Aaron E's Quotes
Aaron E has made 172 quotes!
"In this economy?" - Aaron E (03/14/2025)
"I just want billionaires to pay taxes." - Aaron E (03/29/2024)
"I don't mean to get political but..." - Aaron E (06/30/2023)
"This one was definitely racister than the other ones." - Aaron E (05/05/2023)
racister? ... a show he's watching
"It was like this mound..." "Why did I marry you?" - Aaron E & Sabrina P (03/19/2023)
he used to spit in this one area over and over again
"Wait. I'm Jan us." - Aaron E (02/10/2023)
"Na, there's people in the way." - Aaron E (01/13/2023)
"So to make a long story short, none of the Il family poops." - Aaron E (10/26/2022)
"Have we played this before?" "No. We were too drunk." - Janny M & Aaron E (10/09/2022)
we actually did
"Aaron!" "You shuffled the deck!" - Janny M & Aaron E (10/09/2022)
flooded the helicopter pad first
"Lost Lagoon is now lost." - Aaron E (10/09/2022)
"Is that why you bought it?" "Yeah." - Sabrina P & Aaron E (09/01/2022)
the patterns on his hat looked like two boobs
"Can we play tonight?" "No. We have to start sober." - Janny M & Aaron E (09/01/2022)
a game he got
"I, I, I have all my teeth but one." - Aaron E (09/01/2022)
"That's probably the easiest way to get it." - Aaron E (08/13/2022)
join the monestary for a beer diet
"I'm a bad Catholic." - Aaron E (08/13/2022)
"Shawn told me the funnies thing about Yoda's stick..." "Yoda's dick?" - Brian C & Aaron E (08/13/2022)
"F**king french." - Aaron E (08/13/2022)
"It's not Snoop Dog." - Aaron E (08/13/2022)
"No. She doesn't know Portuguese." - Aaron E (07/24/2022)
we can't take alien
"I wonder what the menu is..." "I'm talking about Alien." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (07/24/2022)
for the movie theature
"That would require orders which Biden won't give." - Aaron E (07/04/2022)
"No one... I didn't poison anybody!" - Aaron E (07/04/2022)
"So we can't point?" "Right. And we have to milk." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (07/04/2022)
drinks with frenemies rules
"I think you have a better cluster." - Aaron E (07/04/2022)
who has the most nipple hair; bri does
"Oh no. It's a blue card. My beautiful rules." - Aaron E (07/04/2022)
good rule combo went away
"No more mugs!" - Aaron E (07/03/2022)
"I had rich-ish parents..." - Aaron E (06/21/2022)
he was able to have elaborate pranks
"This is what happens when you don't have friends." - Aaron E (06/21/2022)
his ufo story he made up to prank people
"Going back to more fun and embarrassing things..." - Aaron E (06/21/2022)
"Hang on. I'm gonna get this coloring book..." - Aaron E (06/21/2022)
"I have much more racist friends than you." - Aaron E (06/21/2022)
"Esthetic complaint center?" - Aaron E (06/11/2022)
it was implant center
"Do you want a kiss?" "No." "Oh." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (06/11/2022)
"That's amazing! It works!" - Aaron E (05/26/2022)
we learned something cool thanks to bcs
"I don't think so. Do you wanna fight about it?" "Yes." - Sabrina P & Aaron E (05/22/2022)
"Oh, I got a cucumber story..." - Aaron E (05/22/2022)
wow, what a story that was
"Can we please have Aaron and pedophile not on the web?" - Aaron E (05/22/2022)
too late
"I wasn't like heavy into this bet..." - Aaron E (05/13/2022)
"We are a pro-vaccine family." - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
for the kitties
"Here's a funny story about how my cousin almost died..." - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
funny story...
