Roshy R's Quotes
Roshy R has made 436 quotes!
"She's not very smart. There's not a lot going on in there." - Roshy R (09/09/2023)
her cat, weenie
"Alright, well, when I come to your house..." - Roshy R (09/09/2023)
still talking about the poop spot on the wall
"Oh, I'm sorry. Do any of you have a special needs cat?" - Roshy R (09/09/2023)
that poop spot was from weenie
"They're like, 'Yeah, I'll go buy you a toaster from Walmart...'" - Roshy R (09/03/2022)
the toaster at her bagel place is broken
"She has a straight up Hitler mustache." - Roshy R (09/03/2022)
her cat
"The Yaris was making some sounds and there was a weird smell..." - Roshy R (09/03/2022)
"Yeah, cause it's free. M hmm." - Roshy R (03/27/2016)
asking if dylan's case comes with his phone; she will get it
"I wash my hair so..." - Roshy R (03/27/2016)
she's good looking cause she washes her hair
"Have you ever had it? It's disgusting. You should try it." - Roshy R (12/06/2015)
"It's like the name of an album. Racoon in my back yard." - Roshy R (12/06/2015)
"What a selfish wish." - Roshy R (08/28/2015)
i wished for world peace for my birthday
"Just get the eyeball!" - Roshy R (08/28/2015)
a decoration on the dish
"Give Mike and I something to look forward to when we come over." - Roshy R (08/28/2015)
the eye ball decoration on the plate
"But Janet there's an eyeball!" - Roshy R (08/28/2015)
she wouldn't let go of the eyeball idea
"Granny panties?" "Yeah great granny panties." - Janny M & Roshy R (08/28/2015)
"I'm going to throw this away. It's really gross." - Roshy R (08/08/2015)
her gum that was really bad looking
"Okay, you're a hundred." - Roshy R (04/05/2015)
her great grandparents getting a cat
"You'll know what stuff is mine and what's Mike's. Mike's is the girly stuff." - Roshy R (04/05/2015)
"It's like nut meg and ginger and bull s**t." - Roshy R (04/05/2015)
the smell of christmas
"She died last year!" - Roshy R (04/04/2015)
she said this very lively
"Baltimore County?" "Eww." - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (04/04/2015)
"I want to look like a faerie that just walked out of the woods." - Roshy R (11/27/2014)
her hair a mess and twigs & leafs in it
"It's just a cat. It's not a mat." - Roshy R (11/27/2014)
"Dylan's got a different death star." - Roshy R (12/25/2013)
on his shirt; aunt janet got them matching shirts
"They're really bad at training so..." - Roshy R (11/28/2013)
her one job
"This is like the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm like traumatized by this." - Roshy R (03/31/2013)
megan setting cows on fire in minecraft
"We were Megan free..." - Roshy R (11/22/2012)
when megan asked how we were
"How can you remake perfection?" - Roshy R (11/22/2012)
the clue remake
"You look like a bunch of bumble bees. I'm like that's not very threatening..." - Roshy R (11/22/2012)
the steelers throwback uniforms
"There's still no grass for the cats to poop in." - Roshy R (11/22/2012)
megan was building a house in her game with no grass
"So you're not going to put in windows?" - Roshy R (11/22/2012)
no windows in her house she built
"I feel like a hoarder." - Roshy R (04/08/2012)
she keeps all her text messages
"Janet's just like super beast woman or whatever." - Roshy R (06/25/2011)
"Who's going to play the Tom Hanks character?" "Tom Hanks." - Janny M & Roshy R (04/23/2011)
catch me if you can
"I'm just glad the guy isn't a polygamist." "...Yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R (04/23/2011)
the duggars
"I really want this song." - Roshy R (04/23/2011)
clue music
"They're high maintenance in a low maintenance kind of way." - Roshy R (04/23/2011)
snakes
"Who doesn't like jokes?" "There are a lot of people out there, Janis." - Janny M & Roshy R (12/25/2010)
"Cold seats, just like I like them." - Roshy R (12/21/2010)
bri's car
"I'd be like Mia except obnoxious and weird." "So just like Mia?" "Yeah." - Roshy R & Janny M (12/21/2010)
if roshy was a cat
"We're going for flavor, not drunkenness." - Roshy R (12/21/2010)
our shots
"I apologize for all her negligence." - Roshy R (12/21/2010)
