Quotes

"It's okay if you don't find it. I'll just never be happy again." - Sabrina P (09/10/2023)
she told aaron to look for a funny cat video she saw

"How old are you?" - Aunt Janet (09/10/2023)
uncle mike got heartburn

"Her cooking skills are eating." - Billy Ray M (09/10/2022)
his wife

"I thought I had one but you didn't write it down." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
a quote from last night

"Brand new jeans suck. You have to break them in." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
i feel brand new song

"Shame you don't take better care of him. He looks a mess." - Aunt Ruth (09/10/2016)
wiki; she jokes

"You're allowed to do that?" "No." - Janny M & Uncle Mike (09/10/2016)
have beer at work

"It's hard to play Pokemon Go on it. That's your biggest concern." - Joe C (09/10/2016)
bri's phone

"I was gonna wait..." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
alex dropped a beer & it exploded; stacy said ain't no use in complainin

"I'm gonna call you Jacobs." - Alex B (09/10/2016)
joe cause he was wearing a jacobs t-shirt

"How do you know?" "Stalking..." - Kavita T & Megan Wi (09/10/2016)

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"I almost don't want to hear them..." - Patrick D (09/10/2016)
becky's stories

"I'm ready to take one for the team and drink it..." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
an opened coors light noone drank

"Ew. My first period." - Megan Wi (09/10/2016)
cah

"I think she ate a disappointing salad." - Megan Wi (09/10/2016)
cah

"Yeah. My kinda Saturday night." - Alex B (09/10/2016)
throwing a virgin into a volcano; cah

"I mean when we're out in public..." - Patrick D (09/10/2016)

"I'm not trying to go to jail." - Patrick D (09/10/2016)

"Gramatter matters." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
puns!

"No one has ever uttered that sentence before." - Alex B (09/10/2016)
couldn't complete homework because teaching someone hand job

"Put my road down towards your brick..." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)

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"I'm just trying to think who my friends are." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)

"It was a spinach salad, too." That's hardcore." - Layla S & Janny M (09/10/2015)

"My daughter's life matters." - Thomas O (09/10/2015)
layla didn't care about his story

"Are you color blind?" - Matt Wi (09/10/2014)
megan thought a white woman was black

"She's Latino." - Janny M (09/10/2014)
her skin was kind of darkish

"Oh yeah, I stacked the deck..." - Janny M (09/10/2014)

"Designer flip flops?" - Matt Wi (09/10/2014)
ray rice got his wife's flip flops after the elevator

"I have to manscape." - Megan Wi (09/10/2014)

"He's a she." - Jack Z (09/10/2013)

"What are you drinking, Brie?" "Energy." - Wynne G & Brie Be (09/10/2012)
it was ener g or whatever

"It's about as small as it's gonna get." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Janny M (09/10/2011)

"Sorry. I stopped listening when we stopped talking about me." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)

"You know, those vegetarians, they have no qualms about murdering vegetables and yanking them viciously by the root." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)

"They're not strawberries and bananas. Do you know what's really in them?" "Uh, chicken?" - Brian C & Leslie B (09/10/2010)
mc donalds smoothies

"Everybody bring your own mat... Let's do the locus." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
thinking about throwing a party... a yoga party... supposed to be toga

"I love getting naked at Harris Teeter." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)

"Let's switch positions." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (09/10/2010)
switching chairs for cards

"You didn't fart in this chair, did you?" - Leslie B (09/10/2010)

"Although, being on my knees, this is kind of a comfortable position for me." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)

"Brian, stop being so negative." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
b had -70 points the first hand of rummy

"Brian likes it in the rear." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)

"You're like a judge I met once." - Uncle George (09/10/2009)
mom was hammering her crab on the table

"That went over my head." "It doesn't take much to do that." - Kim Mo & Janny M (09/10/2009)

"Brian, I need you... Wait, that's gay... Mom, I need you." - James M (09/10/2009)

"That's Africa, you guys. Whatever." - Janny M (09/10/2009)
they were singing the lion king... stac & robbie just got back from hawaii

"A nice bowel movement always brightens my day up." - Robbie W (09/10/2009)

"What are you saying? She's gonna bloat?" - Megan C (09/10/2009)

"Oh my God. This is what I'm paying taxes for?" - Janny M (09/10/2007)
their microphone wasn't working, statements weren't being passed out, this is important!

"He's going to assume victory anyway, he's a republican!" - Ernie A (09/10/2007)

"It says it right there in the title... House Of Representatives..." - Ernie A (09/10/2007)

"It's so hard to get used to not double clicking." - Janny M (09/10/2003)
linux

"Why don't we simplify it, so no one will know what we did." - Prof Micheals (09/10/2003)
mimicking the people who wrote the book

"What is the 'what is' command?" - Janny M (09/10/2003)
whatis one word in linux

"Yay." - David E (09/10/2003)
he sooo doesn't say this... he did something good

"I'm going to save it directly to the hard drive... I don't care what they say." - David E (09/10/2003)

"I can't just let anyone see me naked." - Leslie B (09/10/2003)

"I doubt it, David." "I do, too." - Janny M & David E (09/10/2003)
something, i forgot, lol

"What a dork. He's just asking to be warned." - Janny M (09/10/2003)

"It was nice of her to include all that." - Brian N (09/10/2003)
games on linux

"I don't know why it does that, but who cares?" - Janny M (09/10/2003)

"I did something bad. I changed some system files." - David E (09/10/2003)
all well, their computers