"And it's gonna be called Rye Or Die." - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
a name for his movie
"What's this? Uh oh! Volcano! Everything's exploding!" - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
pitching his movie
"Which president are you talking about?" "A good one." "So Harrison Ford." - Sabrina P & Aaron E & Brian C (04/08/2022)
"Hey, Hocus POTUS was a ..." - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
the name of his movie was hocus potus
"And, and, and we're gonna call it Burger Queen..." - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
the name of his movie he was pitching
"What's interesting about this character is also not interesting..." - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
pitching a movie
"Well... it's a black and white so... he kills himself." - Aaron E (04/08/2022)
his movie he was pitching
"We were there the other night." "We live here." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (03/18/2022)
"No. We can talk about pants." - Aaron E (03/18/2022)
"Cause how else do you label a baby?" - Aaron E (03/18/2022)
an X on a baby's face to indicate it's the original one
"Anyway so I was dropping baby after baby down the garbage disposal and there was all this blood..." - Aaron E (03/18/2022)
a reocurring dream he has
"It's a prominent dick is what I'm saying." - Aaron E (03/18/2022)
"We have to get lawyers involved." - Aaron E (03/18/2022)
"No one's gonna call the cops. We're white." - Aaron E (03/18/2022)
"I know the other mouth!" - Aaron E (03/13/2022)
in codenames
"I was pissed but I was fine." - Aaron E (02/25/2022)
something fell off of someone's car and hit his car
"Let me deal with my grandpa then I'll deal with Russia." - Aaron E (02/25/2022)
"We should probably hand wash it." "Well then we're not eating off of it." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (02/25/2022)
the fine china
"Let me see what a delayed action is... I know what a delayed action is." - Aaron E (02/25/2022)
in the car card game
"Covid has turned my sweatpants into formal pants." - Aaron E (01/28/2022)
"They shouldn't have broken the law or else they'd get laid." - Aaron E (12/30/2021)
"Have a seat... on half of our couch..." - Aaron E (12/12/2021)
the other half they will get sometime next year
"...I bumped into this girl and I think we had some comparable energy..." - Aaron E (12/12/2021)
when he met sabrina
"You can't be racist against the British." - Aaron E (12/12/2021)
"That's the biggest house in the closet." - Aaron E (11/22/2021)
"It's a new address... on an existing street... Could you come to us?" - Aaron E (11/22/2021)
ordering food
"You can go to drugs to get drugs." - Aaron E (11/22/2021)
"I don't have covid... I ate a pepper." - Aaron E (11/22/2021)
"Two non offensive looking people." - Aaron E (11/22/2021)
in his juice ad
"I don't count that. It was like survival..." - Aaron E (11/22/2021)
in their mansion house in patomic
"My ass is definitely feeling firmer." - Aaron E (11/22/2021)
they have a lot of steps in their house
"No animals were harmed during the making of this..." "Humans were." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (10/23/2021)
roar... really bad movie
"Oh s**t, you know what I would be in the mood for?" "Big black cock?" "Well, yeah..." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (10/15/2021)
"It was a murder suicide." - Aaron E (10/15/2021)
among us
"I'm sorry I don't remember which character I'm sleeping with." - Aaron E (10/15/2021)
"Hey, everybody farts..." - Aaron E (10/15/2021)
"He was like, yeah, they're assholes over there..." - Aaron E (10/15/2021)
their new neighbors
"I used that last night." "Thanks for sharing." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (10/10/2021)
"I'm like a grandpa with my phone features." - Aaron E (10/10/2021)
"I tried Air and my parents started calling me Air and I was like, no." - Aaron E (10/10/2021)
aaron's nickname
"If I think about it, the best thing Hitler did was to create the Hitler youth..." - Aaron E (10/10/2021)
"Why does she need this table? She has so many tables!" - Aaron E (10/10/2021)
his mom is making them hold onto a table for them
"Well it was nice knowing you guys..." - Aaron E (10/10/2021)