bri was mad at me
"I don't wanna hug you with soup." - Roshy R (11/25/2010)
she was eating soup
"What are you eating, Cloud? ...It's gone now." - Roshy R (09/26/2010)
"That one's too thick for me." "That's what she said." - Roshy R & Janny M (09/26/2010)
she gave me her old drawing pen
"I mean, they're only like nine years old... They should be fine." - Roshy R (09/26/2010)
the combos i bought had an expiration date of 01, we think
"Gmail's retarded." "Gmail's awesome..." - Roshy R & Person On NYC Bus 9/26/10 (09/26/2010)
it was perfect, roshy said that, then the girl on the cell phone said it
"Your face needs to be funny." "I think it's very funny." - Janny M & Roshy R (09/25/2010)
"I wanna find Balto!" - Roshy R (09/25/2010)
the statue in central park
"Been in dirty New York all day? Febreeze yourself." - Roshy R (09/25/2010)
i was
"He gets drunk every night." - Roshy R (09/25/2010)
"There's only one place to eat, didn't you know?" - Roshy R (09/25/2010)
NYC
"I can't tell you how many pens we've lost." "Pens?" - Janny M & Stacy M & Roshy R (09/25/2010)
pens said at the same time
"How do I connect this into one?" - Roshy R (09/25/2010)
pic of bags
"Do I have to make you a 'sippin on haterade' T shirt, too?" - Roshy R (09/24/2010)
"There's a time and place for leopard pants." - Roshy R (09/24/2010)
"I was the bigger man and took the grape side." - Roshy R (09/24/2010)
there was a grape under our seat which got really sticky
"There's only one Leo I can't stand." "Leo DeCaprio?" - Roshy R & Patty F (09/24/2010)
roshy was talking about the sign
"Whatever, it's hot." - Roshy R (09/24/2010)
skimpy pajamas, i whistled
"I was like B Y E. She was like 'what does that stand for?'." - Roshy R (07/04/2010)
aunt janet
"I was blowing my nose the whole way. Everyone loved me." - Roshy R (07/04/2010)
on the plane from europe
"I need both of them." - Roshy R (07/04/2010)
she was sitting in two chairs
"You can tag me but I don't think anyone's gonna know." - Roshy R (07/04/2010)
she doesn't have fb
"Never sleep with Janis." "Damn. Cross that off on my things to do." - Brian C & Roshy R (07/04/2010)
"How does he turn into a bunch of flowers?" - Roshy R (12/17/2009)
kung fo panda... the turtle turns into flowers?!?
"I don't understand people who don't know how to use a camera... They're like, 'Do you know how to take a picture? You just have to push this button.' I'm like, 'Really? Cause my camera doesn't work like that at all.'" - Roshy R (12/17/2009)
"Full? That's B S." - Roshy R (03/27/2009)
"Did that say Drunkin Deli? Oh, Dunkin Deli." - Roshy R (03/27/2009)
"What else can we find?" "Oh, God." - Stacy M & Roshy R (03/27/2009)
looking through the alcohol books
"But he's just got a white poof." - Roshy R (03/27/2009)
chaaz & size_t's tails look alike
"Saint Lucia? I went there." - Roshy R (03/27/2009)
alchoholic drink
"It's like right on the bone..." - Roshy R (02/10/2009)
chaas bit her on her nose
"McCain can't do it though." "Well, I mean..." - Janny M & Roshy R (01/01/2009)
jumping jacks, or so says bri
"No rat poison added." - Roshy R (10/31/2008)
her cigarette
"I'm only flammable, it's okay." - Roshy R (10/31/2008)
her costume was close to the fire we had going
"She has like vaginal diseases." - Roshy R (10/31/2008)
"Oh my God, it's a house!" - Roshy R (12/25/2007)
i said mom brought her house cause she brought so much stuff
"We had a bread box that said 'bread'." - Roshy R (07/09/2006)
"People like mail us seeds..." - Roshy R (06/25/2006)
"Maybe that's something to do..." - Roshy R (06/25/2006)
the phone rang
"Hey, what's up? I've been dating a bunch of strippers." - Roshy R (01/05/2006)
her dad dated strippers before aunt janet
"And look, he's a caveman. Why is he wearing a hat?" - Roshy R (01/05/2006)
"Houses always have attics... except this one." - Roshy R (01/01/2006)
"Damn it with those buffalo wings." - Roshy R (01/01/2006)
"It's comforting to know that he's down there dying." - Roshy R (08/01/2005)
talking about mags... what a drain on society
"Stop breathing!" - Roshy R (07/14/2005)
loki kept barking bark bark bark!!!
