Dylan R's Quotes

Dylan R has made 53 quotes!

"Eh, yeah, cheating..." - Dylan R (02/12/2022)
tom brady was the goat?

"We put sugar in everything." "God bless America." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (02/12/2022)

"Just letting them go... - Dylan R (02/12/2022)
aunt janet used to have birds

"I had my McDouble and it was gone and I was sad." - Dylan R (07/09/2016)

"I'm confused." "Yeah, same as me." - Brian C & Dylan R (07/09/2016)

"Go for his spleen!" - Dylan R (12/06/2015)

"To be honest, I hope it did, too." - Dylan R (10/18/2015)
michael vick's knee is busted

"You're hurting me in the head." - Dylan R (07/11/2015)
when trump speaks

"Made from fresh monkeys." - Dylan R (12/25/2014)
monkey bread

"You take your shoes off when you go to the bathroom?" "Don't judge me." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (11/27/2014)

"Too late, they're already dead." - Dylan R (12/25/2013)

"Curtain flavored cat food." - Dylan R (07/02/2011)
their cat likes to lick curtains

"All we'll break is the lamp." - Dylan R (08/07/2006)

"Bada ba ba ba." "I'm lovin it." - Janny M & Dylan R (08/07/2006)

"I can't put it back in..." - Dylan R (12/29/2005)
his tooth lol

"What day is it, and in what month?" "It's Saturday." - Janny M & Dylan R (07/09/2005)
you and me by lifehouse, that was funny

"Oh no, not Barney." - Dylan R (01/12/2004)

"Why are you guys back in?" "Daddy has to go get his beer." - Dylan R & Roshy R (01/10/2004)

"Mail's here! Mail's here!" "Okay!" - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (01/07/2004)

"I'm a tornado." "I'm a tornado, too." - Dylan R & Janny M (12/28/2003)

"Who's throwing the beetles?" "The pants, Dylan." - Dylan R & Roshy R (12/20/2003)

"Does she still have diahrea?" - Dylan R (11/26/2003)

"I was watching that... That's Sister Sister!" "What was I thinking?" - Dylan R & Uncle Mike (11/26/2003)

"I wanna look at the pizza." - Dylan R (08/06/2003)

"Where's E bay?" - Dylan R (07/25/2003)
lol he's 5, it was sooo cute

"Where's Mommy?" "I think she's in here." - Dylan R & Uncle Mike (07/18/2003)
in his cerial bowl

"I'm going to get a package in a few days, ya know?" "Yeah, me too." - Janny M & Dylan R (07/02/2003)

"Good job, Janet." - Dylan R (06/29/2003)

"Ah! Ah... ah... ah... Bug!" - Dylan R (06/28/2003)
he's soo cute when he does that!

"Bad dog, bad dog. Go to jail." - Dylan R (06/25/2003)

"Listen to me, Lokie. I'm going to throw you in jail." - Dylan R (06/25/2003)

"What's that, Dyl?" "That's a fruit by the foot." - Janny M & Dylan R (06/25/2003)
he put it on his new bike???

"Winner... go to jail." - Dylan R (06/24/2003)

"What's that, Mommy?" "It's an adult drink." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/20/2003)

"Hello? There's an O." - Dylan R (06/19/2003)
he's picking up that hello from me :P

"That's why I'm holding my breath." "Well, if you want to sufficate, go ahead." - Dylan R & Roshy R (06/19/2003)

"Your bed is bouncy." - Dylan R (06/18/2003)
i know it

"That's animal plate to you." - Dylan R (06/18/2003)

"Janet?... Mommy?" - Dylan R (06/06/2003)

"It's playing all by itself." "Yeah, it's called a demo mode." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/04/2003)

"Haha! You're dead. I'm alive." - Dylan R (06/03/2003)

"Uh oh! There's poop in there." "Yeah, well, that's where it belongs." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/03/2003)

"You almost cut me." "I didn't cut you, the thing fell on you." - Dylan R & Aunt Janet (06/02/2003)

"Hey there, lonely girl." - Dylan R (05/29/2003)
he was singing that song, lol, he's soo cute

"What a nice mountain." - Dylan R (05/26/2003)
playing cover up janis

"Go on, inside." "Why?" "To eat donuts, of course." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (05/23/2003)

"How bout no?" "How bout yes?" - Janny M & Dylan R (04/19/2003)

"What's your mom's name?" "Um... Vanet." - Janny M & Dylan R (04/19/2003)

"What are you doing, Dylan?" "Putting in a crayon." "No thanks." - Aunt Janet & Dylan R (03/28/2003)

"Fine. You're not my friend anymore." - Dylan R (03/28/2003)

"It's not mine." "It's not mine." - Janny M & Dylan R (03/22/2003)
talking about some random nail clipper (dylan is 5!!!)

"Is it poop?" "No, it's not poop." - Dylan R & Roshy R (03/09/2003)

"No, I'm afraid of snakes... for real, Dylan." "Da! Da!" - Janny M & Dylan R (03/07/2003)