Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Eric W's Quotes

Eric W has made 69 quotes!

"Aw man. Somebody answered the same thing?" - Eric W (12/02/2022)

"I can actually smell the beaver." - Eric W (10/08/2022)
walking through the woods... maybe it was a different kinda beaver?

"Yeah, the C diff smell was... oof." "Can I quiz you on that later?" "No." - DeLaura W & Eric W (10/08/2022)
comparing smells

"I don't mean to stereotype but..." - Eric W (10/07/2022)

"It's how I poop in the morning. It's a very important process." - Eric W (10/07/2022)
his coffee

"My gut is like Fort Knox." - Eric W (10/07/2022)

"Alexa, off." - Eric W (10/07/2022)
when we talk about pot

"...It's like an hourly rate motel that you can take your hooker to... You should go." - Eric W (10/07/2022)
it's a beer store too

"And you know it's a Dale cause it's Florida." - Eric W (09/09/2022)
how a pilot would f**k up a rocket launch

"Basically G T A five happens after nine every night." - Eric W (09/09/2022)
prince george's county curfew

"That's good. It's summery. Kinda tastes like suntan lotion." - Eric W (09/09/2022)
the beer

"Oh my God this is the biggest one I've ever had." "That's what she said." - Eric W & Janny M (09/09/2022)
one of his chips

"It's the lesbians... the campus..." - Eric W (09/09/2022)
on hood

"Challenge accepted!" - Eric W (09/09/2022)

"No cause what I saw was the great white flight and they all went to Bowie." - Eric W (09/09/2022)

"I mean, you gotta big canal; how can you not? - Eric W (09/09/2022)

"They don't even have internet still." - Eric W (09/09/2022)
north carolina

"Seventy one percent of people don't want Biden to run again." "I believe it. He's the limpest dick of all." - Janny M & Eric W (07/03/2022)

"Well those fumes you don't really smell, they just kill you." - Eric W (07/03/2022)

"what is the fourteenth amendment?" "I'm glad you asked. Let me bring it up..." - Brian C & Eric W (07/03/2022)

"Hold my beer. Please." - Eric W (07/03/2022)
he was really drinking a beer

"That would be f**ked up. You can't turn down a naked lady." - Eric W (05/21/2022)
on au naked girl

"You got a lot of fun stuff. My house is boring as f**k." - Eric W (05/21/2022)

"That would look small if a Japanese person was standing next to it." - Eric W (05/21/2022)
a small car

"It wasn't Unity by the Bay." "It was Unity by the bowling alley." - Eric W & Aunt Janet (02/12/2022)
uncle mike's old church that later bought my dad's house

"You're a bad Italian." - Eric W (02/08/2022)
christine didn't know what a macci was

"Do I have to?" - Eric W (02/04/2022)
login to local environment

"B A T. Watch this be porn." - Eric W (01/31/2022)
going to bat.com

"The only person who cared is no longer with us... I mean she's not dead..." - Eric W (12/15/2021)

"Sorry I left a skid mark on your driveway." - Eric W (06/29/2021)
from the air compressor

"Alright. Who's a big boy?" - Eric W (06/29/2021)
he had straps in his car

"I was right but I was slightly wrong." - Eric W (04/20/2021)
line-height vs height in css

"That's a solid mockup right there. Amnah would be proud." - Eric W (04/14/2021)
amnah is our mockup person; eric just threw something together with monosnap

"I gotta go with my organi-dicks." - Eric W (04/09/2021)

"After a while you can make your own chinchilla jacket so..." - Eric W (04/09/2021)
if you bred chinchillas... awful

"If this game keeps going on like this we should do a rasky rebirth and abort this s**t." - Eric W (04/09/2021)
playing dictionarium on jackbox was kinda boring; but he used one of our new words

"Ow, my brain." - Eric W (04/07/2021)

"It had to get jealous over Safari." - Eric W (04/07/2021)
in order for chrome to work he had to switch to safari then chrome started working

"I almost sound like I know what I'm talking about." - Eric W (03/31/2021)
talking about entity manager objects

"Yeah, well, there are a lot of things shaped like penises." - Eric W (03/29/2021)

"Octaboobs dead." - Eric W (03/05/2021)

"How big is that thing?" "That's what she said." - Eric W & Janny M (03/01/2021)
elon musk's submarine

"I killed two people." - Eric W (02/19/2021)
he was proud of himself

"That's what they call it. They call it the judge." - Eric W (02/19/2021)
his dick

"It says something fart. I'm down." - Eric W (02/19/2021)
to play a game on jackbox we never played before

"Yay. Clean." - Eric W (02/16/2021)
closed some tabs in chrome

"Suck my dick!" - Eric W (02/05/2021)

"Hamster Ubers is adorable." - Eric W (02/05/2021)

"I'm a tomato conducer." - Eric W (02/05/2021)

"He plays bass." "Bass guitar?" "Fair enough." - Diana W & Eric W (01/08/2021)

"No. I had a lemon. Then I got another lemon." - Eric W (11/30/2020)
his macs

"Come on. Show me dicks!" - Eric W (10/20/2020)
working on his code; test data

"Woah, look at my boobs." "There are nice boobs." - Eric W & Stacy M (10/16/2020)

"I was doing f**kstain but it wasn't having it." - Eric W (09/25/2020)
the game wouldn't allow bad words

"Who's ten cent anal?" - Eric W (09/11/2020)

"Someone already entered vagina as a place. Awesome." - Eric W (09/11/2020)

"They're well rounded." - Eric W (09/11/2020)
his boobs

"Do you call it, 'just the tip line?'" - Eric W (09/11/2020)

"No cause if it catches on fire, you can never buy it." - Eric W (08/06/2020)
ferrarri

"They should just call it f**k yourself at bah dot com." - Eric W (07/14/2020)
having trouble with getting his loaner laptop

"It's not my router. It's your s**ty connection to my house." - Eric W (07/06/2020)

"What is your family from West Virginia?" "South Carolina." "Oh. Same thing." - Eric W & Brian C (06/20/2020)

"You might have a lemon, man." "No. It's an Apple." - Janny M & Eric W (06/15/2020)
his computer

"...And now we're balls deep in paragraphs..." - Eric W (06/10/2020)
we can't go back now

"Wow. Your computer sucks." "I know!" - Janny M & Eric W (04/29/2020)
we use macs

"I don't know why I need to log in to access a calendar." - Eric W (03/04/2020)
mac

"I just had a baby... Well I didn't have it..." - Eric W (02/28/2020)

"In the summer, I'd rather wear dresses." - Eric W (12/06/2019)

"In scrubs she is knocking it out." - Eric W (09/14/2019)
his nurse in greece