Dimitri D's Quotes
Dimitri D has made 353 quotes!
"I'm getting a waitress or waiter first." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
"And that's embarrassing.. having a yard sale." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
on the slopes
"And then there's a sign that says, 'Sike, you're dead'." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
on the slopes on a big mountain
"We'll go in there early and get good seats, God damn it." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
to hunger games
"You also forgot the customer part." - Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
brian's joke
"This joke is taking too long." "Haha." - Janny M & Dimitri D (05/25/2012)
"I don't wanna hold it like that." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M (05/04/2012)
"So do you have shin digs during soccer games?" - Dimitri D (05/04/2012)
"Everybody was like, 'Can you sign my baby? Can you sign my chest?'" - Dimitri D (05/04/2012)
"F**king Asians." - Dimitri D (05/04/2012)
"If you guys have a lot of time to burn, you should watch the Never Ending Story." - Dimitri D (03/20/2012)
"But there's still gonna be Asians driving in those lanes..." - Dimitri D (03/20/2012)
when 495 road construction stops, they'll still be traffic
"They need to have an A O L lane... Asian's only lane..." - Dimitri D (03/20/2012)
"Cause all that shit's hoochie." - Dimitri D (03/20/2012)
"I'm like 'do not walk in there clothed'." - Dimitri D (03/20/2012)
"How do you expect anyone who's a dumb dumb...?" - Dimitri D (02/12/2012)
the yahoo software he was using was bad
"Ball designer... they make balls all day long." - Dimitri D (02/12/2012)
"That one looks cold." - Dimitri D (02/05/2012)
a blue bottle coke commercial
"Actually a lot of universities are registering it." "For sex?" - Brian C & Dimitri D (02/05/2012)
xxx sites
"Is the guy who played Keystone's real name Keith Stone?" - Dimitri D (01/13/2012)
"I'm really sorry. I got mad skills." - Dimitri D (01/13/2012)
he was winning at ping pong
"This is getting crazy." - Dimitri D (01/13/2012)
ping pong, he took his jacket off
"One out of four in my generation are unemployed." "Good." - Janny M & Dimitri D (01/10/2012)
"You need some tats to balance it all out." - Dimitri D (01/10/2012)
if bri were to shave his head & have a beard
"It's all up in your head." - Dimitri D (01/10/2012)
hair loss
"You'd be exported in yogurt and olives..." - Dimitri D (10/25/2011)
if howard couldn't get back to the us dimitri would help
"Were pants optional back then?" - Dimitri D (10/25/2011)
the statues in greece
"Icons were before the I phone." - Dimitri D (10/25/2011)
"Eileen is concerned because of the utters... They're sitting there where my area is." - Dimitri D (10/25/2011)
he's being a cow for halloween
"I guess I'm going to sample it..." - Dimitri D (10/25/2011)
he's the judge at a pie eating contest
"Forget about M***. M*** doesn't exist. I'm talking about a real company." - Dimitri D (07/08/2011)
"We don't do anything on it." - Dimitri D (07/08/2011)
their bed
"That's how I'm going to fake my death..." - Dimitri D (06/01/2011)
"I'm just kidding... No really that's what happened." - Dimitri D (06/01/2011)
which is it?
"It smells good in here." "Thanks. It's cat poop." - Janny M & Dimitri D (05/21/2011)
"Yeah, Eileen just got some game the other day... Some work out game... I don't know how it worked out." - Dimitri D (05/21/2011)
lol, that was not intentional!
