Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Uncle George
Description: my uncle george, not really an uncle but close enough
Know From: Family
Top Person?: No
Active?: Yes
Number Of Quotes: 598
Making Quotes From: Sunday, April 20, 2008 - Wednesday, November 27, 2024
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 3.0
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 36.0

Last 10 Quotes

"No. You won't ask. You're talking about dumb s**t." - Uncle George (11/27/2024)

"Why did I buy that thing?" "Cause it was funny." "Yeah, that's a great reason." - Uncle George & Kim Mo (11/26/2024)

"I've said I've been in bar fights and ended up not this bad." - Uncle George (09/13/2023)
when kim sleeps

"I always think about Breaking Bad." "I always think it sucks." - Janny M & Uncle George (09/12/2023)
horse with no name song

"We can go wherever you want. The car has a steering wheel." - Uncle George (09/12/2023)

"So I'm gonna bring my bass guitar when I come to Portugal..." "You don't have a bass guitar!" - Uncle George & Kim Mo (09/12/2023)

"Well he didn't want to have sex with me." - Uncle George (09/12/2023)
charlie daniels story that kim told

"You just love the chicken tenders. Stop lying." - Uncle George (09/11/2023)

"What are you doing? You're over there and I'm over here. Butting into my conversation. Stay over there." - Uncle George (06/27/2023)
talking to uncle george on the phone, kim was butting in :)

"She was like, 'I can't feel my hand.' Well, I can!" - Uncle George (06/12/2023)
the last time he was on a plane he held kim's hand too tight

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