Quotes

"Always a good reason to cheers when a rodent comes out of its hole." - Mark Si (02/02/2024)

"They're in Pennsylvania." - Conrad Zzzz (02/02/2024)

"It would take forever to get it done..." - Annalisa H (02/02/2024)
figuring out jury duty in portugal

"They were living forever!" - Oran Zzzz (02/02/2024)

"This should resonate with you... Fall down a flight of stairs..." - Mark Si (02/02/2024)
resonate w/ vickie

"I mean, see your daughter strip..." - Vickie Si (02/02/2024)

"There was just so many mistakes." - Brittney H (02/02/2021)
that jason made while playing spades

"I am paying attention. How was I supposed to know they were gonna trump everything?" - Brittney H (02/02/2021)

"It's my fault, Britney. I should have carried you harder." - Jason H (02/02/2021)

"I love how you offer right after I cut the bell pepper." - Megan Wi (02/02/2020)
i offered to help after she did most of the work

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"So it's like if me and Carrot Top had a baby..." - Jonah H (02/02/2020)

"This is a big play." "I've seen bigger." - Matt Wi & Janny M (02/02/2020)

"From the coin toss, it was done." - Matt Wi (02/02/2020)
kc won

"She's had so much plastic surgery..." - Megan Wi (02/02/2020)

"Please put that down." - Damion _ (02/02/2019)
bri holding a sharp knife

"I forgot to ask my follow up question before we started talking about bananas." - Heidi C (02/02/2019)

"Cause he wanted to court her." - Heidi C (02/02/2019)
tamea & damion sharing their story of getting together

"It's stepping stones, dawg." "Yeah, dawg." - Janny M & Damion _ (02/02/2019)
in dominion

"How many bones does he have buried back there?" "It's unclear. We can never move." - Janny M & Heidi C (02/02/2019)
benji

"He refuses to buy money." - Tamea U (02/02/2019)
bill in dominion

"Get it together, Heidi." - Damion _ (02/02/2019)

"I like your instincts though. It's Bill's turn. Everyone gets curses." - Damion _ (02/02/2019)

"They usually frown on that." - Damion _ (02/02/2019)
calling someone tits in the office

"How many have you had?" - Janny M (02/02/2019)

"I don't go to poundtown. I live in poundtown." - Damion _ (02/02/2019)

"I don't think you'd want to go to South Africa because of the politics..." - Heidi C (02/02/2019)

"It's four out of one hundred people." "That's four percent!" "She's got the math. Even without a calculator." - Heidi C & Janny M & Damion _ (02/02/2019)

"I just don't think I'm ready for this." - Brian C (02/02/2019)
a bishop

"So I only have three I play with? That sucks. Good thing I have a courtyard." - Heidi C (02/02/2019)
she was doing attacks on us; i finally got her; but she could draw more cards

"Not a successful hunter, I'd say." - Aunt Janet (02/02/2019)
chase was very skinny

"He came to us like that." - Aunt Janet (02/02/2019)
edward, their stray, is 29 pounds

"Ocean City you can get alcohol anywhere. You can go to Toys R Us and get beer." - Uncle Mike (02/02/2019)

"What? For real?" "It only happened twice." - Janny M & Mike O (02/02/2018)
their hermit crabs escaped their cage

"Come on, big pimpin." - Mike O (02/02/2018)
talking to kurt

"He's a nightmare!" - Donald OW (02/02/2018)
one of mike's coworkers

"I'm gonna help you fit it in." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (02/02/2018)

"Lazy b***h." - Mike O (02/02/2018)
kurt works from home now

"Uh, why don't you have the defrost on?" - Kurt W (02/02/2018)
mike could barely see out of the windshield

"Well smack my ass and call me Aunt Sally!" - Mike O (02/02/2018)

"Are you close already?" "That's what she said." - Janny M & Mike O (02/02/2018)
close to 7 cards in catan

"I can't get it up." "That's what she said." - Mike O & Janny M (02/02/2018)
he couldn't get the card off the table

"I thought I was just really tired." - David Ga (02/02/2015)
the halftime show we were talking about

