Chris Sm's Quotes
Chris Sm has made 188 quotes!
"I say something brilliant every now and again." - Chris Sm (05/04/2004)
he did
"Well, if you're posting up the men, it's only fair." - Chris Sm (04/26/2004)
"I would, but I can't see past the bath and body works stuff." - Chris Sm (03/06/2004)
"There's a C floating around somewhere." - Chris Sm (03/01/2004)
"She doesn't like to be poked with certain objects." "It depends on what objects." - Chris Sm & Brian C (02/21/2004)
"People are straight until proven gay." - Chris Sm (02/12/2004)
"They're not expecting people to actually think about it." - Chris Sm (02/10/2004)
moving to the commons
"These definitions are so circular." - Chris Sm (02/08/2004)
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"He's mine, bitch!" - Chris Sm (02/08/2004)
"Well, this one's staying." - Chris Sm (01/25/2004)
"Janis's clothes are hot." - Chris Sm (12/09/2003)
"What? There was no one on the road." - Chris Sm (12/01/2003)
"He saved me from a negative sixty score." - Chris Sm (11/24/2003)
"It's like a scream button." - Chris Sm (11/24/2003)
me
"The way people keep knocking people down with negative points will never end!" - Chris Sm (11/20/2003)
"I would have sex with Doctor Spiker for a better grade." - Chris Sm (11/17/2003)
oka
"Did somebody say flash movie?" - Chris Sm (11/10/2003)
"I'm sorry, I'm going to hell anyway, I'm going to milk it for all it's worth." - Chris Sm (10/29/2003)
"No discussing bottly fluids while playing rummy." - Chris Sm (10/29/2003)
"She blew the straw." - Chris Sm (10/22/2003)
"No, Salsita hasn't left, just her virginity." - Chris Sm (10/20/2003)
lol
"What's this? Brian gets three wishes?" - Chris Sm (10/19/2003)
"Do you wanna know where it looks like it's been?" - Chris Sm (10/19/2003)
tootsie rolls
"Only I can get in the back way." - Chris Sm (10/18/2003)
"Back to my innocent, dateless world..." - Chris Sm (10/11/2003)
"I don't go knocking on people's doors... hey." - Chris Sm (10/11/2003)
"Feel free to throw this at him." - Chris Sm (10/11/2003)
a 16 lbs ball
"Spankoriffic." "Is that a request?" - Paul H & Chris Sm (10/05/2003)
"To Tricia's disappointment." - Chris Sm (10/05/2003)
i am straight
"She was like 'damn, that's a lot of points' and then he breaks even." - Chris Sm (10/01/2003)
"Well, I'm glad that David lost and not me." - Chris Sm (10/01/2003)
"She doesn't like to roll dice." - Chris Sm (10/01/2003)
"There's no pole she can't dance around." - Chris Sm (10/01/2003)
"Presents trickled in over the weekend." - Chris Sm (09/28/2003)
"I'm always a day behind." - Chris Sm (09/25/2003)
rumor mill
"Looks like White." "Yeah, it is." - Janny M & Chris Sm (09/25/2003)
"How did I get this one over here?" "Because two X divided by two X is one." - David E & Chris Sm (09/22/2003)
"Rome wasn't built in a day, but your comp sci 2 0 1 syllabus was." - Chris Sm (09/22/2003)
"Ou, wow. You're going to put it in the calculator anyway." - Chris Sm (09/22/2003)
"Wow, you're lucky." - Chris Sm (09/22/2003)
"I'm trying to quit. I have to do it legit." - Chris Sm (09/22/2003)
"Is that a twisty tie?" - Chris Sm (09/21/2003)
i love it
"Now, both of my aces play." - Chris Sm (09/21/2003)
"That's why I love reinforcing trip twos." - Chris Sm (09/21/2003)
"Somebody else shuffle. It's my deal." - Chris Sm (09/21/2003)
"I needed that freebie... that round sucked." - Chris Sm (09/20/2003)
"This is where I get out of fourth place." - Chris Sm (09/20/2003)
"I don't know, should I get more soda so people can get strikes?" - Chris Sm (09/20/2003)
"Why are we stopping on three?" "Because you pushed the button." - Janny M & Chris Sm (09/19/2003)
"I'm not copying your score." "It's called flirting." - Paul H & Chris Sm (09/18/2003)
"Yeah, it is a conspiracy." - Chris Sm (09/18/2003)
"Janis is in second place with zero." - Chris Sm (09/17/2003)
"Mister I'm winning by eighty." - Chris Sm (09/17/2003)
"This is absolutely random crap." - Chris Sm (09/17/2003)
"You got minus, he got massive plus." - Chris Sm (09/17/2003)
"It's only stealing if you get caught." - Chris Sm (09/15/2003)
oka...
