Patrick W's Quotes

Patrick W has made 34 quotes!

"Speaking of premature..." - Patrick W (11/09/2010)
we don't wanna know

"We have edible arrangements." - Patrick W (11/09/2010)

"How did we get on the topic of your erections?" - Patrick W (10/13/2010)

"It's like wedged in there..." - Patrick W (10/13/2010)
the seat belt

"This is like a middle school conversation." - Patrick W (10/13/2010)
we were laughing at pianist

"It's probably too small." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (09/27/2010)

"It was slightly reveling..." - Patrick W (09/27/2010)

"I shook his hand..." - Patrick W (08/17/2010)
the above quote

"Something about the salt and the water..." - Patrick W (08/17/2010)
his trick

"Okay... I'm writing this down for the bible..." - Patrick W (08/17/2010)
how the bible came about

"Dude, I can't talk about my clients like that." - Patrick W (05/27/2010)
dimitri was asking if one of his particular clients is hot

"If you're gonna give me a name, call me tripod." - Patrick W (05/21/2010)

"I wish I was a girl." - Patrick W (05/21/2010)

"I have an incestrial appetite." - Patrick W (05/12/2010)
he really said that

"Like this is way too much meat." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Dimitri D (04/30/2010)

"She's hi-jacking my Facebook!" - Patrick W (04/28/2010)
his gf

"I'm just not feeling it today. It must be the moons or something." - Patrick W (04/20/2010)
the moons???

"They're not white pants. They're cream." - Patrick W (04/14/2010)

"I'm usually on top." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M (04/13/2010)

"It was easy in and then bad out." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (04/09/2010)

"It's a lot smaller than I thought it was gonna be." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M (04/06/2010)
he was talking about my scooter

"It's too easy to sample the harvest." - Patrick W (04/05/2010)
celebrities get divorces all the time

"How is that even going to fit in your mouth?" "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/31/2010)

"It wouldn't be quick for me." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Patrick W (03/31/2010)

"Oh man, that was good." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M & Dimitri D (03/31/2010)
dimitri & i both said twss

"Oh man, I got the table wet." "That's what she said." - Patrick W & Janny M (03/25/2010)

"It's very stiff." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/25/2010)

"You have to hit it harder." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (03/02/2010)

"How am I supposed to work my way around these eye balls?" - Patrick W (02/12/2010) (pic)
my stapler has eyes

"It's getting all nipply." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (02/05/2010)
outside

"It's gonna be all wet and stuff... That's what she said." - Patrick W (02/05/2010)
outside

"I think it's a foot long... or maybe an eight incher..." "That's what she said." - Dimitri D & Patrick W (01/28/2010)

"Now I gotta get that taste out of my mouth." "That's what she said." - Janny M & Patrick W (01/12/2010)
the taste of hummas

"I'm much more effective recruiting in my boxers." - Patrick W (12/08/2009)