Arlene A's Quotes
Arlene A has made 290 quotes!
"She was like a tornado so she just like did damage and moved on." - Arlene A (09/05/2024)
"I don't want to be ageist or anything..." - Arlene A (09/03/2024)
"Well I'm super loaded... I got a Honda Civic. I wear Sketchers." - Arlene A (09/02/2024)
getting a prenup
"What can I say about Nancy that's a positive?" - Arlene A (09/02/2024)
"I didn't want to tell her the bad news..." - Arlene A (08/11/2024)
there isn't anywhere to build in tampa and her friend wants to build a house
"Aunt Jamima got cancelled." - Arlene A (05/01/2024)
"It was a legit swamp." - Arlene A (01/16/2024)
"He doesn't really sound like that. He has an Italian accent... He's Italian." - Arlene A (09/14/2023)
her dad
"I don't make pasta so f**k it." - Arlene A (07/03/2023)
she got rid of her wooden spoons which help with boil overed water from pasta
"I think he's single. And he has a house... So ca ching!" - Arlene A (07/03/2023)
her coworker
"You'll die for sure." - Arlene A (06/30/2023)
"They gave me a bunch of s**t so I organized my s**t." - Arlene A (04/06/2023)
"She was like, 'I think I need to get a thank you card for the waitress.'" - Arlene A (02/10/2023)
her mom when the waitress told her something important
"Hey! I was a really boring kid but I'll tell you a story..." - Arlene A (02/10/2023)
"What kind of a ride share is this?" "It's an Uber in Florida." - Stacy M & Arlene A (12/02/2022)
"I keep trying! You crazy cat!" - Arlene A (12/02/2022)
split the room wasn't working
"I don't know these things... What are these things? I don't want to raise my hand." - Arlene A (12/02/2022)
trying to figure out google chat
"I can see myself and I'm so pretty." - Arlene A (12/02/2022)
"My job is stupid but they pay me money so..." - Arlene A (11/08/2022)
"I tried it on and I looked like a nineteen fifties housewife." - Arlene A (10/02/2022)
a dress she wanted to wear to a wedding
"I would ban crypto currency." "Woah, woah, woah there. Take it easy." - Helen E & Arlene A (09/15/2022)
"I can't go around talking about my twenty twenty two Honda Civic..." - Arlene A (08/19/2022)
if she had a hs reunion
"Fake, but very nice." - Arlene A (08/19/2022)
the vase
"Please let me leave the tip. I have a lot of dollar bills from my second job." - Arlene A (08/19/2022)
"Bowling is the one thing I will not suffer being incompetent." - Arlene A (08/19/2022)
"They're gonna say New Jersey or New York." "I don't know about that." - Brian C & Arlene A (08/19/2022)
if someone had to guess where arlene is from
"Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?" "I have to walk away." - Brian C & Arlene A (08/19/2022)
"If I ever have a son, his name will be Urban Cowboy." - Arlene A (06/09/2022)
"These trucks are so big." "That's not what she said." - Arlene A's Mom & Arlene A (06/09/2022)
"That's why I want an all inclusive resort for my honeymoon. 'What do you wanna do?' 'Get room service and boink.'" - Arlene A (06/09/2022)
"Well I care and I'm going to go the speed limit, mister." - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
"No, no. It ain't right." - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
the ball didn't cooperate with us in the pool
"I wasn't aiming for that hole, I was aiming for a another hole... That's what he said..." - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
playing golf
"Uh oh. What do these flashing lights behind us mean, Arlene?" "Go faster." - Janny M & Arlene A (06/08/2022)
she took an illegal u turn
"She's in training camp!" - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
"No one wants to be them in July. It's hot as balls." - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
people in florida
"They invented the butt lift!" - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
brazil
"They think he was a little gay dog." - Arlene A (06/08/2022)
"F**k it. I can just zoom, crop, and f**k with it." - Arlene A (06/07/2022)
bri took her picture but it was too bright to see on the beach
"Damn it. See? He is going for president! Fill the bag!" - Arlene A (06/06/2022)
elon musk for president... he will fill all potato chip bags
"Sorry, I forgot the point." - Arlene A (06/06/2022)
