Quotes

"Did you smell it?" "Oh my god." - Janny M & Shawn R (08/15/2021)
the bathroom after brian

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"Move over there... Okay, well I'm gonna hit ya." - Shawn R (08/15/2021)
trying to get jen to move so he can move the car

"What do you call hitting something unintentionally at 20 miles per hour?" "An accident." - Brian C & Shawn R (08/15/2021)

"I'm gonna share this." - Paul H (08/15/2021)
the dirty + your name

"I mean, Ragnar, if I was gay; yeah." - Shawn R (08/15/2021)

"I was going to ask you a question." "Yes, I'm going to win tonight." - Brian C & Heidi C (08/15/2020)

"I'm at max volume. Salt the Earth!" - Heidi C (08/15/2020)

"I'm really weary about this whole peasant kingdom thing. And I'm not talking about Dominion." - Heidi C (08/15/2020)

"It's so much more fun when you're actually winning." - Heidi C (08/15/2020)

"Dude. You're not growing basil. I know what you're growing down there." - Heidi C (08/15/2020)

"Haha. That's almost funny." - Dr Dana W (08/15/2017)

"They all suck." "Gee, thanks, Babe. I spent hours on mine." - Brian C & Janny M (08/15/2017)
cah

"She's mixing wine and vodka." "Uh, I don't know how that's gonna taste." - Brian C & Shawn R (08/15/2015)

"Diarrhea pockets." - Shawn R (08/15/2015)
hot pockets

"Actually that's pretty... I mean it was an earthquake." - Shawn R (08/15/2015)
necrofelia after the haiti earthquake

"If you don't want them to trip over wood then don't have your penis out." - Janny M (08/15/2015)
shawn was moving his wood out of the way

"It's deceptively boney." - Patrick D (08/15/2015)
becky's butt

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"Doesn't sound like a bad plague." - Patrick D (08/15/2015)
cah adenol

"She's getting in the wrong deck." "Wouldn't be the first time." Shut up, Janis." - Shawn R & Janny M & Jen R (08/15/2015)

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"Well that's what you get for wearing a skimpy bathing suit." - Janny M (08/15/2014)
jens top came off in the water

"Why can't I hit mctits?" - Shawn R (08/15/2014)
bri's account

"Guardians of the galaxy..." - Jen R (08/15/2014)
it's not

"Go get my fluids." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Janny M (08/15/2014)

"I got a headache." "That's because you're drinking." "No it's because you're talking." - Shawn R & Jen R & Janny M (08/15/2014)

"I told her I'd by a f**king bag and write a bunch of C's on it." - Shawn R (08/15/2014)
jen and her name-brand stuff

"I think I put some Sprite in there just to make it drinkable." - Shawn R (08/15/2014)
his mixed drink

"He wants to... you know..." "F**k?" "Well not only that." - Jen R & Janny M (08/15/2014)

"Janis... let's not piss off the neighbors again." - Shawn R (08/15/2014)

"Not all of us are lushes, Jen." - Mitch Si (08/15/2014)

"Eh, love's a strong word." - Mitch Si (08/15/2014)

"Julius says no alcohol on global..." "Give me another taste then." - Shawn R & Jen R (08/15/2014)

"Remember, not too big." "That's what she said." - Wynne G & Ron So (08/15/2012)

"Can I at least look pleased?" - Brigette F (08/15/2012)
we can't smile for our nih photos

"Very feminine." "That's okay. I'm secure in my manly hood." - Janny M & Uncle George (08/15/2010)
his favorite song was pretty girly

"I'll be glad when this is over." "What?" "Getting old." - Kim Mo & Uncle George (08/15/2010)

"It looked like the pyramids of Egypt." - Uncle George (08/15/2010)
chompers crap

"He does not look happy." "He's a horseshoe crab." - Brian C & Jen R (08/15/2009)

"I'd rather unmake the bed." - Shawn R (08/15/2009)

"That is such a racist dealership... Coons?" "I don't get it." - Shawn R & Jen R (08/15/2009)

"We have a two two, too." - Jen R (08/15/2009)
2 br 2 b lol 22,2

"You only know that because you were watching House Hunters." - Shawn R (08/15/2009)
a city in new mexico

"Walmart has some really good sex games." - Patrick D (08/15/2009)

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"You going to play without straps?" - Shawn R (08/15/2009)
the guitar rockband

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"What's with all the women?" - Shawn R (08/15/2009)
randomly chosen player in rb kept being women 4 shawn

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"I've never tried to put a hair brush up my wohoo." "That's not what you've told me." - Jen R & Shawn R (08/15/2009)

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"I can't sit on my dogs crate and take a s**t." - Jen R (08/15/2009)

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"It makes me wanna poo." - Dimitri D (08/15/2008)
oka... yeah

"He better stop looking into our crack." - Howard T (08/15/2008)
some guy outside looking in the crack between the frame and blind

"I wouldn't make a good prostitute." - Howard T (08/15/2008)
no explination necessary

"Yeah, my doctor says I've been clipped and burned... I'm like too much information." - Mandy S (08/15/2008)
she closed her eyes while she said the last part

"Would I mind? Yeah, cause that would be disrupting my sleep." - Jen R (08/15/2008)
if shawn had sex w/ her while she was passed out (they're married)

"I'm telling you, that's my life lately." - Mandy S (08/15/2008)
knocked over her soda

"Is that you? You might want to draw yourself with a thinker pen." - Janny M (08/15/2007)
making fun of ernies stick figure drawing

"We don't need a P O C for break times." - Ernie A (08/15/2007)

"Save her from what?" "I don't know... she's thirty... or dead." - Janny M & Brian C (08/15/2005)

"This is your phone, right?" - David E (08/15/2004)

"Oh, there are dolphins out there?" "No, they're whales." - Mrs Harich & Mr Harich (08/15/2003)

"It's like 'there it is!'" - Nick M (08/15/2003)

"You're almost there." "Don't lie to these people." - Mr Harich & Nick M (08/15/2003)
long ass steps!

"Next steps I climb are Old Main." - Janny M (08/15/2003)

"That's a Tony move!" - Tony M (08/15/2003)
she broke a lot of plates & stuff, lol

"Another historic statement made by our president." - Mrs Harich (08/15/2003)

"Kangaroo burgers..." "Yeah, but they have regular food, too." - Nancy M & Mrs Harich (08/15/2003)

"Yeah, take a twenty foot walk, ten feet from the beach." - Mr Harich (08/15/2003)

"Well, just try to keep the drooling to a minimum and wait for our food." - Mr Harich (08/15/2003)

"It's reflecting off your top." - Mr Harich (08/15/2003)
lisa's phone

"You're responsible for finishing that puzzle." "I'm going." - Nick M & Mr Harich (08/15/2003)

"I was observing the young lady shaking her dressing and she became paranoid." - Nancy M (08/15/2003)

"That'll shut us up." - Mrs Harich (08/15/2003)

"Does anybody want an egg? I'll ask our waitress." - Lisa M (08/15/2003)

"She know how to get the answer." "Well, he wouldn't tell an old lady where he's from." - Mrs Harich & Nancy M (08/15/2003)

"Wow. I put a card down. I think I'm going to faint." - Nick M (08/15/2003)