Aunt Janet's Quotes

Aunt Janet has made 428 quotes!

"How old are you?" - Aunt Janet (09/10/2023)
uncle mike got heartburn

"My water broke with Megan." "You're welcome." - Aunt Janet & Megan R (09/04/2022)

"I'm like, and here we go and we're off!" - Aunt Janet (09/04/2022)
just spent $400 on a new dog

"Who cares about the planet!" - Aunt Janet (02/12/2022)

"It wasn't Unity by the Bay." "It was Unity by the bowling alley." - Eric W & Aunt Janet (02/12/2022)
uncle mike's old church that later bought my dad's house

"We put sugar in everything." "God bless America." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (02/12/2022)

"It's down the steepest f**king hill." - Aunt Janet (02/12/2022)

"You're basically at the bottom of a crater." - Aunt Janet (02/12/2022)

"Hey. Children around." "She's twenty." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (01/15/2022)
bri said a bad word around megan

"I have but I don't need to eat cookies." - Aunt Janet (01/15/2022)
aunt janet lost some weight

"Just call it bread. It sounds better." - Aunt Janet (01/15/2022)
zucchini bread is cake

"It's in a vegetable cookbook." "Okay." - Brian C & Aunt Janet (01/15/2022)
zucchini bread

"Ax!" - Aunt Janet (11/20/2021)
how to get out a piece of furniture

"You have commitment issues, Janis." - Aunt Janet (11/20/2021)

"Well yeah, truffles are cake." - Aunt Janet (11/20/2021)

"When I look back at all the s**t that went down..." - Aunt Janet (11/20/2021)
her private school

"Is she a bomb sniffing dog?" - Aunt Janet (11/20/2021)
their dog was sniffing packages

"I could read that program..." - Aunt Janet (11/20/2021)
she was good at betting the horses

"I don't know how rich people do those things." - Aunt Janet (12/24/2020)

"I swear to God the other day I found a red feather." - Aunt Janet (12/24/2020)
cardinal was trapped in their garage years ago & blew its feathers

"Or one's gonna eat the other... I don't know." - Aunt Janet (04/25/2020)
flying bees chasing one another

"You were there for the keys, right?" - Aunt Janet (04/25/2020)
mom story

"Get stronger windows." - Aunt Janet (04/25/2020)
airplanes around a naval base would shatter community windows

"Well he's got a good memory cause he got them all." - Aunt Janet (04/18/2020)
squirrels in her yard found nuts in her potting plants that were in her garage all winter

"I don't care. I don't care!" - Aunt Janet (04/18/2020)
the squirrels destroyed her potted plants to get their nuts

"Then she didn't want to text and I'm like fu..." - Aunt Janet (04/10/2020)
mom wanted to call instead of text

"Oh, this came to my house." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2019)
the gift mom gave aunt janet

"I hate when people do that s**t." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2019)
write wash me on cars

"We always get f**ked." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2019)

"Not a successful hunter, I'd say." - Aunt Janet (02/02/2019)
chase was very skinny

"He came to us like that." - Aunt Janet (02/02/2019)
edward, their stray, is 29 pounds

"The fans will love that." "What fans?" - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (12/25/2018)
if the raiders moved to the UK

"Daddy said we had enough chairs." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2018)
there was no place for people to sit

"Oh, when I was young." - Aunt Janet (08/12/2018)
she painted her house & did a lot more

"They lost their s**t over that stupid field." - Aunt Janet (08/12/2018)
parents

"Why is one of them puffy?" "That's what she said." - Aunt Janet & Janny M (08/12/2018)
bags of food

"No. Captain America is good looking, not Elon Musk." - Aunt Janet (04/30/2018)
both arlene & i think elon musk is good looking

"CAn't I just get the word 'egg' on there?" - Aunt Janet (12/25/2017)
trying to draw on the plastic cup to label things

"Well that's where the location is..." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2017)
there was a brown stain on a chair and i thought poop stain

"You have to know the block, then you're good." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2017)
three stooges eye pokers

"How did he catch that?" "With his hands." - Aunt Janet & Brian C (01/22/2017)

"Yeah Olivia Munn won't treat you that well... she has maids and stuff..." - Aunt Janet (01/22/2017)
i got bri a glass of water

"I just became this wack job..." "As opposed to when?" - Aunt Janet & Janny M (12/25/2016)
sure it had to do with football

"Only I would buy something that sheds. I don't clean up enough hair." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2016)
the stuffed animals she got for megan for xmas

"Mike do you want the taco thing?" "Well I might..." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (12/25/2016)

"I'm trying to get rid of stuff so that taco thing is not staying here." "But it's gonna save us time!" - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (12/25/2016)
we were arguing over who gets the taco thing

"Wingless bones..." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2016)
she kept saying wingless bones when it was boneless wings

"It was really just amazing, like I marvel..." - Aunt Janet (11/17/2016)
stories of someone

"Oh, f**k him." - Aunt Janet (09/18/2016)

"You kinda have to catch it in order for me to get points." - Aunt Janet (09/18/2016)
talking to her fantasy players

"Nobody hears me... Am I talking? Am I talking?" - Aunt Janet (09/18/2016)

