Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Quotes

Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

Please note that since I moved to Portugal, I don't write down quotes that often anymore. It's not that people don't say things that are funny, it's just I'm living more "in the moment" that I'm here and enjoying the slow of life. I like not getting my phone out every couple of minutes to try to record and remember what someone has said. I am still proud of this unique hobby.

On this website you will find quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Thursday, February 26, 2026.

Currently displaying 42 quotes for April 24.

Thursday, April 24, 2025   (1 year ago today) -- thursday happy hours

"You got crabs?" - Glenn H (04/24/2025)

"I've been lost in that building and I wasn't even drunk." - Sam Sm (04/24/2025)
our building

"We literally saw the light." - Charlotte L (04/24/2025)
to get out of our building

Monday, April 24, 2023   (3 years ago today) -- hung out with mostly michael in lagos; beers & dogs ensued :) later played dominion w/ heidi where i gave out a lot of birds

"You have to wait or else it burns your whole place down." - Michael H (04/24/2023)
you have to wait to take out the coal on the grill

"Who gave me that? Whatever. I'm not going to name names." - Heidi C (04/24/2023)
passing cards... birds :)

"I'm getting tea because I'm crying because of the birds." - Heidi C (04/24/2023)
i gave them good!

Saturday, April 24, 2021   (5 years ago today) -- heidi dominion

"But those Ruins keep getting spread around like covid." - Heidi C (04/24/2021)

"This is a person who worked on the Bernie campaign. They gave thousands of dollars to the Bernie campaign." - Heidi C (04/24/2021)
me being mean in dominion

"Oh, I would have sex with him, I just don't think he's a nice guy." - Heidi C (04/24/2021)
the guy on the margrave card

"This is getting old." - Heidi C (04/24/2021)
having to discard

"This is what happens when you send people to prison for selling marijuana. They learn how to kill people." - Heidi C (04/24/2021)

"Okay. I'm just a little worried about national security." - Heidi C (04/24/2021)
told her it's her turn

Tuesday, April 24, 2018   (8 years ago today)

I think we should take five minutes for story pointing... Is that a verb?" - Aviva L (04/24/2018)

"If I take a Zanex I can like stare." - Arlene A (04/24/2018)

"I'm like not emotional toward some of those people." - Arlene A (04/24/2018)

Friday, April 24, 2015   (11 years ago today) -- work, saw wynne for coffee

"Yeah, Friday's are all busy. I can't be all blurry eyed s**t." - Wynne G (04/24/2015)
she had an eye appointment

Thursday, April 24, 2014   (12 years ago today)

"I don't know... so is a web page." - Peter F (04/24/2014)
a PDF is searchable, wow

Wednesday, April 24, 2013   (13 years ago today)

"It has gone through the appropriate testing... You're just dumb." - Brie Be (04/24/2013)

Sunday, April 24, 2011   (15 years ago today) -- easter with the family, then went to see bri's family

"Mike, could you get out the coasters for hot things?" - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)

"Where's this story going?" - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)
al talking about underwear

"I only need glasses to see." - Aunt Ruth (04/24/2011)

"Aw, that came out dark." "Good." - Mom & Brian C (04/24/2011)
picture

"You made a necklace out of a turtle?" - Uncle Mike (04/24/2011)

"What is this world coming to?" - Uncle Mike (04/24/2011)
making a necklace out of a turtle

"I expect you to know all this covert stuff." - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)
jail breaking cell phones, uncle mike

"I know all about the Muppets!" - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)
but she didn't know about the war of 1812

Saturday, April 24, 2010   (16 years ago today) -- visited leslie in VA, went to harris teeter and a cat followed us back to les' apartment

--RESTRICTED QUOTE--

"Oh, it's harder." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (04/24/2010)

"Should I just laugh to be polite?" - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
brian made a stupid joke

"Well that would be my fear too... Let's procreate?" - Leslie B (04/24/2010)

"It sounds like something you'd do to your yard." - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
procreating

"He's playing hide the pickle with Kate." "They're having pickles?" - Brian C & Leslie B (04/24/2010)

"Leslie Walsh?" - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
LOLOL!

"What's with people tagging things who aren't people? That's not Patrick. That's a fricken cupcake!" - Janny M (04/24/2010)
on facebook

"Jack... that's what the cat's name was." - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
the cat who visited us... she was sad when she said this

"It's just that we really shared something today." - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
with jack the cat

Thursday, April 24, 2008   (18 years ago today)

"Well, my point is, nothing but men in this body..." - Janny M (04/24/2008)
talking about how boys run in brian's family, yeah this was funny

Tuesday, April 24, 2007   (19 years ago today)

"Well something's not right here." "Maybe it's your face." - Ernie A & Janny M (04/24/2007)

Monday, April 24, 2006   (20 years ago today) -- tech writting & stuff

"All of you's use 'use'." - Dr McShane (04/24/2006)

Saturday, April 24, 2004   (22 years ago today) -- finally programming contest, i designed the shirts!

"Well, if the shoe fits..." - Dr Dana W (04/24/2004)

"Red's not really your color." - Janny M (04/24/2004)

"You know what, let the Gin Blossoms sing." - Joey W (04/24/2004)