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Kurt W's Quotes

Kurt W has made 323 quotes!

"It's not in your office either." "Oh, piss." - Kurt W & Mike O (02/18/2022)

"I like the giant sperm from outer space." - Kurt W (02/18/2022)

"Okay, big Mike." - Kurt W (02/18/2022)
big mike card in cah

"Cause, yeah, you get a cool nickname in war. That's about it." - Kurt W (02/18/2022)

"As reparations for slavery, all African Americans will receive Lunchables." "That's f**ked up." - Kurt W & Mike O (02/18/2022)

"I was jizz two." - Kurt W (07/31/2021)
cah

"And today's soup is cream of Kanye West." - Kurt W (07/31/2021)

"Well it didn't look like the real moon." - Kurt W (07/03/2019)
movie we were watching was unrealistic

"I pissed on it." - Kurt W (06/07/2019)
mike's hair is yellow

"When I pooped, what came out of my butt?... A salty surprise." "That's accurate, isn't it? You're the bottom." - Kurt W & Janny M (06/07/2019)

"Well, I don't know. Maybe it's sitting right here?" - Kurt W (06/07/2019)
mike was wondering where his other card was... in front of his face

"Oh? It's gray down there?" "No, it's not." - Janny M & Kurt W (06/07/2019)

"Look at our deck. It's dry as a bone!" - Kurt W (08/17/2018)
mike said it just rained

"It sprinkled!" - Kurt W (08/17/2018)

"Not the ones that are known for making silk." - Kurt W (08/17/2018)
caterpillars

"No. My grandma wore leopard-skin underwear." - Kurt W (08/17/2018)

"She's like, 'I've seen it all.'" - Kurt W (08/17/2018)
what people do in the bedroom

"I guess I could put on shorts." "Please do. You're looking kinda skuzzy looking." - Kurt W & Mike O (07/27/2018)
kurt was still in work clothes

"Considering you're the bottom..." - Kurt W (07/27/2018)
won't go there

"Whatever age Janis wants to be at the moment." - Kurt W (07/27/2018)

"That could work." - Kurt W (07/27/2018)
lab rats navigate mazes faster after a finger up the butt

"Only in West Virginia." - Kurt W (05/04/2018)

"Does your brother have any hot friends?" "No." - Kurt W & Mike O (05/04/2018)
cah

"A*shole." "Yes. That's what it comes out of." - Brian C & Kurt W (05/04/2018)

"And you would step on something by the time you get to the front door." - Kurt W (03/23/2018)
dog poop everywhere

"That is the last place in the world to put food." - Kurt W (03/23/2018)
mike put food in the trunk of his car

"Oh, poor Julie... she lost her amiture... And another woman was like, 'Is she gonna need surgery?'" - Kurt W (02/23/2018)
not sure what the word was but it was funny cause it wasn't a health issue

"There's not much alcohol content in... champagne..." - Kurt W (02/23/2018)
as he drank some

"I'm gonna help you fit it in." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (02/02/2018)

"Uh, why don't you have the defrost on?" - Kurt W (02/02/2018)
mike could barely see out of the windshield

"I'm gonna have to read this at home and later cry." - Kurt W (01/24/2018)

"It says body and bath." "For dogs." - Mike O & Kurt W (01/05/2018)
body spray that mike was spraying on me

"Oh, Detroit." "Colder." - Donald OW & Kurt W (12/22/2017)
where karate kid took place

"Oh, I saw an interesting video about the Karate Kid..." "And?" - Brian C & Kurt W (12/22/2017)
bri just kinda ended it there

"If you wanna go, you better go." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (12/22/2017)
mike wasn't going to make the light unless he went

"Yes, my personal recipe." - Kurt W (12/22/2017)
making mike a coffee with special cream

"Here's your coffee. Sorry it's a bit lumpy." - Kurt W (12/22/2017)

"Blueberry, police..." - Kurt W (12/22/2017)
things that are blue?