"I'm not there to love bosses." - Dimitri D (05/21/2011)
"Uncle Sam can kiss my ass." - Dimitri D (05/11/2011)
he pays more taxes now that he makes a lot more
"If I have any more pastries I'm gonna like... I don't know... die." - Dimitri D (05/11/2011)
"Bernie made off with my money." - Dimitri D (05/11/2011)
"Is this the grandmother at Leisure World?" "Yes, the grandmother that I straddle." - Janny M & Dimitri D (03/16/2011)
"You said she had cleavage..." "Well, she was... rather large..." - Dimitri D & Howard T (03/16/2011)
he showed us with his hands
"Hey handsome!" "Hey!" - Person In Coffee Shop 3/16/11 & Dimitri D (03/16/2011)
she wasn't talking to dimitri
"Does he love you?" "I don't think that's the case." - Janny M & Dimitri D (02/17/2011)
talking to dimitri on the phone, about a mutual friend
"Dimitri, you didn't say anything tonight." "I said penis." - Janny M & Dimitri D (02/02/2011)
"My right palm's been itching which means I'm masturbating too much or something good's about to happen." - Dimitri D (01/13/2011)
"I don't want to be intimate." - Dimitri D (01/13/2011)
with patrick, going to the gym together all the time
"You got a call? "No. Just feeling myself." - Janny M & Dimitri D (01/13/2011)
"Maybe he's got a chicken leg in his pants..." - Dimitri D (01/13/2011)
his cat wanted to sniff the neighbor
"She had balls?" - Dimitri D (11/09/2010)
"Look, I love you guys. I mean, I'd literally have sex with everyone of you, I love you so much." - Dimitri D (10/25/2010)
over the phone, talking about his insurance company i think (not health of course)
"Cause my Mom dated a pianist..." - Dimitri D (10/25/2010)
again, that word, so funny
"Well, how often do you talk about tentacles?" - Dimitri D (10/25/2010)
he said his brother in law kept saying testicles instead of tentacles
"This pianist, he always struck the wrong cord with me..." - Dimitri D (10/25/2010)
"This is per dumb." - Dimitri D (10/25/2010) 
his price per diem
"It's a pressure point." "I'll say it is." - Dimitri D & Howard T (10/25/2010)
"Watch these nuts." - Dimitri D (10/16/2010)
nuts on the ground, lol
"Nothing beats this guys produce." - Dimitri D (10/16/2010) (pic)
get it? the guy is selling beats
"No, he's a cold hearted b***h." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
"I can't wave to anyone in the back. The tint is too dark." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
his car, he says people will think he's giving them the finger
"Normally it's normal." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
i guess he's right
"You lost a seat belt, you lost a phone..." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
patrick
"He's f**ked up on pasta." - Dimitri D (10/13/2010)
patrick, only dimitri & i had beers
"They tend to get more bunched up than dude's panties." - Dimitri D (10/05/2010)
woman's panties
"...Ever since the boyles..." - Dimitri D (10/05/2010)
a long thing... it's an inside joke that starts with a rash...
"But you know what, f**k that b***h." - Dimitri D (10/05/2010)
just random
"I didn't know how to do thi... Hello?" - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
stoped mid sentence on the phone, getting patrick to come out
"Don't put on your makeup or anything. Just come on out." - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
talking to patrick on the phone
"I was like... there's no way he's still putting his makeup on." - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
"Meg has got a very large... bussom." - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
"What's all this talk of Saint Louis? Are you Catholic or something?" - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
talking about the rams
"You're not stroking it right." "Woah, even I'm getting embarrassed." - Janny M & Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
patrick playing guitar
"It's probably too small." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (09/27/2010)
"What? These picks ain't hard enough for you?" - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
"Don't tap. It's late at night. It's a condo." - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
patrick taping on the floor
"Do you want me to tell it?" - Dimitri D (09/27/2010)
the joke patrick was trying to tell
"They're male model cats... Yeah, they walk the cat walk." - Dimitri D (09/23/2010)
why his cats are so skinny
"He always has the green on green... I just see his head and his arms." - Dimitri D (09/23/2010)
a picture of ernie, green shirt & background
"I'm eating... don't talk about balls and penises." - Dimitri D (08/28/2010)
"What do you think of this Caribbean Jerk? - Dimitri D (08/17/2010)
"We don't go to bars as much as you do." - Dimitri D (08/17/2010)
talking to patrick
"It's a European phone!" - Dimitri D (08/17/2010)
"I'm gonna call corporate about their cheese." - Dimitri D (08/17/2010) (pic)
it's not blue!
"I know it looks like a dildo..." - Dimitri D (08/17/2010)
"We have behavior modification on..." - Dimitri D (08/17/2010)
"I was just about to grab you with emphasis." - Dimitri D (08/12/2010)
"What is this stuff near the chicken?" - Dimitri D (08/09/2010)
in the picture, it was kinda funny
"Woah, this is a big ball." - Dimitri D (07/29/2010)
"Hold on... I got these in my mouth." - Dimitri D (07/29/2010)
he put something in his mouth
"There's nothing like having nut protein in your mouth." - Dimitri D (07/23/2010)
"Today's a double bag day." - Dimitri D (07/22/2010)
"There are no hoops around here." "Alright." - Michael D & Dimitri D (07/08/2010)
dimitri was telling him how i'd take him behind where the hoops are and crush him in bb
"I have this fantasy..." "I don't wanna know." - Dimitri D & Mike R (07/02/2010)
"I was under the impression that everyone straddles their grandmother." - Dimitri D (07/01/2010)
another one!
