Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Quotes

Janny has been writing down and posting quotes for a long time now. Any time someone says something funny or ironic or catchy in front of Janny and she writes it down, they go here.

Please note that since I moved to Portugal, I don't write down quotes that often anymore. It's not that people don't say things that are funny, it's just I'm living more "in the moment" that I'm here and enjoying the slow of life. I like not getting my phone out every couple of minutes to try to record and remember what someone has said. I am still proud of this unique hobby.

On this website you will find quotes from Tuesday, April 30, 2002 to Saturday, February 1, 2025.

Currently displaying 46 quotes for February 8.

Thursday, February 8, 2024   (1 year ago today)

"You're going to Stockholm to see the pope?" - Gi C (02/08/2024)

Tuesday, February 8, 2022   (3 years ago today)

"You're a bad Italian." - Eric W (02/08/2022)
christine didn't know what a macci was

Saturday, February 8, 2020   (5 years ago today) -- becky & paul came over for a game night! spent most of the night in the hot tub playing uno & drinking

"Who names their child D?" "I know, right?" - Paul H & Janny M (02/08/2020)

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"I've got no problem with that." - Paul H (02/08/2020)
becky going topless

"What are you guys doing? Just talking and throwing up?" "Yeah." - Janny M & Paul H (02/08/2020)

Friday, February 8, 2019   (6 years ago today) -- work; hung out with megan & matt; food, drinks, netflix, board games

"Was it just after they blackmailed him and he didn't pay?" - Matt Wi (02/08/2019)
jeff bezos story

"Never force a woman to give a blowjob... she'll just bite." "Yeah, that seems like a bad idea." - Brian C & Matt Wi (02/08/2019)

"But his eyebrows are on fleek!" - Megan Wi (02/08/2019)
chuck todd's

"It means bangin!" - Megan Wi (02/08/2019)
fleek

"He has a stylist." - Matt Wi (02/08/2019)
chuck todd does for his eyebrows

"Sophisticated trailer parks." - Megan Wi (02/08/2019)

"At least the dumpster guy is normal." - Matt Wi (02/08/2019)
10 interesting homes on netflix

"Dude, girls eat that s**t up. He probably gets laid all the time." "Yeah, I don't know." - Janny M & Matt Wi (02/08/2019)
the guy with a floating home

"Geez. There's like no cushion left." - Megan Wi (02/08/2019)

"Not in the shape of a penis." - Megan Wi (02/08/2019)

"He might be in there forever." "No, I heard. He's wrapping up." - Janny M & Matt Wi (02/08/2019)
bri using the can

Saturday, February 8, 2014   (11 years ago today) -- dinner w/ mike d & his wife; cah

"Yeah, you don't miss much... Just look up... explosion." - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"I don't know if I can eat now." - Robecca D (02/08/2014)
after they talked about something discusting

"I'm not going to get kissed for a while, aren't I?" - Mike D (02/08/2014)
mike ate something gross

"Pregnancy scare..." - Mike D (02/08/2014)
why they got married; KIDDING

"There was no swarms of anything." - Mike D (02/08/2014)
on a camping trip

"I get the tiny penis card... Victory!" - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Testicular torsion." "That's no joke." - Robecca D & Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Oddly enough, that's one of my pet names for you." - Mike D (02/08/2014)
a gassy antolope

"I mean, it's Putin..." - Robecca D (02/08/2014)

"Clown's boners always win." - Brian C (02/08/2014)

"It's probably true..." - Robecca D (02/08/2014)
salvador dolli's pantings

"That is some dark s**t." - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Brian, are you the winner with dead parents?" - Mike D (02/08/2014)

"Who are you? Who did I marry?" "I know when you're on acid." - Mike D & Robecca D (02/08/2014)

"Son of a b***h. How can I compete with road head?" - Mike D (02/08/2014)
he risked two; next on espn2 the world series of...

Sunday, February 8, 2009   (16 years ago today) -- dc auto show w/ shawn & jen & bri

"I don't think their elevator works." "That's why it's coming up." - Jen R & Brian C (02/08/2009)

Friday, February 8, 2008   (17 years ago today) -- work, din din @ outback w/ jen & shawn & bri, watched a movie, drank

"I'm just going to go exchange the hand cream." - Dimitri D (02/08/2008)

"You can back into my space." - Ernie A (02/08/2008)

"You know, this song is so much better on the original version... when the notes were hit." - Brian C (02/08/2008)
dissing shawn's guitar hero skills

"Holy s**t that's a big apple!" - Jen R (02/08/2008)

Wednesday, February 8, 2006   (19 years ago today)

"Computer science problem solving begins with..." "A problem?" - Dr Tracy & Janny M (02/08/2006)

"Janis, would you stop being so damn selfish... we were talking about me." - Leslie B (02/08/2006)

Tuesday, February 8, 2005   (20 years ago today)

"I am a female." - Dr Moore (02/08/2005)
dr BOB moore lol

Sunday, February 8, 2004   (21 years ago today) -- hw orgy & stuff

"College is a great time to experiment!" - Paul H (02/08/2004)
josh agreed

"You don't have to agree to it... it's a quote!" - Janny M (02/08/2004)

"These definitions are so circular." - Chris Sm (02/08/2004)
ai

"The phone does not have an anus." - Paul H (02/08/2004)

"He's mine, bitch!" - Chris Sm (02/08/2004)