Stacy M's Quotes

Stacy M has made 434 quotes!

"I saw a really fat pidgeon. I think it was with egg." - Stacy M (03/28/2025)

"They're kinda like choose your own adventure." - Stacy M (12/02/2024)
crest white strips; no instructions!

"That's also a lot of white for a place that's so saucy." - Stacy M (11/29/2024)

"Well I wouldn't wear a toga anyway." - Stacy M (08/06/2024)
she had problems trying to put on a toga at the museum

"Let me fact check myself..." - Stacy M (08/06/2024)
two year cruise with two deaths and nine divorces

"This town looks like it's on a post card." - Stacy M (08/03/2024)
luz view from the boat

"It'll go down soon." "That's what she said." - Stacy M & Janny M (08/02/2024)
the drawbridge was making us late!

"Where did that go?" - Stacy M (08/01/2024)

"It's definitely an older generation flaw... Like they didn't install their updates." - Stacy M (03/20/2024)

"It's the Bowie backstory that got me." - Stacy M (01/11/2024)

"Damn it!" - Stacy M (08/04/2023)
in quiplash it wasn't hat related crimes

"If I have to tase someone, I'll have to go to court." - Stacy M (07/07/2023)

"We can't let this happen again." - Stacy M (06/30/2023)
too many dead bodies

"I read about this Florida guy... of course it was Florida... who stole thirty three thousand dollars..." - Stacy M (04/02/2023)

"Can I play this? It says big at the bottom." - Stacy M (04/02/2023)

"Well, that's boring." "Mhmm." - Janny M & Stacy M (04/01/2023)
another mother of 3 on bullsh*t

"Long story long..." - Stacy M (03/31/2023)

"He's still there. Teasing me. With all his spoons." - Stacy M (03/31/2023)
the alakazam thing we couldn't beat in pokemon go

"Wow. I removed my finger with the magic eraser. I mean, it messed up your shoe but still." - Stacy M (03/31/2023)

"More funding than they already had." - Stacy M (03/31/2023)
amercian schools

"Look at her. She's like a bunny with big tits." - Stacy M (03/30/2023)
this pokemon

"I'm taking notes..." - Stacy M (03/30/2023)
from glen

"The other name I'm gonna give you..." "I'm ready for it." - Glenn H & Stacy M (03/30/2023)

"It hurt a little. I was like pulling off a band aid several band-aids." - Stacy M (03/29/2023)
she got her legs waxed

"Well that's good that they make it hard to get to... Hard to get to..." - Stacy M (03/29/2023)
the nude beach here is a little difficult to get to

"Well if he's dead, he's dead." - Stacy M (03/28/2023)
someone on her flight needed medical attention

"So what happened? Were they dead?" "Well they turned brown." - Stacy M & Matt An (03/28/2023)
he poured hot pasta water on his plants

"There's a high risk of death at the chocolate factory though." - Stacy M (03/03/2023)

"I guess you need to wear open-toed shoes that day." - Stacy M (03/03/2023)
if you want to read someone's mind by touching their toes

"Oh I know my balls! Yeah!" - Stacy M (01/13/2023)

"Janny, are you Janny or Boobs?" - Stacy M (12/24/2022)

"Don't bash me!" - Stacy M (12/24/2022)
the game said it wasn't rocket science to push start to start the game

"House answers are traumatizing!" - Stacy M (12/24/2022)
they are! in the game choose your words

"...Like after the vagina..." - Stacy M (12/24/2022)
playing among us

"What kind of a ride share is this?" "It's an Uber in Florida." - Stacy M & Arlene A (12/02/2022)

"I'd have to wear a glove the whole time." - Stacy M (12/02/2022)
having a tattoo that says something bad in japanese then going to japan

"No. I'm not the boss of me." - Stacy M (12/02/2022)

"...And his parents have season tickets so... money..." - Stacy M (10/12/2022)
she got into an argument with a fan of another football team

"He was like, 'which house are you?' And I'm like, 'I'm not a house.'" - Stacy M (09/03/2022)
harry potter house

"Oh, awesome! Look at us finding stuff the morning after." - Stacy M (09/03/2022)
we lost a bunch of stuff after last night (my mask, sunglasses)

"I'm not trying to be fresh." - Stacy M (09/03/2022)
stacy had to reach under me for her seatbelt

"But then you had to show her your nipple." "No, I just took a picture of it." - Stacy M (09/02/2022)
she has a lipstick that matches her nipple color

"Things like bitamin V..." - Stacy M (03/26/2022)

"Somebody had oatmeal..." - Stacy M (03/26/2022)
looked like throw up on the sidewalk

"He's wearing a little victory bra." - Stacy M (03/25/2022)
she won the fighting part of 7 wonders

"Wow. Somebody really didn't want their letter to be seen." - Stacy M (01/21/2022)
scribble all around letter in game

"Both went there." - Stacy M (01/21/2022)

"No cause Stacy is smart..." "No, I'm not..." - Arlene A & Stacy M (01/21/2022)

"Matt, do you wanna get bumbling?" - Stacy M (12/05/2021)
matt got a bumble alert when stacy was talking to me

"But she's a Christina without an H, so she's Cristina." - Stacy M (12/05/2021)