"I wish my name was Jason." "I don't." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/01/2005)
"What's your favorite food? Uh, strawberry condoms, of course!" - Roshy R (07/01/2005)
"Don't get anything on it cause you're three." - Roshy R (06/27/2005)
"His face looks red... maybe that's just his wrinkle." - Roshy R (06/23/2005)
"The guy would be like 'penis, ew, anyways, back to me'." - Roshy R (06/23/2005)
"They were like 'it's blah blah blah hotmail'." - Roshy R (06/23/2005)
"Gosh, it's so bright out here, I need my sun glasses." - Roshy R (06/18/2005)
it was night time
"Loki, go away. I'm drawing a sad lion." - Roshy R (06/15/2005)
"Yeah, he messed up my Dad's goblet!" - Roshy R (06/13/2005)
"I want a cake that says justice." - Roshy R (06/13/2005)
"I used to be like not even a size yet." - Roshy R (06/13/2005)
"She's kinda pretty from far away." - Roshy R (06/12/2005)
"Then you have to microwave it and push all those buttons!" - Roshy R (06/12/2005)
"Your phone looks like one of those phones that you like..." "Eat?" - Roshy R & Janny M (06/11/2005)
"Hi, I'm a mermaid thing." "Hi, I'm Janis. I write quotes." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/10/2005)
"Faerie style window... hello?" - Roshy R (06/04/2005)
"I saw it and I was like that better be there tomorrow... and it wasn't..." - Roshy R (05/29/2005)
talking about, well, u don't wanna know
"He like showers with it." - Roshy R (01/01/2005)
uncle mike & his phone
"Yeah, but all of us combined, we could do stuff." - Roshy R (11/24/2004)
"Yeah, his fur is really oily... he needs Head And Shoulders." - Roshy R (03/27/2004)
milo's fur
"It's just kinda discolored. It's old chocolate." - Roshy R (03/27/2004)
"Ew, it kinda looks like poop." "Just a little bit." - Janny M & Roshy R (03/27/2004)
"Well it looked like it was done." - Roshy R (03/27/2004)
"Shh! Don't... shut up!" - Roshy R (01/19/2004)
"I'm so cool that I thought of that." - Roshy R (01/19/2004)
"I don't think you wanna color your clown brown... I just made a rhyme." - Roshy R (01/19/2004)
"I mean, it's around fattening food all day, so how can it not be fattening?" - Roshy R (01/19/2004)
mc donalds salads
"I love this song, actually." - Roshy R (01/17/2004)
"Well, I mean, you don't have that much skill." - Roshy R (01/17/2004)
"Oh... eww..." - Roshy R (01/17/2004)
"So, she has to talk to someone." - Roshy R (01/17/2004)
"You were in its way." - Roshy R (01/17/2004)
"Score... two points!" "For what? Missing?" - Uncle Mike & Roshy R (01/17/2004)
"Where are the thingies that you put your hands on?" - Roshy R (01/13/2004)
"You need manly toast... like this." - Roshy R (01/12/2004)
"I dropped a pea... where is it?" - Roshy R (01/12/2004)
"I'm watching the kids." "Where's Dylan?" "I don't know." - Roshy R & Janny M (01/12/2004)
"Why are you guys back in?" "Daddy has to go get his beer." - Dylan R & Roshy R (01/10/2004)
"I'm like 'if I'm not there, the phone doesn't get answered'." - Roshy R (01/10/2004)
"That's, umm, when you're old I think." - Roshy R (01/10/2004)
"What was it? She said something really smart." - Roshy R (01/10/2004)
"I didn't know what to do for go, so I just put go." - Roshy R (01/08/2004)
"Go away... I'm trying to use the bathroom!" - Roshy R (01/08/2004)
"This is a Janet question." - Roshy R (01/08/2004)
"What house? The White House?" - Roshy R (01/08/2004)
"And the Senate meets at the where?" - Roshy R (01/08/2004)
"So they each meet at their different houses?" - Roshy R (01/08/2004)
"Oh, nothing. The effort of trying to get up." - Roshy R (01/05/2004)
"Go to the bathroom." "I am. That's why I took this turn." - Janny M & Roshy R (01/05/2004)
"Gravy's in the way." - Roshy R (01/05/2004)
"Why is somebody's stuff on my stuff? I need to wash clothes too!" - Roshy R (01/04/2004)
"We can always put it on afterward." "Yeah." - Uncle Mike & Roshy R (01/04/2004)
she just said that
"That's awesome. I made that up!" - Roshy R (01/04/2004)
"I just don't like the music for the star." - Roshy R (01/04/2004)
"No, I was on video arcade." - Roshy R (01/04/2004)
"I missed a step." - Roshy R (01/03/2004)
"Get off the tie!" - Roshy R (01/02/2004)
"Well, you know what? Bitsy thinks so." - Roshy R (01/02/2004)
"Scoopify? Is that a word?" - Roshy R (01/02/2004)
"I'm not a ball person." - Roshy R (12/31/2003)
"I was too cool to get one of those." - Roshy R (12/31/2003)
"He's bitting you." "Yeah, well when doesn't he?" - Janny M & Roshy R (12/29/2003)
"Well, maybe Daddy or Dylan had to go to the bathroom?" "Na, that's not it." - Roshy R & Janny M (12/29/2003)
"Oh, look! There she isn't." - Roshy R (12/29/2003)
"Daddy'll always go if Chris is coming over, 'that's not him'." - Roshy R (12/29/2003)
"It's funny and it's dumb." "Kinda like you?" - Roshy R & Janny M (12/29/2003)
"You can't braid with two!" - Roshy R (12/28/2003)
"They sung that on Dora, and I sang along!" - Roshy R (12/28/2003)
"What are you doing on the window?" - Roshy R (12/28/2003)
"It would take me three weeks to clean her room." "Shut up!" - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (12/28/2003)
"I'm not Sething, she's Sething." - Roshy R (12/27/2003)
"Milo, I'm so hungry and I can't find the mayonnaise." - Roshy R (12/26/2003)
"I was going to say, that's a pretty big bra." - Roshy R (12/26/2003)
"He's just like 'where's the dot'?" - Roshy R (12/26/2003)
"Oh, look, I'm on." - Roshy R (12/25/2003)
"I'm not sure hot stuff and Pokemon go together." - Roshy R (12/25/2003)
"I thought you said 'ice stripper', and I was like 'what's that?'" - Roshy R (12/24/2003)
"You know, that piece of paper will be worth a lot one day." "I'll keep it." - Janny M & Roshy R (12/24/2003)
a quotes paper
"She doesn't like anything like this, my mom sucks!" - Roshy R (12/24/2003)
"Ew, disgusting. Angels smell bad!" - Roshy R (12/24/2003)
"What color do you want, Dylan? We have blue, green, blue, or green." - Roshy R (12/23/2003)
"For twenty years it tastes pretty good." - Roshy R (12/22/2003)
"Hey, they can't make new ones!" "I know!" - Janny M & Roshy R (12/22/2003)
care bears
"Janet, Megan has a... dirty dipper." - Roshy R (12/22/2003)
"What if he makes the face?" - Roshy R (12/21/2003)
"We should put down tea." - Roshy R (12/21/2003)
grocery list, aj has like 239473 bags of tea!