"I don't have much in the way of sex cards so I'm going the best I can." - Kurt W (12/22/2017)
his cards in cah

"I can almost imagine that." - Kurt W (12/22/2017)
inappropriate yodling after a job interview

"It's in his bush." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (12/22/2017)
where donald's toy was

"But there are no P D Fs." - Kurt W (11/03/2017)
if i worked at the airport

"Did you go out and vomit some cinnabuns?" - Kurt W (11/03/2017)
talking to wiki; just read the cinnabun card

"An older woman..." "No teeth." - Mike O & Kurt W (10/13/2017)

"Are they going to procreate?" "I don't know. They've done some activities that look like that." - Janny M & Kurt W (10/06/2017)
their hermit crabs; they have a male & female

"I saw the waitress." "I didn't notice." - Brian C & Kurt W (10/06/2017)
bri thought the waitress was good looking

"Sorry that was a story that needed to be told." - Kurt W (10/06/2017)
a story about mike

"I'm distracted by piss." - Kurt W (10/06/2017)

"I've drawn three in a row... threes!" - Kurt W (10/06/2017)
mexican train

"He hadn't have gone off the deep end yet..." - Kurt W (09/04/2017)
joe manchin was governor while they lived in WV

"No poo on the bricks." - Kurt W (07/21/2017)
what denny said

"Just the tip." - Kurt W (07/21/2017)

"You can get rid of some bad cards cause we're rebooting, kind of." - Kurt W (07/21/2017)
geni left so we started over

"He's done this task before..." - Kurt W (07/07/2017)
donald not being able to do something

"Flying lizards on banana peels..." - Kurt W (07/07/2017)

"Donald, your halo is the color of a hooker." - Kurt W (07/07/2017)

"I would have started the Mexican train." "And you'd be sleeping on the couch." - Kurt W & Mike O (07/07/2017)

"May your train still be short." - Kurt W (07/07/2017)

"Yeah I reached from all over the place, too." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (07/07/2017)
to try to draw a good domino

"Welcome to the eight club." - Kurt W (07/07/2017)
three of us were trained on an 8

"Well washing people like that get into accidents is always fun." - Kurt W (05/26/2017)
kids on dirt bikes

"Good boy... sort of." - Kurt W (05/26/2017)
sammy picked the right card

"Wiki still steals from babies." "At least he's doing something right." - Brian C & Kurt W (05/26/2017)

"I think he aged a few years..." - Kurt W (03/17/2017)
mike on his birthday

"Would Donald Trump really ruin your wedding?" "Yes!" - Janny M & Kurt W (03/17/2017)

"She does like them furry." - Kurt W (03/17/2017)
me

"You have to include the part about Leah scissoring." - Kurt W (03/17/2017)
no comment

"Fake news! Fake news!" - Kurt W (03/17/2017)

"Well that'll help with the farts." - Kurt W (03/17/2017)
cutting out soda

"I got the card... I didn't get the meal." - Kurt W (02/24/2017)

"I know how to poop. He doesn't." - Kurt W (02/24/2017)
mike takes a long time

"If you have a bad idea, you go solve it." - Kurt W (02/17/2017)
mike made donald take a shower before we came over

"And I had a massive explosion at work." "And not the diarrhea kind." - Mike O & Kurt W (02/17/2017)

"You don't have to be nice when you drive." - Kurt W (02/17/2017)

"I may not be much to look at but I f**k like a burrito that's just sour cream." - Kurt W (02/17/2017)

"They got empty tanks!" - Kurt W (02/17/2017)
picking up women at the abortion clinic

"Damn history major." "I know." - Brian C & Kurt W (02/17/2017)

"As much as the boxes keep winning tonight..." - Kurt W (02/17/2017)
the box cards in cah

"Okay... true..." - Kurt W (02/17/2017)

"What do you usually use?" "Ice out of the refrigerator." - Brian C & Kurt W (02/17/2017)
ice from the refrigerator?

"Zero... Oh, three? After a month? That's impressive." - Kurt W (01/20/2017)
how many pounds mike has lost

"Must have been Donald." - Kurt W (01/20/2017)
my cards; we were playing with donald as the dummy

"Hahaha! That's perfect!" - Kurt W (01/20/2017)

"You always wanted her to visit..." "I'm not that close." - Kurt W & Mike O (01/20/2017)
grandma in the bedroom

"Okay. Now I need to blow it." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (01/20/2017)

"I didn't participate in the letter... or the year." - Kurt W (12/10/2016)
their yearly letter didn't have anything about kurt in it

"You bra wearing men..." - Kurt W (12/10/2016)
talking about go ape when mike & bri had to wear a bra

"Oh s**t. Then I drew nipple blades." - Kurt W (12/10/2016)

"I know. There's a bunch of box ones." - Kurt W (12/10/2016)
a cah expansion

"Besides, two cards about meat should not come from a vegetarian." - Kurt W (12/10/2016)
cah

