Andrei A's Quotes

Andrei A has made 57 quotes!

"Yeah cause Kiki's bad." "Yeah, what's the deal with that b***h?" - Janny M & Andrei A (03/14/2023)
why no one wants to watch kiki

"I even raw dog it." - Andrei A (10/27/2022)
he doesn't wear masks or does anything preventative

"There's not much meat on them but if you get enough of them." - Andrei A (10/20/2022)
squirrels

"They're clean animals. All they eat is acorns." - Andrei A (10/20/2022)
why we should eat squirrels

"I taught them what a golden shower is." - Andrei A (10/20/2022)

"...It doesn't really work..." - Andrei A (10/20/2022)
dating many girls being an introvert

"I'm an introvert..." - Andrei A (10/20/2022)
how does he get so many dates?

"You know what sucks if there's a fat chick with barely any boobs." - Andrei A (09/15/2022)

"What constitutes a tree; biologically?" - Andrei A (09/15/2022)

"Weed is just an unwanted plant." - Andrei A (09/15/2022)

"I mean if you want to talk about something else." "Montgomery County politics." - Janny M & Andrei A (08/27/2022)
one of his favorite subjects... lol jk

"Did you just step on my dick?" - Andrei A (08/27/2022)
we were making penis sand castles and helen stepped on andrei's

"I don't like kissing girls with facial hair, so..." - Andrei A (08/27/2022)
i said i didn't like kissing guys with no facial hair

"Okay. That is satisfactory. Thank you." - Andrei A (08/27/2022)
bri's robot dance

"This yours?" "Yeah. What?" - Janny M & Andrei A (08/26/2022) (pic)
the room he had was a kids room with a bunk bed

"It's safer than driving." - Andrei A (08/26/2022)
smoking while driving

"I'll make it work." - Andrei A (08/26/2022)
the bunk bed room

"Keep away the monsters." - Andrei A (08/26/2022) (pic)
bedroom light

"Wait. Is the lady husky or did she have a husky?" - Andrei A (08/26/2022)

"Why does it cost an extra dollar to blacken?" "Cause they're racist." - Andrei A & Helen E (08/26/2022)
restaurant we went to

"What is it?" "Beer, I guess." - Helen E & Andrei A (08/26/2022)

"I don't like doing that." "What? Thanking people?" - Andrei A & Janny M (07/28/2022)

"I don't have no gay blood in me. F**k that s**t." - Andrei A (07/28/2022)

"I can definitely kick someone and cause some damage." - Andrei A (07/28/2022)
his boot (broken foot)

"Someday I'll be buff." - Andrei A (07/14/2022)

"I don't like Asian asses." - Andrei A (07/14/2022)

"That's potato wine." "That's vodka." - Andrei A & Helen E (07/14/2022)

"Which finger is the best for fingering?" - Andrei A (06/23/2022)

"Would there be as much hitch hiking...?" - Andrei A (06/23/2022)

"Your answer didn't have as much pazaz to it..." - Andrei A (06/23/2022)

"And he's not naked behind the door..." "I had to wait for Helen." - Janny M & Andrei A (06/23/2022)
when he let us into his place

"Reverse kegals actually but yeah." - Andrei A (06/23/2022)

"He ended racism. What are you talking about?" - Andrei A (06/23/2022)
obama; when he became president

"You're over due." - Andrei A (04/28/2022)
in helen kissing a girl

"Can we go out and have a weird night together?" "Say no more..." - Helen E & Andrei A (04/28/2022)

"...She's not real but his feelings are..." - Andrei A (04/28/2022)
dude who married a robot

"It's an execution method for trash?" - Andrei A (04/28/2022)
the insinerator

"You know? I'd hit that." - Andrei A (04/14/2022)
monica lewinsky

"I don't know if we agree with tastes since you don't drink beer." - Andrei A (04/14/2022)
bri doesn't drink beer

"You're assuming my gender, I don't like that." - Andrei A (03/24/2022)

"For some reason I've been watching this dude build a shelter with just a knife and a pick." "That might come in handy." - Andrei A & Janny M (03/10/2022)
if russia bombs us

"It was cool cause I was trippin balls." - Andrei A (03/10/2022)

"It's four point five G." - Andrei A (03/10/2022)
5G

"In the middle of winter I wouldn't want some cold water..." - Andrei A (02/24/2022)
in the debday

"How does he know what's gonna happen to him?" - Andrei A (02/24/2022)
wiki eats the fortune and the cookie

"What does she do with her time then?" "She has cats." - Brian C & Andrei A (02/24/2022)
someone he went out with who isn't into politics

"Damn it. YOu're the second person to tell me that!" - Andrei A (02/17/2022)
he looks chetchen

"The trauma of being away from me..." - Andrei A (02/17/2022)
why kiki is sad

"Would you expect anything less?" - Andrei A (02/17/2022)
he has a beard now

"That sums up my relationship with tequila." - Andrei A (01/08/2022)

"What can I say? I have that affect on b**ches." - Andrei A (12/31/2021)
kiki loves him

"Do they make you get naked and slap each other on the ass?" "They do that with goats." - Helen E & Andrei A (09/18/2021)

"Think about all those flat Earthers..." "I try not to." - Brian C & Andrei A (09/18/2021)

"Well I was in Texas..." "Well then you don't count..." - Andrei A & Helen E (08/24/2021)

"I would definitely have sex with a Brazilian woman." "So would I." - Helen E & Andrei A (08/24/2021)

"That doesn't fly in Putin's Russia." - Andrei A (08/24/2021)
non romantic verbs

"Should I make the other bedroom a closet?" - Andrei A (06/17/2021)
his new place has small bedrooms