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Dawn B's Quotes

Dawn B has made 91 quotes!

"Even I knew that!" - Dawn B (09/14/2019)
what AWS was

"Whenever we get a fire truck, they're like always at the window." - Dawn B (04/18/2015)
the girls in her office

"I don't know what conversation I just walked into..." - Dawn B (04/18/2015)

"I'm surprised it doesn't work. We only used it a few times." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C (01/28/2015)
their deep fryer

"He does. He has a foot fetish." - Dawn B (01/28/2015)
her cat midnight

"I'll make it a big shot." - Dawn B (01/28/2015)
bri saying i could only have one shot

"I think that's what put me over the edge." - Dawn B (01/28/2015)
the moonshine on nye

"It's kinda like a detox." - Dawn B (01/05/2015)
her going without a phone

"I want her boots." "Yeah, I want her boobs, too." - Dawn B & Jeff D (12/31/2014)
lol

"Well I'll take a Diet Coke cause I can put rum in that." - Dawn B (12/31/2014)

"I don't know. I just hit the buy button." - Dawn B (12/05/2014)

"It's what didn't we drink." - Dawn B (09/13/2014)
true that... one crazy night

"Did you watch Honey Boo Boo?" "I did." - Brian C & Dawn B (08/18/2014)
it's on record now!

"Mama loves. Mama loves." - Dawn B (08/18/2014)

"Sorry. Dawn's tired." - Dawn B (08/18/2014)

"It's modified...?" - Dawn B (01/23/2014)
my prius

"When I think of Buick, I think of old people." - Dawn B (01/23/2014)

"I'm evil but I'm not that evil." - Dawn B (09/26/2013)
calling someone about somebody

"Oh there's cake? You should have told me that before I got drunk." - Dawn B (08/31/2013)

"Well just keep drinking..." - Dawn B (08/31/2013)

"She's gonna think I'm drunk." "You are drunk." - Jeff D & Dawn B (01/01/2013)

"Dimitri?" "No." - Janny M & Dawn B (12/31/2012)
still hung up

"After a few more glasses of alcohol we will be confused." - Dawn B (12/31/2012)

"I found something hard in it." "That's what she said." - Brian C & Dawn B (12/31/2012)

"When you look at mine think about little kids." "Mine too." - Jon B & Dawn B (12/31/2012)

"Most guys aren't." - Dawn B (10/15/2012)
good at giving backstory to stories

"I picked it up and moved it. Does that count?" - Dawn B (10/15/2012)
her cpa book

"It's just ghetto." - Dawn B (06/08/2012)
bri getting kicked out

"How many times can I say I'm sorry... Three? Okay." - Dawn B (05/18/2012)
dawn was singing phil collins and bri put up three fingers

"She hung up on me. What a b***h." "I know." - Janny M & Dawn B (05/18/2012)
i called her phone to hear her ring tone

"I can play with myself but..." - Dawn B (05/18/2012)

"I've never been a Barbie doll type... Actually I have." - Dawn B (05/18/2012)
still singing...

"I was trying to explain what it was but you kept telling me to be good." - Dawn B (05/18/2012)
be good not bad

"I'm scared." "Just play through it." - Dawn B & Brian C (05/18/2012)

"I don't know if he hits women." - Dawn B (05/18/2012)
DMX... chris brown played before but we switched it

"Do you love my singing?" "As much as I love the dentist." - Janny M & Dawn B (05/18/2012)
i don't know if that's a complement

"When do you embark on your new journey?" "Uh, which one?" - Dawn B & Jeff D (04/19/2012)
he has several exciting journey's ahead of him

"Who doesn't text?" "Jeff..." - Janny M & Dawn B (04/19/2012)
stone age...

"I don't want to scoop their boxes and find sparkly stuff." - Dawn B (01/01/2012)
their cats eating confetti

"You were chasing him." "Well he ran." - Jon B & Dawn B (01/01/2012)
their cat

"And nude pictures?" "Yeah." - Janny M & Dawn B (01/01/2012)
on her ipad?