"You're the only one who's hit any balls in." - Chris Sm (09/14/2003)
"Are you implying that she usually doesn't do good?" - Chris Sm (09/14/2003)
"Speck with it, Paul. You could use the negative points." - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
"You're in first if points were bad." - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
"Poor David. David only has twenty points." - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
"I have the rents memorized." "Are you proud of this?" - Chris Sm & Janny M (09/13/2003)
"Oh, no! He has to break a hundred." - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
"You're in second at twenty five." - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
"Of all the cards..." - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
"Four plays! - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
lol
"There's no way anybody but him is going to win, so I'm just going to make the pile look sexy." - Chris Sm (09/13/2003)
"I guess I'm too young for that joke." - Chris Sm (09/12/2003)
"Hit another one right by the black ball, why don't ya?" - Chris Sm (09/12/2003)
"Not again." - Chris Sm (09/12/2003)
"That's what it looks like... when it was longer." - Chris Sm (09/12/2003)
"Hey, you're the one that popped it." - Chris Sm (09/12/2003)
"Oh yeah, me." - Chris Sm (09/11/2003)
"You could bust up his continent." - Chris Sm (09/11/2003)
"I wanna know if Paul has a set, so I'm going to try to kill him." - Chris Sm (09/11/2003)
"They're nothing without their nukes." - Chris Sm (09/11/2003)
the soviets, lol
"It starts at... um..." - Chris Sm (09/08/2003)
the clock was an hour slow
"So, this is like K sub yam." - Chris Sm (09/08/2003)
"An air freshener... we gotta get one of those for Paul." - Chris Sm (09/08/2003)
ohhh!
"Bring out the poll!" - Chris Sm (09/07/2003)
"Janis, I said buttload." "Buttload!" - Chris Sm & Janny M (09/07/2003)
"I've been positive for only one round." - Chris Sm (09/06/2003)
"Alright, who's gang banging who?" - Chris Sm (09/06/2003)
"I suppose he could throw something." - Chris Sm (09/05/2003)
paul
"How much sugar did you have?" - Chris Sm (09/05/2003)
"You could make them out of ice." "Yes, I suppose." - Chris Sm & George M (09/05/2003)
make weapons, then they'd melt
"Tricia got sexually harassed by a cookie." - Chris Sm (09/04/2003)
"Tank sticks are fun." - Chris Sm (09/03/2003)
"To get a card, Alaska is the easiest pick." - Chris Sm (09/03/2003)
"I thought you said he was too horny." - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
i think he is!
"Spank that hairy ace." - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
"Hands don't suck, mouths do." - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
"And the sad thing is you had positive points last round." - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
"I like hard objects, too." - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
"Eleven inches... around." - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
"She said go out, not put out." - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
"Did I miss a dirty joke?" - Chris Sm (09/02/2003)
"I've doubled my score... too bad it has a minus sign on it." - Chris Sm (09/01/2003)
"Well, Janis is winning now." - Chris Sm (09/01/2003)
david & i both went negative
"You played the nine?" "Oh yeah." - David E & Chris Sm (09/01/2003)
"Get rid of your kickers now, cause Janis is floating!" - Chris Sm (09/01/2003)
"I have no problem making pretty stuff with low point cards." - Chris Sm (09/01/2003)
"Wow! He got the ace of stars." - Chris Sm (09/01/2003)
"Stop raping the campus." - Chris Sm (08/31/2003)
"What is six of eleven?" "Five?" - Chris Sm & Leslie B (08/31/2003)
u don't wanna know
"G W L... doctor of love." - Chris Sm (08/31/2003)
he sounded like a radio station
"There are no sick jokes made today." "Cause Brian's not here." "And I'm behaving myself." - Janny M & Chris Sm & David E (05/20/2003)
"If I bust the spine up then you won't get anything for it." - Chris Sm (05/20/2003)
going after flies!
