Quotes

"They were not interested." - Glenn H (04/04/2024)
glenn lost his phone and went to the police

"It was like true death." - Megan Wi (04/04/2020)
matt's gas

"I mean the swindler strategy might seem like it might be worth it." - Matt Wi (04/04/2020)

"Okay... where to start..." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)

"Yeah, I've gotta get her outta there Wednesday afternoon." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)
mom going to nyc with stac

"So when I visit when I'm thirty five... or eighty..." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)
a free trip after 2938428 points from the bus

"Seems kinda lazy since not much rhymes with 'decompose'." - Uncle Mike (04/04/2015)

"Don't get her started. I'm going to have to ask you to leave." - Uncle Mike (04/04/2015)
stacy said something about the O's

"I guess I need to get shot glasses." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
bri was taking shots

"So when you don't drink, then you drink, you're like 'woooo'." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)

"What happened to your hair?" "I have cancer." - Stacy M & Mike A (04/04/2015)

"So it's mercury. It's gas. What am I gonna do about it? Cry?" - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
when a light bulb breaks

"She died last year!" - Roshy R (04/04/2015)
she said this very lively

"Baltimore County?" "Eww." - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (04/04/2015)

"Quote the random kid." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)
aunt janet telling us a story about a boy

"Oh my God. All those f**king birds I buried." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
emma used to kill birds

"How did I not think of that?" - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
the bell they put on emma

"I wasn't drunk but I was very tipsy..." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
she ordered something in that state

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"You want some forks?" "No thanks. I'm trying to quit." - Aunt Chris & Uncle Dave (04/04/2010)

"I had these ducks... Mine broke." - Aunt Chris (04/04/2010)

"Cookie? She burns all of the cookies." - Shawn R (04/04/2009)
jen does

"Kinda like your face you know... all off beat." - Janny M (04/04/2009)

"I got something that's everlong." - Shawn R (04/04/2009)

"You better not pass out, I wanna do something to you later." - Shawn R (04/04/2009)
jen was drunk

"If they are a counselor, they're not allowed to register... I have to draw the line somewhere." - Ernie A (04/04/2007)

"It works for our friends... but not our enemies... that square..." - Dr Lemmert (04/04/2005)

"I heard breasts and stroke so I'm interested." - Brian C (04/04/2004)

"Did you just say that you have sex with Paul everyday?" "What?" - Janny M & Seth W (04/04/2004)

"She hears what she wants to hear." - Seth W (04/04/2004)

"Oh, I've heard of him!" - Janny M (04/04/2003)
talking aboot a drag queen

"Damn it, Dad... or Mom." - Janny M (04/04/2003)
trying to call him, phone busy

"Janis heard the word testicals and her ears perked right up." - Chris Sm (04/04/2003)

"Truth or dare out in the lounge?" - Janny M (04/04/2003)
i haven't played that game in a while

"No, ya." - Janny M (04/04/2003)

"Ou. Who put down the four?" "You." - Janny M & Tricia B (04/04/2003)

"Unless he picks up some whoppers." - Tricia B (04/04/2003)

"Kill it! Kill it! I want it dead!" - Jackie F (04/04/2003)
there was some sort of insect in her room, i suppose

"Janis, it's your turn to put out." - Tricia B (04/04/2003)

"I don't think he can see me." "Pull your shirt up, that'll get his attention." - Tricia B & Chris Sm (04/04/2003)

"A vibrator? Isn't this a little too wide?" - Leslie B (04/04/2003)

"Why do I always get the lemon of the hand?" - Tricia B (04/04/2003)

"The crayons are distracting." - Janny M (04/04/2003)