"What's this? Oh, it's tea, not like we don't have enough of that." - Roshy R (12/21/2003)
"What do I look like? The magical popcorn faerie?" - Roshy R (12/21/2003)
yes
"Ew, but they're so..." "Dead?" - Roshy R & Janny M (12/21/2003)
"Let the little girl die... she's pointless." - Roshy R (12/21/2003)
"I don't eat broken candy canes... ou, now I do." - Roshy R (12/20/2003)
it just dropped
"I hate the rhino. Stupid rhino." "I love the rhino!" - Janny M & Roshy R (12/20/2003)
"I was about to say, doesn't that sound like a bee?" - Roshy R (12/20/2003)
"That's a pretty sword." - Roshy R (12/20/2003)
it killed us
"Who's throwing the beetles?" "The pants, Dylan." - Dylan R & Roshy R (12/20/2003)
"It reminds me of a Disney movie." - Roshy R (12/20/2003)
"Shut up! Where are the boxers?" - Roshy R (12/20/2003)
"That's a cat?" - Roshy R (12/19/2003)
"Chocolate? Well, that's certainly okay." - Roshy R (11/29/2003)
"Here, take your fingers." - Roshy R (11/29/2003)
"I'm going to attach poke balls to my..." - Roshy R (11/29/2003)
"My ears are going to blow off!" - Roshy R (11/29/2003)
"Why? There's an A T M by the food court or she's one right here." - Roshy R (11/29/2003)
"That has a quote on it." - Roshy R (11/28/2003)
"Rochelle, you're such a mess." "It's a globby piece of... glob." - Janny M & Roshy R (11/27/2003)
"No, this is not 'hi, this is Lisa', it's you picking up the phone." - Roshy R (11/26/2003)
"Well, I think there's something going on there." - Roshy R (11/08/2003)
about paul & seth
"To me, there's no food... cause it's all fattening." - Roshy R (10/25/2003)
"Well, the crumbs can make a bigger cookie." - Roshy R (10/25/2003)
"Dylan don't have a spaz." - Roshy R (10/25/2003)
"That's because you made it." - Roshy R (10/25/2003)
"These cookies aren't very big." - Roshy R (10/25/2003)
i think they were
"What's this? These are stubs?" - Roshy R (10/25/2003)
"Why?" "I don't know. Because I have nothing better to do. I have no life." - Janny M & Roshy R (09/28/2003)
"Who the crap wants to talk to me?" - Roshy R (09/28/2003)
"Daddy... Potato chips?" - Roshy R (09/28/2003)
"I don't want the bag. The chips are fattening." - Roshy R (09/27/2003)
"Good. I don't have to talk to him, I can just leave a message." - Roshy R (09/27/2003)
"Why would we see Paul? We have better things to do." - Roshy R (09/27/2003)
"I want the Sarah belt, but do you think it'll fit me?" - Roshy R (09/27/2003)
"I'm going to get that for christmas, too!" - Roshy R (09/26/2003)
dora chair
"Well, you can just lie." - Roshy R (09/26/2003)
"Bad karma..." - Roshy R (08/30/2003)
she coughed b4, sooo funny
"I wanna win!" - Roshy R (08/30/2003)
"My ice cream!" - Roshy R (08/29/2003)
"It is something major, my ice cream fell and my cone chipped!" - Roshy R (08/29/2003)
"You met that guy and you don't care?" - Roshy R (08/27/2003)
aj met john cusak
"He does look like a Nazi." - Roshy R (08/27/2003)
"Move or I will beat you with the Swiffer wet jet... don't think I won't." - Roshy R (08/26/2003)
"Go pee. Go pee. Get." - Roshy R (08/26/2003)
"Stay, sit, stop it." - Roshy R (08/26/2003)
"But, today is Sunday." "Good Point." - Roshy R & Janny M (08/24/2003)
"Does it work?" "I don't know, let me try it on Daddy's car." - Janny M & Roshy R (08/24/2003)
"You were probably like 'oh, mud puddle, swerve'." - Roshy R (08/24/2003)
"It's... still... dry..." - Roshy R (08/24/2003)
"Who's devil chicken?" "I don't know." - Roshy R & Janny M (08/24/2003)
"Hey, this is stuck here." "No, it isn't. Put more effort into it." - Janny M & Roshy R (08/23/2003)
"Can you pass me the french dressing?" "We." - Roshy R & Uncle Mike (08/17/2003)
"Oh guess what I did today? I dug a hole!" - Roshy R (08/17/2003)