"Somebody has my card and they're trying things!" - Stacy M (12/03/2021)
she was like talking to her credit card company

"Just reading that is making me have to sneeze." - Stacy M (11/20/2021)
ingredients in soap mom gave to stacy

"No, that's bread, Mom." - Stacy M (11/20/2021)
mom wanted a scallion

"It's always the wife." - Stacy M (10/15/2021)
who killed the husband

"Don't kill Janis in front of me." - Stacy M (10/15/2021)

"I was in the cafeteria." "Did you vent there?" "Yes." - Sabrina P & Stacy M (10/15/2021)

"Well it wasn't Aaron cause he isn't even in here..." - Stacy M (09/17/2021)
the impostor

"Get in there!" - Stacy M (08/06/2021)
clitoris

"Diana's like my regimen does not change." - Stacy M (08/06/2021)
brushing teeth with dog semen

"The Texico... I don't know... I don't grow them." - Stacy M (07/23/2021)
which name was a mustache name in trivia

"It was a kill of convenience." - Stacy M (07/23/2021)
killing me

"You have to put a sticky note on that freezer with like a skull and crossbones." - Stacy M (06/18/2021)

"You get cookies but it's questionable what's inside." - Stacy M (05/28/2021)
elf orgies in your basement

"Apparently Matt died..." - Stacy M (05/21/2021)

"You can walk away and not come back and leave it beeping..." - Stacy M (05/14/2021)
her invention the momcrowave

"Everyone wants to microwave their mothers..." - Stacy M (05/14/2021)
the momcrowave

"You... You know I like to vent." - Stacy M (05/14/2021)

"Of a cat?" - Stacy M (04/09/2021)

"Nothing beats anal plug." - Stacy M (04/02/2021)

"I want that calendar." "Me, too." - Stacy M & Sabrina P (03/19/2021)
firemen ass

"Alright. I'm noting who wants to be a hooker..." - Stacy M (03/19/2021)

"Real convincing... Asteroids, huh?" - Stacy M (03/19/2021)
playing among us

"Manic panic? ...No, that's a hair color..." - Stacy M (03/05/2021)

"Well, I'm not getting lucky tonight." - Stacy M (03/05/2021)
urethra enlargements

"Double edged sword... I was happy for mom..." - Stacy M (02/19/2021)
the song stacy's mom when it came out

"He's in Jacksonville and wears flip flops... I'm not into that." - Stacy M (02/19/2021)
a boy she had a crush on when stacy's mom song came out posted about the song

"I didn't trust me either." - Stacy M (02/19/2021)
she voted for herself in among us

"Don't have to ask me." - Stacy M (02/19/2021)
she always votes for matt

"Yeah but not rolled up ones." - Stacy M (02/12/2021)
dad had a coin collection but it wasn't coins rolled up

"No one found your body..." - Stacy M (02/12/2021)

"Is that a cactus?" - Stacy M (02/05/2021)
someone's penis drawing

"Everyone wants to tea bag your eyeball, Brian." - Stacy M (01/29/2021)
how to determine brian is an alien

"I mean if you don't have pants, you could always have a skirt or something." - Stacy M (01/29/2021)

"I'd divorce real fast..." - Stacy M (01/29/2021)
if she had to marry a Trump

"Yeah, I haven't figured out where the vagina is." - Stacy M (01/15/2021)
in among us

"There are no barbecues at Christmas time." - Stacy M (01/08/2021)

"It was my sister that I saw... just murdered..." - Stacy M (12/25/2020)

"I mean if you were in a year book, you'd be most likely to self report." - Stacy M (12/18/2020)

"I had a feeling Shawn was dead." - Stacy M (12/11/2020)

"That's okay. I'm gonna play with hats." - Stacy M (11/27/2020)
in among us, someone was having a hard time logging in

"I might just do the mask. That's nice." - Stacy M (11/27/2020)

"This is some witch trial s**t right here." - Stacy M (11/20/2020)
she was accused of being an alien

"That's elaborate for a squirrel..." - Stacy M (11/13/2020)

"Why wouldn't you?" - Stacy M (11/13/2020)

"I didn't put that. That wasn't me." - Stacy M (11/13/2020)

"If it's gotta be clean, it's gotta be Tide. If it's gotta be an alien, it's gotta be Matt." - Stacy M (11/06/2020)

"I would talk about it at parties but I wouldn't do it." - Stacy M (11/06/2020)
getting rid of poon tang

"My cat is always like, 'I had a hairball. Thank God I made it to the carpet!'" - Stacy M (10/30/2020)

"Matt, were you?" "I'm dead." - Stacy M & Matt An (10/30/2020)
playing among us

"Woah, look at my boobs." "There are nice boobs." - Eric W & Stacy M (10/16/2020)

"I'm not trying to be salty." - Stacy M (10/02/2020)

"Now that I've tasted the sweet taste of killing someone, I'm willing to do it again." - Stacy M (09/25/2020)
in the game

"Where would you put potato salad?" "Not on a plate." - Stacy M & Matt An (09/18/2020)

"Is that like a diet soda?" - Stacy M (09/11/2020)
homoerotica

"What do they eat?" "Cat food... That wasn't meant to be a smart ass answer." - Stacy M & Sabrina P (09/11/2020)

