Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Sabrina P
Description: one of my best friends
Know From: Politics
Top Person?: No
Active?: Yes
Number Of Quotes: 419
Making Quotes From: Saturday, September 15, 2018 - Friday, March 28, 2025
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 5.3
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 64.1

Last 10 Quotes

"I'll slobber on my cat right now!" - Sabrina P (03/28/2025)
if social media charged her $

"Oh hell yeah. He'll probably roast the shit out of me." - Sabrina P (03/28/2025)
if she came to her favorite comic with a very crackling laugh

"Brian, I'm disappointed in you." - Sabrina P (03/14/2025)
bri wouldn't give aaron a blowjob to help him alleviate pain

"I'm not a male aged thirty to thirty-five so no one listens to me." - Sabrina P (11/25/2024)

"She had a Jay Leno chin..." - Sabrina P (11/25/2024)

"Oh God. That's too real." - Sabrina P (10/18/2024)
kamala & trump are tied in the polls

"There's Alien... Oh, never mind. There's a laundry basket..." - Sabrina P (06/14/2024)
we eventually saw alien on screen but she got distracted by laundry

"He's a cradle robber but he doesn't poop on the floor." - Sabrina P (11/10/2023)

"That would be fun." - Sabrina P (10/06/2023)
bookshelfing; in joke boat

"It's okay if you don't find it. I'll just never be happy again." - Sabrina P (09/10/2023)
she told aaron to look for a funny cat video she saw

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