear it but..." - Uncle George (04/28/2019)
the 'i'm not gay but $20 is $20' shirt

"It's a little stiff." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (04/28/2017)

"It doesn't look that big." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (04/28/2017)

"You gotta have a beach body." - Mike O (04/28/2017)
donald

"I never realized how small he looks." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (04/28/2017)

"There are some women who like George W Bush. They're fricken idiots but they're out there." - Brian C (04/28/2017)

"My car was covered in sap... is this a joke? There wasn't even a tree in this lot." - Aunt Janet (04/28/2015)
even talking on the phone she makes quotes

"Every time I called they said it was getting painted... It must have been a hell of a paint job." - Aunt Janet (04/28/2015)

"Hell." - Mike O (04/28/2013)
he threw the frizbee and it hit the bird feeder

"I'm surprised the whole neighborhood doesn't come out and dance." - Nikki W (04/28/2013)
their neighbor who plays loud base

"The cat just f-in attacked me." - Nikki W (04/28/2013)

"I was like 'No... that's not a dog!" - Mike O (04/28/2013)
the great dane that's in their neighborhood

"I got a call from 'Elect Romney'... I was like 'you're so calling the wrong house'." - Wynne G (04/28/2012)

"Um... Can you pull the head off?" - Wynne G (04/28/2012)
jennifer's toy to put the colar on

"Two thousand square yards? Speak English." - Wynne G (04/28/2012)

"I guess it was kind of confusing to listen..." - Tom Ch (04/28/2012)
he missed a guess and could have thrown off the game

"Would you like it back on fire?" - Janie W (04/28/2012)
wynne was taking pictures of the cakes

"Hold the cake and smile for God's sake." - Wynne G (04/28/2012)

"Completely off topic, but..." - Tom Ch (04/28/2012)
side story

"Is that official? Janis is the old phone?" - Wynne G (04/28/2012)
jennifer was playing with the ring tones

"She's hi-jacking my Facebook!" - Patrick W (04/28/2010)
his gf

"Ou, I like that!" - Janny M (04/28/2009)
magic secrets reveiled... the secret is in his pants!

"That's where they're from." "From Venus?" - Howard T & Dimitri D (04/28/2009)
venus fly traps

"She would get upset if she knew why." - Howard T (04/28/2009)
howard's nickname is thin mint

"Mayonnaise wouldn't taste too bad, I guess." - Howard T (04/28/2009)
in coffee

"I know, I always dribble." - Howard T (04/28/2009)
his food

"There is no performance." "We know that, it's running Windows." - Janny M & Howard T (04/28/2009)

"You walk into that sneeze space." - Monique S (04/28/2009)

"So he's well notched?" - Howard T (04/28/2009)

"Everyone looks better when they don't have to spend the weekend with M*****." - Howard T (04/28/2008)

"Yeah, I can wait." - Shawn R (04/28/2008)
burger king commercial

"That made my hair stand on end... whatever's left of it." - Dr Tracy (04/28/2006)

"Haising is bad..." - Dr Moore (04/28/2005)
frostburg was on CNN for haising, yay

"You are not getting that recommendation." - Dr Moore (04/28/2005)
someone in the class, we were talking about outsourcing, this was a REALLY good discussion!

"I have bi racial kids to feed." - Dr Moore (04/28/2005)

"I wasn't going to leave until the seven." - Josh H (04/28/2004)
what r we like 5?

"Quiz me, quiz me!" - Paul H (04/28/2004)
i'd like to quiz him!

"D, dush." - Paul H (04/28/2004)

"They can't argue because they're dead." - Paul H (04/28/2004)

"What'd you do? Throw it around?" - Janny M (04/28/2003)
david's comp

"Uh, that's a man." - Janny M (04/28/2003)

"No, everyone knows I was a stripper before." - Leslie B (04/28/2003)

"Anyone who can get a raise out of a bra strap is pathetic." - Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"He's got an unfortunate name, but he's a pretty smart guy." - Prof Hughes (04/28/2003)

"Who else do you know making out in the mail room?" - Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"It's like she hasn't been out in the world in years." - Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"Oh, menstruation." - Leslie B (04/28/2003)

"Oh, ho ho ho, Merry Christmas." - Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"If only I had a card that was the two of clubs." - Janny M (04/28/2003)

"For some reason he gets amused." - Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"I'm not even paying attention." "Penis, penis, penis." - David E & Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"Janis, you're my baby." - Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"Dude, we don't have any men, someone is hording men." - Tricia B (04/28/2003)

"David, if that doesn't say 'I love you', I don't know what does." - Janny M (04/28/2003)
leslie bought $15 worth of fooood!

"David, I think you should do something sexually nice for her tonight." - Tricia B (04/28/2003)
talking about leslie