"It's a non profit." - Stacy M (09/04/2020)

"I always watermark my material." - Stacy M (09/04/2020)
masturbation videos

"It's a big grid." - Stacy M (09/04/2020)

"There can never be enough tits." - Stacy M (08/28/2020)

"Time Square is pretty empty these days." - Stacy M (08/28/2020)

"If you rob a museum you're going to get a worse curse... Not to sway anyone's answer..." - Stacy M (08/21/2020)

"It really looks like you're collecting more tanks than in there." - Stacy M (08/21/2020)

"Wa? No. I like the trees one." - Stacy M (08/20/2020)

"You could have baked it too long, you could have used too old bananas..." - Stacy M (08/07/2020)
how to ruin banana bread

"Can you get me some aloe? I got burned." - Stacy M (08/07/2020)

"I'm 'die Matt die.' I'm not 'kill Matt.'" - Stacy M (07/31/2020)

"We're supposed to kill Matt not kill kill Matt." - Stacy M (07/31/2020)
refer to the above quote

"My brain is trained to read porn instead of prom." - Stacy M (07/26/2020)

"I don't know if that's a thing but I wouldn't want it in my hair." - Stacy M (07/26/2020)
dog semen

"Nice job, Slip." - Stacy M (07/24/2020)
someone's name was nip slip and they worked that into their answer

"Is it coming out or going in?" - Stacy M (07/24/2020)
bri's drawing of poop near a vagina

"I'm not voting for that spoon." - Stacy M (07/24/2020)
spoon at ikea; trivia

"Those people are never going to heaven." - Stacy M (07/24/2020)
people who mash their crackers in their soup

"You know what? I haven't talked to her in a long time..." - Stacy M (07/24/2020)
our grandmother... sharing an atm story; our grandmother died when we were little

"Ship or get off the pot, Matt." - Stacy M (07/17/2020)
starting joke boat

"You know the game is called split the room, right?" - Stacy M (07/10/2020)
people weren't splitting, it was always yes or no

"Brian's over here naked and no one can see him." "Cause no one wants to?" - Janny M & Stacy M (06/26/2020)

"But farting on someone?" "Never rude." - Stacy M & Paul H (06/21/2020)

"No problem. Take your time. Six... five... four... three..." - Stacy M (06/14/2020)
time running out on jackbox

"I mean are they clean diapers?" - Stacy M (06/14/2020)
adult diaper truck driver

"If I got used to it." - Stacy M (06/05/2020)
speaking in third person

"What? You guys? You don't care about your ventriloquist career?" - Stacy M (06/05/2020)

"I like flamingos." - Stacy M (06/05/2020)

"I wish I thought to do that first but here we are." - Stacy M (06/05/2020)
play cah on her phone

"Okay. How do I do that?" "The chat thing?" "The chat thing?" - Stacy M & Janny M (05/22/2020)

"It's ten thousand bucks." - Stacy M (05/17/2020)
singing with a dildo for $10k

"I'm embreased." - Stacy M (05/17/2020)
the drawing i drew as my avatar

"Maybe I should have given them more than one arm each." - Stacy M (05/17/2020)
her drawing

"There's a whole rainbow of penis colors." - Stacy M (05/08/2020)

"It could have been an Onion article..." - Stacy M (09/30/2019)
william's sisters buying the dolphins

"Lenny reads it." - Stacy M (09/30/2019)
my quotes <3

"So do we have to walk on the left side of the..." - Stacy M (09/28/2019)
they drive on the left side of the road in bermuda!

"I'm still learning this phone..." - Stacy M (09/26/2019)
trying to take a picture

"They're going into that locker room with much more morale!" - Stacy M (09/26/2019)
tnf

"Much more morale!" "Much more morale!" - Stacy M & Janny M (09/26/2019)
we started chanting

"Like corn on the cob... Some people are around the world. Some people are typewriters." - Stacy M (09/14/2019)

"I put tape over the Beats thing because I didn't wanna get mugged." - Stacy M (09/13/2019)
the beats headphones i got her a long time ago

"I didn't make someone draw like a dozen cards." "That's okay. I have an arsenal now." - Brian C & Stacy M (06/15/2019)
played uno at a bar

"There was this old lady... bless her heart..." - Stacy M (06/14/2019)
a story about an old lady complaining about oatmeal

"I just let it up..." "Good for you. I can't." - Stacy M & Bryan S (06/14/2019)

"Is that a hug or a head lock?" "I'm still waiting, I don't know." - Stacy M & Tina D (03/09/2019)

"No, the pancreatitis like filters... stuff..." - Stacy M (03/08/2019)

"It was just a gentile breeze." - Stacy M (03/08/2019)
she blew and knocked down paul's stone henge

"I hold my cards underwater." - Stacy M (03/08/2019)
she wrote this on my quotes sheet three times! said in the hot tub when playing uno

"Um..." - Stacy M (03/02/2019)
she had something to ask the waitress but she walked away

"You gotta get your night started right." - Stacy M (03/01/2019)
7% beer

"I can get in trouble with these. I don't even taste the alcohol." - Stacy M (03/01/2019)
jelopenio migaritas

