Leslie B's Quotes
Leslie B has made 1,103 quotes!
"Wow! That's amazing news that it has gone so viral... no pun intended!" - Leslie B (03/26/2020)
the article about jason got a lot of hits; sad time but we need to find some humor; said over text
"Hey why are you laughing?" - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
jason was laughing at bri's wife joke
"If we're so bad you can sleep on the couch tonight." - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
"Every single guy that ended up in my bed I knew about." - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
"Not all. I don't have that much time." - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
she hasn't told jason how many guys she's dated
"It was just a one night thing..." - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
"I'm not afraid to put myself out there..." - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
"Just like Hillary's plan; not to win for three weeks." - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
"Next time I'll bring a hard surface." "That's what she said." - Jason F & Leslie B (05/07/2016)
to play cards on at the drive in movie theature
"I'm just gonna do this standing up." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (05/07/2016)
deal cards since we didn't have a table
"What if you accidentally touch a butt or something?" - Leslie B (05/07/2016)
the men's bathroom had a sink between two urinals
"It's really hard to save money since I stopped giving blow jobs." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
"We did a lot of grinding in that kitchen." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
her old kitchen was tiny
"She was very... curvaceous." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
one of our friends from college was chunky
"Hey. How come you don't have any blow job quotes?" - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
talking to jason
"I never did anal. That was a butt." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
"I was trying to be a good friend and take one for the team..." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
playing hearts she got a lot of points while trying to stop bri from shooting
"I'm a lone wolf now." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
she's not helping to stop people from shooting
"Her lips like take up one eighth of her face." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
"I've done that before." "What? Kissed a girl and liked it?" - Janny M & Leslie B (10/30/2015)
"Aww. He got the queen of spades on a two of diamonds." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
"You're supposed to have a cork screw on your key chain!" "Who has a cork screw on their key chain?" - Leslie B & Janny M (10/30/2015)
we couldn't open bri's wine
"I called it a massager..." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
"It had different settings..." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
her massager
"You clean it first..." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
omg she was on a roll with this massager
"It had different settings... like a thick one..." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
her massager
"He's usually good at other games..." - Leslie B (10/30/2015)
jason wasn't doing well at hearts
"Like a Billy Joel kinda thing?" - Leslie B (08/29/2015)
"That's horrible!" - Leslie B (08/29/2015)
the billy joel accident
"We cheated." - Leslie B (08/02/2015)
they had a first dance before the first dance
"I have to keep looking at my chest." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
her bridal shower game; she couldn't say the words on her chest
"It's so pretty. And I still can't say it." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
her word was flowers
"I could borrow money." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
something borrowed for her wedding
"Don't get something too big... That's what she said." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Leslie B (07/02/2015)
"You get it for free." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
telling jason not to go to the strip clubs
"What the hell?" "It's two cards!" - Janny M & Leslie B (07/02/2015)
rummy
"So a guy walks into a bar with a giraffe..." "Why the long face." - Brian C & Leslie B (07/02/2015)
trying to guess the joke?
"I can't wait for my grandfather to hear that." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
bad touch (you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals)
"Eww. Testicle earrings." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
"Cause we're screwing in a table..." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
leslie told her dad she likes to screw
"No. You're gonna make it dirty." - Leslie B (07/02/2015)
"Yeah, that's all nice but it's not about me." - Leslie B (05/09/2015)
"They can also burn down the entire building if they set fire to it." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
appartment complexes & fire places
"We wouldn't dress up like with the dog collars..." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
what her & jason's wedding will be like... old english
"This is all really nice but it has nothing to do with me." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
"I only do the selfish thing to get a quote out of it." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
her quote above
"You're supposed to sleep with a lot of men." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
in college
"Right cause I frequently ate animal food." "I did that, too." - Leslie B & Jason F (10/25/2014)
"There are men who I haven't dated." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
"I think he's getting it." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
"Ou! Ou! Yes! Come to me!" - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
a card she wanted
"I can't help it. It really tickles." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
her tickle spots that make her scream
"We don't have to do this whole marriage thing..." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
aww leslie!
"F**k this s**t." "An ace?" - Janny M & Leslie B (10/25/2014)
"No. I got like a hundred. It was a bad hand for me." - Leslie B (10/25/2014)
in rummy that's pretty good
"And you're not going to tell about the ten cent blowjobs?" - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
"And you didn't have to send them to yourself this year." "I know!" - Brian C & Leslie B (02/15/2014)
leslie got flowers for v day
"He looks very unhappy." "That's because he hadn't met me." - Brian C & Leslie B (02/15/2014)
"She's already dead." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
"Just because I have a reputation doesn't mean that I sleep with every single guy..." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
"Seth teaches history, ew. That's not a real subject." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
"I can see it's gonna be a long night." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
her quotes
"I don't count the ones that were bad." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
if you're bad in bed, it shouldn't count
"That's like an ice cream taster." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
brian's job as a software tester
"That's going on the resume!" - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
that she's good at head
"I don't know how it kept going." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
"I see why people like to drink now." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
i introduced her to red's apple ale
"Outside in the winter?" - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
the story about the waterballoon fight in the dorms; why we didn't do it outside
"Well we thought it was a really good idea at the time." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
above quote
"He was below me. I was on top." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
in the dorms
"I'm normally aware of a man in my bed." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
"She wasn't that big. She was curvacious." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
a person we knew
"That wasn't passionate." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
sympathy during cards
"I was trying to sound sincere." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
jason was losing cards
"I don't think I've ever struck." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
streaked
"I really wish I felt something about that. I just don't." - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
jason losing at cards
"There's always next time? When is that ever applicable?" "His next girlfriend." - Leslie B & Brian C (02/15/2014)
"Do you knot wanna get laid?" - Leslie B (02/15/2014)
muttin chops with a fo-man-cho
"Do you know how painful that is?" "Well I don't do it anymore." - Jason F & Leslie B (02/15/2014)
give guys blueballs
"You sound just like Seth which is sad because Seth sounds like a girl." - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
"These are details that we can organize for him so he can spend more time with her." - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
planning seth's wedding for him
"Then you can have as much as you want of anything else cause then it's a salad." - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
putting tomatoes in anything
"If you ask in a southern accent then they have to let you in." - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
new rule
"Of all the guys I've ever shared a bed with..." - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
no way the rest of that sentence could be good
"He voted for Bush." "That's because he was under the influence..." - Brian C & Leslie B (05/25/2013)
seth
"You haven't defriended me in a while so it's weird." "The night's not over, Seth." - Seth W & Leslie B (05/25/2013)
on fb
"What if you have to tow the car, do you have two more nuts?" - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
"This is not a question of linguistics." - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
"I used a little bit of poetic license." - Leslie B (05/25/2013)
her statement in scribblish
"We'll play later." "Who? You and me?" "Yes." - Seth W & Leslie B (03/23/2013)
seth was talking to the dog
"I was on the verge of tears... Not physical tears but metaphorical tears." - Leslie B (03/23/2013)
"I'm not one of those annoying people." - Leslie B (03/23/2013)
"I'm still in the same position." "That's rare." - Leslie B & Janny M (03/23/2013)
"There's at least fifty people I haven't slept with." - Leslie B (03/23/2013)
"I don't think anyone will say anything more funny tonight." "Turtles." - Leslie B & Janny M (03/23/2013)
"I'm switching." - Leslie B (03/23/2013)
brian kept teasing her
"What about me, you guys? I need to be free." - Leslie B (03/23/2013)
"Who's that Hynda?" "Me." "Oh. It's not that big of a scratch." - Leslie B & Seth W (02/23/2013)
the first thing she said as she walked in the door
"Beards are nice." "I don't know. I don't let mine grow out." - Brian C & Leslie B (02/23/2013)
"A street walker? What's wrong with a street walker? I'm a street walker..." - Leslie B (02/23/2013)
"You have to go potty, don't you?" "Um, I'm good right now." - Brian C & Leslie B (02/23/2013)
bri was talking to candi
"No. I have gotten rashes from sex..." - Leslie B (02/23/2013)
"This is the song you hate. I love this song." - Leslie B (02/23/2013)
i will always love you, talking to seth
"Skin this beautiful doesn't just happen." - Leslie B (02/23/2013)
"It's not yours, I don't think." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
"It's not an exhibitionist if you're in public and behind closed doors..." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
what?
"It's a bear..." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
"Who sings this song? It shouldn't be you." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
"If I was ugly, I would mind." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
looking at herself in the reflection in the window
"Not like burn victims..." "True." - Janny M & Leslie B (12/01/2012)
leslie said every person has a feature of their body they like & that is beautiful
"Oh, this song's for you... I can't win." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
"I'm perfectly capable of flicking my own bean..." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
what does that mean?