"First I gotta get the husband then I can leave the country..." - Arlene A (06/06/2022)
"One ass cheek bar and grill!" - Arlene A (06/06/2022)
how she was sitting on the boat
"Five percent royalties!" - Arlene A (06/06/2022)
she came up with the name
"This feels like a pay day loan..." - Arlene A (06/06/2022)
"...And I know because I was a bad child." - Arlene A (06/06/2022)
my beer put rings on the table
"But men aren't nice..." - Arlene A (06/05/2022)
"How many other states have prostitution that's legal?" - Arlene A (06/05/2022)
we went over what each state has to offer
"Wait. You can't do that." "Why?" "Because I want to win and you won." - Arlene A & Janny M (06/05/2022)
"I don't want to see the desert. There's sand. There's rocks. It's stupid." - Arlene A (05/15/2022)
she went to arizona to see pearl jam but did nothing else
"At the very last second, there's no sign..." - Arlene A (04/03/2022)
going to the airport
"She's only sixty five but I'm worried she's going to burn the place down." - Arlene A (04/02/2022)
"I did have a plumber and he did come in and he didn't rape or murder me so that's good..." - Arlene A (04/02/2022)
"I was sick. It was bad." - Arlene A (04/02/2022)
"Your ass is gonna get wet anyway; I just whipped." - Arlene A (04/02/2022)
seats were wet after the rain
"That's how I wanna die... I got a really good deal!" - Arlene A (04/02/2022)
bad food
"You hold a job... You still have a husband..." - Arlene A (04/02/2022)
me being an alcoholic
"Can we go here? No, we cannot go here. This is not my street. Don't do it, Arlene." - Arlene A (04/01/2022)
figuring out where to park
"Now he knows we're dangerous and he won't be around us." - Arlene A (04/01/2022)
we were trying to kill a fly
"So if it's an action, it starts with an A." - Arlene A (04/01/2022)
the difference between effect and affect
"That was a really good goal... wrong team, though." - Arlene A (04/01/2022)
"The hood has this like foreskin..." - Arlene A (03/31/2022)
her new civic
"It's hick-ish so, yeah, get a truck." - Arlene A (03/31/2022)
areas around tampa bay
"The secret about this place is out." - Arlene A (02/26/2022)
tampa bay housing market is exploding
"My car was the third s**ttiest in this apartment complex." - Arlene A (02/26/2022)
her old car
"No cause Stacy is smart..." "No, I'm not..." - Arlene A & Stacy M (01/21/2022)
"We can't complete our tasks. We just have to outlive her." - Arlene A (01/21/2022)
among us
"I'm voting for myself then." - Arlene A (01/21/2022)
"Oh no! Two Arlene's!" "Oh no! I'm the real one!" - Matt An & Arlene A (01/21/2022)
"I went up but a lot of people went up so I went down." - Arlene A (01/21/2022)
"I don't notice these bodies. I just step over them." - Arlene A (01/21/2022)
"Bugs make jobs!" - Arlene A (01/21/2022)
"I was in the middle of my credit card spending. The highlights of my day." - Arlene A (01/21/2022)
among us
"I can not wait for him to come back to my place and see my T V!" - Arlene A (12/10/2021)
"Sunforgettable. The name is worth twenty dollars." - Arlene A (12/10/2021)
"What did you see? Where were you?" - Arlene A (12/10/2021)
among us
"I had this biology teacher who grew up in the frozen tundra of Canada..." - Arlene A (11/10/2021)
"That's your name? Hey?" "It's Hey." "You can do better." - Janny M & Arlene A & Matt An (10/15/2021)
"That's too hard. It's Friday night. I can't." - Arlene A (10/15/2021)
"I can't! It's an I phone!" - Arlene A (09/17/2021)
the rotery dial task
"That's real, man." - Arlene A (08/06/2021)
covid shot to prevent covid
"...I have a masters degree..." - Arlene A (08/06/2021)
lightbulb
"Yeah, Andy, should we let a small dog run our lives?" - Arlene A (07/09/2021)
bri was saying how lando runs his life
"Oh no. That's six words." - Arlene A (07/09/2021)
the prompt said five words
"It's six words. I'm doing it." - Arlene A (07/09/2021)
prompt said five word answer
"It's this tennis center that I swear is run by the mob." - Arlene A (06/24/2021)
talking with arlene on the phone
"I'm not wearing a bathing suit tomorrow so I'm gonna get a burger." - Arlene A (06/11/2021)
"They hate freedom?" - Arlene A (06/11/2021)
people who don't want to live in the US hate us?
