Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Megan Wi
Description: game night friend; matt wi's wife
Know From: Annonymous
Top Person?: No
Active?: Yes
Number Of Quotes: 692
Making Quotes From: Sunday, October 6, 2013 - Tuesday, February 18, 2025
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 5.1
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 60.9

Last 10 Quotes

"Rhett, calm down. It's just poop." - Megan Wi (02/18/2025)
their dog pooped in rhett's room

"I feel it." - Megan Wi (02/16/2025)
how my buddy, rene, dumps out beer if he doesn't like it

"Go get me another one." "No. She's gonna think I'm an alcoholic." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (02/16/2025)
the bartender; the open bar at the wedding

"When he goes, I'm not getting married again. I'm just gonna be myself." - Megan Wi (02/16/2025)
you go, girl

"Like the lion's prey at night." - Megan Wi (02/14/2025)

"He does but we're pretty terrible parents." - Megan Wi (03/26/2024)
rex is still on training wheels

"Now you're adding more dolphins into this rape. Now it's a gangbang." - Megan Wi (10/23/2022)
how do dolphins rape?

"If I go to the store, I want to buy a whole shirt." - Megan Wi (10/23/2022)
she doesn't like mid-drifts

"I was like, 'does she have a blockage? What's going on?'" - Megan Wi (10/23/2022)

"Your girlfriend had two vaginas?" - Megan Wi (10/23/2022)
bri dated a girl that was xxx

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