"How are X rays lazy?" - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
"Mine doesn't say 'I phone'." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
seth's phone says 'droid' when he gets a text
"I think Mark Twain is the most influential writers of our time." "I like picking your nose." - Leslie B & Seth W (12/01/2012)
apples to apples
"Yeah but nobody had bongos." - Leslie B (12/01/2012)
i put more cards down than i should
"Women want my junk." "Antiques?" - Seth W & Leslie B (12/01/2012)
"We can do what co-eds do." "What? Play intermerial sports?" - Brian C & Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"I don't know. Maybe his high school friends?" - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"This monogamy this is new to me..." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"Are you thirty yet?" - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"I'm going to die at seventy two." "Did you visit a fortune teller?" - Brian C & Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"Actually I've counted how many guys I've kissed... It's a lot... It's double digits." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"We didn't evolve. God created us separately." "God?" - Leslie B & Janny M (07/21/2012)
"You know what? We can just change the subject..." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"Okay, everybody raise your hands if Brian's life sucks more than ours..." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
we both raised our hands
"How many of those are you putting up?" - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
quotes... she dominates when i hang with her
"Nobody's here and the way I see it..." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
we were squatters in a hotel
"You can't write down a whispered quote?" - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
of course i can
"I think that I'm allergic to these cards." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
they were very hard to read
"Shh! You're being loud." "You're being loud." - Janny M & Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"I'm sure you can go. Just not at this table." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
to the bathroom
"It's like drunk rummy but I don't drink." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"We're leaving these cards here, at the hotel. It's the least we can do." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
the cards were really bad & hard to read
"They don't have wings." "I don't think that's the definition of a gargoyle." - Brian C & Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"Wait. You mean moth's have balls?" - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"Once he threw up on my bed, he didn't look like John Cusack anymore." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
a dude we knew in college looked like john cusack
"Maybe they were doing a construction project... You know? Harder..." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
"I don't live in this part of the city..." - Leslie B (07/21/2012)
there was a dude peeing in the bushes
"I don't seem to remember that part of the story..." - Leslie B (01/06/2012)
telling dan a story about leslie
"It was a really good table except it was really bad." - Leslie B (01/06/2012)
"Hola." "What does that mean?" - Brian C & Leslie B (01/06/2012)
"What did we say? I don't remember talking." - Leslie B (01/06/2012)
"I'm not a man, so..." - Leslie B (01/06/2012)
"I don't remember a time before that story." - Leslie B (01/06/2012)
"Like I'm eating a sandwich." - Leslie B (01/06/2012)
her facebook status
"This conversation is so interesting..." - Leslie B (01/06/2012)
we were talking about income tax
"I can't understand how people baby talk their dog... Get your piglet!" - Leslie B (07/30/2011)
"You wouldn't believe who does the worst." "Art history?" - Brian C & Leslie B (07/30/2011)
majors who do the worst on the gre's
"I wanna see your rope." - Leslie B (07/30/2011)
"The way I look at it, if I want to wash my sheets afterward, I'm clearly not interested." - Leslie B (07/30/2011)
"Do you think I look this beautiful on my own?" - Leslie B (07/30/2011)
she gets expensive hair cuts
"I don't really keep up with Harry Potter porn." - Leslie B (07/30/2011)
"You're not gonna make it." - Leslie B (07/30/2011)
"I mean come like..." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
"When do I clap?" - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
she was clapping at tha padres
"I didn't mean everyone..." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
leslie said everyone had a card, but seth didn't
"Bats... or my body..." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
apples to apples
"It won't go up..." "You have that problem a lot?" - Leslie B & Seth W (05/29/2011)
"I can't keep a fricken wood." "Sounds like a personal problem." - Brian C & Leslie B (05/29/2011)
"They weren't boyfriends, alright. They were just dates..." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
"I sound pretty good." "Not as good as us singing Taylor Swift." - Leslie B & Seth W (05/29/2011)
"No, you're turning really really red for laughs." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
"Everybody blushes before they have sex." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
really?
"Aww... I have a card that plays." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
and she was out
"I wish I felt bad but I was too busy thinking about me." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
"I thought it was what you get when you go to a hair dryer." - Leslie B (05/29/2011)
we'll leave it at that
"That's what makes up a marriage. Lying and dishonesty." - Leslie B (03/19/2011)
"So do you want me to take a shower first?" - Leslie B (03/11/2011)
"You always were skinny!" - Leslie B (03/11/2011)
me, yay!
"With like no sour cream." "Okay, so you want extra sour cream." - Leslie B & Cara L (03/11/2011)
"I don't make sex jokes..." - Leslie B (03/11/2011)
the song ended, she said the last part real loud
"Is that guy still singing?" - Leslie B (03/11/2011)
"Every time I start talking people stop talking." - Leslie B (03/11/2011)
"Oh, I'm sorry. I lose focus when we stop talking about me." - Leslie B (02/19/2011)
"Nobody's willing to remove a dam." "Dam it!" "This the best dam conversation we've ever had." - Brian C & Janny M & Leslie B (02/19/2011)
say it to yourself
"I don't want multiple men anymore." - Leslie B (02/19/2011)
i don't believe her
"It's called fashion." - Leslie B (02/19/2011) (pic)
her purse
"It took long enough." "That's what she said." - Adam L & Leslie B (02/19/2011)
"Oh, what's a nice way of saying prostitute?" - Leslie B (02/19/2011)
"Scilence is golden." - Leslie B (01/22/2011)
candi was barking
"What's this one?" "Nothing." - Leslie B & Adam L (01/22/2011)
leslie trying to play the guitar... she hit a random note
"I thought if I made a sound, I made a cord." - Leslie B (01/22/2011)
"My story was better when you weren't in it." - Leslie B (01/22/2011)
"This isn't stop. This is cuppage." - Leslie B (01/22/2011) (pic)
"I don't know what it looks like... when it rains..." - Leslie B (01/22/2011)
...
"Come on, it's been two months... Don't you think I can wait?" - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
nooo
"Oh no! My Dad will see it." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
bri wrote a status for leslie
"Hi there, is Jenny there? What's happening... my phone..." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
"As soon as I put a really inspirational quote, no one likes it." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
everyone liked the status' we put for her
"There's a new China buffet." "Nude?" - Brian C & Leslie B (01/14/2011)
leslie thought bri said nude china buffet
"Maybe if you weren't wearing so much black." "I'm somber." - Brian C & Leslie B (01/14/2011)
her coat was multing
"I did complement. I said he had a big forehead." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
bri
"It feels good when I'm upright." "That's what she said." - Adam L & Leslie B (01/14/2011)
"So apparently passion gets mistaked for lunacy in some circles." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
her and joe
"That sounds like something I would do..." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
call people she doesn't know
"That's the same joke you made like fifty seven times." "I nose." - Janny M & Leslie B (01/14/2011)
making fun of my nose, what's normal?
"Aww... Well here you go." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
gave her queen of spades
"Offers still on the table if you want it." "Are we still talking about cards?" - Adam L & Leslie B (01/14/2011)
"Oops. That didn't really glide that easily." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
should have been a twss
"I don't need clothes once I get there." - Leslie B (01/14/2011)
woah!
"No, random people wake up in my bed." - Leslie B (11/27/2010)
"After dating like twenty million guys..." - Leslie B (11/21/2010)
"That's because the other guy was singing too much." - Leslie B (10/30/2010)
he lost the shaving contest
"I always laugh at Leslie." "What?" - Tricia B & Leslie B (10/30/2010)
"Sorry, Brian, this conversation excluded you." - Leslie B (10/30/2010)
talking about girl things
"I date a lot of people." "Well, I knew that." - Leslie B & Tricia B (10/30/2010)
"We were dancing like a G six." - Leslie B (10/30/2010)
the g6 song was playing
"Yeah, it makes it longer cause I get points." - Leslie B (10/30/2010)
if we play jack of diamonds -10 points in hearts
"You mean you're holding onto some mans acorn?" - Leslie B (10/30/2010)
dimitri's acorn he gave me that makes a loud whistle
"You know what else the word 'joke' has in it? Joe..." - Leslie B (10/30/2010)
"They're not from a guy I've dated." - Leslie B (10/29/2010)
her pants
"I'm not a player. I just want to date multiple people." - Leslie B (10/29/2010)
"The way you go through guys." "Are you jealous?" - Brian C & Leslie B (10/29/2010)
"I don't think we're soul mates anymore." - Leslie B (10/29/2010)
brian & leslie
"Is that sarcasm? Help..." - Leslie B (10/29/2010)
wasn't sure if bri was joking
"Brian and I are basically tied practically." "You have eighteen on me." - Leslie B & Brian C (10/29/2010)
"What's that? Like a lollipop?" - Leslie B (10/15/2010)
brian was making some sort of gesture with his hand and mouth
"How many points did you get, Brian?" - Leslie B (10/15/2010)
bri got a lot in hearts
"Wiki, help me count my points. Oh wait. I don't have any." - Leslie B (10/15/2010)
hearts
"It's hard switching." - Leslie B (10/15/2010)
from hearts to rummy
"How about if I put it between my legs and you pull?" - Leslie B (10/15/2010)
playing with wiki
"I like meeting other girls and thinking 'haha, you're uglier than me'." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
that's pretty mean
"I just, I woke up this morning and the first thing I thought about was me." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
probably had this quote before
"Aww, look at the puppy." "It's actually a dragon." - Janny M & Leslie B (09/18/2010)
"Yay! I look funny." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
she always looks funny
"I want more flowers." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
our knight only threw like 5
"He's like licking my bottle." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
wiki
"Now I'm just enjoying dating a bunch of guys." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
lol
"It's about being under the sea." "Sure it is." - Leslie B & Seth W (09/18/2010)
little mermaid song that subastian sings
"I haven't said penis once." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
now she has
"Like what? Like that?" - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
she put her feet up in the air
"Why would we play outside? We have a table inside." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
play cards outside... i forget the joke
"They sound like an old married couple... 'Can you get my tooth?'" - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
bri's tooth, gross
"I'm now above Leslie." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Leslie B (09/18/2010)
"I didn't realize the night had an age." - Leslie B (09/18/2010)
we said the night was young when it was like 2AM
"Sorry. I stopped listening when we stopped talking about me." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
"You know, those vegetarians, they have no qualms about murdering vegetables and yanking them viciously by the root." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
"They're not strawberries and bananas. Do you know what's really in them?" "Uh, chicken?" - Brian C & Leslie B (09/10/2010)
mc donalds smoothies
"Everybody bring your own mat... Let's do the locus." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
thinking about throwing a party... a yoga party... supposed to be toga
"I love getting naked at Harris Teeter." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
"Let's switch positions." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (09/10/2010)
switching chairs for cards
"You didn't fart in this chair, did you?" - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
"Although, being on my knees, this is kind of a comfortable position for me." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
"Brian, stop being so negative." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
b had -70 points the first hand of rummy
"Brian likes it in the rear." - Leslie B (09/10/2010)
"It's really bright in here... it's either the lights or my beauty." - Leslie B (08/27/2010)
"When was I around a penis?" - Leslie B (08/27/2010)
"No, come on, Brian. Put it away." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Leslie B (08/27/2010)
brian's camera
"Did you like our squeak band?" - Leslie B (08/27/2010)
we were making music via wiki's toys
"So the car show wasn't that bad?" "Well, you went." - Brian C & Leslie B (08/27/2010)
lol
"I don't like it when people laugh at people with disabilities." - Leslie B (08/27/2010)
talking about me & my jokes
"I'm sorry. I kinda lost focus when you stopped talking about me." - Leslie B (08/27/2010)
"We should walk in and order a sandwich." - Leslie B (08/20/2010)
an old sub shop they're converting into something... workers were working on it friday night
"Excuse me. You're getting in the way of me looking at myself." - Leslie B (08/20/2010)
"If you were me, you'd be thinking about you, too." - Leslie B (08/20/2010)
"I think only ugly people need to wear makeup." - Leslie B (08/20/2010)
that's wrong
"I called him up once for directions and apparently that's something I'll never do again." - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
that's how joe knows her
"We pronounce water, wutor." "Water." - Janny M & Leslie B (08/16/2010)
she pronounced it correct
"I've never met a prostitute by the name of Leslie." - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
"That doesn't look like a penis, at least none that I've seen." - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
"Why would I do the bending over? Why can't he do the bending over?" - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
"I'm very blunt about that kind of thing..." - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
talking about things...
