Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Quotes

Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

Please note that since I moved to Portugal, I don't write down quotes that often anymore. It's not that people don't say things that are funny, it's just I'm living more "in the moment" that I'm here and enjoying the slow of life. I like not getting my phone out every couple of minutes to try to record and remember what someone has said. I am still proud of this unique hobby.

On this website you will find quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Wednesday, October 22, 2025.

Currently displaying 61 quotes for November 17.

Thursday, November 17, 2022   (3 years ago today) -- played spades online w/ brittany & jason

"That's the life I have to live." - Brittney H (11/17/2022)

"At least it's a ball and not a wrench this time." - Jason H (11/17/2022)

"Then I had three memory care patients." "Did they remember you?" - Jason H & Brittney H (11/17/2022)

"Are you afraid the cats are going to eat much?" "Yeah. They're fatties." - Brian C & Jason H (11/17/2022)

"Let's focus, A D H D." "I've never been diagnosed." - Jason H & Brittney H (11/17/2022)

"Just, you know, use your brain." - Jason H (11/17/2022)

Wednesday, November 17, 2021   (4 years ago today)

"Not just like open enrollment and a bunch of happy people signing papers..." - Christine A (11/17/2021)
images and mockup of intranet

Sunday, November 17, 2019   (6 years ago today) -- FL; breakfast; ubered to st. pete; omg! st. pete all day long! fun bars!

"If he had dietary restrictions like no alcohol, he might as well be dead." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)

"I got problems that I never solve." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)
she needs to put the windows down then up again to stop a noise

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"What if you have liquor then beer then liquor... Has science weighed in?" - Arlene A (11/17/2019)

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"I could have made that throw." "So could I!" - Janny M & Arlene A (11/17/2019)
wentz missed it

"They're girl pants but they're like miss matched..." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)

"Thank you. They're from Ikea. I mean they're from a Swedish company." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)

Saturday, November 17, 2018   (7 years ago today) -- saw two properties; hung out w/ shawn & jen; fire & smores

"What do you know about hybrids?" "Cars or weed?" - Janny M & Brian C (11/17/2018)

"Where's my clamp?" "Isn't it on Jen's nipple?" "No, that's my spring clamp." - Shawn R & Brian C (11/17/2018)

Friday, November 17, 2017   (8 years ago today) -- worked from home; uncle george came over & hung out

"He'd probably help carry it out." - Uncle George (11/17/2017)
wiki; if someone were to raid our house he'd help carry the couch out

"Det det det, sounds like to me that she's done..." - Uncle George (11/17/2017)
if bri's car goes, he'll give it to uncle george

"Damn... older model, too." - Uncle George (11/17/2017)
woman walking down the street

"A penny's not gonna derail a train..." - Uncle George (11/17/2017)

"Are you gonna paint it?" "No... I'll do that in the spring." - Uncle George (11/17/2017)
bri's car

Thursday, November 17, 2016   (9 years ago today)

"Which wife?" - Bryan S (11/17/2016)

"It was really just amazing, like I marvel..." - Aunt Janet (11/17/2016)
stories of someone

Monday, November 17, 2014   (11 years ago today) -- work, megan & matt's for mnf

"That whore." - Matt Wi (11/17/2014)

"They're like dead." - Matt Wi (11/17/2014)
a nine year old dog... it isn't dead!

Saturday, November 17, 2012   (13 years ago today) -- hang out at uncle george's

"Stay in your lane... come on back..." - Uncle George (11/17/2012)
talking about people who don't stay on the same conversation

"How can you confuse the scooter with Stacy's car?" - Kim Mo (11/17/2012)
uncle george did

"And then she started talking about opera..." - Uncle George (11/17/2012)

"His little, tiny butt gets cold." - Kim Mo (11/17/2012)

"I'm gonna f**k you all up." - Uncle George (11/17/2012)

Thursday, November 17, 2011   (14 years ago today) -- work, jeanie & buddy came over for tnf, sucky game that the broncos won

"The only way I'm buying the car is if J Lo comes with it." - Brian C (11/17/2011)
the fiat

"I'm so glad we have dogs here." - Jeanie B (11/17/2011)
the thursday night football game was so boring

Tuesday, November 17, 2009   (16 years ago today) -- work, went to sushi w/ paul then watched watchmen

"There's actually less dick in the comic book." - Paul H (11/17/2009)

"Have they already made love?" "Yeah." "Damn it." - Brian C & Paul H (11/17/2009)

Saturday, November 17, 2007   (18 years ago today) -- played catch w/ marc, had a din din party w/ everyone, partied, watched wild hogs, drank

"Holly s**t, I crooked park ed." - Jen R (11/17/2007)

"So close to the Honda." "Excuse me!" - Marc G & Jen R (11/17/2007)
playing football

"There's food involved, she'll be there." - Brian C (11/17/2007)
leslie

"It's a nurf ball, it won't do any damage." "I got a ball that will." - Janny M & Brian C (11/17/2007)

"That's a good arm... for a girl." - Shawn R (11/17/2007)
bri's throw

"I heard that!" - Jen R (11/17/2007)
marc dissing mcnabb

"Oh, yes, Brian, I love your meat." - Marc G (11/17/2007)

"No, I don't wanna look, alright?" - Shawn R (11/17/2007)

"I wasn't looking at your bottle... there's nothing to look at." - Jen R (11/17/2007)

"Yeah, do you ever wanna be thought of as straight again?" - Brian C (11/17/2007)

"It's not a horror movie. It's got Hillary Duff in it." - Shawn R (11/17/2007)

"He went to the back room with Shawn and said I'm coming." - Marc G (11/17/2007)

"I told Shawn we would have sex tonight but it depends on how drunk I get." - Jen R (11/17/2007)

"I was gonna say, hopefully his stick is in his pants." - Shawn R (11/17/2007)

"Oh, baby this is our song." - Marc G (11/17/2007)

"I have a penis." - Jen R (11/17/2007)
okay...

Thursday, November 17, 2005   (20 years ago today)

"Yay, windows!" - Dee Dee V (11/17/2005)
chitsaz computer wasn't working

"That's the card I need to go out... You think I'm lying... I am." - Seth W (11/17/2005)

"That should be a quote." - Janny M (11/17/2005)

"That should be a quote is a quote." - Janny M (11/17/2005)

Monday, November 17, 2003   (22 years ago today)

"Pointer? Why are you creating a pointer?" - Janny M (11/17/2003)

"I would have sex with Doctor Spiker for a better grade." - Chris Sm (11/17/2003)
oka

"Ouch!" - David E (11/17/2003)