Quotes

"I'll say yes but I'll be honest." - Paul H (03/15/2024)
if he was asked to officiate a wedding but goes into rage over crying

"Hillary's not a woman. She's a lizard." - Helen E (03/15/2020)

"What has Larry Hogan done?" "Shove highways up our a*s." - Janny M & Helen E (03/15/2020)

"You're so needy." - Anita J (03/15/2016)

"I knew it. You couldn't resist talking." - Anita J (03/15/2016)
thomas explaining what he was doing

"So I'm not going to die after all?" - David Ga (03/15/2015)
our final night of our first game of civilization

"Oh I really hope he has a cool hat." - David Ga (03/15/2015)
his great person

"Yeah. Big a*s sucker. It doesn't stand for superman." - Uncle George (03/15/2014)
if he wore a superman outfit

"But he ain't that pretty. Look at all the knuckles." - Uncle George (03/15/2014)

"Here I am f**ked up carrying a ninety six pound dog." - Uncle George (03/15/2014)
when chomper drank too much

"You need a massage." "No, I don't." - Janny M & Uncle George (03/15/2014)

"It tastes like apple juice." "She used to pee on me." - James M & Uncle George (03/15/2014)

"He was like s**t I need a big favor from you and I was like, 'dude I'm not going gay for you'." - James M (03/15/2014)

"We just assumed you were a dumb teenager." "So, yeah, I was." - Brian C & James M (03/15/2014)

"They have three pages of appetizers. Jesus." - Mike O (03/15/2013)
tgi fridays

"Well you were flashing me so..." - Mike O (03/15/2013)

"The dogs aren't farting enough to make us laugh." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
or vacate the room?

"Why haven't you drawn yet?" - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
mike finally got out of the bathroom

"Ew. That's wet." - Mike O (03/15/2013)

"I'm going to wash my fingers from her wet tail." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"His name was Mister Rodgers." "Would you be his neighbor?" - Kurt W & Mike O (03/15/2013)

"On that I can't go and on that I can't go. Oh no." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"This guy's stuck on a six!" - Mike O (03/15/2013)

"Something's wrong with her." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"She could be a cover up." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
someone who may be gay

"He was pregnant once." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
mike?

"Yeah but I've been sitting over here like a..." "Douche bag?" - Mike O & Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"Let's go potty... everybody..." - Mike O (03/15/2013)

"So, bad drivers?" "Oh my God, yes." - Brie Be & Janny M (03/15/2013)
asians

"I think the federal government should do that. That would make them popular." - Peter F (03/15/2013)
dna testing on dog poop

"Look at me... I'm okay... except for that twitch." - Dimitri D (03/15/2010)
he drank tap water all his life

"I don't like nuts in my mouth." - Dimitri D (03/15/2010)

"You should dye." "But I want to live." - Janny M & Dimitri D (03/15/2010)
dye his hair, lol

"That was pineapple juice?" "Not anymore." - Brian C & Shawn R (03/15/2008)
it was gross

"Yes there is, the sour apple mix is non alcoholic!" - Shawn R (03/15/2008)
his f**k u up drink

"No robot. I'll have to kick you in the nuts." - Shawn R (03/15/2008)

"I just got kicked in the face." - Shawn R (03/15/2008)

"Ou! Fuzzy sippers!" - Jen R (03/15/2008)
yes, she said sippers

"Once she acquired acquires." - Brian C (03/15/2006)
i had aquires which was a BINGO

"There's no music." - Dr Dana W (03/15/2004)
b & i were dancing

"Damn it. I do have access!" - David E (03/15/2004)

"Tell Tricia what you just said." "No, don't." - Janny M & Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"...Since I've entered your quotemosphere." - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"Look it! There's mud!" - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"You have to dissect the coffee cake." - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"Stop depantsing Janis!" - Chris Sm (03/15/2003)

"Keep your feet inside your bubble." - Chris Sm (03/15/2003)

"I don't put naked photos on the web... I haven't done that in years." - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"Oh, yes it is!" - Janny M (03/15/2003)
talking to the verizon message, it says it wasn't a valid number

"They make edible underwear?" - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"Hello! This bird only has one wing!" - Janny M (03/15/2003)
waving hand out window like bird

"What are they having sex? Come on!" - Janny M (03/15/2003)
waiting for david & leslie in the car, lol

"I was like 'why is the car rocking?'" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"And I thought... I don't even know what I thought." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"You have to get up around twelve!" - Janny M (03/15/2003)
david has to get up @ a 'reasonable' hour... 12

"Oh, no. Don't shuffle then." - Janny M (03/15/2003)
it was a new deck of cards

"I was laughing at my cards." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"Janis, can you always deal?" - David E (03/15/2003)

"Why don't I cut it in half?" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"Not if I can stop him!" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"I thought you said sexy... I was like of course it is!" - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"I was always jealous of Barbie dolls, they have such better clothes as I got in the store." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"That sounds like a quote to me!" - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"Boo." "Bees." - Janny M & Chris Sm (03/15/2003)

"Ouu... I'm going to buy these just for him!" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
underwear model, sexy baby

"We're just drooling over the models in the pants." - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"For some reason, these guys don't look that interesting." "It's because they have clothes on." - Leslie B & David E (03/15/2003)

"David, you're a man." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"I always find undressing is better than dressing." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"Well, happily banana's this is." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"That is one sexy snickers bar." - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"Look at hers... they're tiny, mine are big." - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"I like the way you deal me." - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"Oh, f**k me!" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)

"It has orgasmic value." - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"Baby in the red dress... red dress on." - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"Are threes she's now?" - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"I'm the king of men." - Janny M (03/15/2003)

"I didn't lick it, I whispered." - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"That's a nice card." "Thank you." - Janny M & Jordan W (03/15/2003)

"I'm not talking about late night, I'm talking about late night!" - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"Who has the women?" - Tricia B (03/15/2003)

"I feel like such a wiss." - Janny M (03/15/2003)