Matt An's Quotes

Matt An has made 47 quotes!

"It looked like Central Park but without the park." - Matt An (08/06/2024)
where he was in lisbon the other night

"I feel like I probably ate a whole stick of butter." - Matt An (08/05/2024)
portuguese food does have a lot of butter

"You can't listen to religion if you want the truth." - Matt An (08/05/2024)

"Okay. I'll get more ocean." - Matt An (04/01/2023)
stacy was criticizing matt's photo taking abilities

"Yeah, we need better little people." - Matt An (03/31/2023)

"So what happened? Were they dead?" "Well they turned brown." - Stacy M & Matt An (03/28/2023)
he poured hot pasta water on his plants

"Yeah, we thought that was him but he's in jail." - Matt An (09/02/2022)
some rapper they thought they saw

"Oh no! Two Arlene's!" "Oh no! I'm the real one!" - Matt An & Arlene A (01/21/2022)

"Matt was doing crystal meth." "Yeah. I'm trying it out." - Janny M & Matt An (01/21/2022)

"Who do you think murdered Jeffery Epstein?" - Matt An (01/21/2022)
game we played

"I had a booster. Chill out." - Matt An (01/21/2022)

"How does it make sense? I wasn't there." - Matt An (10/15/2021)
stacy accusing matt of being the impostor

"That's your name? Hey?" "It's Hey." "You can do better." - Janny M & Arlene A & Matt An (10/15/2021)

"What happened? This is a crazy game." - Matt An (08/20/2021)

"What am I gonna do? Kill someone who's dead?" - Matt An (07/23/2021)

"Yeah I wouldn't go there." - Matt An (07/23/2021)

"Oh no, mine's too generic." - Matt An (07/09/2021)

"Matt, your dick rules!" "Well it does sometimes." - Brian C & Matt An (07/02/2021)
we were all matt in survive the internet but someone was matt's dick

"Wouldn't that be a bonus?" - Matt An (05/28/2021)
elves having an orgy in your basement

"In the armory... It might have been dead a while..." - Matt An (05/14/2021)
among us

"They're a hundred feet long..." - Matt An (05/14/2021)
blue whales

"I'm glad I'm not naked." - Matt An (04/09/2021)
his character in among us usually shows up without the clothes he puts on it

"Ugh. Again?" - Matt An (04/09/2021)
the answer was masturbating old men

"I'm gonna go out then come back in." "That's what he said." - Matt An & Janny M (04/02/2021)

"I think she died recently." - Matt An (04/02/2021)
stacy in among us

"You have to get out of there." - Matt An (03/19/2021)

"...Whatever. I'm dead. It's her." - Matt An (02/26/2021)
stacy

"...Right in the hallway at the beginning of the vagina." - Matt An (02/26/2021)
where the body was

"Oh, good. I didn't think I was going to get found." - Matt An (02/19/2021)

"Uh, that's why she's not here." - Matt An (02/19/2021)
deducing who the impostor is

"It was going to cafeteria in the vagina." - Matt An (02/05/2021)
where the body was

"In oxygen but she could have been marinating me." - Matt An (02/05/2021)
i was circling around matt

"Do I have clothes on?" "No." "No. You're naked." - Matt An & Janny M & Sabrina P (01/29/2021)

"You mean to the vagina?" "It was to the left and below that." - Angela C & Matt An (01/01/2021)

"Everyone's gonna be axed murdered." - Matt An (12/25/2020)

"I'm gonna have to learn that's a horrible place to kill people." - Matt An (12/11/2020)

"Well, you can." - Matt An (12/04/2020)
grow weed in a garden

"Matt, were you?" "I'm dead." - Stacy M & Matt An (10/30/2020)
playing among us

"That's like a good shirt." - Matt An (10/09/2020)
eat me out banana shirt

"Where would you put potato salad?" "Not on a plate." - Stacy M & Matt An (09/18/2020)

"You can eat them..." - Matt An (09/11/2020)

"No more James Bond." - Matt An (08/28/2020)
reference to pierce brosdana & daniel creg

"It's like good for the fridges." - Matt An (08/21/2020)

"I do!" - Matt An (09/30/2019)
reads my quotes

"I wasn't that far in." "That's what she said." - Matt An & Janny M (09/30/2019)

"I'm a princess!" - Matt An (03/01/2019)

"That would be a deadly projectile." - Matt An (03/01/2019)
stacy throwing down matt's water bottle from her apartment