"It's fun and there's no threat of death." - Stacy M (12/25/2018)
playing super mario world

"Wow, oh, that's a Christmas tree..." - Stacy M (12/14/2018)

"I don't have a Lambo." - Stacy M (12/14/2018)

"Police reported ahead. Not a head! Where's the rest of the body?" - Stacy M (09/08/2018)

"The bags are wet so..." "That's what she said." - Stacy M & Janny M (09/08/2018)

"I try to plop." - Stacy M (09/08/2018)

"Would it make you happy if you have this cup?" - Stacy M (06/26/2018)
she offered me her glass

"You're not allowed to have fun anymore." - Stacy M (04/01/2018)

"Janis, you haven't been quoting me... ugh!" - Stacy M (09/02/2017)

"This is great. I hate shopping." - Stacy M (04/30/2017)

"Which state? Solid, liquid, or gas?" - Stacy M (12/26/2016)
bri was telling stacy where his dad's family lives

"Can I block them like I blocked Mom?" - Stacy M (12/23/2016)

"We're gonna buffalo him." - Stacy M (11/25/2016)
use every part of wiki

"Stolen sweets are sweeter." - Stacy M (11/23/2016)

"I remember going from middle school to high school and people gave you s**t for it." - Stacy M (11/23/2016)
liking pokemon

"It's like what you do." - Stacy M (11/23/2016)
offer your seat

"I thought I had one but you didn't write it down." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
a quote from last night

"Brand new jeans suck. You have to break them in." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
i feel brand new song

"I was gonna wait..." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
alex dropped a beer & it exploded; stacy said ain't no use in complainin

"I'm ready to take one for the team and drink it..." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
an opened coors light noone drank

"Gramatter matters." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)
puns!

"Put my road down towards your brick..." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)

"I'm just trying to think who my friends are." - Stacy M (09/10/2016)

"I was a lesbian, too." - Stacy M (06/25/2016)
in life

"If I'm on my own and not going to be making out with anyone..." - Stacy M (06/25/2016)
she'll smoke a cigarette

"I hope I didn't offend you by stealing that coffee." - Stacy M (06/25/2016)

"They drank her koolaid." - Stacy M (04/26/2016)
hillary supporters

"Is that enough to get it up?" "That's what she said." - Brian C & Stacy M (03/12/2016)
one of the perfect ones

"That's a little dick right there." - Stacy M (03/11/2016)

"Who needs a sorry?" - Stacy M (03/11/2016)

"Change your name to Meg Ryan." - Stacy M (12/26/2015)
so people can't find me when they google me

"If you don't have anything nice to say blog about it." "I think I will." - Sean B & Stacy M (11/26/2015)

"I need to mend the seems or else I'd be like zip!" - Stacy M (11/25/2015)

"It wanted to poo." - Stacy M (10/10/2015)
the bird that flew over her car

"The seat's taken." - Stacy M (10/10/2015) (pic)
like forrest gump

"They were trying to out honk each other." - Stacy M (10/10/2015)

"Get to the point, Mom, I wanna get ice cream." - Stacy M (04/05/2015)
mom was telling a story

"Okay... where to start..." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)

"Yeah, I've gotta get her outta there Wednesday afternoon." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)
mom going to nyc with stac

"So when I visit when I'm thirty five... or eighty..." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)
a free trip after 2938428 points from the bus

"What happened to your hair?" "I have cancer." - Stacy M & Mike A (04/04/2015)

"Quote the random kid." - Stacy M (04/04/2015)
aunt janet telling us a story about a boy

"I love writing. I have a good eye... or hand for it." - Stacy M (12/27/2014)

"Sorry. I was breathing." - Stacy M (11/27/2014)

"You're not going to red line it..." - Stacy M (11/26/2014)
in first gear

"I mean they're cruising down the street and I only hear part of the song so I'm sure it's out of context." - Stacy M (11/26/2014)
she hears a weird line from a song blasting

"My quote had nothing to do with that." - Stacy M (11/26/2014)
what bill cosby is up to

"That's a lemeric. We're talking about rhymes." - Stacy M (12/25/2013)

"You don't like to watch ice skaters fall?" - Stacy M (12/24/2013)
the olympics

"I just wanted to see if it worked..." - Stacy M (07/27/2013)
she honked the horn

"You sure it wasn't you who was drunk?" "I was tipsy." - Dave H & Stacy M (07/27/2013)

"Cash you get to keep." - Stacy M (03/29/2013)
if you find cash somewhere

"If Aunt Ruth were here, she would have already spilled." - Stacy M (03/29/2013)
stacy spilled

"Why did you pick me?" "Cause you asked what a mulligan was." - Janny M & Stacy M (03/29/2013)

"Beat Brian. He always wins." - Stacy M (03/29/2013)

"That does not look like a violin." - Stacy M (03/29/2013)
drawing on scribblish

"I didn't draw enough penises." - Stacy M (03/29/2013)

"They have to have penises. I'm not going to vote for you." - Stacy M (03/29/2013)

"Do you need fifteen cents?" - Stacy M (03/29/2013)
an earlier quiz question mike didn't get

