Quotes

"You made it desirable." - Joaquim R (03/08/2023)
randal put flames and racing stripes on his subaru and he thought someone stole it

"It's a little bit iffy, yes." - Michael H (03/08/2023)

"You can just rebuild. There's jobs right there." - Paul H (03/08/2019)
if florida gets flooded; rebuild!

"I like their testicles. It's more natural." - Janny M (03/08/2019)
our kittens aren't fixed yet

"No, the pancreatitis like filters... stuff..." - Stacy M (03/08/2019)

"Yeah, you're getting the thief immediately afterward..." - Paul H (03/08/2019)

"It was just a gentile breeze." - Stacy M (03/08/2019)
she blew and knocked down paul's stone henge

"I didn't think you'd pick my erection in the middle." - Paul H (03/08/2019)
paul held out his hand for bri to steal

"I hold my cards underwater." - Stacy M (03/08/2019)
she wrote this on my quotes sheet three times! said in the hot tub when playing uno

"On a scale of one to apple juice..." - Brian D (03/08/2017)
how the wine tastes

"I thought there would be more noodles. I was kinda upset about it." - Alex B (03/08/2017)
in his drunk noodles

"Actually my noodles were like sober." - Alex B (03/08/2017)
his drunk noodles

"Excuse my ranch." - Brian D (03/08/2017)
he reached over me

"I feel so impowdered." - Alex B (03/08/2017)
a pun

"My parents didn't read to me. Why do you think I'm so dumb?" - Janny M (03/08/2017)
i couldn't name dr suess books

"Oh my god this whole time!" - Kristin M (03/08/2017)

"You have a kid, you probably should." - Janny M (03/08/2017)
another team had a kid so they should know dr suess

"That's that kinda trash move that state would pull." - Layla S (03/08/2017)
new jersey

"There's probably other things I could be doing except texting!" - Megan Wi (03/08/2014)
at her job

"She always buying good cheese." - Jade G (03/08/2014)

"It was like an orgasm in your mouth." - Megan Wi (03/08/2014)
reese smore

"So just F Y I, if it smells like fart, it's not me or anyone else..." - Tonya R (03/08/2014)

"No that was my gay Korean accent." - Megan Wi (03/08/2014)

"Not help. Close." - Janny M (03/08/2013)
talking to computer

"Jeez, what were you guys hanging?" "Juice." - Brian C & Jen R (03/08/2008)

"It says airman." - Shawn R (03/08/2008)
we pumped up one of the tires of the dolly, it was tire sealant, we thought it was air!

"Who's that sexy man down there?" "Where?" "Why are you looking at me like that?" - Janny M & Brian C & Shawn R (03/08/2008)

"Okay, Jen, do you think the koala and scull and raven go together well?" - Brian C (03/08/2008)

"Oh, I won!" - Dimitri D (03/08/2008)
+20 strokes on golf

"I usually cut things in half to save the trees." - Dr McShane (03/08/2006)

"Shame upon your head... Shame! Shame!" - Dr McShane (03/08/2006)
someones cellphone went off in class

"It's in West Virginia... it's okay, don't panic." - Dr Wakefield (03/08/2006)

"How old do you think I am?" - Dr Moore (03/08/2005)

"Isn't it a little late to be specking with cards?" - Paul H (03/08/2004)
never!

"Oh, now I can't see my cards." - Paul H (03/08/2004)

"She eats candles?" - Valarie M (03/08/2004)

"And then I need a buldozer to smuttle my waffles." - Janny M (03/08/2003)

"How could trains come up in a conversation?" - Mom (03/08/2003)

"Renivations? Isn't it new?" "I thought it was now." - Janny M & Mom (03/08/2003)

"I wish I had a granaid... I'm not kidding." - Mom (03/08/2003)

"What are you going for that seventy's look?" - Janny M (03/08/2003)
mr jim didn't cut his hair!

"Me? All I did was pee!" - Mom (03/08/2003)

"Yeah, I would wanna take a basket weaving class... just to know how to do it." - Mom (03/08/2003)

"I'm not a money person, even though I want money." - Roshy R (03/08/2003)

"Mmm... Salty. Hum... Number one ingrediant... salt." - Janny M (03/08/2003)