"Pixar." - Aunt Janet (07/09/2016)
the way she said it; pixar makes her cry

"She's a jem... literally." - Aunt Janet (07/09/2016)
me; my initials

"F**k it. It's a good story, I guess." - Aunt Janet (07/08/2016)
her doorbell story; she bought a $50 doorbell

"I am psycho about my storm drains." - Aunt Janet (07/08/2016)

"He's like the master of deceit." - Aunt Janet (07/08/2016)
uncle mike

"No one wants to do it." "I do!" - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (05/28/2016)
go to the hospital to visit people

"That's not Cloud. Cloud would be biting and scratching." - Aunt Janet (05/28/2016)

"I'm old so that's what I do." - Aunt Janet (03/20/2016)
have lamps instead of built in lighting

"F**k yeah!" - Aunt Janet (02/07/2016)
she cusses!

"Cause we're older now..." - Aunt Janet (12/06/2015)

"Oh, whatever..." - Aunt Janet (12/06/2015)

"I got like twenty Pacers on my team!" - Aunt Janet (12/06/2015)
her fantasy team

"Why are these really hard?" "That's what she said." - Aunt Janet & Janny M (12/06/2015)

"I have no life so good for me." - Aunt Janet (12/06/2015)
if they do tuesday night football

"Cheese bricks." - Aunt Janet (12/06/2015)

"Go Packman, go. Take no prisoners!" - Aunt Janet (10/18/2015)
he's on her fantasy team

"I don't care if they're dicks, I'll draft them." - Aunt Janet (10/18/2015)

"Jeez, look at this loser." "Me? Yeah, I know." - Aunt Janet & Janny M (10/18/2015)

"Who cares about the Ravens?" - Aunt Janet (10/18/2015)
this is fantasy

"I don't care. It'll shut her up for a little while." - Aunt Janet (10/08/2015)
getting someone a tucker jersey

"That's not the way he tells it." - Aunt Janet (10/08/2015)
when justin tucker was signing autographs uncle mike asked him to sign his boobs

"It could be worse. I could be at the bar." - Aunt Janet (10/08/2015)

"I laughed..." - Aunt Janet (10/08/2015)
shaking her head no

"And we ate that f**king food." - Aunt Janet (09/20/2015)
there was a mouse in their grill

"That's not what I want to add for flavor." - Aunt Janet (09/20/2015)
stuff from a mouse

"Wait. Why are we rooting for the Steelers?" "Cause we don't have Forty Niners on our team." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (09/20/2015)

"Ugh. It ruined my water." - Aunt Janet (09/20/2015)
she took a sip of uncle mike's beverage

"I mean I love him and he's my son but God I hate him." - Aunt Janet (09/20/2015)
dylan always wins fantasy

"I don't want you making beer!" - Aunt Janet (08/28/2015)
since bri makes wine, aunt janet doesn't want uncle mike making beer

"Woah." "Oh, whatever." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (08/28/2015)
mia, their cat, just ran right through us for no reason

"It was like a teamsters meeting." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2015)
when her parents used to play pinochle, smoke, alcohol

"I had a glass of whine; I'm like wooo!" - Aunt Janet (08/08/2015)

"All those aces. My hand is so heavy." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2015)

"Right away meaning two hours." - Aunt Janet (07/11/2015)
someone was late

"Don't you write that down!" - Aunt Janet (07/11/2015)

"And he passed away. I'm sure cirrhosis of the liver." - Aunt Janet (07/11/2015)
a dude aunt janet used to know who was always drunk

"Why do I even work there?" - Aunt Janet (07/11/2015)

"What are we back in the nineties?" - Aunt Janet (07/11/2015)
ball pits are back!

"It changed my life and I didn't even go!" - Aunt Janet (06/11/2015)
talking to aunt janet on the phone; her credence story

"My car was covered in sap... is this a joke? There wasn't even a tree in this lot." - Aunt Janet (04/28/2015)
even talking on the phone she makes quotes

"Every time I called they said it was getting painted... It must have been a hell of a paint job." - Aunt Janet (04/28/2015)

"Whatever. Couldn't be my kids." - Aunt Janet (04/12/2015)
a 12 year old invented something & made millions

"I guess I need to get shot glasses." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
bri was taking shots

"So when you don't drink, then you drink, you're like 'woooo'." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)

"So it's mercury. It's gas. What am I gonna do about it? Cry?" - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
when a light bulb breaks

"Baltimore County?" "Eww." - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (04/04/2015)

"Oh my God. All those f**king birds I buried." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
emma used to kill birds

"How did I not think of that?" - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
the bell they put on emma

"I wasn't drunk but I was very tipsy..." - Aunt Janet (04/04/2015)
she ordered something in that state

"Oh that's where the Gaylord is." "Well we don't know his sexuality." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (03/14/2015)

"Cause Florida needed another football team." - Aunt Janet (03/14/2015)
jacksonville

"He's getting his ducks in a row." - Aunt Janet (03/14/2015)
chip kelly

"From endangered monkeys. They're more tender." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2014)
aweful

"You take your shoes off when you go to the bathroom?" "Don't judge me." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (11/27/2014)