"Harder, harder. Those words are engraved in my memory." - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
"It's called a gator... Do you want your gator?" "I'm not going to talk that way to a dog... Do you want your piglet?" - Janny M & Leslie B (08/16/2010) 
she did
"Now, this is the Salsita shuffle... It's kinda like sprinkles..." - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
"Nothing I like better than Brian's testicles on my dress." - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
"Are you saying that I'm giving away free milk?" - Leslie B (08/16/2010)
yes!
"I'm a good kisser, okay? It's probably written in a bathroom somewhere." - Leslie B (08/06/2010)
"How's Joe? Not that he has anything to do with masturbation..." - Leslie B (08/06/2010)
"I wanna take it nice and slow which means waiting at least a couple of minutes..." - Leslie B (08/06/2010)
"You didn't see me naked?" "No." "Okay, good, cause sometimes..." - Leslie B & Janny M (07/23/2010)
out her window
"What are you doing? Only I get to honk my horn." - Leslie B (07/23/2010)
"Well, we're gonna put pictures up so it muffles the sound." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
in the bathroom, very echoy
"You're your friends." "So you guys are classy and beautiful?" - Brian C & Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"Yes, I'm going to get naked!" - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
the drink <3
"Where's your refrigerator?" "Uh, it's in the kitchen." - Brian C & Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"I don't know where stuff is. I'm getting stressed." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
she has to unpack
"Thanks. I would want to have a thin face... But I don't understand." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"She made me cry." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
i did, from laughing so hard
"So anyway, back to me..." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"Stop. I want to talk about myself." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"Why is your brother so ugly?" - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
talking to brian
"Did you see the way Joe looked at me? There were undeniable sparks." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"Why is it when she's winning she's like happy?" - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"It's like I have to pay for her lessons." - Leslie B (07/16/2010)
"He's gonna come up and change... Not in front of you guys of course." - Leslie B (06/22/2010)
"My place is so messy." "At least you got the dirty condoms up." - Leslie B & Brian C (06/22/2010)
"If you're not gonna contribute to the rhythm than it's best you don't clap at all." - Leslie B (06/22/2010)
i was purposely clapping off beat to mess up leslie's claps
"Oh now we're off! We're all off!" - Leslie B (06/22/2010)
the clapping
"Look it says that he's single." - Leslie B (06/22/2010)
it said that he singled, lol
"Oh no, I was off!" - Leslie B (06/22/2010)
the rhythm
"That ump is hot... Just kidding. I don't know what he looks like, I can't see." - Leslie B (06/22/2010)
"I'm a naked person so..." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
"I'm trying to dominate you." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
she was talking to seth... i mean wiki
"It's a lot bigger than most penises." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
"I didn't realize nut job was coming." "Brian, that's not fair. You live here." - Brian C & Leslie B (06/12/2010)
talking to joe
"The love I have for this dip, I will never have for any human being." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
"It's so fancy." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
the fruit salad
"If it doesn't have to do with penises, I'm not interested." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
"I can't do two at once." "Yes you can. I saw pictures." - Leslie B & Janny M (06/12/2010) (pic)
"I can't believe she has a baby in there." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
tricia <3
"I'm gonna have nightmares." - Leslie B (06/12/2010)
a dog joke
"It must be nice meeting a regular Joe... Speaking of Joe..." - Leslie B (05/29/2010)
"Time to get out my secret weapon." "If she brings out a dildo, I'm leaving." - Leslie B & Brian C (05/29/2010)
"Is scooter code word for threesome?" - Leslie B (05/29/2010)
wtf?
"I'm sorry to inform you... Your plant didn't make it." "Oh, I'm growing it like that." - Brian C & Leslie B (05/29/2010) (pic)
"It's like fate doesn't want me to know." - Leslie B (05/29/2010)
her magic 8 ball wasn't working
"Oh my God, you almost crashed!" - Leslie B (05/29/2010)
"How do you actually lose a tooth?" - Leslie B (05/28/2010)
bri lost his fake tooth
"I don't know what else they could be doing? Wood working?" - Leslie B (05/28/2010)
one of our friends used to scream 'harder harder' in the dorms
"I didn't get any cock at prom." - Leslie B (05/28/2010)
"Well, technically... if we made it into a workout..." - Leslie B (05/28/2010)
sex
"Of course, you know me. Clothes are always on the floor." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"Patrick works me out so hard." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"How do you like him?" "What do you mean?" "How do you like him?" "Like what? Rare, medium...?" - Janny M & Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"Don't look." "Oh, we're not... Brian!" "Ahh!" - Janny M & Leslie B (05/21/2010)
leslie was changing in her room
"And then we're like angry texting..." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"Sex while you're snorkeling... snorkel sex." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"So your ultimate goal is to guilt trip him?" "Yes." - Janny M & Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"I would be cuter and we'd have better babies." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"Who's wall can I attack now?" - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
she did a number on mine
"Oh man! That's a card I didn't need." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
brian's discard
"If I could speak frank or whatever." "You can speak Janis... I don't know who Frank is." - Janny M & Leslie B (05/21/2010)
"What do you mean I'm a serial monogamist? I change my cereals." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
say it to yourself
"Oh no. I hope not a bowel movement." - Leslie B (05/21/2010)
bri had to go to the bathroom
"Oh, it's harder." "That's what she said." - Leslie B & Janny M (04/24/2010)
"Should I just laugh to be polite?" - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
brian made a stupid joke
"Well that would be my fear too... Let's procreate?" - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
"It sounds like something you'd do to your yard." - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
procreating
"He's playing hide the pickle with Kate." "They're having pickles?" - Brian C & Leslie B (04/24/2010)
"Leslie Walsh?" - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
LOLOL!
"Jack... that's what the cat's name was." - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
the cat who visited us... she was sad when she said this
"It's just that we really shared something today." - Leslie B (04/24/2010)
with jack the cat
"It was college! You go on walks with people late at night!" - Leslie B (04/16/2010)
not with other people's potential boyfriends!
"You're going on vacation... You gotta have sex." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)
"I was about to drink this." - Leslie B (04/16/2010) (pic)
it's a candle
"He didn't even come see us." "That's okay. Let me just push these up a little bit." - Janny M & Leslie B (04/16/2010)
the manager skipped our table, leslie pushed up her boobs
"Yes, a bone... not a boner." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)
"That was loud." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)
"Why did you leave? I mean I know why but why?" - Leslie B (04/16/2010)
"I'm your friend and I care about you... I don't care about you all the time but..." - Leslie B (04/16/2010)
"Yeah, but I didn't wear a shirt today." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
really?
"I don't really care about Seth's opinion." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
lol
"It's like penis this, penis that." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"Aren't you like twenty eight?" - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
talking to brian, OUCH!
"Hey, at least I move my lips." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"The sacrifices I do for my friends." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
took a few hearts to prevent someone from shooting the moon
"How could you have any respect for yourself if I let you win?" - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"The next time I'm in a position..." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"It's all mushy." "So is your face." - Leslie B & Janny M (03/05/2010)
"You need to be soulful." "So you have to be high as s**t." - Leslie B & Brian C (03/05/2010)
"How many did you get?" - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
talking to ray who got a lot, she said this softly
"My face is failing?" - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"Is there something wrong with your music?" "Is there something wrong with your face?" "I think that's self evident." - Janny M & Leslie B & Brian C (03/05/2010)
"I just can't multitask." "That's not what the other two guys said last night." - Leslie B & Brian C (03/05/2010)
LOL!
"It's yours... with a heart." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"It's a leaf... It makes the table bigger!" - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"Oh no. Now I can't walk around naked anymore." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
brian broke her blinds
"Well, those blinds are cheap." "Not the only cheap thing in this room." - Leslie B & Brian C (03/05/2010)
"No, my life is ruined." - Leslie B (03/05/2010)
"I'm sorry, am I taking up your social life?" - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
seth and i were texting
"You look odd." - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
talking to seth
"I mean you look like you feel odd... Help me." - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
dug herself in a hole
"I really hope we don't die." - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
she was driving
"I view lanes like suggestions." - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
what? ahh!
"This is Virginia, not like Thailand." - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
"I don't read the O M G's." - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
keeping up with celebrities
"Okay guys I don't know where I'm going to we're probably going to die." - Leslie B (02/20/2010)
"You should see what's in my hand, baby." "You have a watermelon?" - Brian C & Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"Ew! Not that kind of anal." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
she was strict about snow in her house
"How did I guess? I'm too focused on gummies." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"Oh, oh, family friends!" - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
inside joke
"Ew, this has wax in it." "Yumm." - Janny M & Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"I don't really listen to a lot of mother f**king songs." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
brian got the title wrong, it's mother LOVER
"I don't know why I keep using the word anal tonight." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"Oh no... people are gonna read that." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
her quotes
"You read my chest?" - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
david stoped reading after the first line, lol
"Negative twenty... And I'm proud." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"Oh my God. I heard cards being played." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
we pretended like we were skipping her turn
"I don't go around licking vagina's..." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"How do you do that?" "Blow jobs." - Brian C & Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"Who gets that?" - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
brian did
"I need something else to focus other than sex." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
"I can't imagine trying to play this game with those puppy cards." - Leslie B (02/12/2010)
she had a deck with puppies on them, the cards were very slippery
"In your room?" - Leslie B (01/29/2010)
she thought there were circus acts in hotel rooms
"In your mom's pants?" "Raisins?" - Brian C & Leslie B (01/29/2010)
"I guess I'm not down with the sickness." - Leslie B (01/29/2010)
she failed
"We're not gonna have any quotes." - Leslie B (01/29/2010)
"Don't worry, I'll put my window down for ya." "What?" - Janny M & Leslie B (01/29/2010)
leslie was complaining that it was too cold
"Cause of bicycles and forks..." - Leslie B (01/29/2010)
i forgot what she was refering to
"Ew, there's a pubic hair on the table." - Leslie B (01/01/2010)
"Doesn't my voice sound kinda mannish now?" - Leslie B (01/01/2010)
we kept screaming
"This doesn't sound anything remotely like the Counting Crows." - Leslie B (01/01/2010)
my singing
"How does my face sound bad?" - Leslie B (01/01/2010)
"Like making what kind of motion?" "...I was talking about cards." - Janny M & Leslie B (01/01/2010)
"David, what am I touching? ...Woah!" - Leslie B (01/01/2010)
"David, ahh!" - Leslie B (01/01/2010)
she covered her ears
"I'm not an old fogey. It's called responsible." - Leslie B (12/31/2009)
she doesn't do something crazy
"The cookie symmetry is off." - Leslie B (12/31/2009) (pic)
"Now the cookies are gonna be ruined and my life will be over." - Leslie B (12/31/2009)
"That's so mature." - Leslie B (12/31/2009)
i made dave & leslie look for cards under the table
"No, she's doing poorly. We should keep playing." - Leslie B (12/31/2009)
"I got lost... My car blew up..." - Leslie B (12/26/2009)
why she was late
"You know what I'm gonna have? ...Dinner." - Leslie B (12/26/2009)
"He's only like thirty eight." "...Yeah..." - Janny M & Leslie B (12/26/2009)
"Are you going to let her meet your family?" - Leslie B (12/26/2009)
let the waittress meet david's family, leslie didn't meet them yet
"I can't do it. Mine looks like a pepper." - Leslie B (12/26/2009)
a heart with your hands
"Did she strip and do a pole dance for you?" "No." "Why do you sound so angry?" - Janny M & David E & Leslie B (12/26/2009)
disappointment
"Seriously, let's talk about vibrators for a minute." - Leslie B (12/26/2009)
random
"I don't do things quick!" - Leslie B (12/26/2009)
this may have turned her beat red
"The funnest part of the car is the horn." - Leslie B (12/18/2009)
she honks at everything
"You're asking us if we're hungry, that's like asking a model if she's dumb." - Leslie B (12/18/2009)
"David, I can't buckle myself... ...How is that funny?" "It is." - Leslie B & David E (12/18/2009)
she had trouble buclking herself in
"Who keeps track of that stuff?" "Well it's kinda on Yahoo." - Janny M & Leslie B (12/18/2009)
jon & kate divorced
"Speaking of pussy..." - Leslie B (12/18/2009)
"Are you going to feed each other too?" "No." - Leslie B & David E (12/18/2009)
david & bri sharing food
"Off of what?" "A five." - Janny M & Leslie B (12/18/2009)
she played a 2
"Is that a quote? It's flooring!" - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
"No, but it's moving in a negative way..." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
"Brian, you couldn't hide behind a whale." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
"Yes! I got like one thing." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
one dart on the board
"Jake... doesn't that name sound so fake?" - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
david & leslie punked bri & i
"I don't have a penis, Brian." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
"I'll try it in my room when you guys are gone." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
i wanted to do a retard test on her
"It's okay, David, there are other things you can touch." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
ouu
"David, I'm not like a sex crazed person, just so you know." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
sure sure
"Yeah, you guys need to say something sexual." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
"Brian, you don't understand the sexual implications..." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
LOL
"In walking, Janis. Get your mind out of the gutter." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
she said stamina...