"These are better than sex." "Thank you. Glad I could offer you pleasure." - Howard T & Dimitri D (06/29/2010)
ice cream snickers bars
"Sorry. Just showing Janis my mayonnaise moves." - Dimitri D (06/28/2010)
"We just told Dawn to stop talking about her kitchen and said 'quit your kitchen'." "That's pretty funny." - Dimitri D & Mike R (06/25/2010)
"I don't wanna touch anything that's been in your drawers." - Dimitri D (06/25/2010)
"I think if I bought a cheese cake you'd be all over me." "No, if you bought a cheese cake, I'd be all over you." - Dimitri D & Dawn B (06/22/2010)
"It wasn't that good." "I was lying." - Janny M & Dimitri D (06/11/2010)
a joke
"Do you not have a mirror?" - Dimitri D (06/11/2010)
hypocritical girl
"It's right there, dude. Get some glasses." - Dimitri D (06/11/2010)
patrick lost the top to his meat package
"You know what I'm most afraid of?" "Aliens?" - Michael D & Dimitri D (06/11/2010)
"There's a certain oral feel..." - Dimitri D (05/24/2010)
he said oral
"Yeah but there's not many women who'd pay for it... especially that." - Dimitri D (05/21/2010)
if patrick was a male escort
"I just gotta go freshen up." "What are you a grandmother?" - Dimitri D & Mike R (05/19/2010)
"I'm not wearing underwear on Monday and I'm taking half a day off to buy underwear!" - Dimitri D (05/06/2010)
"Oh, I found a dime. Breakfast is on me." - Dimitri D (05/02/2010)
"What a slut." - Dimitri D (05/02/2010)
this car with this woman had like 5 kids in it
"Little Asian guy... I'm scared. Let's go to the other place." - Dimitri D (05/01/2010)
"Can I buy this?" "No." "Why not?" "Okay." - Eileen D & Dimitri D (05/01/2010)
something from the fudge shop
"I wonder if every time they get into an accident if their insurance goes up." - Dimitri D (05/01/2010)
nascar racers
"Someone you don't like." "A Republican?" - Dimitri D & Janny M (04/30/2010)
"Like this is way too much meat." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Dimitri D (04/30/2010)
"You see those two trees? ...No... Good, neither will anyone else, let's go." - Dimitri D (04/29/2010)
if two people were to run off and do something
"I don't make any rash decisions... Especially without ointment." - Dimitri D (04/26/2010)
get it... RASH decisions???
"No one's ever complained about my tap dancing." - Dimitri D (04/26/2010)
in his apartment
"Except for Monique who can't even install a cat door." - Dimitri D (04/22/2010)
lol
"That's why you're so tired." - Dimitri D (04/21/2010)
what patrick is doing with his nights...
"He told me he gotta B J at five in the morning. I'm like 'I haven't even had my coffee yet'." - Dimitri D (04/20/2010)
"I'm an adult man who has a place to go to." - Dimitri D (04/20/2010)
we were talking about doing stuff in cars
"You have to stroke it and massage it..." "It's going too fast." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Eileen D (04/20/2010)
"It sounds like we should have a sexual celebration." - Dimitri D (04/15/2010)
lol!