"I was doing selfies before there was a stick." - Arlene A (06/11/2021)
"Now I'm searching my conversation for 'pimp.'" - Arlene A (06/11/2021)
"This one's a little bit corny." - Arlene A (06/10/2021)
her kite
"Those are biologically inaccurate." - Arlene A (06/10/2021) (pic)
the flamingos
"That's a good racket." - Arlene A (06/10/2021)
bri's old bay story
"It sounds like the number four meal..." - Arlene A (06/10/2021)
"Watch out. There's a child..." - Arlene A (06/09/2021)
"It just tasted like U R I N E..." - Arlene A (06/09/2021)
one of her drinks
"Don't touch the art." - Arlene A (06/09/2021)
talking about me
"I just realize she has legs so..." - Arlene A (06/06/2021)
becky's clue was her
"You see... this is a nice game." - Arlene A (06/06/2021)
"Those are expensive... I don't think Janis wears stilettos." - Arlene A (06/06/2021)
"I guess her and Paul are doing a swingers night..." - Arlene A (05/31/2021)
they were a no show for our game night
"Who the f**k knows this s**t?" "I do!" - Janny M & Arlene A (05/28/2021)
ugh trivia
"You know what? The mission is possible..." - Arlene A (05/28/2021)
"Ou, validation!" - Arlene A (03/05/2021)
someone voted for her answer
"It might have splinters." - Arlene A (02/26/2021)
a vatriloquist butt f**king
"Okay, I like perfect gifts but I also like giant cocks..." - Arlene A (02/26/2021)
"People die everyday." - Arlene A (02/26/2021)
she died in murder party trivia
"I'm so glad I found the cum jar..." - Arlene A (02/26/2021)
patently stupid
"It's okay. I misspelled gnomes. I deserve it." - Arlene A (02/19/2021)
no one voted for her answer in quiplash
"Arlene one is the clone..." - Arlene A (02/12/2021)
"Two of my choices are Janis." - Arlene A (02/12/2021)
in joke boat
"Oh, oh. Darn." - Arlene A (01/29/2021)
"Don't call me fartlene." - Arlene A (01/15/2021)
"Sabrina was right behind me but I got scared." - Arlene A (01/01/2021)
in among us
"It's because they know I'm onto them." - Arlene A (01/01/2021)
they voted her off
"Eye witness account so I'm going to have to vote Bueler." - Arlene A (01/01/2021)
they were wrong
"Do you have to reach orgasm? Cause that'd be a lot." - Arlene A (12/18/2020)
"I can confirm I was with Janis... wanna f**k." - Arlene A (12/11/2020)
my name in among us
"I got really good at biting my bottom lip really hard." - Arlene A (12/11/2020)
when she's the imposter
"Did he take it off and leave it?" - Arlene A (12/04/2020)
if an old man left a g string on a bus would you chase after him?