"Now I can't eat taco's ever again." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
"I have no clue how to defend that." - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
an accuzation from bri
"Oh no. That gets quoted?" - Leslie B (12/04/2009)
everything she says does!
"You know what they say, you win some, you lose some." "How is that helpful?" - Janny M & Leslie B (12/04/2009)
"So you know how it feels to have extra weight behind you?" "I learn from the best." - Leslie B & Brian C (11/28/2009)
"Okay, that joke was funny but not because of the punch line... I was kind of laughing at you." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
bri's joke
"And who are these friends...?" - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
obsessing over david's friends
"I mean who does that? It's like he's cheating on you and me." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
"Did they sleep with him? No..." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
lol, david's friends
"It's going to be an all out turf war." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
"Family friends are not friends. They're like obligatory friends." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
"That's what losers say." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
"That would have went in if you hadn't said something." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
"Forty... positive." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
it took us like 15 hands to get to 500... pretty sad
"Good job, David." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
he put down a three on her threes
"Are you tempted." "Yeah." "The card, right?" - Leslie B & David E (11/28/2009)
"What? You have three's." - Leslie B (11/28/2009)
she had queens
"That's the nicest looking Toyota Camry I've ever seen!" - Leslie B (11/13/2009)
talking about my pace car
"I don't know how far I can stretch it." "We are talking about Germantown, aren't we?" - Brian C & Leslie B (11/13/2009)
lol
"We're talking about me, stop being selfish." - Leslie B (11/13/2009)
"I don't get that." - Leslie B (11/13/2009)
your face joke
"They're like all orgasm with the cheese." - Leslie B (11/13/2009)
carrabas
"How did I get the name 'Nut Case'?" - Leslie B (11/13/2009)
"I'm feeling a lot of Joe right now." - Leslie B (11/13/2009)
"You said nut case. Nut job is different." - Leslie B (11/13/2009)
"Do you think your dad wants to talk to me?" "No." - Leslie B & Brian C (11/13/2009)
"It smells good, even in spite of you." - Leslie B (11/06/2009)
bri's car
"No, we do our own dishes..." - Leslie B (11/06/2009)
ray was pointing to himself and mouthing 'i do them'
"I'm not cheap." "But you're easy." "That depends." - Ray L & Leslie B (11/06/2009)
"He was history. That's not a major." - Leslie B (11/06/2009)
"Who would buy that?" - Leslie B (11/06/2009)
someone's virginity
"You told me eleven O clock, you lie!" - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
david said he had to be at work at 11:30 before
"I tried to give you a compliment... I would if I could." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
"Do you wanna be high?" - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
some chairs were high, some chairs were lower
"Don't get in between a girl and her food." "Especially Leslie." - Leslie B & Brian C (10/30/2009)
"All I think about now is boobs..." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
"Be creative, David." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
thinking of a name for something funny
"This is what my hair would look like if I were having sex?" - Leslie B (10/30/2009) (pic)
"He's playing just for fun... He's not scoring or anything..." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
the way she said it... scoring...
"There's balls of paper." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
"Besides, nobody even notices." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
we were flinging wet paper towels at the boys
"Why would a three way be like this?" - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
the doggy motion
"His fat jokes are getting worse..." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
bri's leslie jokes
"I wanna model myself after you." "I know you do. But I'm not as big as you." - Leslie B & Brian C (10/30/2009)
"My face is hurting." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
i forgot why she said this... i probably was gone at this point
"Of course I'm always on top." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
"What if I'm just experimenting?" "On what?" - Leslie B & Ray L (10/30/2009)
"Walking to Sheetz at two O clock in the morning?" "That's what everybody does in college!" - Brian C & Leslie B (10/30/2009)
"It smells like onions." - Leslie B (10/30/2009)
"He had a girly voice!" - Leslie B (12/12/2007)
"I... didn't mean to just... spill it like that..." - Leslie B (12/12/2007)
"I don't have a mole with hair." - Leslie B (12/12/2007)
"Have you heard of a thing called a shirt?" "Oh, please don't wear one." - Brian C & Leslie B (12/10/2007)
"You throw that at me and you'll be missing a testicle." - Leslie B (12/07/2007)
"Hahaha, suck it." - Leslie B (12/07/2007)
"They're my friends first, I saw them first!" - Leslie B (12/07/2007)
bri & i
"You have a boner? I don't feel it." - Leslie B (12/07/2007)
to marc
"Yeah, you're not doing a speech." - Leslie B (12/07/2007)
"Then we can all talk about penises." "What do you have to say about penises?" "I have a lot to say about them." - Leslie B & Marc G (12/05/2007)
"No, that's good water." "Not anymore." - Marc G & Leslie B (12/01/2007)
les poured his water bottle out
"Can you not sing? There's windows..." - Leslie B (11/30/2007)
"How much?" "Twenty five cents." "That's too much." - Marc G & Leslie B (11/30/2007)
les & i were walking so bri & marc 'picked us up' if u know what i mean, he drove off after this
"I will be nice to you for a week." "Really?" - Brian C & Leslie B (11/28/2007)
if les cut bri's hair
"If you didn't have a phone, I wouldn't be breaking it." - Leslie B (11/27/2007)
"He's just pretending to complain." - Leslie B (11/27/2007)
"You're distracting me." "I'm sorry, I'll put my pants back on." - Leslie B & Marc G (11/22/2007)
"So getting your dogs to poop is a chore?" - Leslie B (11/22/2007)
"She didn't really say it and she didn't really hint at it, but I read between some lines..." - Leslie B (11/22/2007)
leslie talking about bri's mom & how she likes her
"That was... really good." - Leslie B (11/22/2007)
said unenthusiastically
"He gets a quote for being a pig?" - Leslie B (11/22/2007)
"Cause maybe I don't want to talk about everyone I've made out with." - Leslie B (11/12/2007)
"I had an ass slap in West Virginia." - Leslie B (11/12/2007)
"Cock..." "Cock..." - Leslie B & Janny M (11/12/2007)
trying to teach me a russian word, no really
"It's like a high school party." - Leslie B (11/11/2007)
we were all making out
"They should be jealous... First of all, we have money." - Leslie B (11/11/2007)
"Oh wow, I'm driving next to a hearse!" - Leslie B (11/10/2007)
"So you only wanna see Brian and Marc naked?" "Uh, yeah, they're guys." - Leslie B & Janny M (11/10/2007)
"We're not basing the pizza size on that." "Leslie, you can't base it off of penis size." - Leslie B & Jen R (11/10/2007)
"Do I have to dial eight to get out?" - Leslie B (11/10/2007)
"You're right, you have been with yourself." - Leslie B (11/10/2007)
"He's not drowned himself in the shower..." "Oh God!" - Janny M & Leslie B (11/09/2007)
"Sorry, I don't speak English..." - Leslie B (11/08/2007)
marc was saying how he did *somthing* to the carpet
"Is that the giraffe you're talking about?" - Leslie B (11/08/2007)
lady in the background of a show, it looked like she had a long neck
"I can't sing with you!" - Leslie B (11/08/2007)
kareoke
"She makes me suck." - Leslie B (11/08/2007)
"I made it all professional cause I work in an attorney's office and all." - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
her letter to someone
"Something's burning." - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
marc was making din din
"For some reason I thought decent I thought cow intestines." - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
"When surgical tools get left behind?" - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
it was a show
"I don't need an invitation to take off my clothes." "You never did before." - Leslie B & Brian C (11/07/2007)
"Oh man. She was like a piranha out of water." - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
"I didn't say that." "You said it with your words." - Marc G & Leslie B (11/07/2007)
"He doesn't want to share a quote with me because I am the oral mistress." - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
"That's another reason why I cried." - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
talking about the size of a certain appendage
"Aw! What! ...Sorry... The cards..." - Leslie B (11/07/2007)
bri & marc were playing darts & making aww noises when they messed up
"She drives pretty crazy for being shot." - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
"This is like a high school musical except people get shot and they don't sing." - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
"No, I don't look at females." - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
porn
"I thought that was a real plane." - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
