Cindy O's Quotes

Cindy O has made 41 quotes!

"I didn't think that thing was gonna be that big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (08/01/2014)

"I'm going to have to take half of it home; it's too big." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (08/01/2014)
her sandwich

"Oh s**t!" "No s**ting in the hallway." - Cindy O & Kurt W (08/01/2014)

"It's not pink; it's salmon!" - Cindy O (06/20/2014)
her new phone

"I'm gonna make a trip to my local smoking hole." - Cindy O (05/26/2014)

"They were too young." - Cindy O (05/09/2014)
the shipmen in annpolis

"At least it has clean sheets." It did..." - Cindy O & Kurt W (03/07/2014)

"Why don't you just kiss my ass?" - Cindy O (02/28/2014)

"Your man cave is the bathroom." - Cindy O (12/31/2013)
mike

"How many does she got over there?" "I'm not telling." - Cindy O & Denny J (12/31/2013)
denny was really good at cah

"Wait. Who's turn is it?" "Yours!" - Janny M & Brian C & Cindy O (12/21/2013)
yours said at the same time

"How am I compensating for my tiny penis?" - Cindy O (12/21/2013)

"It would have just a little bump." "Well I don't want little bumps in my car." - Mike O & Cindy O (12/06/2013)
mike was driving cindy's car

"It's not sharp." "What? The bone?" - Cindy O & Joy J (10/25/2013)

"There are tights involved." "Yeah and I picked them out." - Mike O & Cindy O (10/24/2013)
his costume

"Why is the Mexican train trained?" - Cindy O (10/11/2013)

"She's a few sandwiches short of a picnic." - Cindy O (10/11/2013)

"I couldn't see." "Open your eyes." "Shut your face." - Mike O & Cindy O (09/27/2013)

"She's deaf in one ear." "What?" - Kurt W & Cindy O (09/20/2013)

"You're not hitting a deer with my dag-gon car." - Cindy O (09/20/2013)

"What's the new fad diet?" "...You figure it out, let me know." - Janny M & Cindy O (08/09/2013)
cards against humanity

"Are you a wicket witch? You're going to melt with the water." "Maybe." "Well, s**t." - Mike O & Cindy O (08/09/2013)

"After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought Sean Penn to the people of Haiti." - Cindy O (06/28/2013)
that worked; mine

"God'll kill me on that one." - Cindy O (06/28/2013)
cards against humanity

"Now we can call him hot a*s." - Cindy O (05/26/2013)

"Alright, smart ass. I heard that." - Cindy O (04/12/2013)
locking her out of the house

"I like the cup." "Leave it here." - Cindy O & Mike O (03/29/2013)

"That sounds like something I'd do when I was pregnant." - Cindy O (03/01/2013)
chocolate & pickles

"The other way, Kurt." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Mike O (01/18/2013)

"You found a hole, now stick it in." "That's what she said." - Cindy O & Janny M (01/04/2013)
timely

"Let's see... What's exciting? Leather..." - Cindy O (11/24/2012)

"It's not tea. It's supposed to be hot." - Cindy O (08/24/2012)

"Where are you gonna stick it?" "Up his a*s if he's not careful." - Cindy O & Mike O (07/27/2012)
trionimos

"It was a piece of s**t." "No, it wasn't. It was just designed wrong." - Cindy O & Mike O (07/27/2012)
their volvo

"He's a golden cock." - Cindy O (07/20/2012)
sammy is half golden retriever, half cocker spaniel

"I'm stuck on an eleven." "That's a ten." - Cindy O & Mike O (06/29/2012)

"Did you start barking at them?" "...No." - Janny M & Cindy O (06/29/2012)

"I couldn't see the woman." "She was dressed in white!" - Mike O & Cindy O (06/01/2012)
rainy night

"I don't want to listen to her talking about her poop." - Cindy O (04/13/2012)

"Thank you." - Cindy O (03/23/2012)
she got hit with the robber than mike decided to steal a card

"There's supposed to be an old tomb over there." - Cindy O (03/10/2012)
maybe the tomb of washington?