"Did you hear that song 'Let's Have A Ki-Ki'?" "No." "Oh. It sucks." - Stacy M & Janny M (02/17/2013)

"I want this F. I want the F." - Stacy M (02/17/2013)

"Floury?" "No." - Mom & Stacy M (02/17/2013)

"They're no longer useful." - Stacy M (02/17/2013)
put an emphacis on the u since the u's were used

"I don't know where my jacket is. Do I have a jacket?" - Stacy M (12/26/2012)

"The cute guy laughed at you, by the way." "Great." - Janny M & Stacy M (12/22/2012)
i tapped her beer so she had to chug

"I gotta set the bar low." - Stacy M (12/22/2012)
the first singing performance of the night

"I know. I could say that too but I'm not Melissa Etherage." - Stacy M (12/22/2012)
when all your common sense are gone

"I thought I made one over there that was kinda funny." - Stacy M (12/22/2012)
she wasn't making any quotes

"I'm not supposed to eat it..." - Stacy M (08/11/2012)
tobacco-less cigarrette fluid

"You don't have to talk to her like she's a one year old." "She's two." - Janny M & Stacy M (08/11/2012)
cloud, her cat

"Yeah, I don't know any of these people so I just leave them there..." - Stacy M (08/11/2012)
her many friend requests

"I know I'm not fooling anyone with this slush puppy cup but..." - Stacy M (08/11/2012)
we couldn't have open alcohol on the beach so she put it in a slush puppy cup

"...Okay. Passed that test." - Stacy M (08/11/2012)
cops walked by & didn't say anything about her slush puppy cup

"Fat is not a feeling!" - Stacy M (08/11/2012)

"...And cigarettes... Which I'll bum from David..." - Stacy M (08/11/2012)
singing to lady gaga paparazzi

"You forgot to acknowledge that there was also a jalapeño on there..." - Stacy M (08/10/2012)
spicy sushi

"Are you on a leash?" - Stacy M (04/08/2012) (pic)
her bed was on a leash

"Mom, we'll take a real pose when we're all comfortable about it." - Stacy M (02/26/2012)
mom kept taking pictures

"It's like rocket powered wheel chair action." - Stacy M (02/26/2012)
new FDR movie

"Looks aren't everything." - Stacy M (02/26/2012)
talking about david

"There were just a bunch of lonely, old men... harmlessly so..." - Stacy M (01/14/2012)
at mom's bar

"They just want to look at young, cute girls like me and mom... and David." - Stacy M (01/14/2012)

"This hurts my feelings to trade a sheep for a brick." - Stacy M (01/14/2012)

"Thank you for reaffirming I'm not crazy." - Stacy M (01/13/2012)
we play by different rummy rules, so does she

"That seven clearly lead to the fact that I have three kings." - Stacy M (01/13/2012)
she speked with a 7 but had 3 kings

"Yay! I have a road near that five!" - Stacy M (01/13/2012)
catan

"Sheep shunner!" - Stacy M (01/13/2012)
no one wanted sheep

"It's a little bit perfect." - Stacy M (12/25/2011)

"Ball to Bell!" - Stacy M (12/25/2011)
stacy rooting for my fantasy player

"I figure we just have a big... bed... party..." - Stacy M (12/24/2011)
what she's doing for new years

"Unless you're alone in the picture..." - Stacy M (12/24/2011)
drinking beer alone is sad

"Nickleback? They can keep the change." - Stacy M (12/24/2011)

"She went from an eight to a ten." "In who's book?" - Stacy M & Uncle George (12/24/2011)
kim

"It smells good. It's warm." - Stacy M (11/26/2011)
she spilled a candle and cleaned it up with an iron & paper

"I don't do it anymore." - Stacy M (06/25/2011)
pee on decks

"You know... herbs that you can't mess up." - Stacy M (04/23/2011)

"That's a huge cookie." "I know!" - Janny M & Stacy M (04/23/2011)

"Even I can't make these cool." - Stacy M (04/23/2011)
cards

"It's not like I care about the ace or anything..." - Stacy M (04/23/2011)
she wondered where the ace went from the discard pile

"I thought about donating a kidney... but then I couldn't drink so much." "That's the liver." - Stacy M & Brian C (04/23/2011)

"I lost go fish." - Stacy M (04/23/2011)

"Parmesan cheese... it seems not threatening..." - Stacy M (04/23/2011)
you can't just eat it straight

"Well when you say it that way..." - Stacy M (03/20/2011)
the song move your body by eiffel 65

"Do you wanna take a seat? In the only seat blocking the statue?" - Stacy M (03/05/2011) (pic)

"Couldn't you have taken turns on the door?" - Stacy M (03/05/2011)
seriously, the Titanic, Rose & Jack

"I'm glad I like vinegar." - Stacy M (03/05/2011)
her bread was douced in it

"Woodpecker... drills in trees." - Stacy M (03/05/2011)
we were naming species that hurt the planet, none like humans

"Damn, I wish I was your lover." "She's talking about dams." - Stacy M & Seth W (03/05/2011)

"Well we're walking down town so in theory it'll be easier." - Stacy M (03/05/2011)
riiiiight

"Never have I ever... Worn white socks and rested one foot on the other..." - Stacy M (03/05/2011) (pic)
we all were doing that