"You look like an Indian." "How." "Not that kind." - Aunt Janet & Brian C (11/27/2014)

"I think he gets ten points automatically because he's Peyton Manning." - Aunt Janet (10/26/2014)
in fantasy

"It's like a Disney movie out here." - Aunt Janet (08/02/2014)
her back yard is very colorful & has animals

"It's haunted." - Aunt Janet (08/02/2014)

"They thought we were the coolest parents." Well, duh." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (08/02/2014)
dylan's friend

"If it's level with the level?" - Aunt Janet (08/02/2014)
the tv; uncle mike asking if it looked level

"It was touched by a thief." "It was lifted." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (08/02/2014)

"His head is shaped like a light bulb. I'm not kidding." - Aunt Janet (08/02/2014)

"He photobombed before there was photobombing." - Aunt Janet (08/02/2014)
one of her highschool friends who owns the ravens now

"So why somebody gave her up." - Aunt Janet (04/20/2014)
roshy's cat meows a lot

"People have to poop or they'll die." "Yeah but that's a different documentary." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (04/20/2014)

"Mom had no problems winging them across the room." - Aunt Janet (04/20/2014)
grandmommy liked to throw phones

"Fifty one... Cougar!" - Aunt Janet (04/20/2014)
uncle mike is younger

"Do it and be cool!" - Aunt Janet (04/20/2014)

"I was so glad nobody ate it." - Aunt Janet (12/29/2013)
the chicken salad at christmas; it was good

"I don't think that's asking too much." - Aunt Janet (12/29/2013)
tv's everywhere for football

"Oh, he showed his mustache, yay!" - Aunt Janet (12/29/2013)

"If you scream, scream outside." - Aunt Janet (12/29/2013)

"You have six cats?" "Five!" - Janny M & Aunt Janet (11/28/2013)

"I'm definitely going to be that old cat lady..." - Aunt Janet (11/28/2013)

"Yeah, it looked like I had a stroke when doing it." - Aunt Janet (11/28/2013)
tried to write something in icing for megans cake

"Fifty f**king dollars!" - Aunt Janet (11/23/2013)

"Dylan?" "Headphones..." - Aunt Janet & Megan R (11/23/2013)

"I didn't even look at the outcome." "You lost." - Brian C & Aunt Janet (11/23/2013)
in our fantasy league

"See, this is the stuff in my head but I can't remember the pertinent stuff I need day to day!" - Aunt Janet (11/23/2013)

"Not like stalking keep track..." - Aunt Janet (01/06/2013)
what she uses facebook for

"I don't know if he's playing us or if he's dumb." - Aunt Janet (01/06/2013)
loki

"Well you need to shake it up or it won't stick..." - Aunt Janet (12/19/2012)
talking to aunt janet over the phone

"I've met her a few times and we've laughed about stuff..." - Aunt Janet (11/22/2012)
what?

"We don't have a dog in that fight... Ou, I shouldn't have said that..." - Aunt Janet (11/07/2012)
talking about michael vick

"You are blonde." "Hey!" - Brian C & Aunt Janet & Megan R (07/29/2012)
hey said at the same time

"We're talking about poor people. We're not talking about normal people." - Aunt Janet (07/29/2012)

"I didn't know how doodles were timed..." - Aunt Janet (07/29/2012)
megan was playing a computer game

"Don't write that down... You put that stuff on the internet!" - Aunt Janet (06/03/2012)
yea i do

"He's got long hair but, phew, nothing!" - Aunt Janet (06/03/2012)
uncle mike needs a hearing aid???

"I forget his name... It was something Rooney." "Andy Rooney?" - Aunt Janet & Janny M (06/03/2012)

"It's like buying crack... Then you get addicted to them like they're crack." - Aunt Janet (06/03/2012)
mach 3 razor blades are expensive

"They ate the tops off of all my tulips!" - Aunt Janet (06/03/2012)
the cute bunnies

"And it has a popcorn button!" "So does hers." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (03/04/2012)
we had our microwave for 10 years, aunt janet's relative only had hers for 5

"I wouldn't joke about that in a hospital." - Aunt Janet (02/05/2012)
tying candi up to a tree

"Forty four years from now... I will be... dead." - Aunt Janet (02/05/2012)

"Where's my purse? ...Really. Is it going to be that kind of day?" - Aunt Janet (01/29/2012)
her purse was right in front of her

"Well I don't care about your sticks." - Aunt Janet (01/29/2012)

"Two hundred fifty dollar mushrooms." - Aunt Janet (01/28/2012)
she broke her outside mirror coming back from the store

"He's gorgeous, just not in that hat..." - Aunt Janet (01/22/2012)
tom brady always wears the same beanie

"I think Dylan's more mature than Ashton Kutcher." - Aunt Janet (01/22/2012)

"Chocolate and alcohol will make it all better." - Aunt Janet (01/22/2012)
that was a tough ravens loss

"I'll be burning the bobbleheads later, but you know..." - Aunt Janet (01/22/2012)
the ravens bobbleheads

"Look how cute he is and what is he? Twelve? Thirteen?" - Aunt Janet (01/15/2012)

"Well I put the bird feeder there and the bird seed falls and it sprouts cause it's seed..." - Aunt Janet (01/08/2012)

