Quotes

"They're trying to tire out the offense." - Steve Bl (10/27/2024)
the seahawks time of possession was awful

"I wanna see Taylor!" "She's not there." "Damn it!" - Steve Bl & Brian C (10/27/2024)

"I even raw dog it." - Andrei A (10/27/2022)
he doesn't wear masks or does anything preventative

"They just gave me stern looks and this Russian strict Karen face..." - Helen E (10/27/2022)

"I'm not into like a masculine looking lesbian." - Helen E (10/27/2022)

"Oh my God I will never have another orgasm for the rest of my life." - Helen E (10/27/2022)

"I'm gonna Google it... Hitler... one ball..." - Helen E (10/27/2022)

"...That's why I took out ninety thousand dollars in student loan debt..." - Helen E (10/27/2021)
cause we have to go to college

"I forget who I was hanging out with... it might have been you guys... I'll repeat it again..." - Helen E (10/27/2021)

"Then he leveled the feet... like that's super hard." - Matt Wi (10/27/2019)
the dude installing their dish washer

"Cheers! Inflation!" - Matt Wi (10/27/2019)

"I never stop doing them." - Matt Wi (10/27/2019)
kegel exercises

"Funny, haha, let's go get drunk." - Megan Wi (10/27/2019)
telling a story

"You're already half way up." - Megan Wi (10/27/2019)
matt was sitting up so megan wanted him to get the cheesecake

"I was going to get beer refills..." - Matt Wi (10/27/2019)
instead megan wanted cheesecake

"You want chicken nuggets?" "No. I hate him." - Matt Wi & Megan Wi (10/27/2019)
for her eye; megan turned to me during the 'i hate him' part

"Gross. So that's why they lost another tooth." - Matt Wi (10/27/2019)
dexter & deedee got bri's underwear when they were over our place

"That's not really quotable. I say that all the time." - Megan Wi (10/27/2019)
let's get drunk quote

"Most people would be most excited if their wives got them that." - Erin L (10/27/2017)
lots of flying dog beer; bear didn't like it too much

"I'm drinking just beer after the shot." - Bear M (10/27/2017)

"See. I come and go. You just stay here and fester..." - Erin L (10/27/2017)
she notices if the house smells

"They have hush puppies." "I don't even know what those are. Are those shoes?" - Brian C & Erin L (10/27/2017)
bri was reading choices for dinner

"If she was topless it would have been a lot better." "...Yeah, I was just picturing that." - Brian C & Bear M (10/27/2017)
some movie

"Do not chew on it." - Erin L (10/27/2017)
talking to bear about his pants

"Like thirty times a night. It seems excessive." - Erin L (10/27/2017)
how many times bear poops

"Especially her because she's old as bones." - Bear M (10/27/2017)

"But that was like a drilling professional..." - Erin L (10/27/2017)
many jokes came from this

"F**king stem cells." - Bear M (10/27/2017)

"Ghosts are desperate. They're dead!" - Jennifer C (10/27/2012)

"Take that!" "I just gave it to her." - Jennifer C & Brian C (10/27/2012)
the card jennifer just won

"Boyfriends are luxuries. I don't have that many right now." - Wynne G (10/27/2012)

"I hear something about boyfriends out here..." - Tom Ch (10/27/2012)

"You're a sick man. Cheers." - Brigette F (10/27/2012)
bri

"Wait until she reaches double digits first." - Brian C (10/27/2012)
jennifer drinking wine

"...A yearning... he's deep." - Wynne G (10/27/2012)
hippos note to jennifer

"If the rabbit turns, he's safe." - Brigette F (10/27/2012)
their dog runs in a straight line

"I don't know if I'd think someone was at risk if I heard that." - Kathleen W (10/27/2010)
xin's key alarm went off & sounded like a space ship

"Where's my drive? What happened here?" - Howard T (10/27/2008)

"No, I didn't want to make it easier on myself to drink." - Janny M (10/27/2007)
i wore a mask

"Bri, Candi likes Candy Corn." - Janny M (10/27/2007)

"It's all about me tonight." - Jen R (10/27/2007)
she came as a drama queen

"Why are you wearing a hat?" "Cause it comes with the outfit." - Marc G & Jen R (10/27/2007)