"That's a good way to go." - Arlene A (11/20/2020)
too much money in murder trivia
"I did shrooms." - Arlene A (11/06/2020)
jackbox kinda crapped out
"Oh, for true love?" - Arlene A (10/02/2020)
"Who's Arlene?" "I don't know that person." - Brian C & Arlene A (10/02/2020)
"I don't know how to feel about this. I'm still alive but I have the lowest score." - Arlene A (10/02/2020)
in murder trivia
"I don't know what they expect you to put in that?" "I mean you need some creamer sometimes." - Arlene A & Shawn R (09/04/2020)
"What the f**k name am I gonna do?" - Arlene A (09/04/2020)
"You guys are gonna get murdered." - Arlene A (09/04/2020)
"It's a two letter word... go... I don't know." - Arlene A (08/21/2020)
her response was really good in whiplash
"I'm just taking one for the team." - Arlene A (08/21/2020)
"Money will get you experiences." - Arlene A (08/21/2020)
"I forgot to draw a torso." - Arlene A (08/21/2020)
"...Convenient spoon to eat the scraping..." - Arlene A (08/21/2020)
"Oh no. It was drawn so well." - Arlene A (08/21/2020)
"It's modern poetry." - Arlene A (08/07/2020)
"If there's not enough bounce then they're fake." - Arlene A (07/31/2020)
boobs
"...And then you could make it pop up..." - Arlene A (07/31/2020)
keep yelling surrender dorothy during sex
"You have to sleep... I can't sleep while listening to that. I'll be hoping around." - Arlene A (07/24/2020)
a sleep study listening to taylor swift music; split the room
"I know what it is!" - Arlene A (07/05/2020)
bryan s asked if we knew what a floppy disk was
"Condoms would work well..." - Arlene A (07/02/2020)
instead of skiis
"Why do you need to be nude?" - Arlene A (07/02/2020)
"Are you sure you really wanna do that?" - Arlene A (06/26/2020)
take a picture of your BM
"It's okay, Brian, mine aren't either." - Arlene A (06/26/2020)
bri's jokes weren't funny
"I can't... There's two penises here." - Arlene A (06/21/2020)
people drawing penises as their avatars
"Google Chrome is not good with Google Meet." - Arlene A (05/29/2020)
"Why is he governor? He should do shampoo commercials." - Arlene A (05/18/2020)
the governor of florida ron desantis
"I'm terrible at most things domestic." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)
"I sewed my own face mask and that thing looks like some mental health patient made it." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)
"So that's another aspect of the apocalypse." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)
shortage of water
"...And it's a longer story than this..." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)
"And oh my God that definitely did something to me until I was like twenty four." - Arlene A (05/14/2020)
her grandmother made her play the quiet game
"That Festival there sounds like a good thing. If other people are jumping off a bridge, I'll jump too." - Arlene A (05/02/2020)
"Sorry, I forgot. I've been drinking some wine." - Arlene A (05/02/2020)
her turn
"I'm lucky I'm sitting here today." - Arlene A (02/16/2020)
she ate bad ethiopean food
"I was supposed to ask him if he went to church on Sunday then try to curtail my laughing if he said yes." - Arlene A (12/29/2019)
"I'm not gonna rant... Okay, I'm gonna rant..." - Arlene A (12/28/2019)
"Just because you're from Ireland doesn't mean you have an Irish accent." "Yeah, that's... true..." - Janny M & Arlene A (12/28/2019)
i don't think it is lol
"So there were these people when I joined this kickball league that didn't like South Park and I knew right then and there that I couldn't be friends with them." - Arlene A (12/28/2019)
"They used to not give Martin Luther King day..." "Yeah, of course. It's Florida!" - Arlene A & Bryan S (12/28/2019)
"It's physics..." "I know. I know it's physics." - Janny M & Arlene A (12/28/2019)
jinga
"Anything that you value, get it off of the table." - Arlene A (12/28/2019)
she had to collapse the tower
