Glenn H's Quotes
Glenn H has made 75 quotes!
"Dangerous sport, bowling." - Glenn H (09/12/2024)
bri got hurt lol
"You know Tivoli is a lot quieter than this." "That's cause they all got one foot in the grave." - Janny M & Glenn H (09/05/2024)
"They weren't Americans." - Glenn H (08/08/2024)
how he taught kids & they understood things
"My knee is gone, my hair is gone... Anything could be gone..." - Glenn H (08/08/2024)
"Americans are f**king stupid." "I know. I met you two." - Brian C & Glenn H (07/13/2024)
"You guys are weird but you're not weird enough." - Glenn H (07/11/2024)
"I'm spending it on cheap Chinese websites." - Glenn H (07/11/2024)
"So in the movies... we came up with movies..." "So in the World Cup..." - Janny M & Glenn H (07/11/2024)
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"It was really stiff this morning." "That's what she said." - Glenn H & Janny M (06/18/2024)
his knee from all the walking
"Are we rooting for white or black?" "Well, it's red." - Brian C & Glenn H (06/17/2024)
"But you were close with Japan." - Glenn H (06/05/2024)
i thought machu picchu was in japan
"Do you know what I saw yesterday? It was quite odd..." "A bear?" - Glenn H & Sam Sm (06/05/2024)
"That was a salty one." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Glenn H (05/23/2024)
a french fry i ate
"I used to have my own babies." - Glenn H (05/09/2024)
some sour dough thing charlotte & glenn always talk about
"I tried some of the juices from her baby." - Glenn H (05/09/2024)
baby talk
"I'm still alive, aren't I?" "Barely." - Janny M & Glenn H (04/25/2024)
the bad stuff they put into american food
"Actually that's quite hard." "That's what she said." - Glenn H & Janny M (04/10/2024)
my mussle
"So how are you gonna give it to me?" - Glenn H (04/10/2024)
the baby
"They were not interested." - Glenn H (04/04/2024)
glenn lost his phone and went to the police
"It's not very hard." - Glenn H (03/30/2024)
the fluffy ball on his hat
"You don't have any skills at all?" "No, picking women." - Glenn H & Michael Zzzz (03/14/2024)
talking to brian; complement to me :)
"No, I'm not taking pictures of random attractive men." "So you think he's attractive?" - Michael Zzzz & Glenn H (03/14/2024)
there's a guy that runs by us every thursday
"I did that for two or three years... I don't know mine was having babies." - Glenn H (03/09/2024)
"I'd be very interested in having a baby." - Glenn H (03/09/2024)
cambuchi baby
"She has a hairy chest." - Glenn H (02/29/2024)
"The more street-wise the more hair on your chest." - Glenn H (02/29/2024)
"And if I was in a court of law, I would say, 'no more questions, your honor.'" - Glenn H (02/29/2024)
why bri should stop worrying about his speaker system if the quality is no different
"She won't be there. They would have gotten rid of her by then." - Glenn H (02/22/2024)
when he wants to visit a place that a friend just went to
"I'm English and I don't know what ruckled is." - Glenn H (02/15/2024)
"It's not a drag show..." - Glenn H (02/03/2024)
the circus we were going to
"It's not a gay circus." - Glenn H (02/03/2024)
"Ice me, baby." - Glenn H (02/01/2024)
"I want you to ice me." - Glenn H (02/01/2024)
his wine
"This is the elephant story..." - Glenn H (02/01/2024)
"Geez, he's on speed!" - Glenn H (01/27/2024)
lando was VERY happy to see glenn for some reason
"You usually make it up." - Glenn H (01/25/2024)
if bri doesn't remember something he makes it up and we challenge
"This is the reversal of the title story." - Glenn H (01/04/2024)
"Things just go wrong. It's like an old car." - Glenn H (01/04/2024)
getting older
"It becomes very thick and sticky." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Glenn H (12/31/2023)
"I don't have any space. I got so much hair." - Glenn H (12/25/2023)
for tattoos
"You don't really look Asian." - Glenn H (11/18/2023)
"There's nothing on Musk. It’s all on Elon." - Glenn H (10/10/2023)
when you google 'musk'
"She just wants to get me wet." - Glenn H (10/08/2023)
"Get some tape." - Glenn H (10/08/2023)
the umbrella needed to go on his head to block the sun
"The stage is tiny. One guy in a big dress will fill it up." - Glenn H (09/29/2023)
the drag show we went to
"Oh, blimy!" - Glenn H (09/28/2023)
he couldn't open the bottle
"My tits weren't big enough." - Glenn H (07/15/2023)
"I said that can't be right..." - Glenn H (07/15/2023)
the dog washing machine at the laundromat
"Yeah but surely you don't put your dog in the washing machine." - Glenn H (07/15/2023)
the laundromat has a dog washing station that is confusing
"Lando, you haven't even said hi to me." "He's done a lot more than that to me." - Janny M & Glenn H (07/06/2023)
something we're trying to break him of
"I was complaining cause it was so wet." "That's what she said." "No!" - Glenn H & Janny M (07/02/2023)
in bangkok it rained a lot
"You feel like a barista." - Glenn H (05/25/2023)
he has a fancy coffee maker
"You must get a lot of cross fertilization..." - Glenn H (05/14/2023)
west virginia and maryland
"Poor Lando is stressed as all out." - Glenn H (05/11/2023)
"Aww, look, you have a gray beard like me." - Glenn H (05/11/2023)
lando
"Did they have those balls in medieval time? - Glenn H (05/07/2023)
a guy balancing on a big moving ball juggling knives
"So true story... medieval times..." - Glenn H (05/07/2023)
"'You're a dead man.' F**k off." - Glenn H (05/07/2023)
when he was in the states & a teacher, his american flag touched the floor & his students flipped ou
"I got through the extra special special search." - Glenn H (05/04/2023)
his stuff
"If yours doesn't get the extra special search..." - Glenn H (05/04/2023)
our stuff still isn't here :(
"He's obviously missing them." - Glenn H (04/13/2023)
lando is missing his girlfriends cause he's humping
"It's in their interest to hold it for ransom." - Glenn H (04/13/2023)
our stuff; we're being extorted
"There should be a dog dating app." - Glenn H (04/13/2023)
"That's not defending your point; f**k Shakespeare." - Glenn H (04/13/2023)
"Agriculture has a lot to answer for." - Glenn H (04/06/2023)
how we f**ked s**t up
"Nothing's their fault." - Glenn H (04/06/2023)
"I know they don't." - Glenn H (04/02/2023)
americans don't know where the philippines are
"The other name I'm gonna give you..." "I'm ready for it." - Glenn H & Stacy M (03/30/2023)
"Hannibal Lector?" "Jesus, no." - Janny M & Glenn H (03/23/2023)
"I would contest that Rome was far more advanced intellectually." - Glenn H (03/23/2023)
"Nobody speaks Latin." - Glenn H (03/23/2023)
"You know the skate park?" "He stole it." - Glenn H & Sam Sm (03/23/2023)
i asked glen where he got his e-bike
"Oh, but that is stupid." - Glenn H (03/16/2023)
the banana and ductape is art
"Well, take a bottle of wine with you." - Glenn H (03/02/2023)
to our sef appointment so they're nice