Bryan S's Quotes
Bryan S has made 83 quotes!
"Okay. Everything is okay." "Well the boat can still sink." - Janny M & Bryan S (10/07/2024)
we were running late but we got there... thanks for that, bryan lol
"This is probably it. I'm going to drink cause I'm old and decrepit." - Bryan S (10/06/2024)
why not?
"I love it but God that thing is expensive." - Bryan S (10/03/2024)
his pond
"I think I might walk around the boat." "Yeah, I did it. It's a boat." - Janny M & Bryan S (09/23/2024)
not an exciting boat
"Doesn't look like they have helmet laws here." "Well with all the life insurance companies here." - Janny M & Bryan S (09/23/2024)
"When I put fuel in my car..." "I don't do that." - Diana S & Bryan S (09/23/2024)
"Nobody said moonshine?" - Bryan S (02/16/2024)
what's at a hillbilly's wedding
"She can get another." - Bryan S (06/09/2023)
if you accidently berried your mother's dildo
"I know I don't cause my mom's dead." - Bryan S (06/09/2023)
"...Not my story to tell..." - Bryan S (12/02/2022)
"I warned my wife..." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
his last name gets misspelled and stuff
"I rode with Connie today so that's why I say you're a great driver!" - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
bri's driving
"Finally I just said f**k it." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
"You can put them in!" "Well, put them in! I'm tired of being bored." - Bryan S & Brian C & Janny M (10/13/2022)
first part of quote said at the same time
"I refuse to call it Reagan." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
dca airport
"Must have been windows." - Bryan S (10/13/2022)
something went wrong with the cash register at the bar
"Wow, you've done a thousand kilometers!" - Bryan S (09/30/2022)
fitbit on a plane
"Oh, Bryan. I'm so sorry. I drank all your bourbon." "That's okay. I have scotch." - Janny M & Bryan S (01/01/2020)
i drank the rest of his bourbon
"That's a lot of pressure." "That's what she said." - Long D & Bryan S (01/01/2020)
for the first quote of the decade
"You know when you're a dealer, what do you expect?" - Bryan S (01/01/2020)
"Are you really gonna argue this with a demographer?" - Bryan S (01/01/2020)
"Here. Eat stuff." - Bryan S (01/01/2020)
more food
"You don't have any two dimensional chickens." - Bryan S (01/01/2020)
"So, which part? Are you young or are you a gentrifier?" - Bryan S (01/01/2020)
"Nobody likes Trump." - Bryan S (01/01/2020)
"Are dirty jokes allowed?" "Absolutely... Only if I can hear them." - Janny M & Bryan S (12/31/2019)
"One time I accidentally washed her quote sheet." "And you're still married?" - Brian C & Bryan S (12/31/2019)
that bad new years :(
"Nevermi..." - Bryan S (12/31/2019)
"I think he was stoned." - Bryan S (12/31/2019)
"First I had to stand, now they just nuked me." - Bryan S (12/31/2019)
in we're doomed
"If they think they're putting me into a cubical, I'm walking." - Bryan S (12/28/2019)
work is combining areas
"Or you could use Microsoft Access... It's gotta be an improvement." - Bryan S (12/28/2019)
bri's work does things in excel
"I don't know how many kids are being poisoned to mine lithium." - Bryan S (12/28/2019)
for batteries
"They used to not give Martin Luther King day..." "Yeah, of course. It's Florida!" - Arlene A & Bryan S (12/28/2019)
"It's like chugging eighteen year old scotch." - Bryan S (11/29/2019)
the beer we all had last night... very rich & sweet
"Well make her a new fashion." - Bryan S (11/29/2019)
talking to the waiter who couldn't make arlene an old fashion
"We have too many mosquitoes." - Bryan S (11/29/2019)
"Not like Flea Bag where the sex is actually good." - Bryan S (11/29/2019)
"Our neighbors are..." "Lawn obsessed." - Liana S & Bryan S (09/20/2019)
they were mowing & trimming at 7:00 on a friday night
"Have you guys transitioned yet?" "No, I'm still a guy." - Bryan S (07/19/2019)
"At my parties, never say, 'it's not rocket science,' because it might really be rocket science!" - Bryan S (07/19/2019)
"I've heard of Dora." - Bryan S (07/19/2019)
dora the explorer!