it was a toy plane in the movie
"He's gonna touch me!" - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
"Would you like to be screwed?" - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
holding a screw driver
"Um... I have to show my boobs to them." - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
"You could just wash your clothes..." - Leslie B (11/05/2007)
marc puts wax in his gym bag so it doesn't smell
"I can't do that cause I have boobs." - Leslie B (10/31/2007)
"Wait, you guys haven't seen us make out..." - Leslie B (10/30/2007)
"I'm not as sorry as you're going to be." - Leslie B (10/28/2007)
she rolled a one right afterward
"You can only roll two... I hope I don't win." - Leslie B (10/28/2007)
lol
"It's kinda like yours except one more." - Leslie B (10/28/2007)
making fun of marcs punny troop levels
"Who's Marc?" - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
she was just talking to him
"I know what a goal is, right?" - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
"You're muscles are like legs." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
felt marcs legs
"We don't speak." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
talking about a friend who les doesn't speak to anymore
"College dorm rooms are not bullet proof." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
"I've already heard enough of her moaning." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
"He just said boobs." - Leslie B (10/27/2007)
"So what does that mean? Does she have an extra boob or something?" - Leslie B (08/02/2007)
"I knew it was hack something." - Leslie B (04/21/2007)
gene hackman
"Wet dreams can be in your hand." - Leslie B (04/14/2007)
"Four of..." "Shhh!" - Janny M & Leslie B (04/14/2007)
her card fell on the floor
"You know what's really sad?" "Poverty?" - Brian C & Leslie B (04/14/2007)
"He wants sex to be fun... as opposed to...?" "Painful?" - Brian C & Leslie B (04/14/2007)
"Well, you're gay first!" - Leslie B (04/14/2007)
"Somebody's not getting some tonight." "I didn't say that." - Brian C & Leslie B (04/07/2007)
"Okay, hit the note, people." - Leslie B (03/21/2007)
we were all singing kareoke
"Okay, you're still a girl... okay?" - Leslie B (02/12/2007)
"Those are pretty... dead..." - Leslie B (02/12/2007)
"It's not gay to give guys candy." - Leslie B (10/12/2006)
"I can't pole dance without a pole... oh look, there's a pole!" - Leslie B (09/09/2006)
"That's a trait of women..." "What? Penis's?" - Brian C & Leslie B (08/31/2006)
"Do you know where a liquor store is?" "No, I don't drink." - Brian C & Leslie B (08/05/2006)
she had alcohol in her hand
"It's hard to make boobs..." - Leslie B (08/05/2006)
"When you first had boobs?" - Leslie B (07/14/2006)
"I was going to write a letter for my intent to dissatisfaction..." - Leslie B (07/14/2006)
"Trash anyone?" "Why do you always look at me when you say that?" - Brian C & Leslie B (07/14/2006)
"I'm personally and utterly offended!" - Leslie B (07/14/2006)
Tricia said there was this person our age acting 12, like leslie
"It's okay, I have my legs open." - Leslie B (05/06/2006)
"That's true... Joe, by biological definition, has a penis..." - Leslie B (05/02/2006)
"He's like an R A's wet dream." - Leslie B (04/30/2006)
"It was either that or a good card." - Leslie B (04/27/2006)
"I keep going down... in cards... not men." - Leslie B (04/27/2006)
"Woah, knife..." "Holy bible... they don't go well together." - Leslie B & Janny M (04/23/2006)
"Oh, pull it out, Seth." - Leslie B (04/23/2006)
"It's like thanks for leaving us strain did." - Leslie B (04/07/2006)
that was funny
"Okay, I'm going to quiz you. What's the third word in the second paragraph?" - Leslie B (03/02/2006)
i still remember it... system
"That's too clean!" - Leslie B (02/25/2006)
"Ah... Chinese... Is that a new sexual position?" - Leslie B (02/24/2006)
"Okay, these are hard scissors, Janis." - Leslie B (02/24/2006)
"What? Ew... we are not lesbians." - Leslie B (02/17/2006)
"I'll show Janis before I'll show you... wait, that didn't sound right." - Leslie B (02/17/2006)
"He shot a person!" - Leslie B (02/17/2006)
talking about cheney lol
"Janis, would you stop being so damn selfish... we were talking about me." - Leslie B (02/08/2006)
"Come on. Kiss boobs!" - Leslie B (05/06/2005)
"Well I don't wanna have sex with him tonight!" - Leslie B (04/29/2005)
"Gosh, those people are fat!" - Leslie B (04/29/2005)
people going up our stairs
"It's like 'Oh my God! A hand was born'!" - Leslie B (04/29/2005)
2.1 children per couple
"I can't picture Travis passionate..." - Leslie B (04/23/2005)
"I don't wanna talk about Seth with other women... or men..." - Leslie B (04/23/2005)
"I'm scared to drink water." - Leslie B (04/23/2005)
"Wait, you mean he has two balls?" - Leslie B (04/22/2005)
"I have been with... not like sexually..." - Leslie B (04/22/2005)
suuuure
"I'm not touching that... my finger will get lost." - Leslie B (04/22/2005)
"Oh, that is about right." - Leslie B (04/14/2005)
"Okay, I have a big beef with people who don't leave places to attack." - Leslie B (04/14/2005)
"You're just using me to get to her..." - Leslie B (04/14/2005)
"Oh, you should tell her the joke, it's so funny." - Leslie B (04/10/2005)
the old main joke
"No one's doing it with me." - Leslie B (04/10/2005)
lol
"No, meaning make the noise." - Leslie B (04/10/2005)
about the quote
"Well, when you put it like that..." - Leslie B (04/10/2005)
"Seth, where are you going to put it?" - Leslie B (04/07/2005)
"We didn't know it was going to be nude, okay?" - Leslie B (04/07/2005)
"Donald Trump's so rich he could like get a new body or something." - Leslie B (04/01/2005)
"I just cannot picture Bob Saget in the sack." - Leslie B (04/01/2005)
wow that's suprising...
"Moby Dick? You're trying to say I'm a whale?" - Leslie B (03/31/2005)
"That was good, I kinda like the literary connection." - Leslie B (03/31/2005)
"What'd I say? Resupply specialist?" "So... you're a stack boy?" - Janny M & Leslie B (03/27/2005)
"I'm proud of my chest... When I'm in the mirror, I say 'nice to see you both'." - Leslie B (03/27/2005)
"Candi, I have boobs." - Leslie B (03/27/2005)
big ones!!!!!!
"Who's interested in blowing?" - Leslie B (03/17/2005)
"Keep blowing!" - Leslie B (03/17/2005)
"Up my where?" - Leslie B (03/17/2005)
lol
"Seth, were do you wanna put it?" - Leslie B (03/17/2005)
"You're hot." "Thank you, I knew that's how you felt about me." - Brian C & Leslie B (03/10/2005)
"Put your leg on top of his." - Leslie B (03/10/2005)
"You know what... it's not luck, it's love." - Leslie B (03/10/2005)
"But I'm not a slut..." - Leslie B (03/10/2005)
"I don't agree in killing the president." - Leslie B (03/05/2005)
"Yeah, I don't like her hair that much." - Leslie B (03/05/2005)
"Oh my God! Everyone likes Justin! Why can't you like someone else that no one likes?" - Leslie B (03/04/2005)
bsb or something
"Do you ever not wanna be named Seth?" - Leslie B (03/03/2005)
"So you don't think women have a name?" - Leslie B (02/28/2005)
"Wait, what?" - Leslie B (02/28/2005)
the quote below
"At least I didn't have sex with my dogs." - Leslie B (02/28/2005)
she dug herself a hole in this one!
"Yeah, well, I don't wanna die." - Leslie B (02/14/2005)
"I like that... that's a new name for a group... Penis Plus One." - Leslie B (02/11/2005)
lol
"Hey Candi, there's someone at the door." "She's not stupid." "Who's at the door?" - Janny M & Leslie B & Brian C (02/07/2005)
i knocked b4, it was great
"I don't wish death, I just wish injury." - Leslie B (01/31/2005)
"I mean bangs as in... well..." - Leslie B (01/31/2005)
"I do that all the time..." "Except, he doesn't do it on the neck." - Seth W & Leslie B (01/24/2005)
"How come you never say anything romantic to him?" - Leslie B (01/24/2005)
talking to seth
"Paul, we were just talking about natural disasters, and then you showed up." - Leslie B (12/31/2004)
"Um, it's like naked men." - Leslie B (12/31/2004)
"Paul, keep the sun setting, okay?" - Leslie B (12/31/2004)
"But no sun comes through." - Leslie B (12/31/2004)
"Wow, where are your hands going?" - Leslie B (12/31/2004)
"You have to call me your highness." - Leslie B (12/11/2004)
"Excuse me, I am not your bitch." - Leslie B (12/11/2004)
"It'd be cool if I could put down a card." - Leslie B (12/11/2004)
"I'm sorry you guys, I really am." "Are you still talking?" - Janny M & Leslie B (12/11/2004)
"At least I have one thing above her, my weight." - Leslie B (12/11/2004)
lol
"There was a miracle created recently for Leslie." "What? Fitting through a door?" - Brian C & Leslie B (12/11/2004)
she makes fun of herself
"He can't really control it... the roles I mean." - Leslie B (12/09/2004)
lol
"So I think my fifth grade teacher knows..." - Leslie B (12/09/2004)
"Don't touch me there, I don't want to get horny right now." - Leslie B (12/09/2004)
"He's eating a penis!" - Leslie B (12/04/2004)
"People run into stuff all the time." "But not a house!" - Seth W & Leslie B (12/04/2004)
i think we were talking about billy joel
"Why do you always ask Seth to touch your penis?" - Leslie B (12/02/2004)
"Brian, your hair looks like Harry Potter... all crinkly and stuff." - Leslie B (12/02/2004)
"Guys versus girls." "Then what team will Seth play on?" - Brian C & Leslie B (12/02/2004)
"Hey, is Mom in bed yet?" "Oh, my!" - Brian C & Leslie B (12/02/2004)
lol
"I don't think Janis has a deep voice like that." - Leslie B (12/02/2004)
"I need some single men." - Leslie B (12/02/2004)
she doesn't have enough?