"Megan was running point." - Aunt Janet (01/08/2012)
making sure of something

"You can see how dedicated to drinking I am." - Aunt Janet (01/08/2012)
she forgot her beer

"I wouldn't be hoisting alcohol." "I know. Been there, done that." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (01/08/2012)
girls drinking with roethlesberger

"Well that is a problem for me." - Aunt Janet (12/31/2011)
prostitution on craigslist

"It was like watching porn." - Aunt Janet (11/26/2011)
the ravens v 49ers game

"Oh my gosh. There's marshmallows everywhere!" - Aunt Janet (11/24/2011)
i over heard this

"Talk about a catch... not him..." - Aunt Janet (11/24/2011)
talking about Aaron Rogers... not the dude who caught the ball just then

"You'll sacrifice a lot and it usually has to do with dollar signs." - Aunt Janet (07/24/2011)
kids

"Oh, really?" - Aunt Janet (07/02/2011)
she tried to get a bug out of the house but it went back in

"It's words like that..." - Aunt Janet (07/02/2011)
she couldn't think of the word bench

"Oh my God, am I hearing things in my sleep again?" - Aunt Janet (07/02/2011)

"And you know, I'm a nazi..." - Aunt Janet (07/02/2011)
about picture frames being level

"Cause it's made in China!" - Aunt Janet (07/02/2011)
why her curtain rod broke

"Mike, could you get out the coasters for hot things?" - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)

"Where's this story going?" - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)
al talking about underwear

"I expect you to know all this covert stuff." - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)
jail breaking cell phones, uncle mike

"I know all about the Muppets!" - Aunt Janet (04/24/2011)
but she didn't know about the war of 1812

"Why do you think my food tastes so good?" - Aunt Janet (01/29/2011)
she uses a lot of butter

"What do they say? You kill one and four come to its funeral?" - Aunt Janet (01/29/2011)
hair

"I hate when it says one onion... One medium onion? One large onion? What do they mean?" - Aunt Janet (01/29/2011)
reciepes

"I'm gonna open a can of cat food. They'll go back." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2010)
try to get the cats to stay in the room

"What do you have to write it down?" - Aunt Janet (11/25/2010)
she asked me to do something as i was writting a quote down

"Okay, you can write this down... 'Never mind'." - Aunt Janet (11/25/2010)
she didn't need me to do something for her

"It's like watching paint dry." - Aunt Janet (11/25/2010)
watching a dog show

"Yes, they matched my cups. I was so pleased." - Aunt Janet (11/25/2010)
orange bowls matched her orange cups

"I always get that look like 'you don't know what the War Of 1812 is?'." - Aunt Janet (11/25/2010)
dylan is so smart

"Pumpkin Bites." "Isn't that your stripper name?" "No, it's Pumpkin Spice." - Mike A & Aunt Janet (11/25/2010)

"She's not a cool mom, she's a mom!" - Aunt Janet (11/23/2010)
my mom

"Wow, things I'd never thought I'd hear myself say..." - Aunt Janet (11/01/2010)
finally talked to her over the phone, she was talking to meg

"I recognize the whole ensemble." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2009)
she bought all the clothes aunt ruth had on

"All the Mom's at Shiply's are getting their kids I touches... Not that I want to keep up." - Aunt Janet (11/26/2009)

"I wonder how much they paid him." - Aunt Janet (11/26/2009)
for luke wilson to do an at&t ad

"See, we could have parked in the limo lane." - Aunt Janet (09/29/2009)

"No blood, no band aid... The use them as stickers." - Aunt Janet (09/29/2009)
the kids

"I wish it was me." - Aunt Janet (09/29/2009)
bono invited a kid up on stage

"What the hell is this?" "I don't know but it probably costs a fortune." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (09/29/2009)
some light display during the concert

"Of course they didn't do Bulletin Blue Sky... Whatever." - Aunt Janet (09/29/2009)
her favorite u2 song

"Oh, I know doors." - Aunt Janet (04/18/2009)
we have an expensive door

"Did you pop a button? Is that what's going on?" - Aunt Janet (04/18/2009)
megs shirt was unbuttoned

"Mike, did you want a hamburger... I'll take that as a no." - Aunt Janet (04/18/2009)
uncle mike was on my guitar

"Of course, Robbie's here." - Aunt Janet (04/18/2009)
everyone loves robbie!

"Some of them have kisses and stuff." "Those are the ones I find." - Brian C & Aunt Janet (04/12/2009)
she won't find any of the good ones

"This dwarfs by comparison but here's your Easter basket." - Aunt Janet (04/12/2009)
compared to what mom got

"Silver? Can I see?" "It's gone." - Megan R & Aunt Janet (02/19/2009)

"I'm a statistic now." - Aunt Janet (02/19/2009)

"It was part of its charm..." - Aunt Janet (03/04/2008)
the dirty walmart

"Oh, look at that bonnet... Oh my God!" - Aunt Janet (02/17/2008)

"Oh fine, everybody's got them but me." - Aunt Janet (02/17/2008)

"Roland, let the cord go!" - Aunt Janet (02/17/2008)
the cord was stuck in the door on the vaccum aunt janet wanted