"I don't want it all over me." "Yes you do." - Mike O & Kurt W (11/11/2016)

"Interesting. But not as funny." - Kurt W (11/11/2016)
cah

"I'd rather have a new kitchen..." - Kurt W (10/21/2016)

"Okay. We will drop the pooping discussions." "You don't mean... drop..." - Brian C & Kurt W (10/21/2016)

"Shut your face." "Faces don't shut." - Mike O & Kurt W (10/21/2016)

"I'm having a brain moment." "We can tell." - Mike O & Kurt W (03/18/2016)

"I know what it was like before..." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Mike O (02/27/2016)

"I don't like it when she talks. The music's okay." - Kurt W (02/06/2016)
delilah

"They had pictures of each others butts... Naked butts!" - Kurt W (02/06/2016)

"We're putting you right there." - Kurt W (12/24/2015) (pic)
to me; a chair aloof from the table they were sitting

"Because it was sixty nine and you were thinking about something else." - Kurt W (12/24/2015)
missed a number

"They were in the ball sacks?" - Kurt W (12/24/2015)

"I only had ones in my hand..." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (12/04/2015)

"I don't want it. I don't need it." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Mike O (10/16/2015)

"I didn't know s**t was hot." - Kurt W (09/19/2015)

"Take these f**king boobs." - Kurt W (09/19/2015)
spoofing take these broken wings

"So like the far side?" - Kurt W (08/14/2015)
we parked on the other side

"Look at the bright side, there is none." - Kurt W (08/14/2015)
my score was horrible in mexican train

"He was like, 'Kurt when you come out, we can live in my Grandmother's trailer.' I was like, 'hmmm.'" - Kurt W (07/19/2015)
when mike & kurt moved in together in wv

"You're upsetting Sammy." - Kurt W (06/26/2015)

"Well that was what we were going for." "Stone henge?" "Yeah." "Well I don't know about that..." - Mike O & Janny M & Kurt W (05/29/2015)

"My parents were like, 'where the hell are we?'" - Kurt W (05/29/2015)

"Whatever makes aquatic sense." - Kurt W (05/25/2015)
what kind of fish they'll have in their pond

"Can you imagine that? I'm glad Mike would be cleaning that up." - Kurt W (05/25/2015)
if their kid poops on the walls

"No, you wonder about weeding. That's what we're getting a kid for." - Kurt W (05/02/2015)
their backyard is going to look amazing but it's a lot of work to maintain

"I don't mind talking about mine and Kurt's sex life." "What sex life?" - Mike O & Kurt W (05/02/2015)

"Fine. All of you laughed on the last one. Except Brian and I who thought it was dumb." - Kurt W (05/02/2015)

"They might not have their liquor license." - Kurt W (04/10/2015)
we went to a steakhouse

"Where do I wanna do it?" "Probably up in your bedroom." "It doesn't roll up there." - Kurt W & Janny M (04/10/2015)

"No. It came all the way in." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (02/27/2015)

"This was more an immediate need." - Kurt W (02/27/2015)

"We're gonna have them over to your place and we're not gonna show up." - Kurt W (02/27/2015)
gershon & his wife lol

"Addy won't care as long as you're recycling." - Kurt W (02/27/2015)

"And if you have a religion, you need to abort more." - Kurt W (02/27/2015)

"Why are you stopping at green lights?" - Kurt W (02/15/2015)
mike slowing down when it's green

"It was never red." - Kurt W (02/15/2015)
the light

"You never know." "No. You do." - Mike O & Kurt W (01/30/2015)
building on a two in catan

"I need alcohol..." - Kurt W (01/30/2015)
dilaliah

"Two was a poo." - Kurt W (01/30/2015)

"That was so funny I almost farted." - Kurt W (01/09/2015)

"As entertaining as that was, it wasn't Christmas letter material." - Kurt W (12/12/2014)
cindy moving out

"Help me, doctor. I've got homeless people in my butt." "They're not homeless anymore." - Brian C & Kurt W (12/12/2014)

"Lick my a*shole." "I prefer the other fudge." - Mike O & Kurt W (11/28/2014)

"Yeah there are some wonderful Christmas albums out there." - Kurt W (11/28/2014)
we were making sex songs out of christmas songs

"It goes on and off and gives you a seizure." - Kurt W (11/27/2014)
the christmas lights

"She only went two deep." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Brian C (11/14/2014)

