Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Danny H's Quotes

Danny H has made 18 quotes!

"I don't wanna get mugged." - Danny H (05/26/2018)
going on a bike trail

"You're a little too buzzed. Let me help you out." - Danny H (02/10/2017)
me; my portion of the check

"Maybe she has a six hour commute?" "She lives in Gaithersburg." - Janny M & Danny H (02/10/2017)
his pm doesn't answer emails for 6 hours a day

"I picked her up... on a Wednesday... on the clock." - Danny H (01/06/2017)
his new puppy

"I was drinking since morning." - Danny H (09/13/2016)

"To me, it just tastes like water." - Danny H (05/27/2016)

"That's how safe of a driver I am. It takes a while for me to put on my seat belt." - Danny H (03/27/2015)
he put on his seat belt like 2 miles down the road

"It's only good when you have WiFi." - Danny H (03/17/2015)
t mobile

"So you know what happened? I was going to the bathroom trying to find a urinal and I was in the woman's bathroom!" - Danny H (03/17/2015)

"I have T mobile." "What the f**k, dude." "I know." - Danny H & Janny M (03/17/2015)

"What else can I do? I'm in my room." - Danny H (03/17/2015)
danny was drinking before

"Do you see how big it us compared to the can?" "That's what she said." - Danny H & Janny M (03/17/2015)

"I mean this stuff is confusing!" - Danny H (02/25/2015)

"There's more." - Danny H (02/20/2015)
apparently there is more to danny than i knew about him

"Oh my God. That's terrible." - Danny H (02/10/2015)
him leaving WB

"I was like is this a good idea?" - Danny H (01/29/2015)

"I'm not like racist towards Indian people but..." - Danny H (10/17/2014)

"I'm like is this how they are?" - Danny H (10/17/2014)
indian people