so proud
"Webcam picture." "Oh, yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/17/2003)
"The slide is not a place to sleep. You're not a hoe boe." - Roshy R (07/15/2003)
"He was like stomping. I guess he threw something." - Roshy R (07/15/2003)
"Look at my dorky away message." "They're always dorky." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/14/2003)
"I have to put up an away message so no one I M's me." "Like they ever do." "Yeah, you're right." - Roshy R & Janny M (07/14/2003)
"Her hair can't smell that good. I mean, she hasn't shampooed it or anything." - Roshy R (07/14/2003)
"I want those shoes." - Roshy R (07/14/2003)
willy wanka umpa lumpa shoes
"Loki... wanna chew on my rope?" - Roshy R (07/13/2003)
"You act like you've never written pfft before." - Roshy R (07/13/2003)
"Who would name a horse Seabuscuit?" "I would." - Roshy R & Janny M (07/13/2003)
"You've been playing with your Barbie dolls for... twenty two minutes." - Roshy R (07/12/2003)
"I need... an away message." - Roshy R (07/12/2003)
"'Rain'... yeah." - Roshy R (07/12/2003)
"You know what, fine... I can leave an away message too." - Roshy R (07/12/2003)
"No, moon bounces are awesome." - Roshy R (07/10/2003)
"See the people in the orange things?" - Roshy R (07/10/2003)
"Ew, it tastes like a tree." - Roshy R (07/08/2003)
the new sprite
"Why aren't people looking up here?" "Because they suck." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/08/2003)
we were screaming really loud, people usually look
"You want quotes or not?" - Roshy R (07/07/2003)
"Do I look okay?" "You look fine. I'm the one with the milk mustache." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/07/2003)
"Oh my God. That sucks." "Yeah, it does." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/06/2003)
"I said a womans car." - Roshy R (07/03/2003)
"Paul, you wouldn't happen to have a brush, would you?" - Roshy R (07/03/2003)
"How can you waste it? It's air." - Roshy R (07/03/2003)
"How long has he been idle?" "Twenty four minutes and we've been gone six hours, fifety two minutes." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/03/2003)
"I deserve to treat myself to a big fat bowl of ice cream." "Why?" "I don't know." - Roshy R & Janny M (07/02/2003)
"I never do that. I should do that." - Roshy R (07/02/2003)
hang up the phone just as the beep goes off
"That would be funny if she fell." "No, it would not." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/02/2003)
"She's a dork." "Yeah, but so am I, and you still hang out with me." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/02/2003)
"Why do I have so many voice mails?" "Brian." - Janny M & Roshy R (07/02/2003)
"Okay, we'll use it on the back of the fmush paper." - Roshy R (07/01/2003)
"You actually have to put your foot on my foot for this to work." - Roshy R (07/01/2003)
"We should write down all the possibilities." - Roshy R (06/30/2003)
of mush & fetch, whatever roshy, lol
"I have to wake up early tomorrow... ou, lightening bug." - Roshy R (06/30/2003)
"No. Don't. Ow." - Roshy R (06/30/2003)
"You know a human head weighs like eight pounds?" "Really? That means if I didn't have my head I'd be eight pounds lighter. Although, it wouldn't even make a dent on you." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/30/2003)
by far the longest quote on this site! & how insulting huh?
"It's pink." "It's like peptobismal." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/28/2003)
"You mean like right..." - Roshy R (06/28/2003)
"Yeah, but she can eat like the whole kitchen." - Roshy R (06/28/2003)
who else would she talk about like that but me!