"Good job, Roland. What did you read about that in a magazine?" - Aunt Janet (02/12/2008)
my dad filed to get social security

"You wasted my time talking about sub prime mortgages?" - Aunt Janet (02/12/2008)
there was more juicy stuff

"We only have an hour and a half to eat... Get in there!" - Aunt Janet (01/21/2008)

"There is one in D C." "Heh, not going." - Brian C & Aunt Janet (01/16/2008)
etrade bank

"You know I'd drop it in a pool or something..." - Aunt Janet (01/16/2008)
if she ever got an iphone

"Ah, it's got a hemi!" - Aunt Janet (01/16/2008)
dad's charger

"I drive a mini van!" - Aunt Janet (01/16/2008)

"You know your best friend's Dad's birthday? That's pretty bad, Robbie." - Aunt Janet (01/14/2008)
robbie didn't know his dad's birthday

"...Like someone electrocuted her." - Aunt Janet (01/14/2008)
megan's smile in her picture

"Forty five, okay? It'll happen to you, too." - Aunt Janet (01/14/2008)
she forgot her cell phone number!

"Thank God for that." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2007)
they import zuccini all year round

"They put a man on the moon..." - Aunt Janet (12/25/2007)
she couldn't open her body wash

"Did we have like a Christian revelation downstairs or something?" - Aunt Janet (01/04/2006)
the kids were hugging everyone

"She wanted a woman... I got a woman..." - Aunt Janet (12/24/2005)

"I have to get home to wash my pencil cup!" - Aunt Janet (06/27/2005)

"The boobs you get when you get older... It's amazing!" - Aunt Janet (06/25/2005)

"It's a strawberry... please don't make a mess..." - Aunt Janet (03/23/2005)

"It's just like boop and the fever's gone!" - Aunt Janet (04/03/2004)

"I don't know. I never really broke a shingle." - Aunt Janet (01/22/2004)

"Yeah, I loved disco." - Aunt Janet (01/18/2004)
being fasecious

"I have to admit.... I liked doing the hustle." - Aunt Janet (01/18/2004)

"Well, I don't know, but this head is dead." - Aunt Janet (01/14/2004)

"She's spitting it out... like that." - Aunt Janet (01/12/2004)

"Mail's here! Mail's here!" "Okay!" - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (01/07/2004)

"Yay! He'll be anarchistic by the time he's ten!" - Aunt Janet (01/06/2004)

"Well, you got sticky stuff in your hair, Meg." - Aunt Janet (12/31/2003)

"Saying my name twenty times isn't going to get you anywhere." - Aunt Janet (12/30/2003)
talking to megs

"You're fine if it just scratched your butt." - Aunt Janet (12/28/2003)

"It would take me three weeks to clean her room." "Shut up!" - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (12/28/2003)

"You live like a pig... Rochelle!" "Oink!" - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (12/28/2003)

"Small penis." - Aunt Janet (12/26/2003)

"Sick, I'm finally sick!" - Aunt Janet (12/25/2003)

"Oh, goodie. Gotta watch that!" - Aunt Janet (12/24/2003)
mary kate & ashley marathon for new years

"Isn't this the greatest paper in the world? I love it! And I should for ten dollars a roll." - Aunt Janet (12/24/2003)

"What? It's a broom!" - Aunt Janet (12/22/2003)

"You're that sick... wow." - Aunt Janet (11/28/2003)

"Megan, don't come up here, that just spells disaster." - Aunt Janet (11/27/2003)

"Mine says 'Janet loves Mike'... not." - Aunt Janet (11/27/2003)

"What is that smell?" "Shut up!" - Uncle Mike & Aunt Janet (09/28/2003)

"Oh, yay. You've got a nail clipper, that's sharp, too." - Aunt Janet (09/26/2003)

"Will you marry me?" "I already did." - Uncle Mike & Aunt Janet (09/26/2003)

"Oh, it's a Dungin Seage story, go ahead." - Aunt Janet (09/26/2003)

"Mike, could you check the laundry for me?" "No." "Thanks." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (09/26/2003)

"Oh, missed it." - Aunt Janet (09/26/2003)

"Dylan, there's two other doors... one of them you just push open. So easy." - Aunt Janet (08/31/2003)

"Yeah, you're on a mountain... lucky." - Aunt Janet (08/31/2003)

"If you think it can happen, it will." - Aunt Janet (08/29/2003)

"Apparently, I'm the only one who stands up and wipes." - Aunt Janet (08/29/2003)

"It only weighs a thousand pounds." "No... couple hundred." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (08/29/2003)
generators

"Gee, I hope one of our trees goes down." - Aunt Janet (08/29/2003)
she really does!