n/a
"How do you know what the seeds are?" "One has a dick." - Janny M & Aaron E (10/04/2021)
avocado seeds
"And I don't blame the guy for being wasted... I like getting wasted..." - Aaron E (10/04/2021)
"If TikToc was available at the time..." - Aaron E (09/24/2021)
his desk story
"Everybody's going Epstein. I'm going with Clintons." - Aaron E (09/24/2021)
child molestation
"He's probably dying. It's fine." - Aaron E (09/24/2021)
spider in the fire
"I actually was a republican at the time..." "...I know, right?" - Aaron E & Sabrina P (08/27/2021)
i gave sabrina a look
"I told you the logic train..." - Aaron E (08/27/2021)
his white out drunk story
"What? Was it Epstein's?" - Aaron E (08/27/2021)
a 12 year old was picked up in a limo
"Yeah, there's no paperwork involved..." - Aaron E (08/27/2021)
"Does Cody's current wife know these stories?" "If she doesn't, she will." - Brian C & Aaron E (08/27/2021)
"You see? They put the milk in the bags." - Aaron E (08/27/2021)
in canada milk comes in bags
"What a great scene." "Mhm!" - Brian C & Aaron E (08/27/2021)
yvette with her big boobs in clue
"I don't know if that would add anything..." - Aaron E (08/06/2021)
boob ice cubes
"When in doubt go for child abuse." - Aaron E (08/06/2021)
"Hove I told you how the Democrats are f**king morons?" "Well that's obvious." - Brian C & Aaron E (08/06/2021)
"...He probably saw my dick..." - Aaron E (08/06/2021)
sabrina's old roommate
"And to be fair to them... they all were pretty classy." - Aaron E (07/23/2021)
his parents porn collection
"You just need a little bit of sabotage and you have dead people in no time." - Aaron E (07/23/2021)
on mount everest
"I'm alive by a word." - Aaron E (07/23/2021)
in trivia; typing
"I'm guessing they're not good." - Aaron E (07/23/2021)
shaq's rap albumns
"I'm keeping track. I have a score book at home." - Aaron E (07/23/2021)
who wins these jackbox games; who cares?
"Have you ever told them the story about Brazil?" "No... but... but... the night is young." - Aaron E (07/21/2021)
"Did you say penises?" - Aaron E (07/21/2021)
i'm sure someone did
"I'm way too lazy to have a side chick." - Aaron E (07/21/2021)
"Lock picking lawyer dead bolt." "Dirt devil?" - Aaron E & Sabrina P (07/21/2021)
youtube (their tv) messed up
"Rich people had refrigerators." - Aaron E (06/18/2021)
"I'd bring everything up at breakfast." - Aaron E (06/18/2021)
if something weird happened during a family vacation
"Let's call her Ashley..." - Aaron E (06/18/2021)
"I'm like Gwynn Stephani right now." - Aaron E (06/18/2021)
walking into spider webs
"Oh, white people." - Aaron E (06/18/2021)
"That's a lot of money for the kids!" - Aaron E (02/26/2021)
$10k to suck my pinky
"I'm not saying it's a nail in your coffin or anything but it's adding up." - Aaron E (12/31/2020)
suspicions in among us
"We're taking a break for Jesus." - Aaron E (12/25/2020)
his group wasn't playing dnd that night
"You can't get that big dick if you have crumbs in your pants." - Aaron E (12/25/2020)
playing talking points
"That's how you win!" "By adding boobs?" - Aaron E & Sabrina P (12/25/2020)
tee k o
"...To make a new friend or lover..." - Aaron E (08/21/2020)
during his pitch during patently stupid
"He's been horny to cut Social Security for years and years." - Aaron E (03/07/2020)
biden
"They used to. It was a better time." - Aaron E (03/07/2020)
offering to learn trades in highschool
"I could probably tell you more about it if I didn't just have two shots of whiskey." - Aaron E (03/07/2020)
"Then why are you voting for Biden?" - Aaron E (03/03/2020)
lots of people want medicare for all
"You all have beautiful noses." - Aaron E (11/26/2019)
talking to sabrina & me
"No, they didn't have bar codes back then..." - Aaron E (11/26/2019)
the 1867 wine
"I didn't say 'and good bye.'" - Aaron E (10/15/2019)
he needed time with his dnd friends while his mom was in town
"If I work hard enough now, I won't get f**ked later... I got f**ked later..." - Aaron E (10/15/2019)
"Oh, f**k you, C N N!" - Aaron E (10/15/2019)
"I got a third option!" - Aaron E (08/23/2019)
"So do you want me to scare you?" "Boo!" - Brian C & Aaron E (08/23/2019)
"Bush W in the house!" - Aaron E (08/23/2019)
he was democracy in we're doomed!
