Alex B's Quotes
Alex B has made 72 quotes!
"You don't eat for free. You're a different person." - Alex B (08/21/2019)
"Mischukuni, no Mich McConnell." - Alex B (08/21/2019)
"There's no black paintings?" "No black paintings." - Brian C & Alex B (08/21/2019)
takiado
"You already broke this?" "You broke it." - Amrutha E & Alex B (08/21/2019)
"That's a good line to draw..." - Alex B (07/19/2019)
molestation & kevin spacey; i can't like him anymore
"I drank Bryan's extra beer." "Brian could have drank Bryan's extra beer." - Alex B & Janny M (07/19/2019)
if bryan's name was spelled the same way as bri's then this would be funny
"I love man spreading." - Alex B (07/19/2019)
"It's a kamikaze." "Gazuntite." - Layla S & Alex B (10/12/2018)
"Nice, babe!" - Alex B (12/01/2017)
him and bri were partners in cornhole
"Well she can't speak very good English." "Well neither can most Americans." - Brian C & Alex B (12/01/2017)
"I didn't get any cherries in my drink!" - Alex B (12/01/2017) (pic)
he got beer
"I didn't feel that one either. I don't feel anything." - Alex B (12/01/2017)
"Yes, my strange, overly hairy son." - Alex B (12/01/2017)
talking to brian
"There's like something sticky here..." - Alex B (12/01/2017)
"It's like I don't know how I got ketchup on my pants..." - Alex B (12/01/2017)
"How the f**k did I get ketchup on my cup now?" - Alex B (12/01/2017)
"I'm not convinced now..." - Alex B (12/01/2017)
"I keep my opinions of chicken wings to myself." - Alex B (08/25/2017)
"And then somebody throws something over the ball..." - Alex B (06/23/2017)
"I know Biz Markie likes it. That's all I need." - Alex B (06/23/2017)
wierd music playing at 80s vs 90s
"I didn't go into I P A's thinking, 'I hope this tastes like a pine tree.'" - Alex B (04/06/2017)
"It still tastes like a pine tree." - Alex B (04/06/2017)
"Two by two like a human zoo... Keep movin." - Alex B (04/06/2017)
"I feel so impowdered." - Alex B (03/08/2017)
a pun
"Actually my noodles were like sober." - Alex B (03/08/2017)
his drunk noodles
"I thought there would be more noodles. I was kinda upset about it." - Alex B (03/08/2017)
in his drunk noodles
"You two should be friends." "We probably should." - Alex B & Layla S (01/20/2017)
the person sitting next to us
"You're gonna go to the shop with one coin?" "Yes. I'm confident." - Alex B & Amrutha E (12/01/2016)
"...Polished snake dance..." - Alex B (12/01/2016)
part of a spell on a game we were playing
"Is that the one in Los Angeles or New York?" - Alex B (11/15/2016)
NCS vs NCIS
"No one has ever uttered that sentence before." - Alex B (09/10/2016)
couldn't complete homework because teaching someone hand job
"Yeah. My kinda Saturday night." - Alex B (09/10/2016)
throwing a virgin into a volcano; cah
"I'm gonna call you Jacobs." - Alex B (09/10/2016)
joe cause he was wearing a jacobs t-shirt
"You're a dork." "Yeah." - Janny M & Alex B (07/14/2016)
he counted how many seconds pokemon graphics take
"Those are precariously placed." - Alex B (06/25/2016)
the bottles over tables were on the edge of the shelf
"Suck it." - Alex B (06/25/2016)
"Chase wild animals, whatever I don't care." - Alex B (06/25/2016)
while we were waiting for jeff
"And those manikins are not easy to dress!" - Alex B (06/25/2016)
how i should apply to a service job
"Can I get a pina colada?" "With alcohol?" "Sure." - Alex B & Waittress At East Oriental 6/24/16 (06/24/2016)
"I think I'll have a British Sour to celebrate the Brexit." - Alex B (06/24/2016)
"I have to admit... this is the most fun I've ever seen anyone have from karaoke." - Alex B (06/20/2016)
my husband singing
"No it was more evolved." - Alex B (06/20/2016)
him and his friends sung bad touch & had a dance with it
"It's about heroin addiction." "That narrows it down." - Alex B & Layla S (06/03/2016)
alex was trying to think of a song
"Four, five, one, two, three, six." - Alex B (06/03/2016)
the order in which we should see star wars
"This is America. You can remove it." - Alex B (06/03/2016)
the tag on a mattress
"Paint me like of your French girls..." - Alex B (05/30/2016)
he was lying very provocitively on the couch
"Is it edible?" "Yes." "Then I'll eat it." - Amrutha E & Alex B (05/28/2016)
"I will say no very politely." "That'll teach em." - Alex B & Janny M (05/28/2016)
"This won't fit." "That's what she said." - Amrutha E & Alex B (05/28/2016)
"Something edible?" "Yeah." - Brian C & Alex B (05/28/2016)
what he wanted for dinner
"If I'm a guy..." "You are a guy." - Alex B & Layla S (05/27/2016)
"Vicodin? I know a guy who knows a guy..." - Alex B (05/26/2016)
"You know that office where no light enters?" - Alex B (05/26/2016)
where his office is
"Ours is the elephant graveyard." - Alex B (05/26/2016)
his office
"Stop pulling on his drums." - Alex B (04/30/2016)
"Ah, this guy. Wow." - Alex B (04/16/2016)
bri made a pun
"No one could help me with Singapore?" - Alex B (04/13/2016)
"See. You guys should have brought an Indian." - Alex B (04/13/2016)
to trivia; amrutha knew a geo question
"A guy with a gun... Have you heard of Bernie Sanders?" - Alex B (04/09/2016)
bri was approaching everyone with flyers for bernie
"We haven't talked about dick sizes yet." "There's time." - Brian C & Alex B (04/08/2016)
in the democratic race
"F**k quicksand. I've never run into it in my life." - Alex B (03/19/2016)
when we were kids we were taught about quicksand
"Do you want a sign?" "You mean a limp sign?" - David Ga & Alex B (03/19/2016)
for the bernie march
"I look like a laid off lumberjack." - Alex B (03/19/2016)
in plad; where can we go to dance?
"We are not drunks. We are enthusiastic about our alcohol." - Alex B (03/19/2016)
"Progress happens one funeral at a time." - Alex B (02/26/2016)
seems to be
"But you're thinking logically and logical doesn't work." - Alex B (02/26/2016)
"If society had a path, I'd hope we'd veer away from it." - Alex B (02/12/2016)
from eating our own feces
"You killed my dreams!" - Alex B (09/23/2015)
"...He collects cans, he blows some dudes..." - Alex B (09/23/2015)
telling a joke
"You're there for the entertainment." "What entertainment?" "The drunk people." "Yeah." - Brian C & Janny M & Alex B (09/23/2015)
alex said yeah
"I'm going to retain none of that on purpose." - Alex B (06/04/2015)
"It was senior..." "Of course..." - David Gu & Alex B (06/04/2015)
what his long job title was