"As much fun as that would be, and I'm not being sarcastic, I'm going to have to decline." - Chris Sm (05/20/2003)
dressing up as me for the final... darn!
"He likes the men." "Yeah, he really does." - Chris Sm & Tricia B (05/19/2003)
"Wow, look at this hand." "Well, if you insist." - Janny M & Chris Sm (05/19/2003)
"So, who's score is going to resemble the stock market the most this week?" - Chris Sm (05/19/2003)
"David went from zero to positive sixty." - Chris Sm (05/18/2003)
"I have as many points as there are days in the year... except when the year is divisible by four." - Chris Sm (05/18/2003)
"And I got negative something massive." - Chris Sm (05/18/2003)
"Yay! I got something down!" - Chris Sm (05/18/2003)
"Smashing." "Pumpkins." - Janny M & Chris Sm (05/17/2003)
"Should I pull a Janis?" - Chris Sm (05/17/2003)
"I'm more shocked that Janis agreed." - Chris Sm (05/17/2003)
"And my hand is full of five point cards." - Chris Sm (05/16/2003)
"I'm in five point card heaven." "Welcome to my world." - Janny M & Chris Sm (05/16/2003)
"These kids... one of them named Leslie." - Chris Sm (05/16/2003)
"This reminds me of a Science and Kirk commercial." - Chris Sm (05/16/2003)
this was sooo random! and it did, too, lol
"So, why are people parked here?" "Cause somebody wants a ticket." - Janny M & Chris Sm (05/16/2003)
"You and your high metabolism... you disgust us, Janis." - Chris Sm (05/15/2003)
"We're the government of our own lives... not very powerful but..." - Chris Sm (05/15/2003)
"You're a bad influence, Janis." "Fine, I'm getting some." - Chris Sm & Tricia B (05/15/2003)
she got icecream... bery bery unhealthy, isn't it?
"Here's to clogged arteries!" - Chris Sm (05/15/2003)
i guess i did eat a little unhealthy... that's okay
"Get in my belly." "Get in the car." - Chris Sm & Janny M (05/15/2003)
"Hit me... end it all." - Chris Sm (05/13/2003)
"I'm sexy." "We all know it." - Janny M & Chris Sm (05/13/2003)
"What do you mean, get in shape? A sphere is a perfect shape." - Chris Sm (05/12/2003)
"I was dealt three aces." - Chris Sm (05/11/2003)
wasn't rummy
"Well shove it up your..." "Whoopsie." - Brian C & Chris Sm (05/11/2003)
"I don't like thick, black chest hair, either." - Chris Sm (05/11/2003)
"She has a point. She has sixty of them." - Chris Sm (05/11/2003)
"You are like an unsharpened pencil... without a point." - Chris Sm (05/11/2003)
"You like getting girls wet, don't you?" - Chris Sm (05/09/2003)
"Leslie's flashing the couch." - Chris Sm (05/09/2003)
"Na, I'm not going to pull a Brian." - Chris Sm (05/07/2003)
brian, what can i say, he puts down rummys
"Boatload? I thought you said buttload... I'm never going to play with these cards again." - Chris Sm (05/07/2003)
"Discard queens... they're wet dreams... And I have two of them." - Chris Sm (05/07/2003)
"I've got my roommates number... oh, yeah." - Chris Sm (05/07/2003)
"You're supposed to say yes every time a girl asks if you're hot." - Chris Sm (05/03/2003)
"I usually get tons of points if it works." - Chris Sm (05/03/2003)
"I'm reading this story about this crazy woman who's like..." "Crazy?" - Leslie B & Chris Sm (05/01/2003)
"I saw him going out of the shower wearing nothing but a towel." "Oh, God." - Chris Sm & Leslie B (05/01/2003)
"The phone's going to give you brain cancer, but at least you won't pay roaming." - Chris Sm (04/23/2003)
that's right!
