Quotes

"Even Rex said this is bad." - Megan Wi (10/21/2022)
the saints game on tnf

"I was like, 'get your four year old ass in here.'" - Megan Wi (10/21/2022)
rex wanted megan to get his drink

"I'm giving up soda and weed." "And picking up cocaine." - Brian C & Matt Wi (10/21/2022)
when we move

"Is he allowed up here?" "No cause he might s**t everywhere." - Janny M & Matt Wi (10/21/2022)
dexter in my lap

"I'll just sit here and think of you." - Megan Wi (10/21/2022) (pic)
that weird pic...

"She'll do a before breakfast poop and an after breakfast poop." - Brittney H (10/21/2021)
charla

"Who the f**k is Bibbs?" "Don't care." - Janny M & Brian C (10/21/2018)

"We pretty much end up being gay..." - Damion _ (10/21/2017)
gay chicken

"Are you married?" "Yes." "Oh. Too bad. I got a mother who's not." - Gary P & Steve Zzz (10/21/2017)

"They would just cover everything up with just... cover!" - Gary P (10/21/2017)

"It needs more wood." "I've heard that." - Brian C & Gary P (10/21/2017)

"I think that clown lives around here." - Kerri C (10/21/2017)

"So do you have kids?" "No." "Oh thank God." - Gary P & Janny M (10/21/2017)

"Kerri, I don't know how to tell you this... you're wearing a fireman's hat." - Damion _ (10/21/2017)

"As a blind person he could see things..." - Gary P (10/21/2017)

"She's really attached to you." "She has good taste." - Janny M & Damion _ (10/21/2017)
his niece

"Hot pink?" "Sure. Who needs resale value?" - Janny M & Brian C (10/21/2016)
what color we should do our siding on our house

"I'd rather have a new kitchen..." - Kurt W (10/21/2016)

"Okay. We will drop the pooping discussions." "You don't mean... drop..." - Brian C & Kurt W (10/21/2016)

"Shut your face." "Faces don't shut." - Mike O & Kurt W (10/21/2016)

"Donald, in life you gotta live by the mantra, the bigger the better." "Oh, he's got it." - Janny M & Mike O (10/21/2016)
tmi or okay?

"He has a really tiny head." - Joe C (10/21/2012)
one of the announcers

"The man's pregnant." - Joe C (10/21/2012)
a lineman

"I'm getting tired of ties." "I'm getting tired of your face." "Yeah, me too." - Howard T & Janny M (10/21/2008)

"So did your wife contact a divorce lawyer, yet?" - Brian C (10/21/2008)
jen had eye surgery so she can see better

"He's taught that that's a cheeseburger." - Shawn R (10/21/2007)
linemen going after the ball

"If our team wins, you might get lucky tonight." "Come on, Philly!" - Jen R & Shawn R (10/21/2007)

"I just want to get laid tonight." - Shawn R (10/21/2007)

"Now you see why I got up?" - Shawn R (10/21/2007)
jen beat up bri for a comment he made

"Shawn? Shawn? Who can hit harder?" "You... you..." - Jen R & Shawn R (10/21/2007)
shawn said you in a quivering & scared voice

"Well, you sold drugs... I don't anymore... You still have the money?... Yeah..." - Dr White (geography) (10/21/2004)
weird

"I'm not a bitch. I'm a whore." - Brian C (10/21/2004)

"Well, call the vet up... Be like 'get your hair out of my cat!'" - Janny M (10/21/2004)

"Cover up! Cover up!" "It sounds like it." - Janny M & Valarie M (10/21/2003)

"You lost your Z." - Dr White (math) (10/21/2003)

"By the time you really understand that joke, I'll be dead." - Dr White (math) (10/21/2003)

"What are you doing?" "Rebuilding this chair." - Janny M & Tiny S (10/21/2003)

"Lenard Multin, you're a bitch." - Josh H (10/21/2003)

"He's up there, by himself, that's all I know." - Seth W (10/21/2003)

"I don't wanna do first aid tonight." - David E (10/21/2003)

"It has just been eclipsed by Pentium whatever number they're on." - Prof Sarafin (10/21/2002)

"It's about college." "Well, the whole book's about college." - Joe W & Marissa R (10/21/2002)
talking about what the chicken soup for college soul essays were about

"Good, you all are on the same line." "What line is that?" - Marissa R & Joe W (10/21/2002)

"Charactors names?" "I don't think they use names in chicken soup." - Joe W & Marissa R (10/21/2002)

"Okay, what's a good way to have an intro to an intro?" - Marissa R (10/21/2002)

"Your sparkle." "Sparkle... that's such a gay word. I mean, say it to yourself... sparkle." - Tisha T & Person In Freshman English (10/21/2002)

"Y isn't relevant." "Than why did you put it in your calculator?" - Janny M & Paul H (10/21/2002)
than Y... it was funny :P

"I like what I do... I like studying, reading, doing stuff, drinking, eating." - Janny M (10/21/2002)
i accedently said drinking as in alcohol, which i didn't do