"Everybody's younger than me." - Bryan S (06/14/2019)
"I just let it up..." "Good for you. I can't." - Stacy M & Bryan S (06/14/2019)
"It's not political! It's directional!" - Bryan S (06/14/2019)
bryan corrected me when i said i would come down to NY
"You have to hit the hole." - Bryan S (06/14/2019)
"They're sharp. Don't go feeling for them." - Bryan S (02/01/2019)
hooks under the table to hold coats
"It's a tragedy." - Bryan S (02/01/2019)
he can't drink more than one beer
"Leadership issues? What leadership?" - Bryan S (07/25/2017)
"Plan your dive and dive your plan." - Bryan S (07/25/2017)
"Here, put 'em down here. I'll crack 'em for ya." - Bryan S (04/06/2017)
knuckles
"It's an Irish bar, I'm not ordering a margarita." - Bryan S (04/06/2017)
"...That and Masters Of Sex..." - Bryan S (04/06/2017)
what he recommends on hbo
"I think we got the Russian mafia..." - Bryan S (03/02/2017)
on board with what we're doing
I'm a little concerned about the Chinese contingent..." - Bryan S (03/02/2017)
"Which wife?" - Bryan S (11/17/2016)
"No it's not. You just need to b***h more." - Bryan S (11/02/2016)
he has a bigger monitor because he b***hed
"You sure that's a good idea?" "No. I'm not sure any of this is a good idea." - Janny M & Bryan S (06/27/2016)
he was poking holes in a can with a pen
"It's prostitution." - Bryan S (06/20/2016)
doing things for money; he wants to retire
"I don't like doing things for money." - Bryan S (06/20/2016)
"More of a renovation..." - Bryan S (06/03/2016)
alex's burger
"I thought they were talking about William Shakespeare." - Bryan S (06/03/2016)
"Is that per chip?" - Bryan S (05/06/2016)
the sodium on the potato chips package
"You guys are scheduling meetings at happy hour!" - Bryan S (04/25/2016)
"I'm glad I don't work with you guys." - Bryan S (04/25/2016)
scheduling meetings at happy hour
"When the planes fall away into pieces they're kinda hard to track." - Bryan S (04/25/2016)
"Monday's are so crappy in general." "That's why we need alcohol." - Bryan S & Janny M (04/25/2016)
"You got me off track... I think you made me decide that our structure sucks." - Bryan S (03/11/2016)
"They look like the Koch brothers." "I know. Should I speed up just in case?" - Janny M & Bryan S (03/11/2016)
two older guys were crossing the driveway
"They have one sandwich that I like but it's so loaded with sodium I can only have one a year." - Bryan S (02/05/2016)
at subway
"Their son appears to be in California... so the story goes." - Bryan S (02/05/2016)
"For a few minutes?" "That's all it takes." - Liana S & Bryan S (02/05/2016)
"Good heavens, of course I shop online." - Bryan S (12/21/2015)
"So we'd have drinks and have the meeting afterward... or during the drinks..." - Bryan S (12/14/2015)
"And that nobody becomes chair for life, like, say, the president of Uganda." - Bryan S (12/14/2015)
how we do our eocc meetings
"Yeah but that would mean a person has to figure that out and that person is gonna be me so no." - Bryan S (09/03/2015)
figuring out draft order based on seniority
"Yeah, he's single." - Bryan S (08/19/2015)
david
"You gotta go further. My honey dew list is too long." - Bryan S (08/19/2015)
cantalope joke
"It might have kept him from being shot." - Bryan S (08/19/2015)
if john lenon made lenins instead of writing music
"I had a cat that loved Box Of Rain." - Bryan S (08/19/2015)
talking about grateful dead songs
"Why? There's just some rocks with some fricken sheep or something..." - Bryan S (07/17/2015)
"You want the crust, let's move the coast..." - Bryan S (07/17/2015)
"The problem is they get these heroin addictions..." - Bryan S (07/17/2015)
cats