"Cause you missed your oppurtunity to get all those coins." "What? Three?" - Janny M & Roshy R (06/28/2003)
"You don't have to do that." "Yes, I do." - Roshy R & Janny M (06/28/2003)
"It's not like we're going to be in the bar." - Roshy R (06/28/2003)
"Yours is the one with the lip stick stain." - Roshy R (06/27/2003)
"It's her boyfriend, so talk to her about it." - Roshy R (06/27/2003)
why brock doesn't have any eyes
"You're not having any." "The oatmeal cream pie said it." - Roshy R & Janny M (06/22/2003)
"Don't put your paper down there... the milk... the milk will get it." - Roshy R (06/22/2003)
"I have to stir it for like a million minutes, alright?" - Roshy R (06/22/2003)
"Do you wanna stir... I didn't think so." - Roshy R (06/22/2003)
"He leaves the same away messages." "I know, cause he's a dork." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/22/2003)
muncle ike's away messages sooo like universal
"Okay, if you wanna lose your toes, stay right there." - Roshy R (06/22/2003)
"Haha. Milo just got stuck on the carpet." - Roshy R (06/22/2003)
"Ann would always say 'sue me'." "Did she ever get sued?" - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (06/22/2003)
"Well, he was cuter then." - Roshy R (06/19/2003)
"That's why I'm holding my breath." "Well, if you want to sufficate, go ahead." - Dylan R & Roshy R (06/19/2003)
"Okay. Stop." "It's a catchy tune." - Roshy R & Janny M (06/19/2003)
"What was that?" "I don't know. I just fell." - Roshy R & Janny M (06/19/2003)
i didn't really fall
"I don't wanna throw the newspaper." - Roshy R (06/19/2003)
"Who was it?" "They wanted a Ramsey someone but I'm going to hang up." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/18/2003)
"I should have ben like 'Ramsey residence... sorry'." - Roshy R (06/18/2003)
"Hello? You just pushed him off your lap." "No, I picked him up and dropped him." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/18/2003)
that's soo much better
"Notice, I'm doing the windex, yet I don't have any windex." - Roshy R (06/18/2003)
my dance
"Milo, come on. Get out. They're barking at you." - Roshy R (06/17/2003)
"With my cuz... I don't think that's hinting at anything." - Roshy R (06/16/2003)
"Ah man, I broke the spoon." - Roshy R (06/16/2003)
"I don't know. We probably bought it like that... either that or Daddy was cooking." - Roshy R (06/14/2003)
their spachila has a hole!
"A wire wisp? Like we have one of those... I guess I can use a big spoon." - Roshy R (06/14/2003)
"Ew, there's all these clumps in it and everything." - Roshy R (06/14/2003)
"Hey, Daddy has the girl one." - Roshy R (06/14/2003)
"Oh! A coca cola phone." - Roshy R (06/14/2003)
"It smells like my mom's car in here." - Roshy R (06/14/2003)
"Looks like the neighbors are having a party." "Oh, yeah. Four cars, that equals a party right there." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/14/2003)
"And I thought I just smelled windex, too." - Roshy R (06/14/2003)
my new dance, the windex
"You were like 'twist, twist, here you go, Rochelle'." - Roshy R (06/13/2003)
"It brings back memories that I can't remember." - Roshy R (06/13/2003)
"Yah huh. All my flab." - Roshy R (06/13/2003)
"That would suck if there was left over food and we weren't there to eat it." "Oh, that would suck." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/13/2003)
she was joking
"Yeah, that would be a shame." "That's so mean, Rochelle." - Roshy R & Janny M (06/12/2003)
the dogs getting hit by lightening
"No, what is this? No, scoot your bootch." - Roshy R (06/12/2003)
"Me and Janis only say valley girl stuff." - Roshy R (06/12/2003)
"Yeah, he was like 'I was wondering if you all's cable was working'. I was like 'redneck'." - Roshy R (06/11/2003)
"No, not as pathetic as me. I've been playing this game all my life." "Yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/11/2003)
"What exactly is a crib?" "It's your house." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/11/2003)
"I don't wanna carry it. It's gonna make my butt look fat." - Roshy R (06/11/2003)
"Milo, you're infected with middle school germs." - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"Can't they get some Pokemon that actually uh... win?" - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"No, she doesn't suck. She's just really bad." - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
i'm soo not bad
"What is he a lady bug or something?" - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"I really would appreciate it if you didn't imitate the theme music." - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"She would have been like 'you didn't catch the wand, go sleep on the couch'." - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"But what if the essence is still there? Poor peach." - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"And the tissues are so soft and lotiony." - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"Ew. Ew. Moldy peach... it's not green for nothing." - Roshy R (06/10/2003)
"Ew! Is that water?" "Yeah." "Oh, good." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (06/10/2003)
"You should be a refrigerator... actually, you should be the whole kitchen." - Roshy R (06/09/2003)
talking to me... we call each other appliances & such
