Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Quotes

Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

Please note that since I moved to Portugal, I don't write down quotes that often anymore. It's not that people don't say things that are funny, it's just I'm living more "in the moment" that I'm here and enjoying the slow of life. I like not getting my phone out every couple of minutes to try to record and remember what someone has said. I am still proud of this unique hobby.

On this website you will find quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Wednesday, August 19, 2026.

Currently displaying 60 quotes for September 30.

Saturday, September 30, 2023   (3 years ago today) -- pinochle party; small group and not much pinochle but still a good time

"You have to bite the lemon..." - Cornelia Bl (09/30/2023)
she meant to say bullet but i like it better this way

"Well I was a prick for a long time." "Did you ever stop?" - Steve Bl & Cornelia Bl (09/30/2023)

Friday, September 30, 2022   (4 years ago today) -- wfh; saw bryan s at a tap bar; out for pizza & more drinks!

"Usually they make the latter to stand on, not look at." - Uncle Neil (09/30/2022)

"You can't get your thousand steps in..." - LeeAnn S (09/30/2022)

"Wow, you've done a thousand kilometers!" - Bryan S (09/30/2022)
fitbit on a plane

Monday, September 30, 2019   (7 years ago today) -- last full day in bermuda; went to the beach but no swimming :( ; went to a bar for mnf; beers & pool & hang out

"I wasn't that far in." "That's what she said." - Matt An & Janny M (09/30/2019)

"It could have been an Onion article..." - Stacy M (09/30/2019)
william's sisters buying the dolphins

"I do!" - Matt An (09/30/2019)
reads my quotes

"Lenny reads it." - Stacy M (09/30/2019)
my quotes <3

Saturday, September 30, 2017   (9 years ago today) -- becky stayed the night & we had breakfast & watched dirty dancing; family bbq later

--RESTRICTED QUOTE--

Friday, September 30, 2016   (10 years ago today) -- work; cards w/ uncle neil & jason

"You're missing the smart." "Oh." - Brian C & Jason H (09/30/2016)
the smart part of UMBC

"You don't get to know what I want." - Jason H (09/30/2016)

"We saw the light. We couldn't get there." - Uncle Neil (09/30/2016)

"Don't get excited..." - Uncle Neil (09/30/2016)

Wednesday, September 30, 2015   (11 years ago today) -- work; met up with jeff for dinner & drinks

"That's not new news." - Jeff D (09/30/2015)
that david has been acting weird

"Ew. T M I." "Three mile island?" - Janny M & Jeff D (09/30/2015)

"I wonder if it's the coke oil." - Jeff D (09/30/2015)
we were talking about coke & their oil spill

"My intent was to do a longer one..." "That's what she said." - Jeff D & Janny M (09/30/2015)

Tuesday, September 30, 2014   (12 years ago today) -- work, irockville happy hour

"Except he did it..." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
OJ, if he did it

"You can take my pulse, anytime, nurse!" - Tim M (09/30/2014)
our waitress is training to be a nurse

"Look at my baby." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
i think he was talking about his phone

"People still have C D's?" - Tim M (09/30/2014)

"They're like the Mexican's of England..." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
the irish

"Stupid American tourist... it's like I know..." - Tim M (09/30/2014)
how stupid we americans are when we go to other countries

Tuesday, September 30, 2008   (18 years ago today)

"Baby, baby... Ow!" - Shawn R (09/30/2008)
jen trying to get bri

Sunday, September 30, 2007   (19 years ago today) -- watched football w/ friends allll day!

"Why did I think that was a car commercial?" - Brian C (09/30/2007)
it starts out w/ cookies being baked

"It's nice to know those glass shards don't hurt." - Brian C (09/30/2007)
opera beer commercial

"I gotta get my pussy back, God." - Marc G (09/30/2007)
we went to dc to get his cat back!

"It's because I'm not drunk, I'm not sluring my words." - Shawn R (09/30/2007)

"I'd be scared if that guy got me pregnant." - Marc G (09/30/2007)
knocked up

"You throw rocks at my window, I'll throw paint balls at your face!" - Marc G (09/30/2007)

"Okay, McNabb..." - Shawn R (09/30/2007)
jen threw cookies

"Okay, black guy with red pigtails... that's wrong." - Shawn R (09/30/2007)
wendy's commercial

"What if I say that then they do that?" - Janny M (09/30/2007)
i said eagles suck then they got an interception

Friday, September 30, 2005   (21 years ago today) -- sociology & talking

"Any of you prostitutes in here? ...It sounded funny." - Dr Moore (09/30/2005)
of course he raised his hand while saying this

"Hmm, what's the right answer to that question?" - Janny M (09/30/2005)

Thursday, September 30, 2004   (22 years ago today)

"You boot up the car." - Dr White (geography) (09/30/2004)

Tuesday, September 30, 2003   (23 years ago today) -- lots of friends & class & shindlers list & stuff, so says my roommate!

"Yeah, you can just pick out the comp sci virgins here." - Tiny S (09/30/2003)

"You know, arra backwards is arra." - Tiny S (09/30/2003)

"God, he tries to start s**t." - Janny M (09/30/2003)

"Have we spotted a pattern?" "No." - Dr White (math) & Person In Calculus I (09/30/2003)

"They're afraid if I go outside, I might escape." - Dr White (math) (09/30/2003)

"Alright, black board, you stuck up bitch." - Janny M (09/30/2003)

"His name escapes me, but..." - Brian N (09/30/2003)

"Well, I don't know anything about Shindler or his list, so..." - Janny M (09/30/2003)

"No. I don't want it played like that." - David E (09/30/2003)

"That means I don't have to do my astronomy homework." - David E (09/30/2003)

"Why do I not want to hear that?" - Josh H (09/30/2003)

"I have the notes somewhere." - David E (09/30/2003)
i don't care

"I have a husband and I'm not ashamed to admit it." - Seth W (09/30/2003)

"She's writing down quotes to make me look more gay." - Seth W (09/30/2003)

"And I have to be awake for John Cusak." - Leslie B (09/30/2003)

"Oh, yeah, all of our husbands." - Leslie B (09/30/2003)

"Alright, let's try a new position." - Leslie B (09/30/2003)

"Familiar noise, isn't it, Leslie?" - Josh H (09/30/2003)

"You're a love machine!" - Leslie B (09/30/2003)

"Why do you guys always hear the wrong thing?" - Leslie B (09/30/2003)

"That image is haunting." - Josh H (09/30/2003)
lol

Monday, September 30, 2002   (24 years ago today) -- watched Legally Blonde in my english class, hung out in the room

"Why is my desk wobbling?" - Ashley H (09/30/2002)

"Well, If you don't know any part of what we're learning, it's good to read the whole text book." - Dr Dana W (09/30/2002)