"I don't know s**t about women." - Kurt W (11/01/2014)
him and mike would adopt a boy

"I think we need a bigger thing of chips than that tiny little display." - Kurt W (11/01/2014)

"No. She's not smart enough to make extra keys." - Kurt W (10/24/2014)

"Babe. There's a lost tribes man there." "So?" "Well, he's lost." - Janny M & Brian C & Kurt W (10/24/2014)

"All of these things are black." - Kurt W (10/24/2014)

"Cause that could have actually caused a blockage." - Kurt W (10/24/2014)
cah

"I don't think she's an idiot. I just think she's too..." "Churchy." - Janny M & Kurt W & Mike O (10/03/2014)
mike & kurt said churchy at the same time

"So have you started walking around naked yet?" "No." "Oh, yes we have." - Brian C & Mike O & Kurt W (09/12/2014)
now that cindy has moved out

"Don't make fun of my robot." - Kurt W (09/12/2014)

"I'm actually gonna go with boogers." - Kurt W (09/12/2014)

"Why would you wanna forget them?" - Kurt W (09/12/2014)
mormon choire

"Three months in the hole... who's hole?" - Kurt W (09/12/2014)

"Firey poops." - Kurt W (09/12/2014)

"You're gonna f**k an A?" - Kurt W (09/12/2014)

"Inn... think about an inn that you stay in." - Kurt W (09/12/2014)

"Oh s**t!" "No s**ting in the hallway." - Cindy O & Kurt W (08/01/2014)

"In the back country?" "We're going down eighty one." "That doesn't mean it's not back country." - Kurt W & Mike O & Brian C (08/01/2014)

"Mine's got it." "Uh, nope." - Janny M & Kurt W (08/01/2014)
cah

"And you think with eighty eight I should have hung onto the double twelve?" - Kurt W (08/01/2014)

"You call this belch harmonic?" - Kurt W (08/01/2014)

"You took a s**t?" - Kurt W (07/11/2014)

"It's easy not to count my floater." - Kurt W (07/11/2014)

"Watch it, Janis. Leah's trying to bone you." - Kurt W (07/11/2014)

"But alas... I'm still trained..." - Kurt W (07/11/2014)

"You don't slow down on a yellow. You speed up." - Kurt W (06/28/2014)

"Cause you're scooby dooby-old woman driving away." - Kurt W (06/28/2014)
talking about mike's driving

"Tear them down and build something else." - Kurt W (06/28/2014)
churches

"I never sweat this much." "Well that's cause you were wearing a bra." - Kurt W (06/28/2014)
on gone ape

"You're standing, you're closer... Those are all the excuses you give us." - Kurt W (06/27/2014)
mike wanted kurt to put a card away

"She's more interested in a cumquat." - Kurt W (06/20/2014)
me

"Which one wears a hat?" - Kurt W (06/20/2014)

"Only cause you're so busy with your fish tank." - Kurt W (06/20/2014)
why kurt doesn't get laid

"It sticks in here." "If you close your legs it wouldn't stink so bad." - Kurt W & Mike O (06/06/2014)

"Definitely a dinosaur!" - Kurt W (06/06/2014)
christopher walken

"Cause if it was a snake I'd say cool and try to grab it." - Kurt W (05/26/2014)

"This harness never fits cause he's so awkwardly shaped." - Kurt W (05/09/2014)
sammy slips out of his harness

"I get an ore." "You whore." - Kurt W & Mike O (05/09/2014)

"Anybody have any wood for trade?" "Not now!" - Mike O & Kurt W (05/09/2014)

"Better to go now than in the middle of the game." "That doesn't stop Mike." - Kurt W & Brian C (03/28/2014)
go to the bathroom

"Read 'em and sheep." - Kurt W (03/28/2014)
catan joke

"I told you, you weren't funny tonight." - Kurt W (03/28/2014)

"At least it has clean sheets." It did..." - Cindy O & Kurt W (03/07/2014)

"Huh?" "Let's play hearts." - Kurt W & Mike O (03/07/2014)

"Even the basement bathroom is bigger." - Kurt W (02/28/2014)
than their master bathroom

"I can't get any black because you take them." "...Okay, I'll take the black." - Brian C & Kurt W (01/24/2014)
i was taking all bri's black in ticket to ride, then kurt started taking them

"I have three I's." - Kurt W (01/24/2014)
say it, not spell it

"Which includes a Matthew McConaughey blow up doll." - Kurt W (12/21/2013)

"Before Leah gets off..." - Kurt W (12/21/2013)

"Exactly what a lush would say." "Suck it." - Kurt W & Mike O (12/21/2013)

"Sammy, your wet." "That's what he said." - Kurt W & Brian C (12/06/2013)

"Where are his balls?" - Kurt W (12/06/2013)
removed?

