Person Info
| Name: | Uncle Mike |
|---|---|
| Description: | my uncle! |
| Know From: | Family |
| Top Person?: | No |
| Active?: | No |
| Number Of Quotes: | 229 |
| Making Quotes From: | Sunday, May 12, 2002 - Saturday, February 12, 2022 |
| Average Number Of Quotes Per Month: | 1.0 |
| Average Number Of Quotes Per Year: | 11.6 |
Last 10 Quotes
"They all had doctor in quotes." - Uncle Mike (02/12/2022)
bri's health insurance had very few doctors
"Still to this day. No birds on ninety five." - Uncle Mike (02/12/2022)
after he drove his diesel
"I don't know. I don't f**king know." - Uncle Mike (11/20/2021)
he thought all his life he was native american but turns out he isn't
"I hope she's burning in hell right now... yelling at my child." - Uncle Mike (11/20/2021)
one of their older neighbors
"I'm more Jewish than Native American!" - Uncle Mike (11/20/2021)
"And she's like, 'we're outta here.'" - Uncle Mike (04/25/2020)
"Not the site for that but okay." - Uncle Mike (04/25/2020)
racism on linkedin
"Black Pearl? That's a ship! You got her a pirate ship?" - Uncle Mike (12/25/2019)
what mom got aunt janet; it wasn't a pirate ship though
"Three hundred fifty dollars for a f**king clock." - Uncle Mike (11/11/2019)
it was a pepsi clock
"Ocean City you can get alcohol anywhere. You can go to Toys R Us and get beer." - Uncle Mike (02/02/2019)