Quotes

"I used to be smart." - Helen E (09/16/2020)

"There is one Republican I would vote for." "Mitch McConnell." "No." - Helen E & Janny M (09/16/2020)

"What do they do with it?" - Kathleen G (09/16/2018)
bri was telling the story of geek squad employees who download porn off customers computers; he made

"The look on your face was enough." - Sabrina P (09/16/2018)
the massaging chair was uncomfortable

"It's too common now a days." - Kathleen G (09/16/2018)
having a vagina

"Did you text back you're dead to me?" - Brian C (09/16/2017)
bill's brother couldn't come to his parade

"One of those Poolesville gangs..." - Kerri C (09/16/2017)
we saw a bunch of people in the same colored shirt

"Do you know how drunk I'm gonna get after I'm done breastfeeding?" - Megan Wi (09/16/2017)

"Moving is an action." - Matt Wi (09/16/2017)
he had his middle finger up when explaining

"I'm good with my hand." - Megan Wi (09/16/2017)

"Thanks, Megan." "Yeah. Thanks." - Janny M & Matt Wi (09/16/2017)
megan blew up half the board

"Matt can you warm up a brownie and put some ice cream on top? I'm pregnant. I can't get up." - Matt Wi (09/16/2017)

"He shuffled. I watched." - Megan Wi (09/16/2017)
a bad card was drawn; bri shuffled

"Okay well now we can do that so maybe we didn't cheat this whole time." - Matt Wi (09/16/2017)

"The show was talking about eyeballs and it was really cool." - Megan Wi (09/16/2017)
what matt said

"Well that's because her baby's on cocaine." - Matt Wi (09/16/2017)

"Seriously? You were in a fraternity." - Megan Wi (09/16/2017)
matt was sipping his beer instead of chugging it

"I would imagine the dog would shake and poop go flying everywhere." - Megan Wi (09/16/2016)
dog diaper thingy

"She's a little s**t." - Megan Wi (09/16/2016)
her dog dee dee

"No she's fat." - Megan Wi (09/16/2016)
her dog

"They're my dogs. Don't get attached." - Megan Wi (09/16/2016)
talking to matt

"These leaves have a toxic smell to them. It must have been that bug spray we used." - Matt Wi (09/16/2016)
we put gas on the fire; megan told us not to

"Don't make me get all southern on you." - Megan Wi (09/16/2016)

"Supenis?" - Matt Wi (09/16/2016)
our neighbors sign; get a supena in the mail

"Can I finish?" "No." "Thank you." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (09/16/2016)

"He's like what's happening? I need to bark." - Matt Wi (09/16/2016)
dexter didn't know what was going on but barked anyway

"What's a small shoe box? Like a woman's shoe box?" - Bobby M (09/16/2016)

"I'm passionate about candles." - Matt Wi (09/16/2016)

"He means sex favors." "What? It's a book. It doesn't warrant any sexual favors." - Janny M & Matt Wi (09/16/2016)

"No, Brian. No more T Vs." - Erin L (09/16/2012)
they have three

"I have small hands, though." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
erin's phone is huge

"Why don't they just hide somewhere and shoot him with a gun at a distance?" - Erin L (09/16/2012)
liam neeson movies

"What? Not kittens! I hate him!" - Erin L (09/16/2012)
what michael vick did

"My Bud Light tastes like piss water." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
those bud light fantasy things

"Who was that?" "That's Greg Jennings. The a*shole that didn't play." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
that messed up his fantasy

"He's doing weird hopping." - Erin L (09/16/2012)

"I prefer Irish grass." - Bear M (09/16/2012)

"I wanna see guys playing in bras and panties." - Erin L (09/16/2012)
me too!

"You're laughing but I'm not cleaning up the runs in his cage." - Bear M (09/16/2012)
erin was feeding oscar veggies

"You'd look good in an apron." "I do, though." - Brian C & Bear M (09/16/2012)

"An old woman getting beaten with an egg roll... Chinese!" - Seth W (09/16/2011)
saw that commercial & we thought chinese for dinner

"That's unprofessional, Brian. Obviously for their first dance." - Seth W (09/16/2011)
speak now by taylor swift

"He's a higher rank." - Seth W (09/16/2011)
the admiral vs the captain

"And his drunk stance is easier." - Seth W (09/16/2011)
the admiral

"Hey, we've got beer." - Paul H (09/16/2011)
if people were looking into seth's apartment, we're playing board games

"Was that a pussy move, Paul?" - Seth W (09/16/2011)
he took paul out of south america

"I've shown no aggression to anyone in this game... that's still in the game..." - Seth W (09/16/2011)
two people were out of whom seth attacked

"Why do I need to move?" "Because otherwise I'll poop on you." - Seth W & Jake T (09/16/2011)
trying to get to the bathroom

"What he's doing now is called terrorism." - Paul H (09/16/2011)

"She asks me questions, I answer them, then back to mind sweeper." - Mike R (09/16/2009)
his assistant

"See all this smashed rock and s**t? It normally indicates we're gonna have problems." - Mike R (09/16/2009)
there was traffic on 355 with the construction

"Janis is going to sing sandbag shack... Sandbag shack, that's where it's at. Sandbag shack... No?" - Dimitri D (09/16/2008)
thin mint & i were just looking at him

"Everybody becomes Disney's bitch." - Shawn R (09/16/2008)

"He's a Tennessee fan, what do you expect?" - Janny M (09/16/2007)
commercial

"At least their cheerleaders are ugly." - Brian C (09/16/2007)
pats cheerleaders

"Can you have a great empire without perverts?" - Dr White (geography) (09/16/2004)

"But, pretend that it is due Tuesday." - Dr Crall (09/16/2003)

"You can come in if you want." - Dr Crall (09/16/2003)
she's going 2 b 'out of town'... program due thurs

"I'm like 'how graphical can it be'?" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"Two times two is four, I always forget that one." - Dr White (math) (09/16/2003)

"Well, that was so thrilling, I think I'll move on to inverse tangent." - Dr White (math) (09/16/2003)
oh no!

"I'm not going to be saying anything, then." - Seth W (09/16/2003)

"My shoes look like clown shoes." "They all do." - Janny M & Josh H (09/16/2003)

"His name might be Richard, and he goes by Dick." - Seth W (09/16/2003)

"Dude, you just did what I did left handed!" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"That's her first spare, so she's fine." - David E (09/16/2003)
i rocked at bowling, but josh did wayy much better

"Hey, it hit the other pin, so that's an accomplishment." - Janny M (09/16/2003)

"You're extremely sexy? What?" - Janny M (09/16/2003)

"I beat Bush!" - Paul H (09/16/2003)

"You got 'em!" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"You're beating David." - Paul H (09/16/2003)

"He's flirting with the lady we got the shoes from." - Josh H (09/16/2003)
some old lady

"It's my pick. I'm sucking on my pick." - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"We played bumper balls. It was awesome!" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"You're building my confidence." - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"See what this song does to me?" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"... My erection." - Josh H (09/16/2003)
lol

"Can I kill him now?" - David E (09/16/2003)

"I'll put down what I feel like putting down." - Seth W (09/16/2003)

"Yeah, you know what, I'm two cards away from going out, too, but life goes on." - Janny M (09/16/2003)

"We're screwing each other right now." - David E (09/16/2003)
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