Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Dave N's Quotes

Dave N has made 9 quotes!

"I bought a great hat and some flowers..." - Dave N (06/08/2012)

"Whatever he told you was probably a little exaggerated..." - Dave N (06/08/2012)
telling stories of their travels

"I just remembered I was at a strip club but they didn't take off my clothes." - Dave N (06/08/2012)

"What was that stuff we were drinking before?" "Hamster vomit." - Jeff D & Dave N (06/08/2012)

"I thought you ordered a big one." "That's what she said." - Dave N & Janny M (06/08/2012)
why is this a quote? it's not that funny

"Where's their house in D C? Have I seen it?" - Dave N (04/19/2012)
where obama lives in dc

"You're lucky that's a good song." - Dave N (04/19/2012)
i made a reference to petshop boy's westend girls

"It was cream of broccoli... That's still a vegetable." - Dave N (04/19/2012)

"Didn't you have the cops wake you up one morning?" "I was fully clothed." - Jeff D & Dave N (04/19/2012)