"What? Oh my God. I've been away for two minutes." - Arlene A (12/28/2019)
we removed the bottom block in jinga
"The rules of dating need to be simple that I can't understand them." - Arlene A (12/28/2019)
"I didn't feel ashamed. I usually feel ashamed at drinks..." - Arlene A (11/29/2019)
raspberry vodka
"Then you're thrust into all this traffic after all these deer..." - Arlene A (11/29/2019)
driving from dc to bryan s's
"Florida is the cutting edge of fun." - Arlene A (11/29/2019)
it is a lot of fun
"Well it wasn't google at the time. It was Ask Jeeves, so I asked Jeeves it..." - Arlene A (11/29/2019)
"I was like, you son of a..." - Arlene A (11/29/2019)
"I hit up that McDonalds twice... breakfast and lunch... then I was like, I gotta change my life." - Arlene A (11/29/2019)
"It's like a hookers paradise..." - Arlene A (11/19/2019)
the tampa cell phone lot at the airport
"Her parents were really crazy." - Arlene A (11/18/2019)
becky's illusions
"My parents have a pretty s**ty house... it kept us alive but it's s**ty." - Arlene A (11/18/2019)
"I think Arlene got cut off." "It's for the best." - Janny M & Arlene A (11/18/2019)
in our group shot with the sunset
"Did you clog the toilet? Be honest." - Arlene A (11/18/2019)
"I can do Spanish. It's A... no..." - Arlene A (11/18/2019)
"I can see alligators... cool... they add flair to our community." - Arlene A (11/18/2019)
"You just gotta drive like you got nothing to lose." - Arlene A (11/18/2019)
driving in FL
"If he had dietary restrictions like no alcohol, he might as well be dead." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)
"I got problems that I never solve." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)
she needs to put the windows down then up again to stop a noise
"What if you have liquor then beer then liquor... Has science weighed in?" - Arlene A (11/17/2019)
"I could have made that throw." "So could I!" - Janny M & Arlene A (11/17/2019)
wentz missed it
"They're girl pants but they're like miss matched..." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)
"Thank you. They're from Ikea. I mean they're from a Swedish company." - Arlene A (11/17/2019)
"Wow. What a lovely church." - Arlene A (11/16/2019)
becky was practicing the piano & the church people didn't like it
"This child has makeup. She's old enough." - Arlene A (11/16/2019)
to drink
"I'm clinching right now." "Yeah, for real." - Janny M & Arlene A (11/16/2019)
talking about kidney stones
"I'm in the sun right now and I'm trying to save my skin... Like an adult." - Arlene A (11/15/2019)
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"Parking might be a little weird though. But it'll be okay. We just have to stick together." - Arlene A (11/15/2019)
"I don't understand the peanuts. They're very hard." - Arlene A (11/15/2019)
how to eat fried peanuts
"We have to walk five more feet now." - Arlene A (11/15/2019)
i told her to pull through in her parking spot
"Oh, peach snaps, that's f**king dangerous." - Arlene A (11/14/2019)
"Oh my gosh. It's so many words." - Arlene A (11/14/2019)
the menu at whiskey joes
"It's funny you said that cause S three was the escape room." - Arlene A (11/14/2019)
"That's the post-office-I-don't-understand-my-options face." - Arlene A (11/14/2019)
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"What's a b***h face, b***h?" "That face." - Janny M & Arlene A (11/14/2019)
i had to say b***h after everything i said in the drinking game
"Choose two players... I wonder which two..." - Arlene A (11/14/2019)
there was three of us
"I'm not doing that." - Arlene A (11/14/2019)
a blowjob course
"You don't need to know that for the Nuva ring..." - Arlene A (11/14/2019)
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"I don't know how you say it... strike while the iron is hot." - Arlene A (07/20/2019)