"Would have been nice to pay attention." "Statement said after the final." - Leslie B & Chris Sm (04/16/2003) 
"You can't suck it, it might clog the hole." - Chris Sm (04/15/2003)
pixie sticks, yum
"Well this is pointless." "My pencil isn't." - Leslie B & Chris Sm (04/11/2003)
"Yeah, that would wash the spider out, alright." "Probably kill the poor thing." - Janny M & Chris Sm (04/11/2003)
"We'll make lovely poltergeist together." - Chris Sm (04/11/2003)
not talking to me
"Are you trying to earn brownie points?" - Chris Sm (04/09/2003)
mmmm he got brownies & fooood from his church, lucky ducky!
"Streaking is bad." "Not where I'm from." - Chris Sm & Tricia B (04/09/2003)
"I'm sorry, ma'am, you have white powder in your car and you look like a college student. We're going to have to arrest you." - Chris Sm (04/09/2003)
"Well, if that isn't the wettest dream I've ever seen." - Chris Sm (04/08/2003)
it was pretty wet
"You can't have all the girls, Janis." "You have to share them with me." - Chris Sm & Tricia B (04/05/2003)
"Janis heard the word testicals and her ears perked right up." - Chris Sm (04/04/2003)
"I don't think he can see me." "Pull your shirt up, that'll get his attention." - Tricia B & Chris Sm (04/04/2003)
"Janis is a few cards short of a full deck." - Chris Sm (04/02/2003)
"You sound like a chimpanzee." "Having an orgasm." - Chris Sm & Tricia B (04/02/2003)
"He's just a wet dream... no, not really." "Well, don't slip on him." - Janny M & Chris Sm (04/02/2003)
"If it's sexy and you know it, drop your pants." - Chris Sm (03/30/2003)
"I have a picture in my head, now." "Is it a good one?" "Yes." - Janny M & Chris Sm (03/20/2003)
"Thou shall not covet." "Oh, but I do." - Chris Sm & Janny M (03/19/2003)
"Stop depantsing Janis!" - Chris Sm (03/15/2003)
"Keep your feet inside your bubble." - Chris Sm (03/15/2003)
"Boo." "Bees." - Janny M & Chris Sm (03/15/2003)
"Running into doors is fun, I suppose, for Janis." - Chris Sm (03/14/2003)
"Hello?" "Good bye!" - Janny M & Chris Sm (03/14/2003)
"Well, I didn't get a good enough look at your hand to know this would hurt you." - Chris Sm (03/14/2003)
"It only has one brick wall, okay?" - Chris Sm (03/12/2003)
"Orgasms are not allowed while playing rummy." - Chris Sm (03/12/2003)
damn!
"Make it look orgasm good?" - Chris Sm (03/12/2003)
"He likes the sound of his own voice and the look of his own words." - Chris Sm (03/11/2003)
"Did you just call me woman?" "Sorry, I should have called you man." - Tricia B & Chris Sm (03/10/2003)
"What you should say is like I like the way you play my cards." - Chris Sm (03/10/2003)
"Don't have an orgasm now." - Chris Sm (03/10/2003)
"Janis, she's touching my ass." "I didn't, the cards did, which is kinda gross." - Chris Sm & Tricia B (03/06/2003)
"No hearts, no black bitch." - Chris Sm (03/06/2003)
"Everyone wins when only three play." - Chris Sm (03/01/2003)
"Man." "Women." - Tricia B & Chris Sm (02/28/2003)
"F is a fun word." - Chris Sm (02/28/2003)
"Flashing is bad." - Chris Sm (02/28/2003)
"It's okay, just so long as you talk out loud about the cards in your hand." - Chris Sm (02/28/2003)
"I've only been involved in one true accident." "Let me guess, the tree jumped out in front of you?" - David E & Chris Sm (01/29/2003)
"...Then the house falls down." - Chris Sm (01/26/2003)
at the end of twister, joe says it didn't take the house