"No, it'll be Diddy World with one Donkey." - Roshy R (06/09/2003)
"If I had a camera for every time you did that." - Roshy R (06/09/2003)
well i've celebrated the beating of levels b4 by dancing... nothing new
"Why'd you grab it?" "Because you looked at it." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/07/2003)
she knows me too well
"I so want that cantine." - Roshy R (06/07/2003)
the cantine they used in whose line
"Is that Milo? No, it's a pair of shoes." - Roshy R (06/07/2003)
"You know how to make it?" "Uh, yeah, pop corn." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/06/2003)
"It's for you, Janet." "It's her parole officer." - Roshy R & Janny M (06/06/2003)
"Why don't you just say it right, you fruit loop." - Roshy R (06/06/2003)
"I'm not doing anything." "You're sitting there." "Yeah, that's such a good reason to bark." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/04/2003)
"They're so cool. They're like my children." - Roshy R (06/04/2003)
away messages.. whatever
"Oh, look at that. Who got squished? Daddy did." - Roshy R (06/04/2003)
"Janet, the dog food smells weird." "Yeah, well it's dog food." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (06/04/2003)
"Wow, you're like half way... now you are." - Roshy R (06/04/2003)
"Well, it does give punctuality to my screen name." "Yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/03/2003)
"Aren't you sensing my eating vibe?" "Yeah, I'm getting a hot dog." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/02/2003)
"We... need... hot dog rolls... Janet!" - Roshy R (06/02/2003)
"Good, old Janet's not so good anymore." - Roshy R (06/02/2003)
"What happened to my cup?" - Roshy R (06/02/2003)
she did a little dance to go along w/ this
"It took a lot of effort to get that cup out of the cabinet." - Roshy R (06/02/2003)
"There's no tea down there... how do I get the tea down there?" - Roshy R (06/02/2003)
"Hahahaha." "Yeah, I know." - Roshy R & Stacy M (06/01/2003)
she had white powder over her shirt
"Oh, she steals away messages, too. Be careful of your away messages, they're not safe." - Roshy R (06/01/2003)
"You have dial up?" "Yeah." "Ahum." - Roshy R & Stacy M (06/01/2003)
"I told you Janis gives off this eating vibe." - Roshy R (06/01/2003)
"Did he get hurt?" "Who cares... of course not." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (06/01/2003)
lokie knocked off a glass dish
"I liked it." - Roshy R (06/01/2003)
"It's so good." "It's so bad." - Roshy R & Janny M (06/01/2003)
step mom stunk!
"Scoot your bootch. You're so lazy." - Roshy R (06/01/2003)
"Plus he fell on his butt... wouldn't his butt be injured?" - Roshy R (06/01/2003)
"Ah!" "It was Milo." - Janny M & Roshy R (06/01/2003)
"Stop licking the deck." - Roshy R (05/31/2003)
"Oh, they're licking the slide, now... What's next? The swings?" - Roshy R (05/31/2003)
"Yeah, I'm sure. He's probably twenty three." "He is not!" - Janny M & Roshy R (05/31/2003)
her new boyfriend
"Ou, Christina, eh." - Roshy R (05/31/2003)
"Maybe a murder happened." "No, there'd be an outline in chalk." - Roshy R & Stacy M (05/31/2003)
"One, Two. I found him twice." - Roshy R (05/31/2003)
nemo in mc donalds
"What kind of moron tries to drink from a straw?" - Roshy R (05/31/2003)
she ment to say spoon
"Ruin one of my dora bandaids... dora bandaids are for emergencies only." - Roshy R (05/29/2003)
"Daddy uses it all the time... he wastes his own minutes." - Roshy R (05/28/2003)
"Yeah, we were talking about hair." - Roshy R (05/28/2003)
"Hopefully, there are no grapes." - Roshy R (05/28/2003)
"Even if you're the most beautiful person, you still look bad in your school pictures." "I never found that but okay." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (05/28/2003)
"Look how cute they are." "Ou, melt." - Roshy R & Janny M (05/28/2003)
"Guess which hand." "You're a dork, Janis." - Janny M & Roshy R (05/28/2003)
i had one hand behind my back
"Mags, I know you're not eating that popcorn." - Roshy R (05/27/2003)
"Maybe she's their mother." "Ew, I doubt it." - Janny M & Roshy R (05/27/2003)
"I would blackmail them." "Yeah, really." - Janny M & Roshy R (05/27/2003)
"How about in a pond right there?" - Roshy R (05/27/2003)
where the girl he's loking for is
"And how are her ears pierced?" "I know!" - Roshy R & Janny M (05/27/2003)
"She looks like she has a butterfly on her head... that bow is huge." - Roshy R (05/27/2003)
"Wow, he's old." - Roshy R (05/27/2003)
"Uh huh, like, yeah." - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Would you guys stop eating grass and like pulling it out of the ground?" - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Lokie, drop the grass." - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Go, go to the dirt." - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Do you wanna make it to six months?" - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Don't I M me! Don't I M me! Must get off... hurry." - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Where's the other one?" - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
other dog
