Sam Sm's Quotes

Sam Sm has made 32 quotes!

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"Hey baby. I have thirty seven percent lung capacity. Wanna see my house?" - Sam Sm (10/10/2024)
the woman that glenn met at his gym was kinda hitting on him

"I have a student who plays every day." "Wow. That's expensive." - Gi C & Sam Sm (09/26/2024)
golfe

"Like a pebble in a pond." - Sam Sm (09/19/2024)
the ice cube hitting the wine

"That was a satisfying clunk..." - Sam Sm (09/19/2024)
as her ice cube went into her wine

"You're rubbish at people watching." - Sam Sm (07/03/2024)
me, i couldn't identify people well

"Yeah, I gave them away... stupid girl." - Sam Sm (06/05/2024)
her books

"I love you... it's great entertainment." - Sam Sm (06/05/2024)
i didn't know where machu picchu was

"Do you know what I saw yesterday? It was quite odd..." "A bear?" - Glenn H & Sam Sm (06/05/2024)

"The whole bed was going... and there was no one in it." - Sam Sm (03/28/2024)

"I'm going to look it up right now!" - Sam Sm (03/05/2024)

"Hold your fire!" - Sam Sm (02/10/2024)

"Well you're not going to be my friend anymore." - Sam Sm (02/01/2024)
if i'm a felon because of jury duty

"I'm not trying to be unkind." "Yes you were." - Sam Sm & Richard E (01/04/2024)
why richard should sit up front because his hearing isn't good

"Sophie, you don't do Ouija boards with seven year olds." - Sam Sm (11/18/2023)

"So you like cheese, obviously?" - Sam Sm (11/09/2023)
talking to jake who only knows queijo in portuguese

"I don't know I'm making it up as I go." - Sam Sm (09/28/2023)

"I want to see the rabbit!" - Sam Sm (08/11/2023)
sophie voiced a rabbit!

"If you're at a party and you need to go you need to figure out how much time you need to kiss everyone." - Sam Sm (08/10/2023)
how french say good bye at parties cause it will take a long time to kiss everyone

"I would have said something way stranger." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)

"I'm not a bunny boiler." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
that's what they call home wreckers

"I won't invest. I'll just come and... taste." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
if sophie & kate opened up a champagne shop

"It's gonna be dark." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
if sam were to create a personal book club with her stories

"I love you." "I know." - Janny M & Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
sam and i get along well

"I pay the money just to have a good time." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
our portuguese class is fun

"Well you tell them that, Janny!" - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)
olivia's needs a qr code menu

"He was a bit crazy but I don't think it had anything to do with him being German." - Sam Sm (06/29/2023)

"There are lots of bikes in London." "Not if I drive." - Sam Sm & Richard E (06/22/2023)

"You can pick up wine glasses. What more do you need?" - Sam Sm (05/18/2023)
i can pick things up with my feet

"I don't think I'd last very long." - Sam Sm (05/18/2023)
if she got a job around here not knowing portuguese

"Yeah, all the time." - Sam Sm (03/30/2023)
reading the dictionary

"You know the skate park?" "He stole it." - Glenn H & Sam Sm (03/23/2023)
i asked glen where he got his e-bike