"I will take the two on top." - Kurt W (12/06/2013)
he was taking forever to decide so we wanted to give him the 2 on top; but he took them anyway after

"Next try f**king a B." - Kurt W (11/08/2013)
bri said f**king a

"I guess that's what happens when you get off two hours earlier..." - Kurt W (11/08/2013)

"I'll fly and you'll see." - Kurt W (10/25/2013)

"She could go through all the Halloween decorations and label which ones are recyclable." - Kurt W (10/24/2013)
someone we know

"It didn't want to go down." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (10/11/2013)
mexican train

"Ou, that one really soared." - Kurt W (09/27/2013)
plaing frizbee with sammy

"She's deaf in one ear." "What?" - Kurt W & Cindy O (09/20/2013)

"I'm not putting these on straight." "Then put them in gay." - Janny M & Kurt W (09/20/2013)

"Yeah, that sucked." - Kurt W (09/20/2013)

"Okay. Drink your drink." "Shut your face." - Mike O & Kurt W (09/20/2013)

"It turns out the milk man man..." - Kurt W (09/20/2013)

"War... that's dumb too." - Kurt W (09/20/2013)

"Sammy, why can't you do the yard work?" - Kurt W (09/08/2013)
dogs should do yard work

"You know what the bible says; you're not supposed to work on Sundays." "Then all the more reason to work on Sundays." - Janny M & Kurt W (09/08/2013)

"Whatever the bible says, do the opposite." - Kurt W (09/08/2013)

"I won't be making the same mistakes." "No. You'll be making different ones." - Brian C & Kurt W (09/08/2013)
fantasy football

"It's not bad. Taste it." "No, I'm okay." "Taste it." - Mike O & Kurt W (08/30/2013)

"Well you said she went straight for the balls..." - Kurt W (08/30/2013)
story i can't tell

"Both make a totally different sound." - Kurt W (08/30/2013)
wipping vs whipping the butt

"The light's always on. What are you doing down there?" "Laundry." - Denny J & Kurt W (08/22/2013)

"Smilies... that's um..." - Kurt W (08/09/2013)

"This is watered up." - Kurt W (08/09/2013)
his drink

"You always feel like eating after something like that." - Kurt W (08/09/2013)

"Any way I can defile a church, I'd be happy to." - Kurt W (08/09/2013)

"In dog heaven, it's my fart will go on." - Kurt W (08/09/2013)

"See, that was a laugh." "No. That was fake." - Janny M & Kurt W (07/12/2013)

"My mom freaked out when she looked at my browser history and found having a penis dot com slash nunchuck moves." - Kurt W (07/12/2013)

"If you want something hot, there's always hot wax." - Kurt W (07/12/2013)

"Guilt is fun." - Kurt W (07/05/2013)

"Delila, what are you talking about?" "I know. She's a quack." - Janny M & Kurt W (07/05/2013)

"She's getting churchy." - Kurt W (07/05/2013)

"That's one of the oldest laws on the books... that they're trying to get off." "Literally." - Mike O & Kurt W (06/28/2013)
a wv law saying u can have sex with anything over 50 lbs

"It's about sex, deer." - Kurt W (06/28/2013)

"What Janny really has under her hat... A big black dick." - Kurt W (06/28/2013)
probably the best one

"Yes, political reasons..." - Kurt W (06/14/2013)
why i won't eat papa johns

"I've been waiting forever to play penis envy." - Kurt W (06/14/2013)
cards against humanity

"Damn bitch." - Kurt W (06/07/2013)
tropical storm andria ruined their plans this weekend

"Lifetime presents the American dream. The story of the K K K." - Kurt W (06/07/2013)
cards against humanity

"We've laughed too hard already." - Kurt W (06/07/2013)
what game to play next

"That's a whole nother thing... Depends." - Kurt W (05/26/2013)

"He actually got better with age... like wine." - Kurt W (05/24/2013)

"I know. So threatening." - Kurt W (05/24/2013)
bri got a road in catan

"Janis was going to say 'bahh'..." - Kurt W (05/24/2013)
since i got more sheep

"Republicans make me sick." "I know." - Janny M & Kurt W (04/26/2013)