"It was easy in and then bad out." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (04/09/2010)
"My Motorola... My late Motorola..." - Dimitri D (04/09/2010)
his phone, it broke the day before
"Do you know who went to her school? Frostburg the snowman." - Dimitri D (04/09/2010)
my school
"Well it's never gonna happen again." - Dimitri D (04/09/2010)
someone have no experience applying to our work
"Put a little rubber on it and you're good to go." - Dimitri D (04/09/2010)
"You should ask if they speak English first and if they say no then the rest of the application should stop right there." - Dimitri D (04/09/2010)
"I'm going to go have sex on that camera." - Dimitri D (04/07/2010)
u don't wanna know
"It's just not meant for humans to live there." - Dimitri D (04/06/2010)
arizona
"Hey, let's go out to a place where plants don't grow..." - Dimitri D (04/06/2010)
arizona
"Woah, this lady wants to die." - Dimitri D (04/01/2010)
she was standing in the middle of the road
"Sorry, I have to expel everything." - Dimitri D (03/31/2010)
he was sick for the past 4 days
"How is that even going to fit in your mouth?" "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/31/2010)
"Wow, look at you. You're getting good at this... That's what she said." - Dimitri D (03/31/2010)
"Oh man, that was good." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M & Dimitri D (03/31/2010)
dimitri & i both said twss
"We're gonna make a penis made from a magnet." - Dimitri D (03/31/2010)
"It's very stiff." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/25/2010)
"Normal things... bombs... she won't wake up." - Dimitri D (03/22/2010)
"I'm not talking about ethnically black comedies." - Dimitri D (03/19/2010)
"Patrick, could I bother you for some nuts?" - Dimitri D (03/19/2010)
patrick was eating nuts
"Self opening legs... Oh, maybe I can use it for more than just ping pong." - Dimitri D (03/17/2010)
"Look at me... I'm okay... except for that twitch." - Dimitri D (03/15/2010)
he drank tap water all his life
"I don't like nuts in my mouth." - Dimitri D (03/15/2010)
"You should dye." "But I want to live." - Janny M & Dimitri D (03/15/2010)
dye his hair, lol
"My stomach, it's shaped like a burrito." - Dimitri D (03/10/2010)
"My penis is by far larger than hers." - Dimitri D (03/10/2010)
"It's like gooping off the side." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Dimitri D (03/10/2010)
"Your face doesn't get paid." - Dimitri D (03/10/2010)
"We should make love to the burrito." - Dimitri D (03/05/2010)
"Wow, they come with a little pillow so the watches can sleep?" - Dimitri D (03/02/2010)
my watches
"You have to hit it harder." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/02/2010)
"The batteries will outlast you." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Janny M (03/02/2010)
"Nothing makes sense." - Dimitri D (02/23/2010)
what patrick was saying
"Chickens don't have bones." "Yes, they do." - Janny M & Dimitri D (02/23/2010)
i was trying to fool dimitri
"I got lots of words and none of them rhyme." "That's a crime." - Dimitri D & Janny M (02/12/2010)
"Snozu... Oh, these suck." - Dimitri D (02/10/2010)
looking for snowboard pants
"It's getting all nipply." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (02/05/2010)
outside
"He's gonna be working his ass off." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Dimitri D (02/05/2010)
"Oh, sorry. I was gonna kill us." - Dimitri D (02/03/2010)
he almost pulled out in front of someone
"I don't get it... maybe your delivery is off." - Dimitri D (02/03/2010)
patrick trying to tell a joke
"How do you make more rings?" - Dimitri D (01/28/2010)
"I think it's a foot long... or maybe an eight incher..." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (01/28/2010)
"Every time I look at your face, it reminds me of your face." - Dimitri D (01/28/2010)
"His stripper name is Jungle Jim." - Dimitri D (12/30/2009)
patrick's stripper name
"I have a constant burning also, but I think it's a rash." - Dimitri D (12/30/2009)
"She doesn't like people." - Dimitri D (12/30/2009)
funny the way he said it
"I thought that I was seeing things." - Dimitri D (12/30/2009)
he said someone he knew had big things... u know?
"It only takes one Asian to f**k it up." - Dimitri D (12/23/2009)
traffic
"She kept it open... like a mouth." - Dimitri D (12/23/2009)
"Are you sure they came in a cylinder and not a sack?" - Dimitri D (12/10/2009)
nuts
"Howard knows me pretty well... Well, not that well..." - Dimitri D (11/30/2009)
"I'm not getting all Jesus or anything." - Dimitri D (11/30/2009)
"Her husband just bought a Buick." "Do they even make those anymore?" - Dimitri D & Mike R (11/18/2009)
"He cuts his face off..." - Dimitri D (11/05/2009)
talking about his uncle & apes or something...???
"It is a great story if you give it a chance." - Dimitri D (11/05/2009)
it was too boring
"There's gotta be a fitness club around here because everybody looks really fit." - Dimitri D (11/05/2009)
there was
"Howard's been hitting her like a tennis ball." - Dimitri D (11/05/2009)
me?