"That one's peeing. Oh so cute." - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)
puppy bowl

"But that's the wrong ball." - Heather Zz (02/02/2014)

"Aww. It's penguins!" - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)

"What? Your cat doesn't do that?" - Wilson M (02/02/2014)

"He was like, 'come on, do shots with me.' And I'm like 'okay.'" - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)

"Why don't you just use a quarter?" - Jade G (02/02/2014)
for the coin toss

"I'm sorry, Matt. I want to have James Franco's baby." - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)

"We'll just put the money in the boot." - Matt Wi (02/02/2014)
for the bets

"It has a lot of head." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (02/02/2014)

"You're only an hour late." - Jade G (02/02/2014)

"That's right. I like being round." - Jade G (02/02/2014)

"That makes it healthy." - Matt Wi (02/02/2014)
frito's on a subway sandwich

"I make that chicken wing!" - Jade G (02/02/2014)

"Down with the pants!" - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)

"Trombone Shorty can kick it!" - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)

"Are you sure we're watching the super bowl?" - Heather Zz (02/02/2014)
what a blow out

"This is terrible. There's still another quarter left..." - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)

"Hashtag hugfest." - Heather Zz (02/02/2014)
as richard sherman got hurt

"I got her drunk. She's fine now." - Megan Wi (02/02/2014)

"Peyton Manning for the M V P!" - Matt Wi (02/02/2014)

"Would it fit? It's pretty big." - Matt Wi (02/02/2014)
someone said they want to do bad things to the limbardi trophy

"I can smell that drink. It's wafting." - Seth W (02/02/2013)
bri's drink was really strong

"I will punch you in the face." - Seth W (02/02/2013)

"I don't have any lipstick, sorry." "I have lipstick." - Janny M & Seth W (02/02/2013)
for the game

"I'll check, matey." - Seth W (02/02/2013)
seth had to talk like a pirate

"When men are together, you don't know this, Janis; men usually don't have shirts on." - Seth W (02/02/2013)

"At least I didn't say pants." - Seth W (02/02/2013)
the last quote

"I was listening." - Seth W (02/02/2013)

"Or as Paul said, half your age minus seven." - Seth W (02/02/2013)
the appropriate age to date is somewhere between half your age + 7

"So? I went to college. We can talk about things." - Seth W (02/02/2013)
seth dating a 20 year old

"Well she's not very attractive, but still." - Seth W (02/02/2013)
ally mcbeal

"He is now fifteen." - Seth W (02/02/2013)
bri googling boobs

"Maybe you should clarify... I'm not seeing many noodles..." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
dimitri wanted soup with noodles

"You know when the last time I paid for porn on the internet was? ...Never!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)

"So there's a penguin and he's driving along... like you do..." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)

"Two people can keep a secret, Dimitri, if one of them's dead." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)

"Don't crush the bunny!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
he was saying silly stuff to get a quote

"Dimitri, you didn't say anything tonight." "I said penis." - Janny M & Dimitri D (02/02/2011)

"Curse you, Berry Cup!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
they were closed & we wanted ice cream

"It's on its last leg... and we got it a week ago." - Shawn R (02/02/2008)
jen breaks microphones

"Uh, we got five stars before the guitar solo." - Shawn R (02/02/2008)

"It's not like anyone reviews this crap anyway." "Patty does." "No she doesn't." - Ernie A & Daryl E (02/02/2007)
u had 2 b there

"Car meeting." - Janny M (02/02/2007)
repeating what ernie said

"You know what else is my jam?" "What?" "Jam." - Ernie A & Janny M (02/02/2007)

"Don't they use those for something?" - Ernie A (02/02/2007)
why patty hasn't viewed the reports yet

"Wish that was my christmas." - Paul H (02/02/2004)

"Oh, calculus! Perfect!" - Dr Mills (02/02/2004)

"What are you talking about? It was just one night!" - Leslie B (02/02/2004)

"That's why I didn't get anything with ketchup today." - Paul H (02/02/2004)

"It's a little hard to go when it's not even my turn." - Leslie B (02/02/2004)