Quotes

"I'm not trying to be unkind." "Yes you were." - Sam Sm & Richard E (01/04/2024)
why richard should sit up front because his hearing isn't good

"Very kind of you, looking after my welfare." - Richard E (01/04/2024)

"Things just go wrong. It's like an old car." - Glenn H (01/04/2024)
getting older

"This is the reversal of the title story." - Glenn H (01/04/2024)

"Gives new meaning to starting the new year off with a bang." - Brian C (01/04/2024)
school shooting in the us

"So are you pookie bear?" - Brian C (01/04/2020)
asking a lady who knew the dueling piano's song that was dedicated to pookie bear

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"How do you know that?" "Cause I'm a nerd." - Janny M & Paul H (01/04/2019)

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"There's three attack things on the board so there's gonna be a lot of bloodshed." - Paul H (01/04/2019)
dominion

"Wiki came out of the closet." - Megan Wi (01/04/2019)
his nails are painted pink

"He's not looking too good." - Paul H (01/04/2019)

"I mean, the pee made it through." - Paul H (01/04/2019)
we were playing a scribblish type game

"Here's the devil terrorizing a young couple." - Paul H (01/04/2019)

"And then it's a lesbian birthday party!" - Paul H (01/04/2019)

"And where did you start?" "Uh, spam." - Brian C & Janny M (01/04/2019)
how can you draw spam???

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"Alright. I'm almost done with my penises." - Brian C (01/04/2019)
he drew 16 guys so 16 penises

"One more penis to go." - Brian C (01/04/2019)

"What are you doing getting beaten up by a three year old?" - Jen R (01/04/2014)

"Out of everyone in this house, I'm the only one legally allowed to cut people." - Shawn R (01/04/2014)

"By the way, your wife chose the state." - Brian C (01/04/2014)
their dog, dakota; now north dakota

"Can mommy have a shot? ...Of vodka?" - Jen R (01/04/2014)
molly walking around giving people shots with her toy needle

"It's not beer. It doesn't burn." - Shawn R (01/04/2014)
reds apple ale

"They're in quarantine." - Shawn R (01/04/2014)
jen's boobs

"That's some cold glass and now my nipples are hard." - Jen R (01/04/2014)
flashing shawn outside

"I'll warm 'em up." - Shawn R (01/04/2014)

"Listen homie." "You're fricken white." - Jen R & Shawn R (01/04/2014)

"Win or lose, it's not gonna happen again." - Jen R (01/04/2014)
shawn getting lucky

"And there's a coyote who ate everyone..." - Xin L (01/04/2013)
in the life of pi movie

"You found a hole, now stick it in." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (01/04/2013)
timely

"You know you wanted the Pampers..." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)
pampers card in the logos game

"Let me stop and think." "Don't hurt yourself." - Mike O & Janny M (01/04/2013)

"You should never forget your chocolates... Your grandmother would spank you." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)

"No, she'll guess that one..." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)
a card with a logo everyone knows

"Oh piss." - Mike O (01/04/2013)

"Have you had anything to drink?" - Janny M (01/04/2013)
mike thought two sheeps for a city

"Take the last card. I guess that's kinda fun." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)
he took bri's last card twice

"My turn's not over." - Mike O (01/04/2013)
he passed the dice

"Yeah but look what she brought to the door!" - Kurt W (01/04/2013)

"But they bother me." "Every book bothers you." - Janny M & Brian C (01/04/2010)
trying to clean before vegas

"So you weren't listening. I see how it is." "Yeah." - Janny M & Paul H (01/04/2009)

"He smiles too much." "He does. I wanna just like punch him in the face." - Janny M & Paul H (01/04/2009)
the mentalist guy

"Bring back Dan Marino, it's the only option!" - Seth W (01/04/2009)
dolphins sucked

"He still has to pay for that when he gets back." - Seth W (01/04/2009)
southwest commercial

"I'm sure that's the first time anyone has ever said that." - Seth W (01/04/2009)
hank baskett put it in your baskett or something

"I think the horn guys gotta pack his horn up." - Paul H (01/04/2009)

"Later, I'll be the top performer." - Shawn R (01/04/2009)
rock band, but he didn't mean that

"Think of the fudge..." - Ernie A (01/04/2008)

"Why does everyone have to poke my boob?" - Marc G (01/04/2008)

"Can you hand me my seat belt?" - Shawn R (01/04/2008)
tiny car

"Wa. To too Janis? No..." - Jen R (01/04/2008)
gotta get better hand writting

"I think she has Parkinson's." - Xu L (01/04/2007)
she was just shaking her head lol

"Did we have like a Christian revelation downstairs or something?" - Aunt Janet (01/04/2006)
the kids were hugging everyone

"What if you're color blind and you see that commercial?" - Janny M (01/04/2005)
h & r block w/ the baby

"Why is somebody's stuff on my stuff? I need to wash clothes too!" - Roshy R (01/04/2004)

"We can always put it on afterward." "Yeah." - Uncle Mike & Roshy R (01/04/2004)
she just said that

"That's awesome. I made that up!" - Roshy R (01/04/2004)

"I just don't like the music for the star." - Roshy R (01/04/2004)

"Yeah, there's turtles there." - Stacy M (01/04/2004)

"What a stupid sacrifice." - Stacy M (01/04/2004)

"No, I was on video arcade." - Roshy R (01/04/2004)