David E's Quotes
David E has made 192 quotes!
"My men who like leftovers." "I just like shrimp." - Janny M & David E (01/29/2010)
"Where is it? Where's your ace?" "... Thirty." - Janny M & David E (01/29/2010)
he specked with my ace then brian went out
"I wanted my king." - David E (01/22/2010)
playing rummy
"That's really good considering..." "Considering your last game." - Janny M & David E (01/08/2010)
diss
"I was waiting for aces to come around." - David E (01/08/2010)
got stuck with a bunch of points
"There's only one card in my hand that doesn't go with hers... Actually, I think it does." - David E (01/08/2010)
i took the whole pile
"You out... Well damn." - David E (01/08/2010)
"Did she strip and do a pole dance for you?" "No." "Why do you sound so angry?" - Janny M & David E & Leslie B (12/26/2009)
disappointment
"David, I can't buckle myself... ...How is that funny?" "It is." - Leslie B & David E (12/18/2009)
she had trouble buclking herself in
"Are you going to feed each other too?" "No." - Leslie B & David E (12/18/2009)
david & bri sharing food
"David has a habit of keeping his mouth shut." "I do. Especially with her and her pads." - Brian C & David E (12/04/2009)
my quotes
"I can make her life difficult holding that ace." - David E (12/04/2009)
lol, i was holding an ace he needed
"Half of my hand revolves around that ace." - David E (12/04/2009)
"It's slightly wide..." - David E (12/04/2009) 
brian was bending over, funniest thing!
"Brian, we're doing bad." - David E (11/28/2009)
they were like 3 games behind us
"Once it's up, it's going anywhere." - David E (11/28/2009)
classic!
"You know because you guys have more balls than we do." "We're supposed to have more balls than you." - Janny M & David E (11/28/2009)
"Are you tempted." "Yeah." "The card, right?" - Leslie B & David E (11/28/2009)
"David, you haven't had a quote in years." "It's gonna stay that way." - Janny M & David E (10/30/2009)
YES! FINALLY! last quote he had was 2005
"I tried not to." - David E (10/30/2009)
get a quote
"Was she showing her age, again?" - David E (04/05/2005)
sarah's little valley girl voice
"Honestly, David, you hold the cards here." "What cards?" - Paul H & David E (12/14/2004)
i drove him out of asia
"Okay, proofs is under P's." - David E (10/28/2004)
"And you're a teacher?" - David E (09/15/2004)
"This is your phone, right?" - David E (08/15/2004)
"Brian, you have to go down to Florida for the good beaches." - David E (08/07/2004)
"You were saying about the seven?" - David E (08/07/2004)
"I started out so well." - David E (08/07/2004)
"Right, it's a sixty point swing." - David E (08/07/2004)
"You got a filt tip?" - David E (08/05/2004)
"Hold still..." - David E (08/05/2004)
"Do you wanna live to see the insurance money?" - David E (08/05/2004)
"I can barely hold them all!" - David E (07/19/2004)
cards
"I wanna know what the R A above me does..." "What?" "I hear furniture moving around..." - David E & Brian C (07/18/2004)
lol i wonder...