"...Not that it matters today." - Aunt Janet (08/28/2003)
washing the table

"Tissues? Gimme! - Aunt Janet (08/28/2003)

"I can't guarantee anything about peace and quiet, and you know that." - Aunt Janet (08/28/2003)

"They walk right in, so you don't have to worry about anything." - Aunt Janet (08/27/2003)

"I'm hungry, I wish she would just come and go." - Aunt Janet (08/27/2003)

"I'm trying to think what I can sedate her with." - Aunt Janet (08/27/2003)
megs

"This is the third chunk I've found." - Aunt Janet (08/23/2003)

"Could they get any tinier? My God." - Aunt Janet (08/23/2003)

"Everything is carbs, now. It's very trendy." - Aunt Janet (08/23/2003)

"He bit my butt. It hurt so much." "I couldn't help it." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (08/17/2003)
loki really did it

"Oh my God! Nine months pregnant, big as a house..." - Aunt Janet (08/17/2003)

"You don't remember?" - Aunt Janet (08/17/2003)

"And what does Janet want for Christmas? A kitchen aid..." - Aunt Janet (08/17/2003)
she yelled it!

"She likes french fries and lamb, too... my girl." - Aunt Janet (08/17/2003)

"They over air condition the building." "I can't imagine." - Uncle Mike & Aunt Janet (08/17/2003)

"You need to talk to Alex, Mike, cause the rest of us don't care." - Aunt Janet (08/17/2003)

"Do you get the green ketchup?" "No, that's gross. Nobody wants that." - Stacy M & Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"Instant karma... I shouldn't have said anything about the Oreo's." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"And, you know they're going to come out and say splinta causes cancer." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"If I got up and got my binoculars, you know that bird would fly away." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"Have you seen a humming bird before?" "In Pocahontas." "Yeah, that doesn't count." - Aunt Janet & Stacy M (08/08/2003)

"Look at that idiot." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)
iris

"Twenty birds I wasted." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"Oh, you can get through." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)
megs

"... And then he says 'I am an old woman'." - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"Less fat? I'll take it!" - Aunt Janet (08/08/2003)

"Where is it? Here it is." - Aunt Janet (08/06/2003)

"Oh, that's appropriate. That's a Secemy Street toy." - Aunt Janet (08/05/2003)
megs was watching the show

"Seven O clock means Law And Order." - Aunt Janet (08/05/2003)

"I dare you." "Go! Go! Go... no." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (08/05/2003)
to eat the rest of the chicken & dumplings lol

"No thanks. I can read on my own." - Aunt Janet (07/31/2003)
iris was up on her

"Hey, get out of my dirt... that's nice." - Aunt Janet (07/30/2003)

"What's she wearing? The shirt from last night? Mike!" - Aunt Janet (07/26/2003)

"No. D V D?" - Aunt Janet (07/26/2003)

"And it's osmosis and it goes from him to him and they made a dance." - Aunt Janet (07/25/2003)
the stinky chicken (inside joke, obviously!)

"You're fired... I wish." - Aunt Janet (07/25/2003)

"Nobody is big and fat, okay?" - Aunt Janet (07/24/2003)

"I don't know, she's obsessed with closing all the doors up here." - Aunt Janet (07/23/2003)
megs

"The baby didn't even eat it!" - Aunt Janet (07/22/2003)

"What are they eating... oh, okay." - Aunt Janet (07/21/2003)

"She says ya?" "Yeah." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (07/21/2003)

"I don't even know how that started." - Aunt Janet (07/21/2003)

"No, you don't understand. This is a big thing for him, not having the computer. Now, for me, it's the air conditioning." - Aunt Janet (07/18/2003)

"Call and make sure we're on." - Aunt Janet (07/18/2003)
b4 i left

"Cause I hope to get home to see it... psycho." - Aunt Janet (07/18/2003)

"Oh, no we don't." - Aunt Janet (07/18/2003)

"I had my recipe out and everything. I was ready to make that meatloaf." - Aunt Janet (07/18/2003)

"Janis is bailing." - Aunt Janet (07/18/2003)

"I hope you're enjoying your computer game as I'm killing the fish." - Aunt Janet (07/15/2003)

"We're going to have sex all over the house." "I won't call late." - Linda T & Aunt Janet (07/13/2003)
wow, this is first sick talk i've heard in a while

"He was like 'my legs hurt, my sholders hurt, I've been standing', and I was like 'what are you ninety?'" - Aunt Janet (07/11/2003)

"Uh oh. Someone's cleaning up... we can't have that." - Aunt Janet (07/10/2003)

"Well, I guess I had a couple of glasses, and she had... a couple more." - Aunt Janet (07/09/2003)

"Oh, yeah. We're going to go to concerts and all." - Aunt Janet (07/04/2003)
when her kids grow up

"It's sad, though. Lipstick is like six bucks a pop." - Aunt Janet (07/02/2003)

"Do you know what I'm talking about?" "I wasn't there." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (07/01/2003)

"Her pascifier purposly matches her outfit." - Aunt Janet (07/01/2003)

"Stop it. That chipmunk thing has to go." - Aunt Janet (07/01/2003)

"Sit back down... that's not a quote." - Aunt Janet (07/01/2003)

"Megan's like 'banana's or oreos'." "I know which one she'll pick." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (07/01/2003)

"Someone could break in." "For what? My car seat?" - Janny M & Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"That's okay. Quotes are cute." - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"Where's the bird bath?" - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"Are you even my son?" - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)
dylan said he hated walmart! noooo

"You're going to protect the donuts? I don't blame you." - Aunt Janet (06/29/2003)

"I'm the proud owner of an electric knife... How many chicks can say that?" - Aunt Janet (06/28/2003)

"Oh, it's rediculous. Look what they've done." - Aunt Janet (06/28/2003)

"There's someone out there doing yardwork." "Oh, my God, the nerve." - Aunt Janet & Janny M (06/27/2003)
well we were doing it too lol

"He loves to sing, it's the cuttest thing." - Aunt Janet (06/27/2003)
dylan

"How many trees are you going to plant? It's like 'don't you think these things get big?'" - Aunt Janet (06/27/2003)

"That's a psycological nightmare for Rochelle." - Aunt Janet (06/27/2003)
her loosing her brush!

