Quotes

"Did you use that lemon? It looks like it got a squeeze." - Steve Bl (07/05/2025)

"I phones should be user friendly." - João R (07/05/2024)

"Have fun, mama." - Molly R (07/05/2021)
jen was with us and we splashed her a lot

"I want a reattachment." - Jen R (07/05/2021)
jen was hooked up to bri & i and we splashed her a lot

"I know what it is!" - Arlene A (07/05/2020)
bryan s asked if we knew what a floppy disk was

"Okay... nobody alive fought in the war..." - Brian C (07/05/2018)

"What should I tell them about my hobbies? I like weed, playing games, and day drinking..." - Ash P (07/05/2018)

"I'm fairly certain that's a Russian front." - Ash P (07/05/2018)
a store that didn't have much business

"I'm like, you sat that way." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)
sady gets her butt sniffed by the dogs

"Well, I did train them to get Tobey." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)
her dogs sometimes chase cats

"I need a list of lists." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)

"Is it a trike, too?" - Ash P (07/05/2018)
dissing my motorcycle

"Yeah, but that requires effort." - Dr Dana W (07/05/2018)

"There will be tots involved." - Layla S (07/05/2016)
at happy hour

"Those kids are completely traumatized now..." - Matt E (07/05/2016)
after watching a trailer for sausage fest

"It's definitely inside my wheelhouse and I have a small wheelhouse." - Layla S (07/05/2016)
her beer

"I know the point of democracy. That's why I've been watching nothing but trailers." - Layla S (07/05/2016)

"She probably isn't going to get fired for saying that." - Layla S (07/05/2016)
a pm said something during a meeting

"Only with you guys do I eat meat, actually." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Shawn R (07/05/2014)

"A bunch of s**t. I know you can't say a bunch of s**t." - Shawn R (07/05/2014)

"Now it's down to fifteen... F**k you guys." - Shawn R (07/05/2014)
getting him addicted to a game

"One year a week?" - Shawn R (07/05/2014)
jen & shawn are kid free for a week a year

"Who's the erection?" "I'm the erection." - Shawn R & Mitch Si (07/05/2014)
cah

"I got the racist card. How did that happen?" - Mitch Si (07/05/2014)

"You only live five miles away." "I don't care. That's enough." - Jen R & Caitlin Si (07/05/2014)

"I think the smart of both of the dogs cancelled each other out." - Caitlin Si (07/05/2014)
how their dogs were dumb

"I don't judge drunk people." - Caitlin Si (07/05/2014)

"My visibility went from zero to nothing." - Jen R (07/05/2014)
an amazing feat

"Guilt is fun." - Kurt W (07/05/2013)

"Delila, what are you talking about?" "I know. She's a quack." - Janny M & Kurt W (07/05/2013)

"She's getting churchy." - Kurt W (07/05/2013)

"You know, whoever John Mayer's stinging this song to could say what they need to say if he'd only shut the f**k up." - Janny M (07/05/2013)

"God, I got a big nose." - Aunt Ruth (07/05/2009)

"As you get older, your nose gets bigger." - Aunt Ruth (07/05/2009)

"Oh, no, the two little pillows." - Aunt Ruth (07/05/2009) (pic)
bri got the big pillow

"Yes, N... N as in Nancy... N as in... something else." - Brian C (07/05/2009)

"I'm listening..." - Uncle George (07/05/2008)
brian's bad idea

"What movie is she in?" "Uh, she's in Mystery Men." - Janny M & Marc G (07/05/2008)
we were watching mystery men

"Door's not open. Go away." - Uncle Mike (07/05/2003)

"I was going for one of those bay watch things." - Janny M (07/05/2003)

"I wanna watch golf... ya know?" - Janny M (07/05/2003)

"So don't get a General Hagee." - Mary W (07/05/2003)
the playing cards had people on them

"This is how you're really supposed to play... she was just being stupid." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"Man, I have to spell out the names." - Janny M (07/05/2003)

"You're winning?" - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"She's probably has a new love interest for the week." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)
talking about leslie

"Oh, wait. It has healthy stuff in it." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)
the icecream

"It's this mat... no, you're standing on the arrow." - Liz M (07/05/2003)

"Her boos are messing me up." - Janny M (07/05/2003)

"Did you just diss her dancing?" - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"I like this carpet... Can I have it for my dorm room?" - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"Oh, look... I'm doing something." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"You guys look like belly dancers." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"Is my mom asleep? I really hope so." - Mary W (07/05/2003)

"Oh, the fan is really blowing on me." - Janny M (07/05/2003)

"Paul, I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies." - Janny M (07/05/2003)
he was playing ddr... cing if he pays attention

"Do I look like I'm on crack?" - Tricia B (07/05/2003)
she asked everyone

"That is the porn star one." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"No, you can't read it... it's in my handwriting." - Janny M (07/05/2003)
i couldn't make out some of the quotes

"Hey, not next to the dancers." - Paul H (07/05/2003)

"He doesn't like hot dogs? That's so un american." - Hack R (07/05/2003)

"This is a sexest deck." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"With our powers combined, we are captin D R." - Sars R (07/05/2003)

"Someone against playing with your balls?" - Erin W (07/05/2003)

"Oh, I didn't wear my really exciting shoes." - Janny M (07/05/2003)

"We should avoid organization all together, and have people scamper about randomly." - Sars R (07/05/2003)

"You're not going to die from it, so move on." - Phil D (07/05/2003)

"Why don't we make everyman's land instead of nomans land?" - Phil D (07/05/2003)

"Use the rake... it's fine." - Phil D (07/05/2003)
as a boundary for capture the flag

"I've been imprissoned almost an entire cigarette!" - Phil D (07/05/2003)

"What is that? The womans chair?" - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"It's like her life, though." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"Just because I have over a hundred quotes a week, doesn't mean anything." - Janny M (07/05/2003)

"Is there that much to swallow?" "I don't know." - Janny M & Sara M (07/05/2003)
u don't wanna know

"A man. One man." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)

"Let's bomb them and call it freedom." - Tricia B (07/05/2003)