"Well, I'm only one extremely good hand away from her." - David E (07/18/2004)
120 pts i thinky
"You didn't even get the spare!" - David E (07/17/2004)
"Do you wanna have a car in the morning?" - David E (07/17/2004)
"Come on, people, here!" - David E (07/10/2004)
"There they are... half way down the pile... negative five." - David E (07/07/2004)
"Twenty... Fifty... Seventy!" - David E (07/07/2004)
negative i think
"She's a hand away from going out... and I'm in the negatives!" - David E (07/07/2004)
"You have to throw ten frames of gutters... on average." - David E (06/14/2004)
"Twinkle toes strikes again." "But you didn't strike." - Brian C & David E (06/12/2004)
"I see what I'm doing tonight." "Get up there!" - Brian C & David E (06/12/2004)
the sex pin
"Are they used socks?" "Probably." "Ew!" - Janny M & David E (06/05/2004)
"I blame the music." - David E (06/05/2004)
"Beer frame!" - David E (06/05/2004)
"The last time they played the electric slide, I got turky's!" - David E (06/05/2004)
"Janis, that's sad... I didn't even break sixty!" - David E (06/05/2004)
"She gets it." - David E (06/05/2004)
"Truthfully... hand's f**ked." - David E (05/08/2004)
"You've heard Janis's theory right?" "Which one?" - Brian C & David E (04/26/2004)
"Give it to me, Janis." - David E (04/25/2004)
oka
"My dreams are dead." "Good, cause I want your dreams." - Seth W & David E (04/25/2004)
"Would I purposely flip it?" - David E (04/11/2004)
"You know those are wet dreams, right?" - David E (04/10/2004)
"I'll have your tree for you." - David E (04/01/2004)
3 hours later...
"David, are you watching him?" "No... I'm afraid." - Janny M & David E (03/29/2004)
"Damn it. I do have access!" - David E (03/15/2004)
"Does any of this play?" - David E (03/06/2004)
"Two aces have been played." "Oh, damn!" - Brian C & David E (03/06/2004)
"What are you aiming for?" - David E (03/06/2004)
"I thought it was mine cause it took so long." - David E (03/06/2004)
"Is there any furniture in the room?... No... Is there any furniture in the room?... No... Is there any furniture in the room?... Yes..." - David E (03/01/2004)
his program... inputted n, then N, then y... still didn't work!
"You're asking the wrong person... I had to take freshman comp three times!" - David E (02/14/2004)
"I've died." - David E (02/07/2004)
"I don't know... I didn't touch the bill." - David E (02/04/2004)
"My hand makes Josh's look like kitty litter." - David E (02/04/2004)
"I mean, it's good to have cherries." - David E (02/04/2004)
"David, if you fail it, we're going to kill you." "Take a number." - Brian C & David E (02/01/2004)
calc I
"The cards are in the Atlantic Ocean." - David E (01/28/2004)
"S**t!" - David E (01/26/2004)
"I should have just let him shoot." - David E (01/26/2004)
"How much?" "Just fourteen thousand." - David E & Leslie B (01/26/2004)
"I needed cards in there!" - David E (11/24/2003)
"I'm not chubby... I'm over weight." - David E (11/20/2003)
"Ouch!" - David E (11/17/2003)
"Recursion?" "Can I run now?" - Janny M & David E (11/14/2003)
"I study for a half hour for finals." - David E (11/13/2003)
smart
"Would you two get a room?" "Mine's open." - David E & Tricia B (11/12/2003)
"You didn't f**k them up." - David E (11/09/2003)
"Nobody go by her door!" - David E (11/06/2003)
crall
"I'm not thinking like that." - David E (11/02/2003)
"Sorry, wrong button." - David E (11/02/2003)
i pushed the help button
"What else would I say?" - David E (11/02/2003)
lol
"Dude, why do you have the school as a desktop?" - David E (10/29/2003)
"You can get the notes from Brian." "Or from you." - David E & Janny M (10/28/2003)
i should have known... david doesn't take notes
"So I've been through all three stages." - David E (10/27/2003)
"I don't wanna do first aid tonight." - David E (10/21/2003)
"I should have kept that four." - David E (10/19/2003)
"Can we say sad?" - David E (10/19/2003)
"Ask him if I'm still blocked." - David E (10/19/2003)
"Alright, sure one just squashed me." - David E (10/19/2003)
"Hey, I got early registration and I still got an eight A M class." - David E (10/17/2003)
"Janis, I have a friend function that's not an overloaded operator." - David E (10/15/2003)
"That works. Oh! This isn't fair." - David E (10/15/2003)
"It's not very big suicide." - David E (10/14/2003)
"I'm going to write a quick program. It's not going to do anything." "Do any of your programs do?" - David E & Janny M (10/13/2003)
"I should know this because this is the stuff I failed before." - David E (10/13/2003)
"It was Leslie's idea, I was just a door stop." - David E (10/12/2003)
"You're going to be here for a while." "Mm... hum." - Janny M & David E (10/11/2003)
"Haha." - David E (10/11/2003)
some1 got pulled over, david doesn't say stuff like that
"Save it." "That would help." - Janny M & David E (10/10/2003)
"This side gives me diarrhea, too." - David E (10/09/2003)
tmi
"No, you need more than a magnifying glass." - David E (10/09/2003)
ouuu!
