Layla S's Quotes
Layla S has made 75 quotes!
"You ask the best questions. I ask the second best." - Layla S (10/12/2018)
"It's a kamikaze." "Gazuntite." - Layla S & Alex B (10/12/2018)
"Oh, B O O H O O..." - Layla S (09/08/2017)
"I say, 'No. Gross.'" - Layla S (09/08/2017)
if pepsi is okay instead of coke
"Why am I writing code when I could be eating ice cream for a living?" - Layla S (09/08/2017)
"I used to get really angry... then I started working on this project..." - Layla S (03/21/2017)
i know what she means
"That's that kinda trash move that state would pull." - Layla S (03/08/2017)
new jersey
"That's the second time today." "You said something witty?" - Thomas O & Layla S (02/15/2017)
"You two should be friends." "We probably should." - Alex B & Layla S (01/20/2017)
the person sitting next to us
"It was like, 'British? No thank you.'" - Layla S (01/20/2017)
alex doesn't like british shows
"I didn't know I was eating lunch with Snopes." - Layla S (01/20/2017)
"You're not writing that down? That's one of the worst things I've said all day." - Layla S (12/01/2016)
cut quote above
"Cut... get it cut?" - Layla S (12/01/2016)
i forgot but it was a pun
"Damn it. I suck!" - Layla S (12/01/2016)
"I'm like from northern California... Rude!" - Layla S (12/01/2016)
"The filters are off on this mouth." - Layla S (12/01/2016)
"That's a hooker." - Layla S (12/01/2016)
"A hooker. I told you she was a hooker." - Layla S (12/01/2016)
"Don't I get to paint something cause I'm eating?" - Layla S (12/01/2016)
game we were playing
"It says, 'you're dead, live with it'." - Layla S (12/01/2016)
the card
"Either I'm your age or I'm half dead..." - Layla S (11/15/2016)
"Are you asking me because you think I'm Japanese so I can understand and read it?" - Layla S (11/04/2016)
what was on tv in the sushi place
"I had lasik so suck it." - Layla S (11/02/2016)
"It's nice because it actually gives you a notification when someone messages me." - Layla S (11/02/2016)
slack vs hipchat
"I still have one hole left." "That's what she said." - Layla S & Janny M (09/29/2016) 
"Maybe I shouldn't have a second drink." - Layla S (09/07/2016)
drafting bad players
"She probably isn't going to get fired for saying that." - Layla S (07/05/2016)
a pm said something during a meeting
"There will be tots involved." - Layla S (07/05/2016)
at happy hour
"It's definitely inside my wheelhouse and I have a small wheelhouse." - Layla S (07/05/2016)
her beer
"I know the point of democracy. That's why I've been watching nothing but trailers." - Layla S (07/05/2016)
"Making dreams come true is what I'm always about." - Layla S (06/28/2016)
trading in catan
"Yeah well it would have helped if we haven't had that vodka." - Layla S (06/28/2016)
layla & alex trying to teach me a game
"Set it on f**king fire." - Layla S (06/28/2016)
"You don't get s**t for being white." - Layla S (06/28/2016)
"The reason goods are good..." - Layla S (06/28/2016)
"Like a pina colada is so masculine." - Layla S (06/24/2016)
talking to alex
"You don't go like that." "I'll lend you a book." - Janny M & Layla S (06/24/2016)
making sexual motions
"He also knows where my kid goes to school but I don't care. He can have that kid." - Layla S (06/24/2016)
"Did you just say you feel like Chinese food?" - Layla S (06/24/2016)
we were at a chinese restaurant
"I'm not particularly chesty." - Layla S (06/21/2016)
"Is it because I said dawn, girl?" - Layla S (06/03/2016)
"He's not f**king around, Janis." - Layla S (06/03/2016)
matt e has an app on his phone of all beers he's tried
"Are we gonna do this? Alright..." - Layla S (06/03/2016)
talk about short people?
"Deltek has an app? Woo, we're free!" "Let's get a third round!" - Janny M & Layla S (06/03/2016)
"I'm old but I'm not that old." - Layla S (06/03/2016)
"I know where the Jewish village is in Pittsburgh!" - Layla S (06/03/2016)
"Seriously. What are you doing?" - Layla S (06/03/2016)
what alex was doing
"Jacka*s. Wrong song!" - Layla S (06/03/2016)
"It's about heroin addiction." "That narrows it down." - Alex B & Layla S (06/03/2016)
alex was trying to think of a song
"I like being white." "It is a pretty sweet deal." - Janny M & Layla S (05/27/2016)
"I do not want to get fired for saying 'penis' really loud." - Layla S (05/27/2016)
"You might have to go a little deeper..." - Layla S (05/27/2016)
"All he's doing is jabbing pens into my cork." "That's what she said." - Layla S & Janny M (05/27/2016)
"I'm not going across the street to get wine because I've menstruated in my life." - Layla S (05/27/2016)
we wanted another bottle of wine
"If I'm a guy..." "You are a guy." - Alex B & Layla S (05/27/2016)
"I had some balance related issues." - Layla S (05/26/2016)
what we're calling tipsy
"I just want you to know, he's usually more masculine than this." - Layla S (05/26/2016)
talking about thomas
"I just like saying mellenburg." - Layla S (05/26/2016)
her nickname for matt
"The way we do money is in dollars and cents." - Layla S (05/26/2016)
"Sugar is legit so long as it's frozen." - Layla S (04/29/2016)
"Porn day on the V P N!" - Layla S (04/25/2016)
"I have kids. That's why I'm still fricken here." - Layla S (04/25/2016)
"I stopped at five." - Layla S (04/25/2016)
thomas got like 11 emails since he left the office
"My motto is keep the tots rollin." - Layla S (04/25/2016)
"Four point eight percent." "Lemon or beer?" - Layla S & Rob C (04/25/2016)
what her beverage was
"I like my tots crispy. They gotta have the crunch." - Layla S (04/25/2016)
"It's probably skewed by exposure." - Layla S (04/19/2016)
the number of quotes people get
"You're torturing him." - Layla S (02/12/2016)
salvi had to navigate the pages during a meeting
"Jeff, you can't see it but I'm making quotation fingers." - Layla S (12/21/2015)
talking to another jeff on the phone
"Are you questioning me about my skill set?" - Layla S (12/15/2015)
if the cmmi interviews got rowly
"I T does not know how to party." - Layla S (12/09/2015)
it left the party early
"We smelled like teen spirit." - Layla S (10/15/2015)
her generation
"There's no slot?" "I didn't see one." "That means there is one." - Janny M & Layla S & Mat W (10/07/2015)
at the library; layla had to walk 3 stories just to drop off books
"It's a low bar, to be fair." - Layla S (10/02/2015)
she was talking about her son
"It was a spinach salad, too." That's hardcore." - Layla S & Janny M (09/10/2015)