"Taping is like a woman... You need to know how much pressure to put." - Dimitri D (10/31/2009)
"See how nice these lines are? I love these lines." - Dimitri D (10/31/2009) (pic)
tape lines
"My children? I wouldn't go that far but..." - Dimitri D (10/31/2009)
the seams of the garage
"It was a high quality ketchup and mustard costume." - Dimitri D (10/29/2009)
"I heard Eminem is coming out with a new album... It's called Peanut Eminem." - Dimitri D (10/22/2009)
"This chair is so uncomfortable, it looks like an ass." - Dimitri D (10/12/2009)
"It looks like a heart shaped ass." - Dimitri D (10/12/2009) (pic)
"Sorry, I gotta lot of Mike's here." - Dimitri D (10/12/2009)
"There's no shutter and I shutter to think what could happen..." - Dimitri D (10/12/2009)
"What if it's a black bear? ...Not to be racist or anything." - Dimitri D (10/05/2009)
"Cause he works with a company." - Dimitri D (09/22/2009)
jury duty time
"Waa! ... Just kidding." - Dimitri D (09/18/2009)
dimitri trying to sing
"What's this about?" - Dimitri D (09/18/2009)
the song don't stop believing
"Believe in what?" "Yeah, I don't know." - Janny M & Dimitri D (09/18/2009)
mocking journey... it's a sin, i know
"Cumberland... is there a Cucumberland?" - Dimitri D (09/18/2009)
lol
"If Shamoo went to the bathroom, it'd be 'Shampoo'." - Dimitri D (09/18/2009)
"It's either that or cocaine." - Dimitri D (09/18/2009)
his coffee
"I was squeezing your knee caps." "And your penis, but that was Seth." "You know it!" - Dimitri D & Janny M & Seth W (09/18/2009)
"Monique?" "Yeah." "The one that I get in bed with?" "Huh?" - Janny M & Dimitri D (09/18/2009)
haha
"Do you know how much money I saved on combs? Like a dollar!" - Dimitri D (09/17/2009)
his hair is so short
"No, no, no. We wanted him here but then we realized he was gonna have sex with everyone here." - Dimitri D (09/17/2009)
"I can just check in my pants to see the status of my package." - Dimitri D (09/15/2009)
"Intimate doesn't mean this." - Dimitri D (09/03/2009)
making a sexual motion jesture
"You played ball with him. You played with his balls." - Dimitri D (09/03/2009)
"I just saw a breathtaking episode." "Breathtaking episode?" - Dimitri D & Howard T (08/21/2009)
"Gonna climb the highest mountain... Da da da da... something about a mountain..." - Dimitri D (08/19/2009)
trying to sing a song
"Make me have sex with them all the time." "Well, if that's your thing..." - Dimitri D & Ernie A (08/18/2009)
"We were drinking a lot." "No!" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (08/18/2009)
"She bought it." "Yeah, she would." - Dimitri D & Howard T (08/08/2009)
talking about me
"You said google, right?" - Dimitri D (08/08/2009)
"There's already too many 'to's'." - Dimitri D (07/22/2009)
"Sixteen friend requests... Get me to the requests!" - Dimitri D (07/22/2009)
facebook
"The orgy-gami... Japanese videos." - Dimitri D (07/22/2009)
a mix between orgy and oragami
"Is somebody sitting here?" "Oh, you are." - Waiter At Raku 7/22/09 & Dimitri D (07/22/2009)
"Me, I have low self esteem." - Dimitri D (07/22/2009)
why he's still working
"I'm not going back up that dark shaft." - Dimitri D (07/21/2009)
the lights were off in the stairway
"If you don't want your dick to dangle then wear a supporter." - Dimitri D (07/14/2009)
"The body's very interesting... especially my body." - Dimitri D (07/07/2009)
"You wanna play doctor?" - Dimitri D (06/30/2009)
"The grandma that you straddle?" "It doesn't matter what I do to her." - Janny M & Dimitri D (06/30/2009)
"I need to start taking better care of myself orally." - Dimitri D (06/22/2009)
"There's M***** right there... He has boobs." - Dimitri D (06/18/2009)
