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Political Quotes

"The majority of a single vote (is) as sacred as if unanimous." - Thomas Jefferson

"A liberal is a man or a woman or a child who looks forward to a better day, a more tranquil night, and a bright, infinite future." - Leonard Bernstein

"Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither." - Benjamin Franklin

"Liberalism is, I think, resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness." - John Kenneth Galbraith

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do." - Ronald Reagan

"It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?" - Ronald Reagan

"A conservative is a fellow who is standing athwart history yelling 'stop'." - William F Buckley

"War is over, if you want it." - John Lennon

Movie Quotes

"Crazy? Some people think walking down the street muttering to yourself is crazy. I'll tell you what crazy is. Crazy is walking down the street with half a cantalope on your head saying 'I'm a hampster, I'm a hampster'. Now that's crazy." - Leslie Nielsen

"I put some pepper spray in your purse. Even if you're not sure, just start spraying." - John Goodman

"These are not replicas! Well, some of them are. But they are limited edition replicas!" - Christopher Walken

"Get off my plane!" - Harrison Ford

"I'm gonna find my dog." - Harrison Ford

"That god damned plane? That's a commercial airliner! It's five miles high going six hundred miles an hour. They wouldn't see a nuclear explosion if they were looking for it..." - Harrison Ford

"I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't." - Morgan Freeman

"How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?" - Ben Stiller

"Who would catch a criminal, and then let him go free?" "Republicans." - Christine Baranski & Ellie Raab

Telling Quotes

"America, eatin my lunch from a single bowl, in my parents basement, where I'm livin. Happy Birthday, I'm forty three." - Patton Oswalt

"Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death." - Roddy McDowall