"I'll assign myself to drink just because I'm thirsty." - Stacy M (03/05/2011)
drinking games

"It has a better camera than my camera." - Stacy M (03/05/2011)
her phone

"To Santa from Lauren?" - Stacy M (12/25/2010)
a mislabeled gift, santa missed his present

"Thanks, Mom. That was precious... not the film..." - Stacy M (12/25/2010)
mom got us autograph postcards from a jockey

"But it's about a dog." - Stacy M (12/24/2010)
raging b***h flying dog beer

"This sucks. Why do you have to be named that?" - Stacy M (12/24/2010)
picking out a beer for uncle mike

"Oh no!" - Stacy M (12/24/2010)
she dropped her keys under her seat

"How are you going to quote that?" - Stacy M (12/24/2010)
uncle george's quote above

"That's too tall... this one." - Stacy M (12/21/2010) (pic)

"Or yeah, just pause it." - Stacy M (12/21/2010)
bri was inflating the bed, stac wanted him to take a pic of us

"F is my favorite." - Stacy M (09/25/2010)
train

"Well, we missed the crosswalk because of you." - Stacy M (09/25/2010)
she had to take pictures of everything

"They're dogs now... they where owls..." - Stacy M (09/25/2010)

"I can't tell you how many pens we've lost." "Pens?" - Janny M & Stacy M & Roshy R (09/25/2010)
pens said at the same time

"I friended her just to give her a friend." - Stacy M (09/24/2010)
mom on fb

"So if my shoes are wet should I put them in a bag of rice?" - Stacy M (11/26/2009)
ipod in rice to dry it... didn't work for me

"Great! Now all I need is a time machine." - Stacy M (09/19/2009)
she had to shovel to dig a hole for a pole but there's a tool called a pole digger

"My good bras... smashed." - Stacy M (08/29/2009)

"These jeans. These jeans." - Stacy M (08/29/2009)
her clothing was messed up

"Stac, do you like speed bumps?" "No." - Brian C & Stacy M (08/28/2009)
she said no in a very cute way

"You look like Children Of The Corn." - Stacy M (08/11/2009)
bri was just standing out there in dad's field

"I don't understand why it had to have this little... wrinkle..." - Stacy M (07/18/2009)

"Why don't you just get a rubber mallet?" "Why don't you just get a rubber face?" "I've thought about it." - Stacy M & Janny M (07/18/2009)

"At least it takes attention away from your bra." "Yeah, that's what I was going for." - Janny M & Stacy M (07/03/2009)
her suspenders

"Trust me, I'll make suspenders cool again." - Stacy M (07/03/2009) (pic)

"So in two more years this can be used again." - Stacy M (07/03/2009)
she found an agenda book with dates

"It's gonna be filled with something, it might as well be dead bodies." - Stacy M (06/14/2009)
a hole

"I'd rather smell like a dog than smell like that." "Celine Dion?" - Uncle George & Stacy M (06/13/2009)
celine dion perfume

"What are we meeting in some back alley, sure? This is just..." - Stacy M (05/01/2009)

"To each his bone." - Stacy M (04/18/2009)
lol

"Gay? Pink Floyd? Gay?" - Stacy M (04/18/2009)

"I'm pounding this coke pretty hard." - Stacy M (04/18/2009)

"Yeah, that's affective." - Stacy M (04/18/2009)
damn forgot what it was

"So how are you supposed to stroke the ball down the stretch?" - Stacy M (04/18/2009)

"I have to edit my bracket." - Stacy M (04/18/2009)
fantacy basketball or some junk

"Yeah, that sounds a little too elaborate for her right now." - Stacy M (04/18/2009)
writing a quote, talking about me

"What else can we find?" "Oh, God." - Stacy M & Roshy R (03/27/2009)
looking through the alcohol books

"I should weed through my friends." - Stacy M (03/27/2009)

"Where are you taking that?" "Over there." "Why?" "I don't know." - Stacy M & Robbie W (02/22/2009)
taking his sandwich someplace but he didn't know why

"Look, babe, your food is already here." "Eat it, Robbie." - Stacy M & Janny M (01/16/2009)
placement had picture of food on it

"I wasn't very pleased with it. It's not how I want to remember her paw." - Stacy M (01/16/2009)
they pushed tina's paw down really hard they must have

"She's in a pretty little cherry oak box..." - Stacy M (01/16/2009)
tina

"You don't bury ashes." - Stacy M (01/16/2009)

"I wouldn't be doing that in front of my face." - Stacy M (01/16/2009)
try to pull a sward out

"Do you get email on your blackberry, dawg?" "Yeah." - Janny M & Stacy M (01/01/2009)

"I'm really frustrated with this." "Your face." "That too." - Stacy M & Janny M (12/24/2008)

"I'm like backstage." - Stacy M (10/31/2008)
doing things

"Why are you drinking Pepsi?" "Because Megan is and I thought she's cool so..." - Stacy M & Robbie W (10/18/2008)

"Do you like the new car smell?" "Yeah, mildew." - Stacy M & Uncle George (08/24/2008)
dad's truck

"It's a journey of flavors..." "Does it say that on the bottle?" "No, I just made it up." - Stacy M & Janny M (08/16/2008)
the mango baccardi i got

"You're such a good girl." "Thanks." - Janny M & Stacy M (08/02/2008)
i was talking to my puppy

"That's a man's umbrella." - Stacy M (07/27/2008) (pic)
u'll see the pic

"He was a speedo man." - Stacy M (07/19/2008)
my dad

"Why don't we each take one non life threatening load at a time?" - Stacy M (06/21/2008)
i was overloading to make it faster

"He says 'one more beer and I'll get out of here', he has like three more." - Stacy M (06/08/2008)
my uncle george can drink!

