Quotes

"I don't even know where the produce section was!" - Mark Si (06/09/2023)
in the pingo

"Then she was like, so much for this..." - Mark Si (06/09/2023)
viccki had a hard time making friends then she joined a group who were trump supporters

"That's me with a bunch of cats! That's not suspicious at all!" - Sabrina P (06/09/2023)
push the button; trying to weed out the alien; drawing yourself in 5 years

"I guess he does get peed on a lot." - Sabrina P (06/09/2023)

"I know I don't cause my mom's dead." - Bryan S (06/09/2023)

"She can get another." - Bryan S (06/09/2023)
if you accidently berried your mother's dildo

"Somebody's actually buying Tide Pools?" "Don't knock it till you've tried it." - Janny M & Heidi C (06/09/2023)

"I don't even know what I was doing. I was just hurting people." - Heidi C (06/09/2023)
she loves to do that

"If I ever have a son, his name will be Urban Cowboy." - Arlene A (06/09/2022)

"These trucks are so big." "That's not what she said." - Arlene A's Mom & Arlene A (06/09/2022)

"That's why I want an all inclusive resort for my honeymoon. 'What do you wanna do?' 'Get room service and boink.'" - Arlene A (06/09/2022)

"Gotta make sure all these springs are stiff. - Paul H (06/09/2021)

"I don't remember tasting it." - Brian C (06/09/2021)

"Yes quotes are religious text." - Paul H (06/09/2021)

"Well you poured some out, I want it back in." - Paul H (06/09/2021)

"I'm not gonna fuck up this time." - Paul H (06/09/2021)
the mind

"Well they put in everclear..." - Paul H (06/09/2021)
cat 5 drink at hurricanes

"I think it's walk to dinner time." - Paul H (06/09/2021)

"We are living advertisements for that cat five." - Paul H (06/09/2021)
him and bri got pretty plastered

"Watch out. There's a child..." - Arlene A (06/09/2021)

"It just tasted like U R I N E..." - Arlene A (06/09/2021)
one of her drinks

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"You don't have to shout sex in the hot tub!" "Public service announcement." - Janny M & Andy C (06/09/2021)

"How much is water down there?" "It's free. It's in the ocean." - Brian C & Andy C (06/09/2021)
in florida

"I don't find him attractive." - Andy C (06/09/2021)
our waiter

"You gave me a small. Do I look like a small?" - Andy C (06/09/2021)
bri and andy trying on woman's bikini tops

"Don't touch the art." - Arlene A (06/09/2021)
talking about me

"Oh no. I never went through puberty." - Arlene A (06/09/2018)

"I'm gonna have to take it all off." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brian C (06/09/2017)

"Spackle will cover a multitude of sins... Not Jen's face though." - Brian C (06/09/2017)

"Smashing Pumpkins..." - Jen R (06/09/2017)
wrong artist

"Siri, do you take it in the a*s?" "...That's a yes." - Shawn R & Janny M (06/09/2017)
siri didn't say

"You gotta shave your a*s." "Are you gonna do it cause I can't?" - Jen R & Shawn R (06/09/2017)

"I wanna see some boobs." - Shawn R (06/09/2017)

"Wow I can't see my bowl." - Jen R (06/09/2017)
too dark to see cereal

"That's a pill. That's not a penis." - Janny M (06/09/2017)

"It's a gentlemanly cactus." - Mi G (06/09/2016)
a sign

"You didn't know?" "Well, I had no instructions." - Janny M & Peter F (06/09/2014)
some functionality of an application we were reviewing... n2 issue

"So what's the party part of this pickle party?" - Wynne G (06/09/2012)

"Do you wear your hat in the shower?" - Jennifer C (06/09/2012)
never got that one before

"I'm talking. How can I hear?" - Tom Ch (06/09/2012)

"I'm just opening up a napkin. It's really not that interesting." - Wynne G (06/09/2012)
dogs were near her

"I only used those and that's not much of a variety." - Jennifer C (06/09/2012)

"I know it's missing." - Jennifer C (06/09/2012)

"Hey, all of this was hand jobs..." - Janny M (06/09/2009)
before i realized what i said

"He doesn't know his paperwork." - Uncle George (06/09/2009)

"No quotes for you!" - Mandy S (06/09/2007)

"Oh man, Shawn! Right in front of my house!" - Mandy S (06/09/2007)
we're not supposed 2 barbque... lol... there's a huge charcole mark on her walkway

"Oh yeah, that worked..." - Shawn R (06/09/2007)

"In the navy..." "Do you wanna get hit?" - Brian C & Shawn R (06/09/2007)
shawn is in the navy lol

"It's like, I don't know these people... I don't want them to be my friends." - Janny M (06/09/2007)
people who request to be friends on facebook

"Owe? Oh... owe." - Janny M (06/09/2006)

"Oh, shut up. You're fine. Go watch Elmo." - Aunt Janet (06/09/2003)

"Oh, well that looks stupid." - Aunt Janet (06/09/2003)

"I hate it when I have random guy's numbers." - Tricia B (06/09/2003)

"Who was in your car?" "I don't know, but those aren't mine." - Janny M & Tricia B (06/09/2003)
she had panty hose in her car... i wonder about her

"Yeah, they're like big candy canes." - Janny M (06/09/2003)

"There ain't no woman like the one I've got. Oh wait. I don't have a woman." - Tricia B (06/09/2003)

"You should be a refrigerator... actually, you should be the whole kitchen." - Roshy R (06/09/2003)
talking to me... we call each other appliances & such

"Get the K, you dope!" - Janny M (06/09/2003)

"Ah! Pearls!" - Janny M (06/09/2003)

"No, it'll be Diddy World with one Donkey." - Roshy R (06/09/2003)

"If I had a camera for every time you did that." - Roshy R (06/09/2003)
well i've celebrated the beating of levels b4 by dancing... nothing new

"Oh my Gosh, Diddy, you are one lucky monkey." - Janny M (06/09/2003)