"She was like, we gotta check with that other a*shole who doesn't believe in dev servers." - Arlene A (07/20/2019)
ranting about work
"Oh no and they were peanut butter, damn it!" - Arlene A (07/20/2019)
becky got the peanut butter m&m's wet; it looked like diareha
"They killed that fish twice." - Arlene A (07/20/2019)
bri's fish was bad
"I love the word f**king. Why don't you try it, Arlene?" "No f**king way." - Janny M & Arlene A (07/20/2019)
"Oh, wow, that's pretty bad." - Arlene A (07/04/2019)
our appetizer came out with the meal
"That is a good way to go..." - Arlene A (05/17/2019)
having sex; we chatted with arlene for a bit
"I like this skirt but it's just my ass." - Arlene A (03/30/2019)
"I think the social life is built around the church." "That's not good for me." "It's not good for all humans." - Arlene A & Janny M (03/30/2019)
"The more I looked at him, the more good looking he got." - Arlene A (03/28/2019)
hugh jackman
"If I just got my salary now... times sixty..." - Arlene A (03/28/2019)
she could retire
"You know. It hurts. Chewing and talking and stuff like that." - Arlene A (03/28/2019)
sunburn on your face
"That must suck." - Arlene A (03/28/2019)
being from cape cod
"I like it. It's nice and uncomplicated." - Arlene A (11/23/2018)
"That's cold." - Arlene A (11/23/2018)
someone took my spot
"So now it goes all the way up to my tits..." - Arlene A (11/05/2018)
"And I swear this is relevant to the story..." - Arlene A (11/05/2018)
"I can't deny my true nature here..." - Arlene A (11/02/2018)
getting corruption in lords of waterdeep
"There's so much candy here. How do you not get fat?" "Uh, don't eat it." - Arlene A & Paul H (11/02/2018)
"I don't know. It doesn't look that big." - Arlene A (11/02/2018)
"I'm going to the box." - Arlene A (11/02/2018)
box of candy paul had
"...Like green socks and s**t like that..." - Arlene A (10/26/2018)
"The bouncier it is, the harder to have sex." - Arlene A (10/26/2018)
beds
"I would vote for that! I would vote for that! I would vote for that! I would vote for that!" - Arlene A (10/26/2018)
arnold for president
"Okay, we'll go with Jackson. He was a dick anyway." - Arlene A (10/22/2018)
deciding who to guess for trivia
"F**k you. I'm gonna text him." - Arlene A (10/19/2018)
"Oh God I need to finish this thing. I feel like such a loser." - Arlene A (10/19/2018)
"My cup overflowith." - Arlene A (10/19/2018)
not of wine!
"What kind of life is it without corruption?" - Arlene A (10/19/2018)
she got a lot of corruption during lords of waterdeep
"We're going white. Statistically, they make more money." - Arlene A (10/19/2018)
"You whore." "Eh, what can I say? It's what God gave me." - Brian C & Arlene A (10/19/2018)
"I was so lazy. Can't I get chopped tomatoes at the store?" - Arlene A (10/19/2018)
"It's time to grow up and drink more." - Arlene A (10/12/2018)
"No. It's alright. I've seen enough." - Arlene A (10/12/2018)
"He can live off the land." - Arlene A (10/05/2018)
size_t not getting fed because he pooped outside the box
"I'm gonna take a moat. It's been sketchy in this neighborhood." - Arlene A (10/05/2018)
"These ducks are not going to give a blow job." "They are thinking about it." - Arlene A & Paul H (10/05/2018)
"I have a pair of scissors." "That's not funny." - Brian C & Arlene A (09/21/2018)
arlene was complaining about her hair
"It's covered in chemicals..." - Arlene A (09/21/2018)
her hair
"I'm so f**king pretty... I lose myself in my eyes." - Arlene A (09/21/2018)
"They're crinkly!" - Arlene A (09/21/2018)
"You're always gonna believe the internet?" - Arlene A (09/08/2018)
"I think it's a biological thing. Guys just need to get laid." - Arlene A (09/01/2018)
"I hate to say it but he was wearing overalls." - Arlene A (09/01/2018)
tractor going down the highway in WV
"Warning, may cause death. I'm gonna try it anyway." - Arlene A (09/01/2018)
"There are all these little dogs around; I'm afraid of squashing." - Arlene A (08/11/2018)
