Jason F's Quotes

Jason F has made 12 quotes!

"Next time I'll bring a hard surface." "That's what she said." - Jason F & Leslie B (05/07/2016)
to play cards on at the drive in movie theature

"They dangle very low." "What did you get middle aged nuts or something?" - Brian C & Jason F (07/02/2015)

"Right cause I frequently ate animal food." "I did that, too." - Leslie B & Jason F (10/25/2014)

"I remember twenty nine." - Jason F (10/25/2014)
he took a swig of beer after he said that

"I can't count. I'm an English teacher." - Jason F (10/25/2014)

"So you do have a darkside?" - Jason F (02/15/2014)
talking to leslie

"Wow. I don't know. How many?" - Jason F (02/15/2014)
people leslie's dated

"Yeah, you were working out. That's what they're calling it now." - Jason F (02/15/2014)

"Sure... The Baltimore Orioles basketball team." - Jason F (02/15/2014)
leslie thought the o's played basketball (not really)

"I'm the only one who didn't put out." "That's what she said." - Jason F & Janny M (02/15/2014)

"I know. I'm not putting out." - Jason F (02/15/2014)
in rummy

"Do you know how painful that is?" "Well I don't do it anymore." - Jason F & Leslie B (02/15/2014)
give guys blueballs