Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Matt Wi
Description: megan wi's husband
Know From: Annonymous
Top Person?: No
Active?: Yes
Number Of Quotes: 443
Making Quotes From: Wednesday, October 9, 2013 - Monday, February 17, 2025
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 3.2
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 39.0

Last 10 Quotes

"That bitch. She's on three. Let's find her." - Matt Wi (02/17/2025)
the lady who didn't hold the elevator for us

"What happened to them?" - Matt Wi (02/16/2025)
bri's aunt

"Go get me another one." "No. She's gonna think I'm an alcoholic." - Megan Wi & Matt Wi (02/16/2025)
the bartender; the open bar at the wedding

"I forgot I was thirty six." - Matt Wi (10/22/2022)

"It is very different living here than in a civilized society." - Matt Wi (10/22/2022)
in nola

"Oh, I said I was thirty six today." - Matt Wi (10/22/2022)
lying about his age

"This is how you drive in New Orleans." - Matt Wi (10/22/2022)
the road was closed but he just went through it anyway

"We just moved here and they just like give you a gun." - Matt Wi (10/22/2022)

"Oh my God there's poo in the hallway!" - Matt Wi (10/22/2022)
dexter pooped :(

"Is he allowed up here?" "No cause he might s**t everywhere." - Janny M & Matt Wi (10/21/2022)
dexter in my lap

View All Quotes