Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Quotes

Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

Please note that since I moved to Portugal, I don't write down quotes that often anymore. It's not that people don't say things that are funny, it's just I'm living more "in the moment" that I'm here and enjoying the slow of life. I like not getting my phone out every couple of minutes to try to record and remember what someone has said. I am still proud of this unique hobby.

On this website you will find quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Saturday, November 8, 2025.

Currently displaying 39 quotes for December 15.

Friday, December 15, 2023   (2 years ago today) -- hung out & drank at mark & vickie's place; dinner & walk & drinks

"I think I should have used a recipe." "Eh. Why start now?" - Vickie Si & Mark Si (12/15/2023)
vickie was making dinner

Wednesday, December 15, 2021   (4 years ago today) -- wfh; helen & andrei came over for fire & beverages

"The only person who cared is no longer with us... I mean she's not dead..." - Eric W (12/15/2021)

"I will fund my gubernatorial campaign through OnlyFans." - Helen E (12/15/2021)

"Oh well. Guess they went to hell." - Helen E (12/15/2021)

"How was your mom?" "Delicious." - Janny M & Helen E (12/15/2021)

"I would love to see the Democrats gerrymander and still lose." - Helen E (12/15/2021)

"...Which is still losable cause it's Democrats." - Helen E (12/15/2021)

"Hey, that's kind of intelligent." "One would think..." - Janny M & Helen E (12/15/2021)

Thursday, December 15, 2016   (9 years ago today) -- work; hung out w/ shawn & jen to watch tnf

"I'll have to look at penis pictures from Brian's tablet." "He's already got them there." - Janny M & Shawn R (12/15/2016)

"Just means he can actually see." - Shawn R (12/15/2016)
the refs

"It took them four days and a lot of my b***hing." - Jen R (12/15/2016)
to plow their court

"Jen will speak her mind." - Jen R (12/15/2016)

Tuesday, December 15, 2015   (10 years ago today)

"Are you questioning me about my skill set?" - Layla S (12/15/2015)
if the cmmi interviews got rowly

Monday, December 15, 2014   (11 years ago today)

"I'm gonna stick it right there... That's what she said." - Bear M (12/15/2014)

Sunday, December 15, 2013   (12 years ago today) -- hung w/ megan & matt for the games & leftover food, uncle neil's bday later

"You know, cause your feed get tired..." - Megan Wi (12/15/2013)

"I had balls." - Megan Wi (12/15/2013)

"Wow what are we gonna do with these fifteen apples?" "Uh, eat them as apple pie." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (12/15/2013)

"Is he dead? Did he die?" - Megan Wi (12/15/2013)

Saturday, December 15, 2012   (13 years ago today) -- went over erin & b's place, went out for italian, apples 2 apples, lots of wine, a weird thinking game

"What if their kid sells it for cocane money?" - Erin L (12/15/2012)
sell a farrarri... that's a lot of cocane

"It's listed on the internet so it must be good." - Erin L (12/15/2012)
the restaurant we tried for dinner

"Look! It's purple lights... Sorry that trumps everything." - Erin L (12/15/2012)
one of us was in the middle of talking

"Hey. How come her nipples ain't shining?" - Bear M (12/15/2012)
he showed us his cards from vegas

"Is that somebody's phone? ...No, it's the song." - Erin L (12/15/2012)

"F**king rainbows are annoying." - Bear M (12/15/2012)

"I'm just saying... they don't shave... anything..." - Erin L (12/15/2012)

"We can play some Catan but that requires thinking." "Yeah, no thinking." - Janny M & Bear M (12/15/2012)

"No. It has to be real." - Erin L (12/15/2012)
if someone were to restore a delorian for BTTF

"Am I blind?" - Brian C (12/15/2012)

"Ah! You're touching it!" - Erin L (12/15/2012)
erin thought a screw was a bug

"He's gonna have so much fun because it's the beach." "He's not because it's winter." - Erin L & Bear M (12/15/2012)
oscar, their dog

Monday, December 15, 2008   (17 years ago today)

"Woh, that's my phone." - Shawn R (12/15/2008)
jen wanted to throw the phone @ bri for a comment

"If you're going to sexually molest a twinkie in front of me..." - Shawn R (12/15/2008)

Saturday, December 15, 2007   (18 years ago today) -- worked on bri's website all day, went to the mori holiday party, hung w/ jen & shawn up late

"Say whatever you want... just know your last day is Monday." - Masoud D (12/15/2007)

"Well, if you think about it, she's only throwing strikes right cause she's throwing right handed." - Brian C (12/15/2007)
jen said i was throwing strikes right and left

"Holly mother f**king whore." "Jen, it's wrong to talk about yourself like that." - Jen R & Brian C (12/15/2007)

"It smells like apples in here." "It's better than it smelling like ass." - Jen R & Brian C (12/15/2007)

Monday, December 15, 2003   (22 years ago today) -- exams r here, exams r here, everybody pretend to cheer!

"It didn't look like a rubbing motion." - Josh H (12/15/2003)

"What word was I just looking up?" "Sex." - Josh H & Brian C (12/15/2003)

"My coconut speech I got a B on?" - Paul H (12/15/2003)