"You go through waves, kinda like a sin wave." - David E (10/07/2003)
talking about staying up really late
"Brian." "Yeah?" "Damn you." - David E & Brian C (10/07/2003)
"I have a better idea." - David E (10/07/2003)
forgot what it was exactly
"Don't even go there! I've got there already." - David E (10/06/2003)
"It doesn't make sense." "You don't know how to add, David?" - David E & Janny M (10/05/2003)
"You're more than welcome to, Janis." - David E (10/05/2003)
take off my clothes (cause it's getting hot in here)
"Janis... my mom sleeping in my room?" - David E (10/04/2003)
"You got eighty five points?" "Negative." - Janny M & David E (10/04/2003)
"Well, we blame you because you played it." - David E (10/04/2003)
"I don't cook, I just eat." - David E (10/03/2003)
"Somebody play trip kings." - David E (10/03/2003)
"We can't take you anywhere, can we?" - David E (10/01/2003)
"No. I don't want it played like that." - David E (09/30/2003)
"That means I don't have to do my astronomy homework." - David E (09/30/2003)
"I have the notes somewhere." - David E (09/30/2003)
i don't care
"Just doors? We destroyed toilets!" - David E (09/29/2003)
"Wait till finals week." - David E (09/29/2003)
destruction
"Oh, you're dead, then." - David E (09/28/2003)
"That's just wrong, Brian, even for you." - David E (09/26/2003)
"You can't sleep on a chello." - David E (09/26/2003)
"Damn it, people." - David E (09/26/2003)
"It doesn't need to be watched." - David E (09/25/2003)
"I probably have." - David E (09/24/2003)
"There's no point in me competing against a woman." - David E (09/24/2003)
"It says operating system not found." "Yes, that tends to be a problem." - David E & Brian N (09/23/2003)
"How did I get this one over here?" "Because two X divided by two X is one." - David E & Chris Sm (09/22/2003)
"See, I just divided by the log of five thirds." - David E (09/22/2003)
"You need the conversion equation." - David E (09/22/2003)
"In the front of a two pi period, there are four answers." - David E (09/22/2003)
"Now, there's five people going for the rummy queen." - David E (09/22/2003)
"Pre condition, post condition, who gives a rats ass?" "She does." - Brian C & David E (09/22/2003)
she does
"I don't care." "Ou." - Janny M & David E (09/21/2003)
"That's making me nervous." - David E (09/19/2003)
"I can break hundreds." - David E (09/18/2003)
"Unless you can use it in a run, put it back." - David E (09/17/2003)
"You and what army?" - David E (09/17/2003)
"That's her first spare, so she's fine." - David E (09/16/2003)
i rocked at bowling, but josh did wayy much better
"Can I kill him now?" - David E (09/16/2003)
"We're screwing each other right now." - David E (09/16/2003)
oka...
"A four." "No, not a four." - David E & Janny M (09/15/2003)
"F**k you, I needed that!" - David E (09/15/2003)
"Ew, I hate U's." - David E (09/15/2003)
"I have to keep this." - David E (09/14/2003)
"If you see my hand, you just screwed it up." - David E (09/13/2003)
"People like me are in her classes." - David E (09/11/2003)
crall didn't expect that people wouldn't know what they're doing???