"I came here to say something." "I can hardly wait." - Dimitri D & Howard T (06/16/2009)
"M*****'s uglier than that." - Dimitri D (06/12/2009)
"I could never catch up to anyone because I was a little fat kid." - Dimitri D (06/05/2009)
"A warm, spicy feeling down there..." - Dimitri D (05/29/2009)
"It depends on the occasion." - Dimitri D (05/29/2009)
"Grease is the word." - Dimitri D (05/29/2009)
"I like a little alone time... With my hand." - Dimitri D (05/21/2009)
"Yeah, right. You're going to work." "I am going to work. I'm going to surf the internet." - Janny M & Dimitri D (05/18/2009)
"There's an extra Dimitri Dubrovsky." - Dimitri D (05/18/2009)
monique was jelous dimitri got a office label
"No, I mean I have something in my drawers." - Dimitri D (05/15/2009)
"To be bouncing on something that big..." - Dimitri D (05/15/2009)
"Thanks for turning me onto that... I'm not saying that I'm turned on or anything..." - Dimitri D (05/13/2009)
"What's the difference if it's up or down? You have to put it in your mouth anyway." - Dimitri D (05/13/2009)
a lilipop... it was actually
"Bigger... not in girth bigger..." - Dimitri D (05/12/2009)
"I don't get raises... I don't get sex..." - Dimitri D (05/12/2009)
"They have what's called a swing sack." - Dimitri D (05/06/2009)
talking about my nutbra idea
"It's not from masturbating." - Dimitri D (04/29/2009)
his arm hurts
"That's where they're from." "From Venus?" - Howard T & Dimitri D (04/28/2009)
venus fly traps
"Is that the same grandmother you straddle?" "Yeah." - Janny M & Dimitri D (04/23/2009)
"What animals are indigenous to the Amazon?" "Not yaks, that's for sure." - Dimitri D & Howard T (04/22/2009)
"This guy is a Dick." - Dimitri D (04/21/2009)
his last name was Dick
"Sorry, I was just fondling my letters." - Dimitri D (04/20/2009)
"So you gotta have some dough to get some flo." - Dimitri D (04/01/2009)
"I called up a guitar company and read them a serial number." "To a Mana refrigerator?" - Dimitri D & Howard T (03/31/2009)
"Dude, tighten your bra." - Dimitri D (03/25/2009)
lol talking about someone
"Did I just miss a bunch of violence?" - Dimitri D (03/20/2009)
"Janis, what's your sign? I'm not hitting on you." - Dimitri D (03/19/2009)
"It ranks up there with straddling your grandmother... That image was tough, too." "Speaking of which, I have to call her..." - Howard T & Dimitri D (03/17/2009)
"Dense? Like stupid?" - Dimitri D (03/17/2009)
elien said the cake looks dense
"To nernie." - Dimitri D (03/17/2009)
we had a toast NOT to someone
"Yeah, you don't have to get possessive about it, Paul." - Dimitri D (03/17/2009)
paul was talking about possessive verbs
"Do you need help mounting it?" - Dimitri D (03/17/2009)
a snowboard lol
"And he created the dollar bill." - Dimitri D (03/12/2009)
Lincoln???
"I thought you said Lincoln created it." "No, he made logs." - Janny M & Dimitri D (03/12/2009)
"Touch his eyeballs, he's dead." - Dimitri D (03/12/2009)
"Seasoned? What is she, a french fry?" - Dimitri D (03/12/2009)
"I want you to bring your portal... knowledge." - Dimitri D (03/12/2009)
"Get out of my face... book..." - Dimitri D (03/11/2009)
"What do you guys think if I take Hangbing under my wing..." - Dimitri D (03/11/2009)
"Why are you delivering cabbage to Macy's?" - Dimitri D (02/26/2009)
"Someone needs to get that guy a drink." - Dimitri D (02/26/2009)
his license plate said 'dry'
"Did you know Howard has a university named after him?" - Dimitri D (02/11/2009)
"I feel like my confidence is completely shattered." "Well, that's part of working at M***." - Dimitri D & Monique S (02/10/2009)
"What do you go down on?" "Lots of things like elevators and stairs..." - Janny M & Dimitri D (01/29/2009)
lol, like going down on...