"She was a really perky robot who read my texts." - Aaron E (08/23/2019)
his bluetooth in his new car
"I don't know. He's got pants and a chart..." - Aaron E (06/27/2019)
"There's glass and fire." "I know. It's exciting." - Sabrina P & Aaron E (06/27/2019)
on the table
"Can I sit here?" "Yes. I guess. I'll move. Ugh." - Aaron E & Kathleen G (06/26/2019)
she had her beer there
"At least it was peaceful." - Aaron E (06/26/2019)
aaron was sitting in a chair that someone died in
"Is it going in?" "No." "That's what she said." - Aaron E & Sabrina P & Janny M (06/15/2019)
force feeding the kitten
"What's a love triangle?" - Aaron E (06/15/2019)
"Wait. Is this true?" "Yes." - Sabrina P & Aaron E (05/15/2019)
something she didn't know about her husband
"It's like what if America is openly Nazi but that's kinda America now..." - Aaron E (05/15/2019)
man in the high castle
"They sell food?" - Aaron E (05/15/2019)
home depot
"There's a ghost there right now. And he's telling everyone the truth!" - Aaron E (05/15/2019)
"He's a boomer. He probably voted for Trump." - Aaron E (05/15/2019)
"I've had so much fun at a gay club." - Aaron E (03/09/2019)
"I don't know where he is now but I hope he's still gay." - Aaron E (03/09/2019)
"I have a feminine charm." - Aaron E (02/15/2019)
"I was white and privileged." - Aaron E (02/15/2019)
he got arrested when he was younger
"I didn't feel like a million bucks but I felt like a good five hundred bucks." - Aaron E (02/15/2019)
"Dolphin sex!" - Aaron E (02/15/2019)
cah selection
"Yeah, it's a good hospital. They didn't kill me." - Aaron E (01/13/2019)
"I looked awesome." - Aaron E (01/13/2019)
in his abe lincoln costume; sabrina was shaking her head no
"Well if they don't look sexy, why put it on the television?" - Aaron E (01/13/2019)
"I left her home alone and she took to the bottle." - Aaron E (12/03/2018)
"I'll ask Jason. I'm a dick." - Aaron E (12/03/2018)
if he has concert tickets
"I'm slicing avocados here. I don't have a finger to wag." - Aaron E (11/28/2018)
doing a bernie sanders impression without the finger wagging
"Well here's the thing. A lot of poisons are hard to trace." - Aaron E (11/28/2018)
"She looks very confident." - Aaron E (11/28/2018)
my drawing of a woman flirting in a flirting class
"You can have better." "That's very social." - Sabrina P & Aaron E (11/28/2018)
"Speaking of poison..." - Aaron E (11/28/2018)
"She doesn't look at me that often." - Aaron E (11/06/2018)
sabrina didn't notice he shaved
"Actually douche bags are good. They are very hygienic." - Aaron E (11/06/2018)
"I don't know if we can be friends anymore." - Aaron E (10/29/2018)
something silly
"It wasn't the biggest one I've seen but it by far wasn't the smallest one I've seen." "That's what she said." - Aaron E & Janny M (10/28/2018)
the zombie crawl in dtss
"Well, she's making a baby as well." - Aaron E (10/16/2018)
a relative made cornbread
"Hold on... Smell this..." - Aaron E (09/29/2018)
"Here's passes... Go away." - Aaron E (09/29/2018)
when he worked at the movie theature he would give passes to people to get them to go away
"I'm a big fan of Hitler!" - Aaron E (09/20/2018)
i think he meant using the card in cah
"Horrible reality." - Aaron E (09/20/2018)
lgbt community not welcome
"No. I'm just a drunk." - Aaron E (09/20/2018)
he doesn't abuse cats
"I did the research and we didn't like you." - Aaron E (09/20/2018)
why they didn't vote for brian
"If you want to leave me we'll have to get lawyers involved." "I know. We've had this conversation before." - Aaron E & Sabrina P (09/20/2018)