Mom's Quotes

Mom has made 42 quotes!

"Is that a beat? "...It's a beat..." - Mom & Kenny B (07/21/2022)
in his salad, after he ate it

"I didn't feel lit. I took two Percocets." - Mom (06/05/2021)
when she got her tattoo

"It wasn't Nigel..." - Mom (04/05/2015)

"I don't need a pillow. I got a big enough butt." - Mom (04/07/2013)

"Floury?" "No." - Mom & Stacy M (02/17/2013)

"I have to be honest. My hearing has really deteriorated." "What?" - Aunt Ruth & Mom (02/17/2013)

"Oh, you didn't bring the truck?" "Why would I bring the truck?" - Mom & Brian C (06/02/2012)

"You can't help her, that's not fair. Oh, that's not fair." - Mom (10/08/2011)
bri helped aunt ruth to overtake mom

"And I scraped all the spinach..." - Mom (10/08/2011)
huh?

"Aw, that came out dark." "Good." - Mom & Brian C (04/24/2011)
picture

"I have three I's, Aunt Ruth." "I only see two." - Mom & Aunt Ruth (04/09/2011)

"Oh, no I'm gonna do hot water." - Mom (11/27/2010)
cold water for the dogs

"I don't know, will the bag fit in it?" - Mom (10/07/2010)
she should have said will it fit in the bag... a card in a big bag

"That's it?" - Mom (08/01/2010)
aunt ruth did HIS in scrabble

"Ah and no and how, wow!" - Mom (05/23/2010)
my words during scrabble

"I haven't laughed all meal." - Mom (05/23/2010)
aunt ruth got on her about laughing

"No, no... That's for... That's for..." "Wacking Stacy over the head with?" - Mom & Robbie W (12/25/2009)
a mini dough roller

"No turn on red... I don't know why." - Mom (05/21/2004)

"It's grossness over there." - Mom (03/26/2004)

"T G I F my ass." - Mom (03/26/2004)

"I should have gone the other way... Oh my God!" - Mom (03/26/2004)
traffic!

"Kinda swish that thing back into the hole." - Mom (01/22/2004)

"Oh, you got your pumpkin pie here so I can sit on it." - Mom (12/25/2003)

"Who are you talking to?" "We're talking amongst ourselves." - Mom & Stacy M (08/30/2003)
stac was talking to muncle ike

"Maybe I'll do a flea market Sunday... what are you doing Sunday?" "Uh, going to Frostburg." - Mom & Janny M (08/28/2003)

"Size six? Why can't I be thinner?" - Mom (07/26/2003)

"Your hair is beautiful." "Oh, thank you." - Mom & Uncle Mike (07/26/2003)

"Do you bounce on walls? Well, maybe you do." - Mom (07/08/2003)

"It's going to get everywhere." "They have vaccuum." - Mom & Stacy M (07/08/2003)

"I found secret bear." "Thanks. Well, now it's not a secret." - Mom & Uncle Mike (07/04/2003)

"Yeah, he's been really nice lately... I don't know what's wrong with him." - Mom (06/30/2003)

"Ma, could you do my car, too?" "Might as well." - Janny M & Mom (06/12/2003)

"Oh, God, you're weird." - Mom (06/08/2003)

"Yeah, I would wanna take a basket weaving class... just to know how to do it." - Mom (03/08/2003)

"Me? All I did was pee!" - Mom (03/08/2003)

"I wish I had a granaid... I'm not kidding." - Mom (03/08/2003)

"Renivations? Isn't it new?" "I thought it was now." - Janny M & Mom (03/08/2003)

"How could trains come up in a conversation?" - Mom (03/08/2003)

"Let me yell for Rochelle." - Mom (10/09/2002)

"You gonna be up at five?" "No." - Mom & Brenda L (09/20/2002)

"Oh, is this where they put dead body parts?" "No, that's further down." - Mom & Smokey (08/25/2002)
talking about the dump

"They went to Camp Wright together." "Don't you mean Camp Wrong?" - Mom & Janny M (07/29/2002)