"The priest is already drunk." - Shawn R (10/27/2007)

"I'll stay with the alcohol." - Jen R (10/27/2007)
marc & i went to mcdonalds to see if we could get a reaction out of the employees, it didn't work

"We're always having a discussion about boobs." - Janny M (10/27/2007)

"Somebody get my husbands erection back." - Janny M (10/27/2007) (pic)

"Stick your tongue in it and lick." - Brian C (10/27/2007)
jello shooters

"I don't like landfills." - Tricia B (10/27/2007)

"I can't dance to no music cause no one's singing now." - Janny M (10/27/2007)

"This is a party, not a porno." - Marc G (10/27/2007)

"It's a sex scene." "It's too early in the movie." - Tricia B & Travis B (10/27/2007)

"Who's Marc?" - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
she was just talking to him

"These are my hooker boots." - Jen R (10/27/2007)

"Sometimes the magic just happens." - Travis B (10/27/2007)

"No, not these are my hooker quotes." - Janny M (10/27/2007)

"I know what a goal is, right?" - Leslie B (10/27/2007)

"You're muscles are like legs." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
felt marcs legs

"We had a travel agent. Her name was Julie but now we can't find her." - Tricia B (10/27/2007)

"We don't speak." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
talking about a friend who les doesn't speak to anymore

"Metal is a plastic." "What?" - Janny M & Marc G (10/27/2007)

"But she spelled it backwards!" - Tricia B (10/27/2007)
the word BOOB

"Ah!" - Tricia B (10/27/2007)
she screamed during a scary part of the movie, but she was in the bathroom, that was funny!

"Are you looking at my husbands balls?" - Tricia B (10/27/2007)

"There we go with the boobs again." - Tricia B (10/27/2007)

"Sixty results for boobs so far." - Janny M (10/27/2007)
my new quotes page

"You almost hit triple spider web!" - Marc G (10/27/2007)

"I've done that quote before." - Janny M (10/27/2007)

"Spiders die. They didn't take care of their web." - Marc G (10/27/2007)
tricia criticized my decorating skills

"You've tried him?" "That's a quote." "Aw, s**t." - Marc G & Janny M (10/27/2007)

"What? No witty come backs?" "Sorry, I just ignore you." - Marc G & Brian C (10/27/2007)

"College dorm rooms are not bullet proof." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)

"I've already heard enough of her moaning." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)

"He just said boobs." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)

"I'm not going to take jello shooters to work." - Janny M (10/27/2007)
all the left over food!

"Jesus won't help you do your taxes!" - Janny M (10/27/2006)

"Where's Z?" "Uh, at the Z." - Brian C & Janny M (10/27/2006)

"Do I randomly grab your ass?" "Yes." "Okay, just making sure." - Brian C & Janny M (10/27/2005)

"I have to bribe you." - Dr Chitsaz (10/27/2005)

"Candi is not a drug addict." - Janny M (10/27/2004)
she's not, she's just a puppy!

"The rummy queen has not played rummy all semester." - Tricia B (10/27/2003)

"Don't eat spinach and yogurt." - Tricia B (10/27/2003)

"Throw it all into one big complicated example." - Dr White (math) (10/27/2003)

"What a circle!" - Dr White (math) (10/27/2003)

"I'm going to try to catch her at work, cause we need answers!" - Matt F (10/27/2003)

"Yeah, cause you're young." - Matt F (10/27/2003)
how i should learn MySQL

"The wind, David, the wind!" - Janny M (10/27/2003)

"So I've been through all three stages." - David E (10/27/2003)

"What? This isn't a spoon!" - Seth W (10/27/2003)

"I should not be referred to as a guy." - Josh H (10/27/2003)

"How many tomatoes must die before you're happy?" - George M (10/27/2003)

"That's funny in a strange way." - George M (10/27/2003)

"No! We're talking about boobs." - Tricia B (10/27/2003)

"Paul likes my boobs... don't you?" - Janny M (10/27/2003)

"Ah! Ah! Too many kisses!" - Tricia B (10/27/2003)

"I'm going to stop wearing pants." - Tricia B (10/27/2003)

"Oh, I hate that commercial... that guy is ugly!" - Janny M (10/27/2003)