"Do you want me to call him back and say I'm you?" - Aunt Janet (06/27/2003)
lol

"My God, I'm not a psyco about spills." - Aunt Janet (06/27/2003)

"We're talking about you brushing your hair." - Aunt Janet (06/27/2003)

"I hear another dog, they want to talk to you... oh, you little s**t." - Aunt Janet (06/24/2003)
trying to get the dogs outside

"Pretty." "Yeah, but what about her?" - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (06/22/2003)

"She tried." - Aunt Janet (06/22/2003)

"What does the little magnet say?" "It says nothing, I have to look at it." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (06/22/2003)

"Ann would always say 'sue me'." "Did she ever get sued?" - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (06/22/2003)

"She'll know it once, then the hair'll grow back." - Aunt Janet (06/20/2003)

"What's that, Mommy?" "It's an adult drink." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/20/2003)

"The grill's a mess... it was full of mold." "Mmmm..." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (06/20/2003)

"E equals M C squared... let me explain it to you." - Aunt Janet (06/20/2003)

"She peed? How does she do it?" "Well, she..." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (06/20/2003)

"I'm sorry, is that not food?" - Aunt Janet (06/20/2003)
she pet lokie & he was like licking her hand

"She punched me in the eye." "Just like we rehursed it." - Uncle Mike & Aunt Janet (06/19/2003)
meggie lol

"They don't have the already cut ones? How spoiled am I?" - Aunt Janet (06/16/2003)

"No." - Aunt Janet (06/16/2003)
lol, the cart was squeeling

"What? The dog dies? Oh, yeah. They're going to do that." - Aunt Janet (06/13/2003)
blue the dog dies... that'd b great

"Ou, going to the bank and making a deposit... woo." - Aunt Janet (06/13/2003)

"Oh, age, it'll hit us all." - Aunt Janet (06/12/2003)

"Get that piece of stupid, healthy carrot out of my cookie dough." - Aunt Janet (06/10/2003)

"Monarchy?" "Oh, yeah. That's a word he knows." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (06/10/2003)

"I don't know where these things are coming. It's like a whole different child." - Aunt Janet (06/10/2003)

"I don't wanna see a dead mouse." "Well, you don't. You just pick it up and if it's heavy, you throw it away." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (06/10/2003)

"Ew! Is that water?" "Yeah." "Oh, good." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (06/10/2003)

"Oh, shut up. You're fine. Go watch Elmo." - Aunt Janet (06/09/2003)

"Oh, well that looks stupid." - Aunt Janet (06/09/2003)

"If she asks me what I think I'm going to say it's just too pink." - Aunt Janet (06/08/2003)
linda painted her door pink!

"I was going to sell this high chair, but now it's too chewed up." - Aunt Janet (06/06/2003)

"Boy, if you weren't pretty... off you'd be." - Aunt Janet (06/06/2003)

"You can work around the house anytime you want to." - Aunt Janet (06/06/2003)

"And he acts like he's your age." - Aunt Janet (06/05/2003)
muncle ike turns 37 saturday!

"It's playing all by itself." "Yeah, it's called a demo mode." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/04/2003)

"Janet, the dog food smells weird." "Yeah, well it's dog food." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (06/04/2003)

"Uh oh! There's poop in there." "Yeah, well, that's where it belongs." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/03/2003)

"I was like 'who is Tricia and why is she surprised that I have a job?'" - Aunt Janet (06/02/2003)

"You almost cut me." "I didn't cut you, the thing fell on you." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/02/2003)

"I'm just living my life over here." - Aunt Janet (06/01/2003)
talking about my quotes page

"A J?" "Well, it's better than just writing them out." - Aunt Janet & Janny M (06/01/2003)

"Did he get hurt?" "Who cares... of course not." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (06/01/2003)
lokie knocked off a glass dish

"It's such a lame attempt for attention." - Aunt Janet (06/01/2003)

"Aww... she pead on the floor." - Aunt Janet (05/30/2003)
peas, actual peas, lol

"We'd spoon, so wonderful." - Aunt Janet (05/30/2003)

"Oh my God, they're the size of a quarter!" - Aunt Janet (05/30/2003)

"I had the weirdest dream... I dreamed I was buying night clothes." - Aunt Janet (05/30/2003)

"What are those things called?" "Pictures." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (05/30/2003)

"Oh, alright. I'm going to be stupid." - Aunt Janet (05/30/2003)

"Oh boy. Put down fifeteen big, fat points... ye ha!" - Aunt Janet (05/30/2003)
we were playing ruuummmmmmmmy

