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Daria F's Quotes

Daria F has made 49 quotes!

"And it's not even my fault. They would use my duct tape for the most useless things." - Daria F (05/20/2003)

"Like, I'll be on these candy kicks..." - Daria F (05/19/2003)
just kinda funny when she said it

"I'm never going to make love on the side of the road." "Seriously." - Janny M & Daria F (05/13/2003)

"Are you f**king up, again? You better fix yourself. Thank you." - Daria F (05/12/2003)

"They might be done by now, I'm not sure how far they were into it." - Daria F (05/12/2003)

"And what gets me is that this guy has his own house." - Daria F (05/12/2003)
uhhhh, yea

"Yeah, they just got big all of a sudden." - Daria F (05/12/2003)

"This song goes out to Janis." - Daria F (05/08/2003)
played that put it in ur mouth song, lol

"Is your name Heather, by any chance?" "Nope." - Janny M & Daria F (05/06/2003)
some weird girl called asking for heather

"They were like 'ou, Mexico, lets go invade Mexico'." - Daria F (05/05/2003)

"It's making me itch just talking about mosquitoes." - Daria F (04/23/2003)

"They're just like 'ou, blood, bite'." - Daria F (04/23/2003)

"I hate college. I quit." - Daria F (04/21/2003)
she's joking

"Damn it! It's closed! Is that the right one?" - Daria F (04/21/2003)
anything's funny @ 1 in the morning!

"Yeah, how can someone be like 'hey, i just killed a little girl, what's going on'?" - Daria F (04/20/2003)

"You will one day." "Oh, no I won't." - Janny M & Daria F (04/17/2003)
i was talking to her about understanding evil c++

"That's a big ass baby for just being born." "Yeah, it is." - Janny M & Daria F (04/13/2003)

"Gatsby's just like 'here's my heart'." "Take it... and then break it." - Janny M & Daria F (04/11/2003)

"Cause he's so in love with Daisy. And Daisy's just like..." "A retard." - Janny M & Daria F (04/11/2003)

"Wow, I never thought in my life." - Daria F (04/10/2003)

"It's not mine." - Daria F (04/10/2003)

"I was just like, 'okay, there's a bra'." - Daria F (04/10/2003)
she found a bra in back of her dresser

"What is it? National guy be weird day or something?" "Uh, I hope not." - Janny M & Daria F (04/08/2003)

"Damn, I want a leprocon!" - Daria F (04/06/2003)
she was watching charmed

"It's like 'give me your money, or I'll set you on fire'." - Daria F (04/02/2003)

"I'd be like, 'eww, stop stalking me'." - Daria F (04/01/2003)

"What? Are you starting to write stuff already?" "No, haha, I'm not that excited." - Janny M & Daria F (03/30/2003)
getting stressed about registering for classes, oh no!

"Totally... like how does he know? Is he there like chilling with Saddam?" - Daria F (03/20/2003)

"Thanks for printing out a blank sheet." - Daria F (03/19/2003)

"Maybe it took my advice." "Maybe it got scared when I threatened it." - Janny M & Daria F (03/17/2003)

"This way... don't make me get the fly swatter!" - Daria F (03/17/2003)

"You guys need to stuff your bras." "What are you trying to say?" - Daria F & Jason P (03/13/2003)

"I know, really, she was like 'ahh' and then like 'I'm dead'." - Daria F (03/12/2003)

"Yeah, I wouldn't mind frisking him." "Yeah, really." - Janny M & Daria F (03/06/2003)

"Just okay? It wasn't spectacular?" "It never is." - Janny M & Daria F (03/06/2003)

"Jeez... these women." - Daria F (03/05/2003)

"Yeah, Stefani says her internet's down to so we're all f**ked." - Daria F (03/04/2003)

"This weird person is I Ming me." "I know what a freak." - Janny M & Daria F (03/03/2003)
daria was iming me

"Why don't we get drunk and screw?" "Who needs to get drunk?" - Daria F & Jason P (03/03/2003)

"Move the camera down!" "They never do." - Janny M & Daria F (02/28/2003)
talking about lifetime... showing a pic of a guy taking a shower

"Sorry, Xornon." "Mine's called Bitch." - Janny M & Daria F (02/25/2003)

"It's like who writes in cursive anymore?" "I sure as hell don't." - Janny M & Daria F (02/25/2003)

"My butt hurts for some reason." - Daria F (02/25/2003)

"What else is wrong with Sadam Hussein?" "He's a crazy bean." - Daria F & Jason P (02/23/2003)

"I should write back, can you be more specific?" - Daria F (02/23/2003)

"I'm not even a republican, come on now!" - Daria F (02/23/2003)

"Yeah, it's Bush's fault. I didn't do anything." - Daria F (02/23/2003)

"That's really weird, Jason. I'm going to die for what I've done to their people." - Daria F (02/23/2003)

"You all shall pay for what you've done to my people. Who's people?" - Daria F (02/23/2003)