"Brian is a strapping young man." - Stacy M (05/31/2008)
bri knows how to strap things

"Sip! Sip! Sip!" - Stacy M (04/05/2008)
instead of chug! chug! chug!

"I'm still in my fiber glass clothes." - Stacy M (04/05/2008)

"No raccoon in there?" "Nope, no raccoon... It was pre raccoon." - Janny M & Stacy M (02/23/2008)

"Right there, there's a bunch of bars so when I turn twenty one this year..." - Stacy M (02/16/2008)
bars next to her new appt

"If I had a boy, I wanted it to be named Damian but then Robbie said we're just asking for a bad kid." - Stacy M (02/16/2008)

"What are you saying about females?" - Stacy M (02/16/2008)

"I can see it being a transsexual." - Stacy M (02/16/2008)
brian's car

"Can I decide before you bias me?" - Stacy M (01/18/2008)
picking out dad's flower arrangements

"Your face is too much yellow..." "... It's true." - Janny M & Stacy M (01/18/2008)

"Your face is like a box." "Thank you... Is that supposed to be an insult? I like boxes." - Janny M & Stacy M (01/18/2008)

"Just get here." - Stacy M (01/16/2008)
talking to robbie, then she hung up

"She says that she's a worthless piece of s**t and I don't disagree." - Stacy M (01/14/2008)

"She has a big one, Mom, why would she want a small one?" - Stacy M (01/14/2008)
snickers bar

"Family lounge... one chair." - Stacy M (01/12/2008)
at the hospitol

"Another present from Mom... Quality present guaranteed." - Stacy M (12/25/2007)
mom doesn't give quality presents

"Go whoo!" "It's a replay, Janis." - Janny M & Stacy M (08/13/2007)

"Yeah, natural chemicals... Arcinic." - Stacy M (06/17/2007)

"Well, it wasn't raining in the parking garage." - Stacy M (01/15/2007)

"Solo... single." "Shut up." - Brian C & Stacy M (01/14/2007)

"Twon... I'm moving on..." - Stacy M (01/16/2006)

"I'm finally going to get rid of this J." "Job?" - Brian C & Stacy M (01/16/2006)

"Ou, that was a little passive aggressive." - Stacy M (01/16/2006)

"Well, look familiar... J in the corner... Taking people's spots?" - Stacy M (01/16/2006)
brian put JET in the corner in scrabble

"I only have eight left." - Stacy M (07/21/2005)
she burnt a finger and cut another one or something

"Janis, I'm going like five." - Stacy M (06/20/2004)

"Yeah, it's like car henge." - Stacy M (01/23/2004)

"He went up, you went over." - Stacy M (01/10/2004)

"Wow, they give you a kitten for each day!" - Stacy M (01/10/2004)

"See, the person didn't even do the butter bridge." - Stacy M (01/10/2004)

"It was like who's calling my Dad, Dad?" - Stacy M (01/08/2004)

"Yeah, there's turtles there." - Stacy M (01/04/2004)

"What a stupid sacrifice." - Stacy M (01/04/2004)

"An hour... two at most." - Stacy M (12/25/2003)
mimicking from titanic

"Big Mama's not in this one." - Stacy M (12/25/2003)

"Well, I'm going to try the castle now... it's been good knowing you." - Stacy M (12/25/2003)

"Sorry, I got it confused with Disney." - Stacy M (12/20/2003)

"Now, we only have twenty lives!" - Stacy M (12/20/2003)

"Now you think I'm stupid." "Naw, I always thought you were stupid." - Stacy M & Janny M (12/20/2003)

"At least we're getting tons of bananas." - Stacy M (12/20/2003)

"Are those pants?" - Stacy M (12/20/2003)
it was a shirt!

"I hope you die on the N... or right after it's fine." - Stacy M (12/20/2003)

"I don't get B's in theater." - Stacy M (12/20/2003)

"Christmas fund matures... collect a hundred... properties." - Stacy M (11/27/2003)
they were playing monopoly w/o $$

"Doctors fee... get one property." - Stacy M (11/27/2003)

"That's a nice shirt." "That's some nice trash." - Paul H & Stacy M (11/01/2003)

"Who are you talking to?" "We're talking amongst ourselves." - Mom & Stacy M (08/30/2003)
stac was talking to muncle ike

"And I have... oh, never mind." - Stacy M (08/30/2003)
every1 offered to pay for pauls gas, lol, whatever, i drove!

"No... home boys don't die their hair." - Stacy M (08/30/2003)
we all dyed our hair blue!