"Almost heaven?" "Yeah..." - Janny M & Kurt W (04/26/2013)
west virginia slogan

"I was in the wrong side of the car so I must have been European." - Kurt W (04/26/2013) (pic)

"Here, just give it to me. I'll figure the f**king s**t out." - Kurt W (04/26/2013)

"How the f**k did he win? He's drunk." "It works for you." - Janny M & Kurt W (04/12/2013)
good point... brian won while drinking

"Kurt, what direction did I throw that ball?" "I'm not sure..." - Brian C & Kurt W (04/12/2013)
bri threw a ball forward but it hit me instead when i was behind him

"I would have finally had some cards." - Kurt W (04/12/2013)
the robber was on his number

"You see what happens when Brian gets drunk?" - Kurt W (04/12/2013)

"It doesn't have to be a work of art." "It's not going to be." - Janny M & Kurt W (03/29/2013)
something for scribblish

"Horny men sleeping or erect." - Kurt W (03/29/2013)
the way he said it

"What the f**k?" "Good." - Mike O & Kurt W (03/29/2013)

"We got masking tape." "No. We're not gonna tape it to her face." "Well maybe an ear..." - Kurt W & Mike O (03/29/2013)
stacy had to make a mask for quelf

"I wanna see it... Oh God." - Kurt W (03/29/2013)

"Cindy, you can grunt." - Kurt W (03/29/2013)
a quelf rule

"The dogs aren't farting enough to make us laugh." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
or vacate the room?

"Why haven't you drawn yet?" - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
mike finally got out of the bathroom

"I'm going to wash my fingers from her wet tail." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"His name was Mister Rodgers." "Would you be his neighbor?" - Kurt W & Mike O (03/15/2013)

"On that I can't go and on that I can't go. Oh no." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"Something's wrong with her." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"She could be a cover up." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
someone who may be gay

"He was pregnant once." - Kurt W (03/15/2013)
mike?

"Yeah but I've been sitting over here like a..." "Douche bag?" - Mike O & Kurt W (03/15/2013)

"Sarah Palin wouldn't get this." - Kurt W (03/01/2013)
one of the quiz questions

"The player must spank themselves on the rump..." - Kurt W (03/01/2013)

"You can see the shag carpet... It's the whole ship..." - Kurt W (03/01/2013)
watched a few minutes of barbarella

"You're getting full? I had multiple plates over here." - Kurt W (02/22/2013)

"Carbonated... uh..." - Kurt W (01/18/2013)
i think it was funny the way he said it

"F**k if I know." "'F**k if I know' is correct... Just kidding" - Janny M & Kurt W (01/18/2013)

"Now the Jack In The Box founder who stars in all their T V commercials?" "Jack..." "Box..." - Brian C & Kurt W & Mike O (01/18/2013)
it's true! his last name is box

"You know you wanted the Pampers..." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)
pampers card in the logos game

"You should never forget your chocolates... Your grandmother would spank you." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)

"No, she'll guess that one..." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)
a card with a logo everyone knows

"Take the last card. I guess that's kinda fun." - Kurt W (01/04/2013)
he took bri's last card twice

"Yeah but look what she brought to the door!" - Kurt W (01/04/2013)

"For speedy, we have spit." - Kurt W (11/24/2012)

"Brian, you look greatly depressed on your turn..." - Kurt W (11/16/2012)

"The Mexican train is trained." - Kurt W (11/16/2012)

"Too many people are on phones." - Kurt W (11/16/2012)
instead of paying attention

"Are you rolling your eyes?" "Yeah... Church nut." - Janny M & Kurt W (11/06/2012)

"One's crazy and the other one's a bad kinda crazy." - Kurt W (11/02/2012)
their dogs

"I could use the money for other things." "Like more Christmas decorations." "Don't say that." - Kurt W & Brian C (11/02/2012)

"Phoney... Abraham Lincoln..." - Kurt W (11/02/2012)

"That's not making any sense." - Kurt W (11/02/2012)
mikes fake teeth were from cadavers

"Leah will lick it up." "She's too young." - Kurt W & Mike O (11/02/2012)
spilled beer

"It was a poorly made chair. It just broke." - Kurt W (10/26/2012)

"I'm worried more will go." - Kurt W (10/26/2012)
his dinning room chairs

"Show me your face, not your butt." - Kurt W (10/26/2012)
his dog

"He's almost done. Slow down. Start talking. Tell a story." - Kurt W (09/07/2012)
mike was eating too fast