"I don't want to whip the turn too hard." - Dimitri D (01/20/2009)
"It says no parking any time." "Yeah, not for me." - Howard T & Dimitri D (01/20/2009)
"Did that girl call you back yet?" "No... slut." - Janny M & Dimitri D (01/08/2009)
"Let's break down the word 'proposal'." "Why?" - Dimitri D & Howard T (12/31/2008)
"You know what else is flaky? Croissants." - Dimitri D (12/31/2008)
"Did you just say 'I love you' to our Lockheed Martin contacts?" "Yeah, man, it's the only way to get business done." - Dimitri D & Mike R (12/31/2008)
"What if you need janitorial assistance?" - Dimitri D (12/22/2008)
"Do the rock and roll version!" - Dimitri D (12/17/2008)
of holy night
"Sorry boss. Can't come in today. What happened? I got hit in the head with a fish." "It happens." - Janny M & Dimitri D (12/12/2008)
"She was waiting and looking and thinking..." - Dimitri D (12/12/2008)
talking about a driver
"Fine, you can just sit behind me and sniff my burrito." "Woah, if you want to go to H R with that, I'm right behind you." - Dimitri D & Mike R (12/11/2008)
"It's not like I wanted to go home to pet my pussy." - Dimitri D (11/18/2008)
"It's just the bean bag... it's crappy." "Isn't that the one I gave you?" "Yeah." - Dimitri D & Kim B (11/14/2008)
"My package is in my pants." - Dimitri D (10/30/2008)
"Oh, why did this happen?" - Dimitri D (10/15/2008)
the website stopped
"Janis is going to sing sandbag shack... Sandbag shack, that's where it's at. Sandbag shack... No?" - Dimitri D (09/16/2008)
thin mint & i were just looking at him
"This job description, makes me wanna have sea food." - Dimitri D (08/27/2008)
"I was thinking of you when I was in the shower this morning..." - Dimitri D (08/22/2008)
oh really?
"Why don't you just keep them in your memory bank?" "She doesn't have one." - Dimitri D & Howard T (08/19/2008)
i can't memorize all these quotes!
"I'm feeling a little gassy..." - Dimitri D (08/19/2008)
"We were in a restaurant once and she was whipping it out." - Dimitri D (08/19/2008)
me, my quotes sheet
"It makes me wanna poo." - Dimitri D (08/15/2008)
oka... yeah
"Would you guys cut the crap and stop playing with wet balls?" - Dimitri D (08/07/2008)
"My package isn't this big." "I wouldn't be broadcasting that if I were you." - Dimitri D & Howard T (08/06/2008)
"What if I run out of balls before my drink is done?" "Just give Dimitri a call." "Yeah, I might have some extra balls for ya." - Janny M & Howard T & Dimitri D (07/30/2008)
"I went to Walmart..." "Fishing?" - Dimitri D & Howard T (07/29/2008)
"Sometimes I feel awkward after sticking my hand in somebody's nut sack." - Dimitri D (07/29/2008)
"Everybody thought she put it in her... lady place." - Dimitri D (07/25/2008)
it was a joke
"Yeah, you know man's? Well I can install woman's, wide open metropolitan area networks." - Dimitri D (07/25/2008)
lmao WOMAN's
"Actually, I stole them from Brian. They're Brian's nuts." "Then why are they in my mouth?" - Janny M & Dimitri D (07/24/2008)
pistachio nuts
"I worked for N I H back when it was just N I... They didn't have the H yet." "I don't think they have it now." - Dimitri D & Howard T (07/17/2008)
"What's your point?" "Does there have to be a point?" - Janny M & Dimitri D (07/15/2008)
random things as always
"I'll have a party, right, and I'll have sex with everyone there." - Dimitri D (07/10/2008)
"So what? It's my nose." - Dimitri D (07/03/2008)
i think we were making fun of his nose
"I wanna see you on the skate board on that." "Naked?" - Howard T & Dimitri D (07/02/2008)
"Most people don't wanna put my banana in their mouth." - Dimitri D (07/01/2008)
"I have to go." "You have to go? Well don't do it on the floor." - Dimitri D & Howard T (06/17/2008)
"Play it in retard mode." - Dimitri D (06/14/2008)
"I'm f**king it up. Don't listen to me." - Dimitri D (06/14/2008)
"I should give you a piece of my mind." "You can't afford it." - Dimitri D & Howard T (06/12/2008)
"It was a joke." "Oh, okay. Not a very good one." - Dimitri D & Howard T (06/05/2008)
"I don't have any balls." - Dimitri D (05/30/2008)