"Woho, money bags." - Leslie B (11/19/2004)
"Hello. I'm calling for the spelling confirmation of my last name." "What? Did you forget?" - Brian C & Leslie B (11/19/2004)
lol bri was on the phone
"Ah! Wow!" - Leslie B (11/19/2004)
after seeing brians belly
"You call that leading?" - Leslie B (11/19/2004)
talking about Bush, lol
"Ew, why are you talking about his fecal matter?" - Leslie B (11/19/2004)
"He said Bush." - Leslie B (11/18/2004)
"Logic just kinda leaves..." - Leslie B (11/08/2004)
lol
"Ha ha, she's writing it down..." "I don't care." - Leslie B & Seth W (11/08/2004)
"Seth said he wanted Brian to name it." - Leslie B (11/08/2004)
name what? hum... above quote said after this
"That's why you can't play with friends... you have to play with people you hate." - Leslie B (11/08/2004)
risk
"If Brian can answer that question, I will seriously doubt his sexuality." - Leslie B (10/31/2004)
lol
"Ah, stop, stop, stop, you'll break the windows." - Leslie B (10/22/2004)
bri was singing i think
"You wanna attack Ukraine?" - Leslie B (10/22/2004)
"Oh, oh, it's on, bitch." - Leslie B (10/22/2004)
"You guys have not tasted cookies until you tasted me." - Leslie B (10/16/2004)
lol
"My family is very cunning and they'll find out... they have like spies." - Leslie B (10/16/2004)
"Can I use your card?" - Leslie B (10/16/2004)
a pick up line!
"Hum... Kerry looks little pale tonight." "Yeah." - Janny M & Brian C & Leslie B (10/13/2004)
yeah said by both bri & les
"Gumby... where's his...?" - Leslie B (10/10/2004)
"If you want grease, you can go to a mechanic." - Leslie B (10/10/2004)
lol
"He's like a ballerina." - Leslie B (10/02/2004)
talking about brian
"Ou, stuffed animal! I wanna hump!" - Leslie B (10/02/2004)
"It's not over till the fat lady sings." "So when are you going to start singing?" - Leslie B & Brian C (10/02/2004)
"I wanna pop." - Leslie B (09/22/2004)
"I like sex in the city!" - Leslie B (09/18/2004)
not quite sure to capitalize it
"Ah, no... I don't want one boob." - Leslie B (09/18/2004)
"I'm a virgin... touched many, many times." - Leslie B (09/03/2004)
we know
"Do you really need to ask that? I mean..." - Leslie B (07/10/2004)
"See, Dave got a card down." - Leslie B (07/10/2004)
"... Get the boobs right." - Leslie B (07/10/2004)
couldn't read... i should just tape record!
"Did you steal those, cause I can't find them." - Leslie B (07/09/2004)
her black bra
"You know, the juices a girl has inside of her..." - Leslie B (07/09/2004)
typical
"How long does it take to pee?" - Leslie B (07/04/2004)
saw her & seth at double T
"You only have to wipe a couple of times." - Leslie B (07/04/2004)
"I can't even eat... keeps dropping." - Leslie B (05/09/2004)
"It's not a normal meal if we're not having sex." - Leslie B (05/09/2004)
"Marshmallows... that brings me back." - Leslie B (05/09/2004)
"I find watching a porno helps." - Leslie B (05/09/2004)
"I can only handle one penis at a time." - Leslie B (05/09/2004)
"Wow, wow, wow, Paul!" - Leslie B (04/02/2004)
"Holy sweetness!" - Leslie B (03/09/2004)
"That was good ass grabbing." - Leslie B (03/05/2004)
"Yeah, they really do look like monkey testicles." - Leslie B (03/03/2004)
"I will not strip for beeds." - Leslie B (02/24/2004)
"How did we start talking about that?" - Leslie B (02/21/2004)
"A cow?" - Leslie B (02/21/2004)
"You're going down... on me." - Leslie B (02/21/2004)
"I guess you have to make yourself look gay, don't you?" "They're popular!" - Leslie B & Seth W (02/21/2004)
"Let's have them say a little bit." - Leslie B (02/21/2004)
"Are you thinking about sex with Paul because he looks like a woman?" - Leslie B (02/20/2004)
"Stop, like you're hurting everyone." - Leslie B (02/16/2004)
"Is he going to try them on?" - Leslie B (02/14/2004)
her bras
"Blow out the candles that aren't lit." - Leslie B (02/14/2004)
"Cause I might have said that I'm better at night." - Leslie B (02/12/2004)
"Let me stick it in!" - Leslie B (02/12/2004)
"Why, thank you. I like them long and... never mind." - Leslie B (02/09/2004)
"Sheiet." - Leslie B (02/07/2004)
"A penis?" - Leslie B (02/07/2004)
"My dice fell in my bra!" - Leslie B (02/07/2004)
talk about snake eyes
"I'm just trying to get up... okay, we'll do it this way... oh!" - Leslie B (02/07/2004)
"Paul always talks about Seth's penis." - Leslie B (02/07/2004)
"Can't we have sex in private?" - Leslie B (02/07/2004)
"Mister Fluffers is a sex machine!" - Leslie B (02/07/2004)
a cat
"Why was there a cap under my butt?" - Leslie B (02/05/2004)
"What are you talking about? It was just one night!" - Leslie B (02/02/2004)
"It's a little hard to go when it's not even my turn." - Leslie B (02/02/2004)
"I get the feeling you're not talking about his grilled cheese sandwich." - Leslie B (02/01/2004)
"Seth is so hot!" - Leslie B (02/01/2004)
"I can't live without sex." - Leslie B (02/01/2004)
"You're thinking I should be killed?" - Leslie B (02/01/2004)
"Ou! There's bitting!" - Leslie B (02/01/2004)
"Look at that bird!" - Leslie B (01/31/2004)
"My gummy is covered in cheese." - Leslie B (01/29/2004)
"It's an arrow." - Leslie B (01/29/2004)
lol
"No, it's still there." - Leslie B (01/29/2004)
"I only had nine quotes in a row, yesterday." - Leslie B (01/29/2004)
i don't know why
"Okay, I'll pretend to be nervous." - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"Jeez, is he going to come out soon?" - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"He has no excuse. There was no Mexican food!" - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"That turns me on, stop." - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"Guys, I wanna eat later." - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"No, I mean eat as in... I'm not even going to say anything." - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"You wanna fill up my hole?" - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
what a pick up line
"You could be talking about gardening." - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"You do a very good woman impression." - Leslie B (01/28/2004)
"I have not had sex... yet." - Leslie B (01/26/2004)
"I know... we were short but there was this other person that was short, too." - Leslie B (01/26/2004)
"Oh no! Don't put that in any strange places." - Leslie B (01/26/2004)
"Is it take a walk on the Boardwalk?" - Leslie B (01/26/2004)
they owned it
"I just wanna make some money!" - Leslie B (01/26/2004)
"How much?" "Just fourteen thousand." - David E & Leslie B (01/26/2004)
"Do you have change for a five hundred?" - Leslie B (01/25/2004)
"Wow, that is a big kiss!" - Leslie B (01/25/2004)
"It's the ghetto tree." - Leslie B (12/14/2003)
"Dave, there's a picture!" - Leslie B (12/14/2003)
"It's like stripping..." - Leslie B (12/14/2003)
"Ou, multiple orgasms." - Leslie B (12/14/2003)
"Yeah, blood really turns some guys on." - Leslie B (12/14/2003)
"Obviously I want to drop your pants." - Leslie B (12/13/2003)
"So what? It's not firm enough for you?" - Leslie B (12/13/2003)
"Jeez, Paul, if you're going to talk the talk..." - Leslie B (12/13/2003)
"Well, it's easier to fit all of it in your mouth, I guess." - Leslie B (12/13/2003)
"It's not free." - Leslie B (12/13/2003)
"What? Who said sex?" - Leslie B (12/12/2003)
"Speaking of going down..." - Leslie B (12/12/2003)
"Stupid pants... no, I had to fix them, they were falling off." - Leslie B (12/12/2003)
"Actually, I'm combining them." "Yes!" - Janny M & Leslie B (12/12/2003)
"Fondle your boobs?" - Leslie B (12/12/2003)
"You're dangerous with it." - Leslie B (12/12/2003)
"Sometimes I can't wait until the weekend either." - Leslie B (12/10/2003)
we know
"Then they're be easier to bite." - Leslie B (12/10/2003)
"I said condo not condom." - Leslie B (12/10/2003)
"They're making me look dirty." "Look?" - Leslie B & Janny M (12/10/2003)
"No! I just said another one!" - Leslie B (12/10/2003)
"Aw... my other one broke... it got used too much." - Leslie B (12/10/2003)
"No, no, no feeling." - Leslie B (12/09/2003)
"No, I didn't pee on the bear." - Leslie B (12/07/2003)
"No, never mind. I don't want to get a quote." - Leslie B (12/07/2003)
"Ew! Not on a girl!" - Leslie B (12/07/2003)
"Me as a spirit?" - Leslie B (12/07/2003)
"Anal? Is that how you say it?" - Leslie B (12/06/2003)
aenal kinda how she pronounced it... still making this joke to this day
"Blow job should be... a little more than ten cents." - Leslie B (12/06/2003)
"I like tea." - Leslie B (12/06/2003)
i think we put tea bagging on there
"Ew! Where do you people come up with this stuff?" - Leslie B (12/06/2003)
"No, I've been clean for five days!" - Leslie B (12/05/2003)
"I know not to go bitting there." - Leslie B (12/05/2003)
i don't think she does
"Secretly, you wish you were that ice cream cone." - Leslie B (11/24/2003)
"Oh my God. Where do you come up with this stuff?" - Leslie B (11/24/2003)
"Seal?" - Leslie B (11/22/2003)
"What are you talking about? I do not milk men." - Leslie B (11/21/2003)
"We didn't trick the pet store." - Leslie B (11/21/2003)
"Virgin ears?" - Leslie B (11/21/2003)
"Wanna worm?" - Leslie B (11/20/2003)
"What? You want to pull down Seth's pants?" - Leslie B (11/19/2003)
"I have a knife, don't walk in front of me." - Leslie B (11/16/2003)
"No, don't have him eat my rug!" - Leslie B (11/15/2003)
"No squishing." - Leslie B (11/15/2003)
y not?
"We, he went to the bathroom in her room?" - Leslie B (11/09/2003)
"No, Seth slept with Paul." - Leslie B (11/09/2003)
"You know what, I don't need to be dared." - Leslie B (11/09/2003)
"That is one of the rudest things I've ever seen. I think I'm just going to eat my smores." - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"Let's just say if I got this T shirt wet, it'd reveal a lot." - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"You're so far away from the screen." "You mean you." - Leslie B & Janny M (11/07/2003)
"And I don't wanna hear another word about cups between my legs." - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"Seth, can I go get my bra from your room?" - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"He stole a chip!" - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"There'd be all these chips." - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"Put five more in there, sweetheart." - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"Ou, laungire." - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"What is the purpose of this?" - Leslie B (11/07/2003)
something on the brar
"Oh f**k!" "Not in here!" - Brian C & Leslie B (11/07/2003)
"I don't bite that area." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"All I wanna say is I'm not that innocent." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"You know, tall people have huge ones... and I've... imagined what his looks like." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
pause?
