Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Jackie F's Quotes

Jackie F has made 52 quotes!

"Ew! She's ugly!" - Jackie F (11/16/2003)

"Your cat?" "Yeah." "That's what it's called?" - Janny M & Jackie F (11/15/2003)

"She doesn't even have a sprinkler!" - Jackie F (10/06/2003)

"Yeah, well my Mom's not playing the game." - Jackie F (09/07/2003)

"You don't have to add it, I'm just being funny." - Jackie F (09/04/2003)
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"George, you dumb ass." - Jackie F (09/04/2003)
she wanted me to put that here, 4 some reason

"You injured my boob!" - Jackie F (08/31/2003)
will she ever stop talking about her boobs?!?

"Ew... I'm not a sexual animal." - Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"I mean, I am a messy person, but I'm not that messy." - Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"It's a little bit dusty." "It's only been there for a day." - Janny M & Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"It's all about the fun, not the kinkiness." - Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"I'm like 'who's knocking and where?'" - Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"I'm so embarrassed. Brock asked me if I got my chin pierced cause of my big, red pimple." - Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"It's not funny, you're laughing at my pain." - Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"Cough, cough, I'm a new smoker." - Jackie F (05/21/2003)

"I sent myself a message?" - Jackie F (05/20/2003)

"I still wasn't happy with a seventy five, so I went home and cried again." - Jackie F (05/20/2003)

"As much as I might make lesbian comments, I am not a lesbian." - Jackie F (05/19/2003)

"You can't run far enough away!" - Jackie F (05/19/2003)

"You know, I have a bra that matches my underwear." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"I looked for everything." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)
still was a rummy

"Crap. I can't even because the asshole put down jacks." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"She knows what a booty call is, she's not a complete dumb f**k." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"He's a priest, that's terrible." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"You know... get the boobies up." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"No, cause you don't want to see my naked boobies." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"I'm going to be f**ked." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"She's got this part because of her boobs." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"Oh my God! Look at the T V!" - Jackie F (05/17/2003)
after the movie, the screen went to snow

"I knew he was going to be there, I just didn't know when." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"I know, I forgot." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"It's day six, she's not going to die yet, dumbass." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"I've seen this before, and I'm still jumping." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)
the ring

"Well you can't really see the pee coming out of me." - Jackie F (05/17/2003)

"It was one moment of laughter." - Jackie F (05/16/2003)

"You're a weirdo." "With pleasure." - Leslie B & Jackie F (05/16/2003)

"It's cleaner than it usually is." - Jackie F (05/16/2003)

"You have erectile dysfunction." "Mine's just not happy." - Jackie F & Tricia B (05/13/2003)

"See, short people can't get the ball." - Jackie F (05/08/2003)

"You know, it doesn't bother me cause I've done worse." - Jackie F (05/02/2003)
we were all making fun of her laugh

"Who do you want to have sex with?" - Jackie F (05/02/2003)

"I was like 'what, you have to pay to get into the lobby? That doesn't sound right.'" - Jackie F (05/02/2003)

"Everything's an orgasm." - Jackie F (04/15/2003)
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"That's disgusting. Let's not talk about spiders eating their husbands." - Jackie F (04/15/2003)

"I'm not a big fan of woman's butts." - Jackie F (04/15/2003)

"Kill it! Kill it! I want it dead!" - Jackie F (04/04/2003)
there was some sort of insect in her room, i suppose

"Hi. I like to order seven pizzas." - Jackie F (04/02/2003)
yes, we ordered 7! that's right 7! and i ate 3 pieces @ a time!

"I won't be sand bagging this time." - Jackie F (02/28/2003)

"I can't work with this hand." "I can." - Janny M & Jackie F (02/28/2003)

"That was the best five whole minutes I've ever had." - Jackie F (02/28/2003)
we were playing that burping game... ask me!

"Yeah, I'm gonna put an ace down, good idea." - Jackie F (02/28/2003)

"I don't know where that goes." "It doesn't go." - Jackie F & Tricia B (02/28/2003)