ping pong balls
"I'm getting spaghetti and meat balls... yeah." "That's exciting." - Janny M & Dimitri D (05/30/2008)
he said facetiously
"I need something short and small." - Dimitri D (05/22/2008)
"It needs to be something short and stubby." "That's why we were laughing." - Dimitri D & Howard T (05/22/2008)
"Yeah, well, I'm going to go take a nap right now... The milk's kicking in." - Dimitri D (05/13/2008)
"Mary Had A Little Lamb? No, no. That's way too complicated for me." - Dimitri D (05/12/2008)
to play on guitar
"Well, maybe not a cookie... maybe a crumpet or a scone." - Dimitri D (05/06/2008)
computer cookies, lol
"Alright everyone, let's look professional... Wooo!" - Dimitri D (04/23/2008)
"So the monkey comes along and poops it out." "No s**t." - Ernie A & Dimitri D (04/14/2008)
"Leroy, you got my back?" "On what?" - Dimitri D & Leroy C (03/21/2008)
"Mike doesn't like dancing in the mornings." - Dimitri D (03/20/2008)
"Oh, I won!" - Dimitri D (03/08/2008)
+20 strokes on golf
"Ernie, there's no nice way to say this... Do me?" - Dimitri D (03/05/2008)
"That's right, that's right, I'm from the hood, Janis." - Dimitri D (02/28/2008)
"You forgot one... Yeah." "Yeah, yourself." - Janny M & Dimitri D (02/22/2008)
"It's my pleasure to give you pleasure." - Dimitri D (02/11/2008)
"Do any of you have crack?" - Dimitri D (02/11/2008)
"I'm just going to go exchange the hand cream." - Dimitri D (02/08/2008)
"You're making my bladder hurt." - Dimitri D (02/05/2008)
"Yeah, it's funny because I have fried nipple rings." - Dimitri D (01/31/2008)
"Macy's is owned by communists... Notice the red star." - Dimitri D (01/15/2008)
"Do you shave your legs?" "No. Do you want me to?" - Janny M & Dimitri D (01/07/2008)
"Nugget Farm... since nineteen eighty four. Hm... not old enough." - Dimitri D (12/28/2007)
sorting through my christmas candy
"What'd you say Floretta? I'll shoot you in the leaf!" - Dimitri D (12/28/2007) (pic)
"Sorry, that's the longest flatulent expulsion I've ever heard." - Dimitri D (12/19/2007)
the other one wasn't office talk
"Dude, I have like fifteen years of experience working for companies." "I don't." - Mike R & Dimitri D (12/12/2007)
"And I was like 'Let's rub some on Mike'." "I like where this is going!" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (12/12/2007)
"Good morning, you slackers." "It's slaikers." - Mike R & Dimitri D (11/30/2007)
"You know what's not cool, Janis?" "What? Your face?" "Yeah, yeah! My face." - Dimitri D & Janny M (11/20/2007)
"That truck should be in the shape of a tree." "Trees aren't very aerodynamic." - Dimitri D & Ernie A (11/15/2007)
we were following a keebler truck
"No, I'm dating no women." - Dimitri D (11/14/2007)
"Sorry, I didn't mean to fondle you in a delicate, sensual manner." - Dimitri D (11/08/2007)
"Ripe tidy?" - Dimitri D (11/08/2007)
ryptide, dimitri trying to say it
"Sorry, Mike, I didn't mean to scare you." "Yes he did!" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (11/08/2007)
"F... F... S**t!" - Dimitri D (10/23/2007)
he was trying to say the f word i think
"It's not a souvenir, it's an edible product!" - Dimitri D (10/16/2007)
"I also like their other band, U also." - Dimitri D (10/02/2007)
u2 lol
"You know what went through my head?" "Sandwiches?" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (09/28/2007)
"Are you sure you're not smoking it now?" "No, really, I'm not." - Janny M & Dimitri D (09/26/2007)
he used 2 smoke pot & was acting funny anyway
"Man, that's a lot of phone..." - Dimitri D (09/25/2007)
"My super intendant was not happy..." - Dimitri D (09/23/2007)
"That's why I try to limit it to eight affairs tops." - Dimitri D (09/11/2007)
"Speaking of gym equipment..." - Dimitri D (09/11/2007)
"I think he's been hitting the bottle, you know?" - Dimitri D (08/30/2007)
"I'm going this weekend." "To Russia?" - Ernie A & Dimitri D (08/28/2007)
"Ernie, have you ever worn a wet suit?" - Dimitri D (08/20/2007)
"Well I couldn't see you guys." "Yeah, that's the point of hiding." - Dimitri D & Mike R (07/11/2007)