On This Day

"You don't wanna hold it for me?" - Sabrina P (10/04/2021)

"Well apparently we're all being poisoned." "Well I knew that." - Janny M & Sabrina P (10/04/2021)
latest last week tonight about tephlon

"How do you know what the seeds are?" "One has a dick." - Janny M & Aaron E (10/04/2021)
avocado seeds

"Can we have dessert for dinner?" - Sabrina P (10/04/2021)
recipes we want to try

"And I don't blame the guy for being wasted... I like getting wasted..." - Aaron E (10/04/2021)

"I was wondering if they were smoking bowls or something." - Sabrina P (10/04/2021)

"Yeah, I wasn't thinking when it was time to yell at someone." - Megan Wi (10/04/2020)
sons rex and rhett

"It was like on your stomach like a pregnant woman." - Megan Wi (10/04/2020)
tuperwere

"Can you not sit in my suitcase, please?" - Megan Wi (10/04/2019)
rex

"He's making dat money." - Matt Wi (10/04/2019)

"Well I guess somebody ordered pizza..." - Matt Wi (10/04/2019)
why i was on a military base

"Wiki looks smaller here." - Megan Wi (10/04/2019)
over their house

"That's puke orange." - Janny M (10/04/2014)
shawn & jen's color for their extra room

"Did she kick your dong?" - Janny M (10/04/2014)

"I fixed the gate. You don't have to karate chop it anymore." - Shawn R (10/04/2014)

"Oh s**t!" "What? Did you leave your vibrator in the freezer?" - Jen R & Brian C (10/04/2014)

"Okay. I don't know what day Thanksgiving is on." - Jen R (10/04/2014)
wow

"Is that all you care about is if you get pussy?" - Jen R (10/04/2014)

"Cause lithium doesn't mix well with lithium." - Jen R (10/04/2014)
okay...

"It wouldn't make me." - Shawn R (10/04/2014)
praying mantus during mating

"I got some nuts for you, baby." - Shawn R (10/04/2014)

"She doesn't like being white." - Shawn R (10/04/2014)

"Lord have mercy if my bedroom windows are ever open." - Britney F (10/04/2014)

"Horrible move. You gotta watch it." - Bear M (10/04/2013)

"That's the last thing I need. I have enough personalities as it is." - Bear M (10/04/2013)
an alter ego

"It's not a picture of me, is it?" - Erin L (10/04/2013)

"So my balls are in the front?" - Bear M (10/04/2013)

"I didn't want it gooing everything up." - Erin L (10/04/2013)
water from our beers

"You should get negative points for that." - Erin L (10/04/2013)
b's shot

"He just called you a hooker." "She hooked the ball!" - Janny M & Bear M (10/04/2013)

"Erin, how is it that I did better than you?" "I don't know... It's not fair." - Janny M & Erin L (10/04/2013)

"Guess who the biggest investor is?" "Microsoft." - Brian C & Erin L (10/04/2013)
not sure why she said microsoft

"They're not sketchy... they're drug dealers." - Bear M (10/04/2013)

"He's uneducated." "Na uh, he's a republican." - Bear M & Erin L (10/04/2013)

"No. How many times do I need to check 'never for this site', Firefox?" - Janny M (10/04/2011)

"Do you like to be spanked? ...Oh! Missed!" - Marc G (10/04/2007)
he was wipping his belt

"I hate that man with the passion of a thousand suns." - Dee Dee V (10/04/2005)
talking about lemmert

"Spare no expense at Frostburg State." - Brandy R (10/04/2005)
commenting on the cardboard array thing

"Um... do I want slippers?" - Janny M (10/04/2003)

"Paul suggests I take down my republican sign cause his parents are democrats." - Seth W (10/04/2003)

"I hear voices." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)

"Yes, super." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"Thats, that's lovely." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"It's blue... ish." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)

"They have a reputation to uphold." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"A couple of weeks after the dinosaurs were gone..." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"Well, you can see where they ran out with money, the paint only goes half way up the wood." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"It tastes pink." - Mrs Harich (10/04/2003)

"Here, fat free." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"The developers making his money, I bet." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"He's seventeen, he's fricken jail bait." - Valarie M (10/04/2003)

"Oh, he really does exist." - Mr Harich (10/04/2003)

"Janis... my mom sleeping in my room?" - David E (10/04/2003)

"You got eighty five points?" "Negative." - Janny M & David E (10/04/2003)

"That's a lot of staff." - Mr Emery (10/04/2003)

"Hey, I went on the eight year plan!" - Ms K Emery (10/04/2003)

"You felt so grown up." - Ms K Emery (10/04/2003)
ur own mail box

"It doesn't matter, they don't have my pie." - Ms K Emery (10/04/2003)

"That's what happens when you went to college thirty years ago." - Mr Emery (10/04/2003)

"Well, we blame you because you played it." - David E (10/04/2003)

"Considering there's no three's in the game, it's a five." - Seth W (10/04/2003)

"There's nothing more manly as seeding the earth." - Brian N (10/04/2003)

"Yeah, yeah, vampires tend to do that." - Brian N (10/04/2003)

"But that was back before Microsoft was evil." - Brian N (10/04/2003)

"Why are there two lumps." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)

"I stopped staring in pornos a long time ago." - Seth W (10/04/2003)

"Go Mitzy Glitter!" - Seth W (10/04/2003)

"Pick up the spare!" - Seth W (10/04/2003)

"You got one! You got one! You got one! Yeah!" - Seth W (10/04/2003)

"No. Look what they did to your name." "Fools." - Leslie B & Seth W (10/04/2003)

"I found a new technique, hitting the ball straight." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)