"It, it looks like a part of a grape." - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"How come your Yahoo screenname is secret agent grape?" "Well it would have been secret agent marshmellow but it wouldn't fit." - Janny M & Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"I'm not that young, well yes, I am, but still." - Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Who would put chocolate on a cherry?" "Who wouldn't?" - Janny M & Roshy R (05/26/2003)
"Milo get out of my seat, I mean my drink seat." - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"We have to get up to turn it up?" "Lazy ass." - Roshy R & Uncle Mike (05/25/2003)
"What was that, Milo? You're squished?" - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"Number one rule for picking up Milo if he doesn't want to come to you... pet Mags." - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"I need a piece of paper, oh, there's only one piece left." - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"Oh, I liked the random pick up lines." - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"Ew, I hated the matrix it was so stupid... dripping." - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"I was only singing along." - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"Daddy, get tissues, there are no tissues down here!" - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"Then I'd push you off the bed, then I'd kinda feel sorry." - Roshy R (05/25/2003)
"Ou, Rochelle." "Shut up." - Janny M & Roshy R (05/22/2003)
"I can't say this word... 'they say that i have the best butt'... haha." - Roshy R (05/22/2003)
singing light my candle
"Ann, let me see your program... it's a quote emergency." - Roshy R (05/22/2003)
"Get some at the mall." "It costs money there. Here it's free." - Roshy R & Janny M (04/22/2003)
fooooooood
"It's all about the fat." - Roshy R (04/19/2003)
"You have an eating vibe." - Roshy R (04/19/2003)
"Old people's car." - Roshy R (04/19/2003)
"I have to look nice to go down to the beach." - Roshy R (04/19/2003)
"Paranoia, paranoia, every tick's coming to get me." "Shut up, it's not funny." "Yes, it is. That's why I'm writing it down." - Janny M & Roshy R (04/19/2003)
"Carrots don't have feelings." "How do you know?" - Roshy R & Janny M (04/19/2003)
"He might decide to play when he knows where all of them are." - Roshy R (04/19/2003)
hiding easter eggs, hard to find! amber did better than rochelle & i
"Let's go out side and swing." "Yeah, but there's poop out there." - Janny M & Roshy R (04/19/2003) 
"What else is there in your stomach?" "Your stomach." - Roshy R & Janny M (04/19/2003)
"If this house was food, it would be half gone." - Roshy R (03/29/2003)
"Watch out! I'll attack you with my swiffer jet!" - Roshy R (03/29/2003)
"You missed a spot." "How can you feel? You have slippers on." - Janny M & Roshy R (03/29/2003)
"Don't be dissing my swiffer jet mop!" - Roshy R (03/29/2003)
"... And if you eat something, you're all skinny and everything and I eat something, I'm all blah... fat." - Roshy R (03/29/2003)
"Come on, Lokie. Come get your chew toy." - Roshy R (03/27/2003)
holding up penny (the poodle)
"Yes, I talk with my teddy grams." "You're such a dork." - Janny M & Roshy R (03/27/2003)
"Yeah, that is a little belly... isn't it?" "You're so mean, I'm not talking to you." - Janny M & Roshy R (03/27/2003)
"Look, it even has a black smilie face." "Well, at least it's not racist." - Roshy R & Janny M (03/27/2003)
"He's number one on my list." - Roshy R (03/27/2003)
i was describing someone i knew
"How can you not like strawberry?" "No, how can I like strawberry?" - Roshy R & Janny M (03/26/2003)
"You're like tipping me over, you're writing so hard." - Roshy R (03/26/2003)
"Yeah, you're just a sex magnet." - Roshy R (03/25/2003)
talking of me, of course
"He's one of the most unhealthiness people I've ever met." "And he acts all healthy and all." - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (03/24/2003)
"Oh my God, you're a dork." - Roshy R (03/24/2003)
sugar pie, honey bunch... what's wrong w/ that song?
"Oh, and I liked my States, too. Sorry. Bye." - Roshy R (03/22/2003)
"Am I the only one who's cold in here?" "Well, na, yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R (03/22/2003)
"I don't know... she looks kinda Asian." "Yeah." - Janny M & Roshy R (03/22/2003)
"She doesn't have any eyeballs." "She's a tree." - Janny M & Roshy R (03/22/2003)
"What are you going to cut it with? sissors?" - Roshy R (03/09/2003)
uh... i think i would cut chocolate w/ a knife
"Mmm... Tapioka... oh wait, this is rice pudding." - Roshy R (03/09/2003)
"Is it poop?" "No, it's not poop." - Dylan R & Roshy R (03/09/2003)
"What are you doing?" "I'm cleaning up my drink... is that a problem?" - Roshy R & Janny M (03/09/2003)
"I'm not a money person, even though I want money." - Roshy R (03/08/2003)
"Get a room!" - Roshy R (03/07/2003)
"It looks like he draws on his eyebrows... well it does!" - Roshy R (03/07/2003)
"Roll out the red carpet... it's Mags!" - Roshy R (03/07/2003)
"Did, did I say you could talk to me?" - Roshy R (03/07/2003)
as mags, we think he must b a stuck up cat!
"Get out." - Roshy R (03/07/2003)
as mags, he uncannily wisped his tail after she said that
"Okay, you've changed, but you still had a bucket of ketchup!" - Roshy R (03/07/2003)
"Can't you feel the quietness in the room?" - Roshy R (03/07/2003)
the new dogs they got were barking
"It's a rock." "Yummy." "That's nutritious." - Roshy R & Janny M (03/07/2003)