On This Day

"Have you considered making meth?" - Heidi C (04/16/2024)

"You're so cute with your big brown eyes." "Thank you but my eyes are green." - Janny M & Heidi C (04/16/2024)
i was talking to lando

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"Jen, we don't go to the hospital for stupid." - Cheryl R (04/16/2022)

"I don't expect sober you to remember this either." - Cheryl R (04/16/2022)

"...It's like black out conditions..." "White out." - Jen R & Shawn R (04/16/2022)

"It won't be the first time it won't be the last." - Brian C (04/16/2022)

"Yes cause half an inch is a massive f**king snow storm." - Shawn R (04/16/2022)

"From somebody older to somebody younger..." - Chris Wi (04/16/2021)
a lot of us were drinking so this sounded funny

"Cause I'm funny." - Megan Wi (04/16/2021)
i told megan to look at quotes & she's close to the top

"That's some bulls**t, yo." - Megan Wi (04/16/2021)
that i'm #1 for quotes

"I decided to put some effort into my appearance." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)

"It's really wet and moist..." "That's what she said." - Megan Wi & Janny M (04/16/2017)

"The rest of my family is not adventurous like not trying new food or going outside the state of Louisiana." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)

"You need to come back when you can drink because I don't know what to do with you." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)
her cousin who visited is only 19

"I'm like your Easter basket." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)
full of eggs; his precious cargo

"And it's so quiet. I was wondering why and it was because everybody was signing." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)
they went to a deaf school

"The only s**ts I have..." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)

"Jesus made water out of wine." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)
lol impressive

"I'm gonna start looking for Jeeps..." - Megan Wi (04/16/2017)
she is obsessed with getting a jeep

"But he's going places in life now... What does he work at a gym?" - Matt Wi (04/16/2017)

"The problem was dealt with." - Matt Wi (04/16/2017)
people who bullied megan

"Bird... housing accommodations." - Erin L (04/16/2016)
she bought a bird house

"Every calorie counts." "Not if you don't count it." - Janny M & Jeff D (04/16/2016)

"Ah, this guy. Wow." - Alex B (04/16/2016)
bri made a pun

"The history channel created porn?" - Janny M (04/16/2016)

"I believe you but I'll look it up." - Megan Wi (04/16/2014)
if she can put a glass container in the oven

"Yeah, they're cute in a zoo." - Megan Wi (04/16/2014)
racoons

"It's bread!" - Megan Wi (04/16/2014)
she used hotdog rolls for our bread with speghetti

"So I need to be smart." - Megan Wi (04/16/2014)

"Remember, Matt doesn't sleep with married women." - Brian C (04/16/2014)

"She probably went back to New York to have sex with like twenty people." - Matt Wi (04/16/2014)

"So you guys were being all weird and I don't even remember." - Matt Wi (04/16/2014)

"Where am I going to find $500?" "I don't know. Every other bill." - Janny M & Brian C (04/16/2011) (pic)
i was quite wealthy

"It was college! You go on walks with people late at night!" - Leslie B (04/16/2010)
not with other people's potential boyfriends!

"What are they going to do with condoms and dildos?" - Brian C (04/16/2010)
leslie said when she was in costa rica monkeys stole things from her bag

"You're going on vacation... You gotta have sex." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)

"I was about to drink this." - Leslie B (04/16/2010) (pic)
it's a candle

"He didn't even come see us." "That's okay. Let me just push these up a little bit." - Janny M & Leslie B (04/16/2010)
the manager skipped our table, leslie pushed up her boobs

"Yep, we're solid, Leslie, obviously." - Brian C (04/16/2010)

"Whatever, that's because I moved the ball closer to the balls. - Janny M (04/16/2010)
bri got a good shot

"If only I hit it harder... That's what he said." - Janny M (04/16/2010)

"Yes, a bone... not a boner." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)

"That was loud." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)

"Why did you leave? I mean I know why but why?" - Leslie B (04/16/2010)

"I'm your friend and I care about you... I don't care about you all the time but..." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)

"Ah, why do I ask questions?" - Howard T (04/16/2009)

"Toilet paper, why would it write on toilet paper?" - Howard T (04/16/2009)

"I wasn't running my fingers through your fro." - Howard T (04/16/2009)

"See, I have to go." "No! ...How long?" "I don't know. Could be days." - Howard T & Janny M (04/16/2008)

"You're the one who brought it up." "Yes, but I'm not the one straddling my grandmother." - Janny M & Howard T (04/16/2008)

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"Don't be like turning on a lamp." - Dr Mills (04/16/2004)

"Haha, Greatful Dead is dead." - Janny M (04/16/2004)

"No, they should be called the Ungreatful Dead." - Janny M (04/16/2004)

"If you want things to change, you're gonna have to bitch." - Prof Hughes (04/16/2003)

"Want me to read the question?" "I think I know the question." - Person In Philosophy & Dr Mappes (04/16/2003)
she was stalling

"I don't think monkey's use condoms." - Dr Mappes (04/16/2003)

"You're not that smart." "Shut up! I will be one day." - Janny M & Tricia B (04/16/2003)

"Never mind, I can squeeze." - Tricia B (04/16/2003)

"Get up and dance." "If you pay me." - Tricia B & Janny M (04/16/2003)

"The Janis method. She's my role model." - Leslie B (04/16/2003)

"Would have been nice to pay attention." "Statement said after the final." - Leslie B & Chris Sm (04/16/2003)

"Yeah. I had her before. She's not that good." - Janny M (04/16/2003)
talking about the queen

"Eighty five points! I'm rolling in it." - Janny M (04/16/2003)

"It's still anybody except David's game." - Janny M (04/16/2003)

"... Which means somebody's hording face cards." - Leslie B (04/16/2003)

"I didn't break five hundred, did I?" "Why would you?" - Janny M & Tricia B (04/16/2003)