Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Quotes

Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

Please note that since I moved to Portugal, I don't write down quotes that often anymore. It's not that people don't say things that are funny, it's just I'm living more "in the moment" that I'm here and enjoying the slow of life. I like not getting my phone out every couple of minutes to try to record and remember what someone has said. I am still proud of this unique hobby.

On this website you will find quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Monday, June 8, 2026.

Currently displaying 54 quotes for July 25.

Saturday, July 25, 2020   (6 years ago today) -- saturday night is dominion night with heidi!

"Because you know when you drink vodka, I have fun!" - Heidi C (07/25/2020)
i.e. she wins in dominion :)

"Here little girl. Want some candy?" - Heidi C (07/25/2020)
she gave me a curse

"I do have a lot of hair all over my body." "I didn't want to be the one to say anything." - Brian C & Heidi C (07/25/2020)

"I need to beat Heidi. How do I do that?" "That's gonna take years of work, Brian." - Brian C & Heidi C (07/25/2020)

"Well this is s**ty... This is just s**t." "Janny, how do you feel about it?" - Janny M & Heidi C (07/25/2020)

Tuesday, July 25, 2017   (9 years ago today) -- work; happy hour with coworkers; stayed out until like 9:30

"You would not be good with a kidnapper..." - Kristin K (07/25/2017)
me trying to describe where dc brau was

"Here's a coloring book... they'd be coloring in the beer can..." - Kristin K (07/25/2017)

"It's a lake... should I turn?" - Kristin K (07/25/2017)

"Plan your dive and dive your plan." - Bryan S (07/25/2017)

"You and your crazy dreams, Bryan." - Kristin K (07/25/2017)

"Yeah, I'm like a drug dealer..." - Kristin K (07/25/2017)
she has multiple phones

"Speaking of drug dealers..." - Salvi D (07/25/2017)

"Leadership issues? What leadership?" - Bryan S (07/25/2017)

"I'm daily specialed in..." - Allen S (07/25/2017)
he kept having the daily special

"After two drinks..." - Madhu R (07/25/2017)

Monday, July 25, 2016   (10 years ago today) -- press conference & protest at philly city hall; lunch; march to fdr park; protesting; jill stein rally

"It was a good hug, too." - Heidi C (07/25/2016)
lots of people were giving away free hugs

"If someone found it just say, 'wow, that's crazy. It does sound like me.'" - Heidi C (07/25/2016)
interviews i did while i was in philly protesting the dnc

Saturday, July 25, 2015   (11 years ago today) -- pinochle at our place

"Why did you name it honey dew?" "Cause honey pot doesn't fit with the melon theme." - Janny M & Brian C (07/25/2015)
his planet in gaw

"You running today? Here's a five." - Uncle Neil (07/25/2015)

"You hit me... with a truck." - Jason H (07/25/2015)

"Yeah, really I'm gonna call diamonds with four diamonds." - Uncle Neil (07/25/2015)
pinochle

"Well you know you don't carry a bottle of wine into a restaurant." - Uncle Neil (07/25/2015)
why not?

Sunday, July 25, 2010   (16 years ago today) -- had din din w/ joe & kate in columbia during the big storm, walked around the mall

"Get a Droid!" - Brian C (07/25/2010)
he yelled that right in front of an apple store

"Well that's the height of maturity." - Kate C (07/25/2010)
brian's comment

Friday, July 25, 2008   (18 years ago today) -- work, paul's house warming party

"Everybody thought she put it in her... lady place." - Dimitri D (07/25/2008)
it was a joke

"Yeah, you know man's? Well I can install woman's, wide open metropolitan area networks." - Dimitri D (07/25/2008)
lmao WOMAN's

"Boston Market's to hard... people know those mashed potatoes." - Seth W (07/25/2008)
if u were going to fake a dinner, say u made it when u bought it

"Alright, my period's right there." - Paul H (07/25/2008)
wii fit

"Why do I have this thing in my pants?" - Paul H (07/25/2008)

"Hey, that's a nipple!" - Paul H (07/25/2008)
poor paul. this is something marc would say.

"Those are the last of my nuts." - Paul H (07/25/2008)

"Turn off the man." - April K (07/25/2008)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007   (19 years ago today) -- work & play

"French fries!" "No, that's Belgium." - Janny M & Ernie A (07/25/2007)

"I don't wanna eat popcorn anymore." - Marc G (07/25/2007)
the chevy commercial where the cars pop up from popcorn

"Honey, spread your legs." - Jen R (07/25/2007)

"What are you going to do to me, Shawn?" - Jen R (07/25/2007)

"What are we in high school again?" - Janny M (07/25/2007)

"Uh, why are the stairs to heaven going down?" - Marc G (07/25/2007)
the freeky movie the number 23

"It's probably stupid and has a bunch of sexy girls dancing around but whatever." - Janny M (07/25/2007)

Friday, July 25, 2003   (23 years ago today) -- more to come, quotes from din din, schwenke's house for schwenk-nimals & hung out w/ al & max, that was funnnnn

"That's a good place to lay... I never thought of it before." - Janny M (07/25/2003)
loki was lying by his water bowl

"Where's E bay?" - Dylan R (07/25/2003)
lol he's 5, it was sooo cute

"It's hilariously sad." - Linda T (07/25/2003)

"Oh, I love this... the mermaids are buying shoes!" - Linda T (07/25/2003)

"And it's osmosis and it goes from him to him and they made a dance." - Aunt Janet (07/25/2003)
the stinky chicken (inside joke, obviously!)

"You're fired... I wish." - Aunt Janet (07/25/2003)

"You know what? That's what neighbors are for." - Uncle Mike (07/25/2003)
letting iris out w/o bing on the chain

"Haha. Uncle Mike almost fell of the swing, haha." - Janny M (07/25/2003)

"I'm such a dork that when I'm bored, I get on the Harry Potter website." - Allison B (07/25/2003)

"See that beeping? That means nobody gets in." - Janny M (07/25/2003)

"You don't check I D, my butt." - Allison B (07/25/2003)
they don't

"I don't wanna be like mister fallow the family." - Max B (07/25/2003)

"That's disgusting." "That's Janis." - Max B & Janny M (07/25/2003)
ketchup?!?

"He laughed at me." That's not hard to do." - Allison B & Max B (07/25/2003)

"You know, every time I'm in a conversation with you, it's about condoms." - Max B (07/25/2003)
talking about allison, really