"Just don't do it." - Stacy M (08/30/2003)

"I'll wait until she gets down so she has to walk up again." - Stacy M (08/30/2003)

"Don't you wanna know what flavor pop sickle you are?" - Stacy M (08/08/2003)

"Do you get the green ketchup?" "No, that's gross. Nobody wants that." - Stacy M & Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"Have you seen a humming bird before?" "In Pocahontas." "Yeah, that doesn't count." - Aunt Janet & Stacy M (08/08/2003)

"You're not on here at all, Mom." - Stacy M (08/08/2003)

"Water proof my... my... chair!" - Stacy M (08/02/2003)
she got sun burnt really bad in o c

"He seems like an exotic bird keeper to me." - Stacy M (07/23/2003)
lol, talking about schwenke's animals, i'm going to b pet sitting for!

"But doesn't he? He seems like a really sophisticated domestic wildlife bird trainer or something." - Stacy M (07/23/2003)
lol

"Hey! I found a quarter!" - Stacy M (07/17/2003)

"Can you get fired for something like that?" "No, paying in pennies... it's payment." - Janny M & Stacy M (07/17/2003)

"I mean two hundred, seventy three... pennies." - Stacy M (07/17/2003)

"Does D C 1 0 1 have good music?" "Yeah... they also have good commercials." - Janny M & Stacy M (07/16/2003)
as i flipped to it, there were commercials

"It's going to get everywhere." "They have vaccuum." - Mom & Stacy M (07/08/2003)

"Max combo twenty nine." "I only got nine." - Stacy M & Janny M (07/08/2003)

"Alright, no more shoe talk... we're in front of the dude." - Stacy M (07/08/2003)
we always kick our shoes off on this 1 ride! it's cool!

"No, it won't. You leave the screen and it's gone." - Stacy M (07/04/2003)

"I told you, the balloon, the air... it messes with you." - Stacy M (07/04/2003)

"Now what?" "Watch out." - Janny M & Stacy M (07/04/2003)

"Nothing, I wanna be little." - Stacy M (07/04/2003)

"It doesn't say 'refills are not for free', it says 'Subway is a proud sponsor of the american heart walk'." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"The speed limit is forty. Drop to thirty five." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"Twenty five miles per hour! What are you trying to do? Kill us?" - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"They must have seen us rocking out and thought 'hmm, I bet those people know where they're going'." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)
we like rock while we drive, it's funnnn

"You can't pick up the bottom ones... you'll fall through." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"You lose Yoshi... I've done it before." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"We still have some unfinished business here... we never connected it to the castle." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"Aw... I was trying to get the line." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"Please let me in... aww." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"Haha. I knocked off your flower." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"Cause the big and tasty is really big... and tasty." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"No... it's not a major castle." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"Don't be just a coin." - Stacy M (07/03/2003)

"It's so mean, yet so funny." - Stacy M (07/02/2003)

"I like how she fetches. Like with Rocky, I had to throw it, then I'd have to go get it." - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"Dot coma?" - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"Mom, I go to work at two tomorrow." "Okay." - Stacy M & Uncle Mike (06/28/2003)
he did a girly voice, lol

"Yeah, cause it went the other way, stupid thing." - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"I like the silver coins, they make me happy." - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"I call him print, Paul print." - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"That hurt me once... I think it did." - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"Where are your smilie face cards?" - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"Yeah, Tony loved Ace Of Base." - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"That's my man, so you best be steppin'." - Stacy M (06/28/2003)

"Ha. Smash it with a hundred?" "No way." - Janny M & Stacy M (06/28/2003)
there was a bug!

"Hahahaha." "Yeah, I know." - Roshy R & Stacy M (06/01/2003)
she had white powder over her shirt

"You have dial up?" "Yeah." "Ahum." - Roshy R & Stacy M (06/01/2003)

"How could you?" - Stacy M (06/01/2003)

"Ya, ya... no, no." - Stacy M (06/01/2003)

"Your bar of soap phone?" - Stacy M (05/31/2003)

"Maybe a murder happened." "No, there'd be an outline in chalk." - Roshy R & Stacy M (05/31/2003)

"I knew it would only take five minutes. Why does she have to go and make things so complicated?" - Stacy M (05/22/2003)

"Screw that, I'll just guess. It's two hundred." - Stacy M (03/22/2003)

"If you domalish all your houses, I'll land on them." - Stacy M (03/22/2003)

"Notice how they made all the girls ugly except Pocahontas." - Stacy M (03/22/2003)

"I wish my name was Pocahontas so everyone could call me Poky." - Stacy M (03/22/2003)

"We knew his name was Kocoum... 'Should I marry Kocoum?'" - Stacy M (03/22/2003)

"She's a dendrefeliack." "Stop making fun of me... I mean Pocahontas." - Janny M & Stacy M (03/22/2003)

"What were Kocoums last words?" "Kocoum." - Stacy M & Janny M (03/22/2003)

"Sorry bout that." "Yeah, me too." - Smokey & Stacy M (10/13/2002)

"They sell them in assorted sizes." - Stacy M (07/29/2002)

"Now you've got them all disconbobulated." - Stacy M (07/29/2002)

"Hey! That's Miss Plitt from our school!" - Stacy M (07/22/2002)
Mrs. Plitt was there @ the fireside eating in a table close to ours