"That was right in my eyes." - David E (09/11/2003)
the sun
"Yay." - David E (09/10/2003)
he sooo doesn't say this... he did something good
"I'm going to save it directly to the hard drive... I don't care what they say." - David E (09/10/2003)
"I doubt it, David." "I do, too." - Janny M & David E (09/10/2003)
something, i forgot, lol
"I did something bad. I changed some system files." - David E (09/10/2003)
all well, their computers
"Yes, somebody is hording the men." - David E (09/05/2003)
"Okay, I'm just going to leave the cards in the ocean." - David E (09/05/2003)
"Do they play cards?" "Yeah." "They're fine." - Paul H & David E (09/03/2003)
"Now, why are you attacking me?" - David E (09/03/2003)
"Thank you, David." "Hey, you took my country!" - Paul H & David E (09/03/2003)
"You're going to regret this!" - David E (09/03/2003)
"Years of bad luck..." - David E (09/02/2003)
paul opened unbrella inside
"Seventy, you can figure the negative." - David E (09/02/2003)
"I'm seriously tempted." - David E (09/01/2003)
speck w/ an ace i thinky
"So wait... am I in first?" "Yes..." - Janny M & David E (09/01/2003)
"You played the nine?" "Oh yeah." - David E & Chris Sm (09/01/2003)
"You're being an idiot." - David E (09/01/2003)
"They're worthless." - David E (09/01/2003)
"Do you want me to take your pants?" - David E (08/04/2003)
talking to paul
"You do realize that I'm going to be in your room a lot?" "Yeah." - David E & Paul H (08/04/2003)
pauls bringing sega, n64, i'm bringing ps1, snes, good bunch i thinky
"I don't think we're the only two thinking about it." - David E (05/20/2003)
programing stuff into our calcuators for the final
"There are no sick jokes made today." "Cause Brian's not here." "And I'm behaving myself." - Janny M & Chris Sm & David E (05/20/2003)
"Negative five? Negative thirty!" - David E (05/20/2003)
"Janis is putting fuel on the fire." - David E (05/19/2003)
"You guys really screwed up your schedules." "Actually, I think it corrected mine." - Janny M & David E (05/18/2003)
they stayed up all night watching movies! at least i went to bed @ 4 am
"Might have did that earlier, but..." - David E (05/18/2003)
speck w/ an ace
"I could go find the circuit breaker." - David E (05/17/2003)
"I had four sisters trying to drag me to the neighbors house... they didn't succeed." - David E (05/17/2003)
"You're lined up for the death penalty." "Me?" "The card." - Janny M & David E (05/16/2003)
"Smack him." "Oh, baby." - David E & Brian C (05/11/2003)
"Oh, I need that. And there it goes." - David E (05/11/2003)
"They probably lived un-eventful lives." - David E (05/08/2003)
commenting on the comment i made about the people who were actually soo bored as to invent ellipses
"What? You have it?" "No, I just wanted to do that." - David E & Janny M (05/03/2003)
"I'm not even paying attention." "Penis, penis, penis." - David E & Tricia B (04/28/2003)
"Ou, I wish they had a Red Lobster around here." "I'd be so broke... I'm not kidding." - Janny M & David E (04/10/2003)
"Janis, can you always deal?" - David E (03/15/2003)
"For some reason, these guys don't look that interesting." "It's because they have clothes on." - Leslie B & David E (03/15/2003)
"Don't bother with the three's." - David E (03/12/2003)
"I was about to say... what virgin lips?" - David E (03/11/2003)
"Okay, lets figure out how this works." "Uh, you turn it on." - David E & Janny M (03/10/2003)
turning on a phone!
"I've only been involved in one true accident." "Let me guess, the tree jumped out in front of you?" - David E & Chris Sm (01/29/2003)
"I'm attempting to re-write the C in function!" - David E (10/16/2002)