Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Person Info

Name: Danny H
Description: former coworker
Know From: Work
Top Person?: No
Active?: No
Number Of Quotes: 18
Making Quotes From: Friday, October 17, 2014 - Saturday, May 26, 2018
Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: 0.4
Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: 5.0

Last 10 Quotes

"I don't wanna get mugged." - Danny H (05/26/2018)
going on a bike trail

"Maybe she has a six hour commute?" "She lives in Gaithersburg." - Janny M & Danny H (02/10/2017)
his pm doesn't answer emails for 6 hours a day

"You're a little too buzzed. Let me help you out." - Danny H (02/10/2017)
me; my portion of the check

"I picked her up... on a Wednesday... on the clock." - Danny H (01/06/2017)
his new puppy

"I was drinking since morning." - Danny H (09/13/2016)

"To me, it just tastes like water." - Danny H (05/27/2016)

"That's how safe of a driver I am. It takes a while for me to put on my seat belt." - Danny H (03/27/2015)
he put on his seat belt like 2 miles down the road

"Do you see how big it us compared to the can?" "That's what she said." - Danny H & Janny M (03/17/2015)

"I have T mobile." "What the f**k, dude." "I know." - Danny H & Janny M (03/17/2015)

"It's only good when you have WiFi." - Danny H (03/17/2015)
t mobile

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