"What are you waterproof?" - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)

"It won't go in!" - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)

"Don't you think I haven't been counting those beach towels." - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)
she had 12, missing 6, lol

"You know, I'm doing this out of love, Lokie." - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)

"Pretend I was lonely girl... God, I wish I was lonely." - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)
she always has megy

"I know, I suck." - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)

"Don't shake, don't shake, don't shake... Let me squeeze." - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)

"Lucky you, I think I'll watch bear in the big blue house... love it!" - Aunt Janet (05/29/2003)

"I took it out to eat it, but I didn't." - Aunt Janet (05/28/2003)

"Even if you're the most beautiful person, you still look bad in your school pictures." "I never found that but okay." - Roshy R & Aunt Janet (05/28/2003)

"French fry tray... alright." - Aunt Janet (05/28/2003)

"They all loved Milo, I don't know what he's got but..." - Aunt Janet (05/28/2003)

"Have you ever heard two cats... make... whoopie?" - Aunt Janet (05/28/2003)

"No, both arms... bend, bend." - Aunt Janet (05/27/2003)

"Mommy is the opposite of monster... and don't you forget it!" - Aunt Janet (05/27/2003)

"Quite a collection... have you named the mouse yet?" "Yeah, Jerry." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (05/27/2003)

"Don't you dare rip this swetter." - Aunt Janet (05/27/2003)

"In your dreams. Wet, dirty dog coming in here." - Aunt Janet (05/26/2003)

"It's probably me, again." - Aunt Janet (05/26/2003)

"How did a grape get into my van?" - Aunt Janet (05/26/2003)

"So young... so gullible." - Aunt Janet (05/25/2003)

"On your dinner plate, there's a bowl of cheerios." - Aunt Janet (05/25/2003)

"And he wanted to start his own business at one time... haha." - Aunt Janet (05/23/2003)

"Dylan, just let him struggle." - Aunt Janet (05/23/2003)
the dog was trying to get a hot dog piece

"Oh, I'll hold that glass jar you're holding." - Aunt Janet (05/23/2003)

"So are you going for that lifetime supply of grape juice?" "If Welches only knew." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (05/23/2003)

"... I mean have you seen confetti?" - Aunt Janet (05/23/2003)
a dog chewed up a piece of paper

"Okay, here's so I don't have a heart attack and die." - Aunt Janet (05/23/2003)

"Go on, inside." "Why?" "To eat donuts, of course." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (05/23/2003)

"Get down, get down." "Okay, if you insist." - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (05/23/2003)

"Haha, don't make me pee." - Aunt Janet (05/23/2003)

"Oh no, there's shoes. The dogs love shoes." - Aunt Janet (05/22/2003)

"I don't even want to think about it, but frosting is calories, so go for it." - Aunt Janet (04/22/2003)
dylan needs to gain weight!

"How does it go? Weather is here, wish you were beautiful." - Aunt Janet (04/22/2003)

"Well, I figured I'm doomed anyway." - Aunt Janet (04/18/2003)
she had meat on good friday, baaaad!

"I swear. How am I raising you children?" - Aunt Janet (04/18/2003)

"When you climb, you fall, kinda like you just did." - Aunt Janet (03/28/2003)

"What are you doing, Dylan?" "Putting in a crayon." "No thanks." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (03/28/2003)

"Yeah, he's my friend when he needs grape juice, though." - Aunt Janet (03/28/2003)

"It's hard to close, it's a cheap umbrella." - Aunt Janet (03/28/2003)

"And then I feel like the bad guy who wants her to pee and poop outside." - Aunt Janet (03/28/2003)

"Oh, there's another one. They can't leave beauty alone." - Aunt Janet (03/26/2003)
penny was eating the flowers

"Oh! She went to the bathroom outside? Give her a dog treat. Oh, wait, then she'll think you're giving her a dog treat for standing by the door." - Aunt Janet (03/26/2003)

"I don't want to see any pooing action from you guys." - Aunt Janet (03/26/2003)

"He's one of the most unhealthiness people I've ever met." "And he acts all healthy and all." - Aunt Janet & Roshy R (03/24/2003)

"Oh, road block, oh, good." - Aunt Janet (03/23/2003)

"Lokie, you wake her, you take her." - Aunt Janet (03/21/2003)
talking to the dog barking

"Dylan, could you clean that up for me?" - Aunt Janet (03/21/2003)

"Yea, I think my friend said something about Jiffy Lube." "Being good or bad?" "Bad." "Oh, goodie." - Janny M & Aunt Janet (03/21/2003)

"The dog is licking dish washing detergent... okay..." - Aunt Janet (03/21/2003)

"Mike wanted me to get him manly candles so I got him wild pansies and baby powder." - Aunt Janet (03/09/2003)

"Remember she used to throw phones?" - Aunt Janet (07/02/2002)

"Finally, a phone that makes sense... off." - Aunt Janet (07/02/2002)

"What a lovely color, Santa's Flesh!" - Aunt Janet (05/12/2002)

"Mike, would it be too gross for you to open this meat?" "I'll take that baby for ya!" - Aunt Janet & Uncle Mike (05/12/2002)