Quotes

"It's not that bad." "What? Dying alone?" - Brian C & Helen E (04/07/2022)

"Just tell me. I don't like your Bernie Sanders car..." - Helen E (04/07/2022)

"I like how they move around with it." "Yeah. It's like it tastes different over there!" - Janny M & Helen E (04/07/2022)
dogs move around with their bones

"Then she'll put the avocado in my face." - Helen E (04/07/2022)
kiki

"It had to get jealous over Safari." - Eric W (04/07/2021)
in order for chrome to work he had to switch to safari then chrome started working

"Ow, my brain." - Eric W (04/07/2021)

"She can't work at hooters. She doesn't meet certain requirements." - Brian C (04/07/2018)
jen

"She's not the brightest bulb in the box." "No, I'm not." - Janny M & Jen R (04/07/2017)

"You look homeless." - Mari G (04/07/2017)
shawn

"They don't know about it." "They will." - Janny M & Jen R (04/07/2017)
their heating unit makes noises

"Well if you can't go first class, why go?" - Aunt Ruth (04/07/2013)
on vacations

"I don't need a pillow. I got a big enough butt." - Mom (04/07/2013)

"E R! That's the word that's not a word!" - Janny M (04/07/2013)
i didn't put er down as a word then brian did

"I'm not on all the time." - Seth W (04/07/2012)
making quotes

"You look up 'soon' in the dictionary and you wouldn't find T G I Friday's." - Janny M (04/07/2012)
our food took its time

"You look like a student." "I know. That's what I thought." - Janny M & Seth W (04/07/2012)
his teacher id

"How long did it take to sink? That's all I want to know." - Seth W (04/07/2012)
wikipedia gives you the run around when you want to know facts

"Damn White Star Line. They make s**ty a*s ships." - Seth W (04/07/2012)
and now they're carnival, lol

"Can we stay away from porn quotes, shall we?" - Seth W (04/07/2012)
he said a good one

"Don't quote the second one..." - Seth W (04/07/2012)
the second porn quote

"We're going down in quality here..." - Seth W (04/07/2012)
seeing a youtube video we went from laptop to kindle to phone

"I'm going to go have sex on that camera." - Dimitri D (04/07/2010)
u don't wanna know

"What is he holding there? ...Something creme... I guess that's appropriate." - Howard T (04/07/2009) (pic)

"Saving my settings, oh good." - Howard T (04/07/2008)

"He doesn't seem to believe me. I don't know why." - Howard T (04/07/2008)

"It's okay, don't worry, I can fill you up." - Janny M (04/07/2007)

"Somebody's not getting some tonight." "I didn't say that." - Brian C & Leslie B (04/07/2007)

"It's like thanks for leaving us strain did." - Leslie B (04/07/2006)
that was funny

"You can have a threesome." - Dr Moore (04/07/2005)

"Hum... library closed at ten P M, that definitely hints at a fire..." - Paul H (04/07/2005)
lol

"Seth, where are you going to put it?" - Leslie B (04/07/2005)

"Purple army, go!" - Seth W (04/07/2005)

"We didn't know it was going to be nude, okay?" - Leslie B (04/07/2005)

"I'm just doing finger exercises." - Paul H (04/07/2004)

"No, no!" - Paul H (04/07/2004)

"Is everyone being nice to everyone but me?" - Paul H (04/07/2004)

"Wow, another hand of crap." - Paul H (04/07/2004)

"Yeah! I'm back in the game!" - Paul H (04/07/2004)
85 behind

"I went up to negative five!" - Paul H (04/07/2004)

"If there's anything I know, it's men." - Tricia B (04/07/2003)

"Don't write on my box boob." - Tricia B (04/07/2003)

"I don't want to go under her." "Don't worry, everyone does." - Katie Ha & Tricia B (04/07/2003)
that's terrible, talking about me

"Yes, it is! It's probably a children's book out there." - Janny M (04/07/2003)
playing scatagories (i put down 'oh look' for a book)

"Stop being drunk and fumbling into me." - Janny M (04/07/2003)

"No, because then people can walk in and see me naked when I don't want them to." - Tricia B (04/07/2003)