"Who would invite John?" - Kurt W (09/07/2012)

"Okay. I'll be funny. I won't be anything else." - Kurt W (09/07/2012)

"Girlfriends... Yes." - Kurt W (09/07/2012)
something that's demanding

"Okay... refined... Beanie babies." - Kurt W (09/07/2012)

"Think with your heart... or your brain..." "Or your star fruit." - Janny M & Kurt W (09/07/2012)

"I'm going to go with gossip cause I'm going to stay away from the hair." - Kurt W (09/07/2012)
we learned something interesting about kurt earlier

"We're freezer people." - Kurt W (08/12/2012)

"Is it load bearing?" "Not the half wall..." - Brian C & Kurt W (08/12/2012)

"It's like an ant farm out there..." - Kurt W (08/12/2012)
they have a lot of ants

"She's playing with... herself..." - Kurt W (07/20/2012)
the dog that was left in the house

"Did you just stick that in your mouth?" "No, I sniffed it." - Mike O & Kurt W (07/20/2012)

"Yeah, multiple heads is challenging." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (07/03/2012)

"I'm not sure how much you remember sine you were alcohol induced." - Kurt W (07/03/2012)

"Oh no. now it'll be under the refrigerator for twenty years!" - Kurt W (07/03/2012)
mike killed a bug then swept it under the refrigerator

"I didn't break any rules." - Kurt W (07/03/2012)
kurt went for mike then set himself up & got 50 points

"The thing is she doesn't like balls." "That's what she said." - Kurt W & Janny M (06/29/2012)

"It's about to get worse..." - Kurt W (06/29/2012)
he was trained on a 12 when two others were stuck on a 12

"He always tries to leave the yard and look for Wiki." - Kurt W (06/16/2012)

"We already have a hole in the yard, we might as well take advantage of it." - Kurt W (06/16/2012)
making a pond back in their new backyard

"It's her twenty fifth birthday." "God she's so young." "I know." - Mike O & Janny M & Kurt W (06/01/2012)

"Packing on the week nights... that sounds like a song." "Yeah." - Janny M & Kurt W (06/01/2012)

"No, we skipped that because it was too chainy." - Kurt W (06/01/2012)
ihop

"Blow job... Maybe this wasn't mine..." - Kurt W (06/01/2012)

"Looks like Jack was jacking..." - Kurt W (06/01/2012)

"Scrabble you have to think too much." - Kurt W (05/19/2012)

"I have some family here." - Kurt W (05/12/2012)
the zoo had wolfs

"I'd never put it up on my car. How embarrassing."` - Kurt W (05/12/2012)
he thinks sports flags are embarrassing on cars

"I wrote two sentences cause there wasn't much to say." - Kurt W (05/11/2012)
his good bye email

"Isn't California nice?" "Yes." "No!" - Janny M & Kurt W & Mike O (04/27/2012)

"You're full of sheep." - Kurt W (04/27/2012)
playing catan

"Oh, I know a good native American one as we walk out..." - Kurt W (04/06/2012)
we were telling jokes

"It was a yellow car, it was literally a lemon." - Kurt W (03/23/2012)
their yellow car was a lemon

"Well you have to roll first." "That's dangerous." - Brian C & Kurt W (03/23/2012)
he had more than 7 cards in his hand

"They have to be the... same... thing..." "Dork." - Janny M & Kurt W (03/23/2012)
explaining the game to mike again

"You're benched." - Kurt W (03/16/2012)
sammy was being bad so he put him on the couch

"Not very impressive, I know." - Kurt W (03/16/2012)
he put 5 points down

"He gives up quickly. He's like 'this is s**t'." - Kurt W (03/16/2012)
sammy who plays tug with leah, their lab

"But you'll float well on a salty lake." - Kurt W (03/10/2012)

"So are you trying to say she's a big woman?" - Kurt W (03/10/2012)
mike's coworker rachel, who wasn't big

"Happy birthday." - Kurt W (03/10/2012)
mike got a lot of points and was now in last

"Maybe we're not coming here on Valentines Day." - Kurt W (02/11/2012)
a 4 course dinner is $75 a person

"It was hard..." - Kurt W (02/11/2012)
to be mean to someone

"I didn't do a lot of probes..." - Kurt W (06/29/2011)
asking the boss questions