"Gee. I hope no one tickles me in this venerable position." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"Sex? Who said sex?" - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"I will do it in a box, I will do it with a fox." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
she perverted dr suess
"Pull up your shirt, roll down your pants and let me blow." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"Can I draw a penis on your face?" - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"Paul! That's my boob." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"I like black widows... they eat their husbands." - Leslie B (11/03/2003)
"It's a chocolate chip muffin." - Leslie B (10/30/2003)
"I hope you don't take your shirt off." - Leslie B (10/28/2003)
"You tried to hit my boob." - Leslie B (10/28/2003)
"Who is it? We're obviously having sex right now." - Leslie B (10/26/2003)
"What about spanking?" - Leslie B (10/26/2003)
"Woah! That's a butt!" - Leslie B (10/25/2003)
"This doesn't go here." - Leslie B (10/24/2003)
"Huh! Oh! Shag carpeting!" - Leslie B (10/24/2003)
"Ah! That's an ice scrapper." - Leslie B (10/24/2003)
"Janis! My butt!" - Leslie B (10/24/2003)
"Wanna see where my hand can go?" - Leslie B (10/23/2003)
"Dave held and I popped." - Leslie B (10/23/2003)
"That just hit my boob... it's war." - Leslie B (10/23/2003)
"I'm blowing at people, not people." - Leslie B (10/23/2003)
"When did they become free?" - Leslie B (10/23/2003)
"Guess who's in a good mood... me... Hi, Dave." - Leslie B (10/22/2003)
"I grabbed him in a place under the table." - Leslie B (10/22/2003)
"Don't you think I would have said 'I grabbed Dave's penis'?" - Leslie B (10/22/2003)
"I want to aim lower." - Leslie B (10/22/2003)
"He's getting some sex tonight." - Leslie B (10/20/2003)
"Oh my God! I don't believe I pressed something!" - Leslie B (10/20/2003)
"What kinda scary movie is this? Oh, my God, a child!" - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"Let me get on top of you just for a minute." - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"I'll suck it and make it feel better." - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"No, he didn't. That was a false alarm." - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"It was a sex quote about all the times Paul and I have had sex." - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"Forth?" - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
sexual experience
"No, my sex toys are in there." - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"Ou! In the butt!" - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"I tried to pull it, but it was too hard." - Leslie B (10/19/2003)
"What? What about sex?" - Leslie B (10/16/2003)
"David's going too... it's a threesome." - Leslie B (10/16/2003)
"He wore it." "Oh, yeah." - Janny M & Leslie B (10/16/2003)
her brar
"Oh my God. He's fondling my monkey!" - Leslie B (10/16/2003)
"Are you still sucking?" "Yes." - Leslie B & Paul H (10/16/2003)
"No, don't. I'll squeak." - Leslie B (10/15/2003)
"The hair, Brian, the hair." - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
"Seriously, you should not be asking other girls to do your..." "Butt?" - Leslie B & Brian C (10/14/2003)
"Oh, Seth. There's so many of them." - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
"Can I bite you now?" - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
"Damn it, David. You know my spot... not that spot!" - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
"Well, strip me naked and leave me on a busy highway." - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
well, she does that anyway w/o our help
"I know and he's so kinky now." - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
"That's it. Your nipples are mine!" - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
"Yeah, it was a touching moment alright." - Leslie B (10/14/2003)
"I gave them blow jobs first, then they gave me a little pleasure." - Leslie B (10/12/2003)
"I hope you're talking about hair." - Leslie B (10/12/2003)
"First a hair cut, then the oral sex." - Leslie B (10/12/2003)
"He can train my day anytime!" - Leslie B (10/09/2003)
the guy on training day... or something
"Are you trying to feel my boobs?" - Leslie B (10/09/2003)
"Haven't I been pretty good about the bitting?" - Leslie B (10/09/2003)
"I think that that guy thought I was grabbing his ass." - Leslie B (10/08/2003)
"Hold on. Let me take my shirt off." - Leslie B (10/07/2003)
"No one wants to date me." - Leslie B (10/06/2003)
oh yea right
"I'm just ass." - Leslie B (10/06/2003)
"I was trying to reach his mouth." - Leslie B (10/06/2003)
"I tried to keep it in his mouth or something." - Leslie B (10/06/2003)
"I'm not that sexual!" - Leslie B (10/06/2003)
"I'll give you something to look at." - Leslie B (10/05/2003)
we know she will
"What do you mean it's sorta there? Are you talking about my shirt?" - Leslie B (10/05/2003)
"Woah, people's hands are on me and I don't know who's they are." - Leslie B (10/05/2003)
lol
"I hear voices." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)
"It's blue... ish." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)
"Why are there two lumps." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)
"No. Look what they did to your name." "Fools." - Leslie B & Seth W (10/04/2003)
"I found a new technique, hitting the ball straight." - Leslie B (10/04/2003)
"They tickle me and make me scream orgasmically." - Leslie B (10/03/2003)
"I don't know if you were looking at the pajama pants." - Leslie B (10/03/2003)
i wasn't
"I was reaching for the cookie." - Leslie B (10/03/2003)
"Need some help?" - Leslie B (10/03/2003)
paul said about masturbation
"Paul and I were just in the bathroom together." - Leslie B (10/03/2003)
ouu
"I just cannot find a good position!" - Leslie B (10/03/2003)
"Are you guys done now?" "We're never done." - Seth W & Leslie B (10/01/2003)
"And I have to be awake for John Cusak." - Leslie B (09/30/2003)
"Oh, yeah, all of our husbands." - Leslie B (09/30/2003)
"Alright, let's try a new position." - Leslie B (09/30/2003)
"You're a love machine!" - Leslie B (09/30/2003)
"Why do you guys always hear the wrong thing?" - Leslie B (09/30/2003)
"What? You slept together?" "Well, I won't call it sleeping." - Janny M & Leslie B (09/29/2003)
"There's nothing wrong with having two men in a bed with you at once." - Leslie B (09/29/2003)
something to that effect
"Did you steal that off of some nice person?" - Leslie B (09/29/2003)
"Oh, it's in!" - Leslie B (09/29/2003)
"How am I a tease?" - Leslie B (09/29/2003)
don't answer that!
"When is that due?" "Ah, tomorrow morning." - Janny M & Leslie B (09/28/2003)
"Ou, naps are good." - Leslie B (09/28/2003)
"I'm going to so, it was about Leslie." - Leslie B (09/26/2003)
"Like he has seen boobs." - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"You can show me your friend, anytime." - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"I like to try new things." - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"Oh my God, it's a red neck closet!" - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"Power means turn on... turn on." - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"Au! Why don't I just strip while I'm at it?" - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"Oh my God. I leaked!" - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"George, stop! The Pepsi!" - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"Is she really? How can you get pregnant from a phone conversation?" - Leslie B (09/25/2003)
"Well, I don't really look for Andy, I just look for my sandwich." - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"I'll give you something you need sooner or later." "Whoa!" - Josh H & Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"What's the wedding?" - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"Yeah, you called me three hundred pounds." - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"Come on, guys. Seriously, I'm going to make noise." - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
she does
"You're going to speck with it? Are you trying to lose?" - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"Oh, I need to go to the bathroom. All this running around!" - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"No, not tonight." - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"What are you taking off now?" - Leslie B (09/23/2003)
"George, no boobs." - Leslie B (09/22/2003)
"Come on over, come on over, Brian." - Leslie B (09/22/2003)
"I will not be segregated." - Leslie B (09/22/2003)
"I know him really well... I sleep in the same bed with him every night." - Leslie B (09/22/2003)
"So, that means you can't suck on a guys penis? Well, that sucks." - Leslie B (09/22/2003)
oka
"Wait. I didn't know vegetables talked to penises." - Leslie B (09/22/2003)
"Brian, I see you arranging your balls." - Leslie B (09/22/2003)
"I don't shave my face." - Leslie B (09/21/2003)
"It wasn't foot sex, it was foot wars." - Leslie B (09/21/2003)
no, it was foot sex
"Harder?" - Leslie B (09/21/2003)
"I'm not horny." - Leslie B (09/21/2003)
"I happen to be going with them." - Leslie B (09/21/2003)
i was pulling the covers off p's bunk bed
"You have to start out soft." - Leslie B (09/20/2003)
gee
"You never touched mine." - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"Ou, I get a pillow." "You can have two more if you want." - Paul H & Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"I thought it was romantic... I missed." - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"I was talking about your body." - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"Are you implying that Paul and I should have sex in a locker?" - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"Okay, okay, boobage." - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"Hello, I looked at his name tag." - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
that's not all she looked @!
"Can I take my socks, I mean, clothes off?" - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"He's not, he's making me spread my legs open." - Leslie B (09/19/2003)
"Please don't attack me, cause you're, you're big." - Leslie B (09/17/2003)
"Oh yes! I hit it!" - Leslie B (09/17/2003)
"Right now, I have three." - Leslie B (09/17/2003)
balls
"I always wanted a sandwich." - Leslie B (09/17/2003)
this was sexual
"Who's thinking about sex now, you sex fiend." - Leslie B (09/17/2003)
"I can't just let anyone see me naked." - Leslie B (09/10/2003)
"You insulted my shirt!" - Leslie B (09/07/2003)
"I didn't say naked." - Leslie B (09/06/2003)
"I'm almost as tall as David." - Leslie B (09/06/2003)
lol she's not
"Wait! I wanna attack China!" - Leslie B (09/05/2003)
"Just keep this over here, I'm going to need it." - Leslie B (09/05/2003)
david's risk peices
"Hehehehe... Sorry, Dave, I love you." - Leslie B (09/05/2003)
"You have a very wet butt." "Thanks." - Paul H & Leslie B (09/04/2003)
"Oh, wow. Cars actually stop for you... unlike in Equador." - Leslie B (08/31/2003)
"So, I'm fat? That's what you're saying?" - Leslie B (08/31/2003)
"She's not imaginary... she's just not real." - Leslie B (08/31/2003)
"Look at those womans balloons!" - Leslie B (08/31/2003)
um...
"What is six of eleven?" "Five?" - Chris Sm & Leslie B (08/31/2003)
u don't wanna know
"You're just looking for excuses to touch her." - Leslie B (08/31/2003)
"Well, Dave, spank my naked ass." - Leslie B (08/31/2003)
ouu?