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"That's a goblet." - Arlene A (08/11/2018)
our wine glass which becky was using
"Don't let that sway you." - Arlene A (08/11/2018)
she admitted that one of the cards was hers
"Who had lactation?" "I had lactation." - Patrick D & Arlene A (08/11/2018)
"Oh no. I never went through puberty." - Arlene A (06/09/2018)
"If that's what you want to tell yourself." "I do tell myself." - Janny M & Arlene A (05/19/2018)
throwing sugar packets on the ground is okay
"I have a skirt on so everyone on the road is gonna get flashed." - Arlene A (05/19/2018)
"There should be T shirts that say that I felt a beard." - Arlene A (05/18/2018)
"You're distracting me from the pieces." - Arlene A (05/18/2018)
"This is why I don't go to New York delis." - Arlene A (05/17/2018)
she got a big sandwich for dinner
"Although it looks like a tampon..." - Arlene A (05/17/2018)
the cork screw the hotel gave us
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"Lines are good. I like lines." - Arlene A (05/17/2018)
how to start the puzzle
"If I take a Zanex I can like stare." - Arlene A (04/24/2018)
"I'm like not emotional toward some of those people." - Arlene A (04/24/2018)
"I like dogs. I especially like dogs that are not my responsibility." - Arlene A (03/02/2018)
"He's free? I was gonna ask if it's a money making scheme." - Arlene A (03/02/2018)
bri tried to give away wiki
"Life is just so easy..." - Arlene A (03/02/2018)
she had to do something hard
"This is monopoly. They just jumbled it." - Arlene A (03/02/2018)
lords of waterdeep
"See how my generosity is paying off... you guys get some but I get more!" - Arlene A (03/02/2018)
she kept playing intrige cards which gave us stuff
"It would if some dick doesn't buy it." - Arlene A (03/02/2018)
"Or you get drunk." - Arlene A (03/02/2018)
"They only have one poinsettia and it's really sad looking..." - Arlene A (01/26/2018)
"She would like go through stereos like they were potato chips." - Arlene A (01/26/2018)
her sister
"The suburbs are so bogus." - Arlene A (01/26/2018)
no paying for parking in the suburbs!
"She seems too good to be true." - Arlene A (01/20/2018)
taylor swift
"She smokes so how can you take her seriously as a singer?" - Arlene A (01/20/2018)
adele
"I actually don't mind them because if you carry books, they make it easier." - Arlene A (01/06/2018)
boobs
"How many puppies did they kill?" "Well, they were really warm." - Janny M & Arlene A (01/06/2018)
people around us were wearing fur
"Oh, they pay me." - Arlene A (11/09/2017)
"They were like, 'Oh my God, it's a bomb,' but it wasn't a bomb. It was someone's lunch." - Arlene A (11/09/2017)
"What level of celebrity? Like Dancing With The Stars?" - Arlene A (09/29/2017)
enough to cheat on brian with and it's okay
"Can you go to the doctor and ask for boobs?" - Arlene A (09/29/2017)
"That's a cool story though..." - Arlene A (09/29/2017)
it flopped
"It's like the cost of cereal... it's too hard." - Arlene A (08/02/2017)
"I actually get sleepy when I hear about it." - Arlene A (06/23/2017)
cost plus contracts & such
"I wanted to boycott Amazon but then I realized my quality of life would go down and I wasn't ready for that." - Arlene A (06/23/2017)
amazon is a pretty bad company
"Like there should be a cactus, right?" - Arlene A (06/23/2017)
instead of flowers at mi rancho
"I don't cook but I cut things." - Arlene A (06/03/2017)
she brought over a big tub of fruit
"Thank goodness for the numbers." - Arlene A (06/03/2017)
color by number
"Some people are only a voice." - Arlene A (04/06/2017)
she only knows some people via conference call
"Did you have some sort of provocative bumper sticker?" - Arlene A (04/06/2017)
why people are jerks in traffic
"When you say smell so good do you mean smell so good like a bakery or smell so good as in bourbon?" - Arlene A (12/17/2016)