"I'm making a discovery tower, cause I'm discovering myself." - Leslie B (05/21/2003)
"At least my friend wants to give me head." "Like a head of cabbage?" - Tricia B & Leslie B (05/20/2003)
"I was like 'that shirt looks familiar'." - Leslie B (05/20/2003)
"I mean, why wouldn't you cheat on the final?" "Janis!" - Janny M & Leslie B (05/20/2003)
"Yes! I have thirty!" - Leslie B (05/20/2003)
we were all @ like 250
"Ah! I have to sleep on that!" - Leslie B (05/19/2003)
her pillows we were throwing
"But, but, but, not." - Leslie B (05/19/2003)
"I'm in last, apparently, I have negative a hundred million." - Leslie B (05/19/2003)
"You guys are no fun... I'm going to fold clothes." - Leslie B (05/19/2003)
"There's rings everywhere!" - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"It'll be daylight... it'll be safe." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"I gave him a look... he didn't give me one back in return." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"That's not Jennifer Lopez!" "No, it's a little boy." - Leslie B & Janny M (05/18/2003)
"I told David he should find a nice girl... unfortunately, he found me." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
lez & dave r going out now!!!
"I'm not ticklish... ah!" - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"I think what really did it for me was Dave with his shirt off." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"Britney Spears is a virgin." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"I don't look anything like Britney Spears." "I do." - Leslie B & Brian C (05/18/2003)
"Brian's perfect, except for one thing... he's not." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"I did have a heart... I gave it away." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"You know what, you should be a hand model." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"No way, I'm not interested in your genitals." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"I hope you're talking about ice cream pie." - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"Ou, can I put barrettes in your hair?" - Leslie B (05/18/2003)
"That's wonderful... tell it to someone who cares." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"To what? She's in Gray." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"What a perfect song." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"She looks so cute in the box, though." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"Sorry, I tripped." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"Oh, God... it's a ladder." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"All the water's from the well." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
no... really?
"One is higher." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"It just doesn't fit with my hand." - Leslie B (05/17/2003)
"Jeepers isn't a good stripper name." - Leslie B (05/16/2003)
"But is it okay? We wouldn't be wearing many clothes." - Leslie B (05/16/2003)
"How do you know? It was only in the girls bathroom." - Leslie B (05/16/2003)
"I think you should get rid of your low cards." - Leslie B (05/16/2003)
"I don't like high cards in my hand." - Leslie B (05/16/2003)
good, discard them to me!
"You're a weirdo." "With pleasure." - Leslie B & Jackie F (05/16/2003)
"Wow, you could be a cheerleader." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"Good thing I don't want any more mango." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
tricia was licking it, yuck
"I wish she didn't lick that mango." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"I'm delicate... take that!" - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"I like to dip my fries in sauce, then, again, I am salsita." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"You keep bringing him up... why?" - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"Dave is such a snob." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"We can all fit in one shower." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"Do you know how amazing that looks?" - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
it did look amazing
"I don't want to kill Dave." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"Brian has a butt, so he should shake it." - Leslie B (05/14/2003)
"Not as adorable as Dave." - Leslie B (05/13/2003)
"Yeah, it's the leaving seat. Everyone who sits there ends up leaving within five minutes." - Leslie B (05/13/2003)
i made that up
"Well, Dave, two can play at that game." - Leslie B (05/13/2003)
"Spooning?" "Waterballooning." - Tricia B & Leslie B (05/12/2003)
"It wasn't necessarily an offer." - Leslie B (05/11/2003)
"What kind of person are you?" - Leslie B (05/11/2003)
"What? That's inspirational." - Leslie B (05/11/2003)
"Yeah. I just have to beat your ass." - Leslie B (05/11/2003)
"I thought insertion was a program." - Leslie B (05/09/2003)
"Besides what is wrong with saying penis? Penis, penis, penis." - Leslie B (05/09/2003)
"I have to break it to you, but two and two does not equal three." - Leslie B (05/09/2003)
"Well, not literally, I don't really have them for a snack." - Leslie B (05/09/2003)
"I might have forgotten my bag, but I didn't forget my pants." - Leslie B (05/08/2003)
"You don't have to get beer." - Leslie B (05/08/2003)
"They will not card me, I look thirty." - Leslie B (05/08/2003)
"I think your homework should be to do someone." - Leslie B (05/08/2003)
perfect homework... yeaaa
"Sorry, I just thought of something involving sex and Dave." - Leslie B (05/08/2003)
"I want Dave... in places where the sun don't shine." - Leslie B (05/08/2003)
ouuuu
"You're a beast. You're an animal... Wow! Look at this hand!" - Leslie B (05/07/2003)
"Stop, stop, stop!" "I have stopped." - Janny M & Leslie B (05/07/2003)
"Thanks. Now what to do." - Leslie B (05/07/2003)
"Well, if you're interested. You don't have to pull down your pants or anything." - Leslie B (05/07/2003)
"Well, it doesn't look that bad." - Leslie B (05/06/2003)
commenting on the condition of their hall
"He doesn't want a woman... or a man." - Leslie B (05/04/2003)
"Gasp!" "But it's not even in the same suit." - Janny M & Leslie B (05/03/2003)
"It's okay to have sex in your dreams." - Leslie B (05/02/2003)
damn right it is
"I cannot. I breathed." - Leslie B (05/02/2003)
"Do you know how incred..." - Leslie B (05/01/2003)
ment to say incredible
"I'm reading this story about this crazy woman who's like..." "Crazy?" - Leslie B & Chris Sm (05/01/2003)
"I saw him going out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel." "Oh, God." - Chris Sm & Leslie B (05/01/2003)
"Plasticity, the art of making plastic bags." - Leslie B (04/30/2003)
"No, everyone knows I was a stripper before." - Leslie B (04/28/2003)
"Oh, menstruation." - Leslie B (04/28/2003)
"I'm not saying that a guy's going to be like under your butt." - Leslie B (04/26/2003)
"What a bitch. You can tell her that I said that." - Leslie B (04/26/2003)
"I wake up and there's a man there, caugh, caugh." - Leslie B (04/25/2003)
"I love being caniving." "It's what you're good at." - Leslie B & Janny M (04/23/2003)
"The rummy queen will be de throwned!" "You're going to be de throwned?" - Janny M & Leslie B (04/23/2003)
tricia won, anyway
"The Janis method. She's my role model." - Leslie B (04/16/2003)
"Would have been nice to pay attention." "Statement said after the final." - Leslie B & Chris Sm (04/16/2003)
"... Which means somebody's hording face cards." - Leslie B (04/16/2003)
"Oh, speaking of you..." - Leslie B (04/15/2003)
"It's yours, Dave. It's all yours!" - Leslie B (04/14/2003)
the frizbee was pretty out of range
"She's beautiful." "She is beautiful but I don't need her." - Janny M & Leslie B (04/14/2003)
"Hey, hands off! The money I mean." - Leslie B (04/12/2003)
"Where are you?" "On top." - Brian C & Leslie B (04/12/2003)
"Nothing un ordinary. We're just doing a demonstration with pickles." - Leslie B (04/12/2003)
"Are you single?" "Yes." "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No." - Leslie B & Brian C (04/12/2003)
"I blowed instead of sucked." - Leslie B (04/12/2003)
a balloon, no really it was
"Let me have this little piece of orgasm." - Leslie B (04/11/2003)
chocolate bar
"Oh! That is one nice piece of orgasm here." - Leslie B (04/11/2003)
"Well this is pointless." "My pencil isn't." - Leslie B & Chris Sm (04/11/2003)
"David, you're the man of men." - Leslie B (04/11/2003)
"It's the hall of drinking, except for David." - Leslie B (04/11/2003)
"I think spider is a metaphor for love." - Leslie B (04/11/2003)
i don't see how
"Dumbledure, you can't replace him!" - Leslie B (04/11/2003)
"Oh my God! The sun of a gun is out!" - Leslie B (04/11/2003)
"How did you get it to pop?" "I put it in the microwave." - Leslie B & Tricia B (04/09/2003)
"I cleaned my boyfriends room." "Could you be my girlfriend for a day?" - Leslie B & Lauren P (04/09/2003)
"Invisible bubble, you're in a dream." - Leslie B (04/08/2003)
"A vibrator? Isn't this a little too wide?" - Leslie B (04/04/2003)
"Oragies are great study group sessions." - Leslie B (03/20/2003)
"He is so incredibly hot." "Really? I hadn't noticed." - Leslie B & Jordan W (03/20/2003)
"A man who's not married is a..." "Lying scumbag?" - Brian N & Leslie B (03/20/2003)
"The pork you eat at breakfast is..." "Eggs?" - Billy R & Leslie B (03/20/2003)
"I'm negative ten." "Good." - Leslie B & Tricia B (03/17/2003)
"I think if you're going to be mean, you should be mean to everyone." - Leslie B (03/17/2003)
"Oh, good... I can do you." - Leslie B (03/17/2003)
"Look how much non popcorn is in here!" - Leslie B (03/17/2003)
"I'm pretty sure it covers the whole body." "Thong." - Jordan W & Leslie B (03/16/2003)
"Oh my gosh... I just love me today!" - Leslie B (03/16/2003)
"I was like 'why is the car rocking?'" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"And I thought... I don't even know what I thought." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"I was laughing at my cards." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"Why don't I cut it in half?" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"Not if I can stop him!" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"I was always jealous of Barbie dolls, they have such better clothes as I got in the store." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"Ouu... I'm going to buy these just for him!" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
underwear model, sexy baby
"For some reason, these guys don't look that interesting." "It's because they have clothes on." - Leslie B & David E (03/15/2003)
"David, you're a man." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"I always find undressing is better than dressing." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"Well, happily banana's this is." - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"Oh, f**k me!" - Leslie B (03/15/2003)
"Maybe this next card." - Leslie B (03/12/2003)
"You don't really look like a Becky." - Leslie B (03/12/2003)
"I forgot what peanut butter means." - Leslie B (03/12/2003)
"There's nothing wrong with action." - Leslie B (03/12/2003)
"Sexiffied." - Leslie B (03/12/2003)
"Arrr... so many rules to remember!" - Leslie B (03/12/2003)
"Oh, dumped you a card." - Leslie B (03/11/2003)
"I believe in multiple cuts." - Leslie B (03/06/2003)
"Thank you." "You're welcome... happy to help." - Janny M & Leslie B (03/06/2003)
she put down a good card, i think
"I only listen to the voices in my head." - Leslie B (03/06/2003)
"Yeah, just don't set it on fire." - Leslie B (03/06/2003)
i don't think she knew about cd burning... kinda ironic
"Take off those clothes!" - Leslie B (03/06/2003)
yes!