"She looks hot... usually she doesn't." - Dawn B (01/01/2012)
fergie

"Have a baby." "Huh?" - Dawn B & Jon B (01/01/2012)
her new years resolution... best quote of the night

"To the window something..." - Dawn B (12/31/2011)
lyrics to music

"That's a lot of foam." "No. That's a lot of white stuff... That's what she said." - Janny M & Dawn B (12/31/2011)

"Do you want the fringy, no fringy?" - Dawn B (12/31/2011)

"Reverse! ...I meant Uno." - Dawn B (12/31/2011)
we were gone by this point

"You only had to draw one card..." "...Eight..." - Dawn B & Brian C (12/31/2011)
uno we kept putting 4 card draw cards on top so they compiled

"I've been laid." - Dawn B (12/31/2011)
she had a lay on

"All this for tennis?" "It's golf." - Janny M & Dawn B & Jon B (06/16/2011)
dawn & jon said it at the same time

"I can't spell me... About..." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
she was gone

"Dimitri said I'm totally gangsta." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
she is!

"I'm on my forth?..." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
beer? probably more than that

"I can!" - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
shoot whiskey

"I really don't wanna get weighed in tomorrow..." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
weight watchers

"Is this the butt song?" "Ya." - Janny M & Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"What did I say was wild?" - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
her and i were pretty wasted at this point

"Eh, eh, it's mine?" - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
it was her turn

"I got kings and sevens and a jack, so I got jack." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"Oh, we're not giving cards away? Damn..." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
the hand was 5 card stud

"But I deal with numbers all day..." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
bri was trying to make her do math

"I am white!" - Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"The stick things? Are you serious?" - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
i was wondering what the name of a screw driver was

"It sucks when it's soft." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Janny M (12/03/2010)
playing wii carnival

"It barely went in." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Janny M (12/03/2010)
playing wii carnival

"I'm really close." "That's what he said." - Janny M & Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"I'm a fruit. What can I say?" - Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"I don't know how to play Uno." "Freak..." - Dawn B & Brian C (12/03/2010)

"Uh oh. It won't go in the hole." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
should have been a twss

"I write with my right." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"Take it." "That's what he said." - Brian C & Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"I don't think I can take it anymore." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C (12/03/2010)

"Let me find her..." - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
celine dion

"It didn't go in the hole." "That's what she said." - Dawn B & Brian C (12/03/2010)

"I got my eggs and my pancakes... Oh, pancakes sound good!" - Dawn B (12/03/2010)
they really did!

"What do you have?" "I don't know!" - Brian C & Dawn B (12/03/2010)

"We haven't bought curtains yet... We've only been in the house five years." - Dawn B (07/27/2010)
she had a blanket over the window

"Are you serious? I had a beer." - Dawn B (07/27/2010)
doing subtraction for a tip

"Dawn plus drinking plus adding don't equal." - Dawn B (07/27/2010)

"They're work. Why would you jump around?" - Dawn B (07/27/2010)
helping me pick out business casual clothes

"I don't have to lick it to make it stick it." - Dawn B (07/16/2010)
envolope

"Eww, how was it?" "Chunky." - Janny M & Dawn B (07/16/2010)
the old milk in the fridge

"When alcohol's involved, you never know." - Dawn B (07/15/2010)

"I'm waiting for you." "You'll be waiting for a long time." - Janny M & Dawn B (07/15/2010)
u don't wanna know

"I'm a Miller Light girl." - Dawn B (07/15/2010)

"Oh man!" "What?" "I asked if I was allowed to carry a gun." - Dawn B & Janny M (07/15/2010)

"I think if I bought a cheese cake you'd be all over me." "No, if you bought a cheese cake, I'd be all over you." - Dimitri D & Dawn B (06/22/2010)

"Well, I'm gonna go, I don't know, do something." - Dawn B (05/14/2010)

"It's noticeable too." "I know it is." - Janny M & Dawn B (04/08/2010)

"Why don't we just poke them?" "Maybe they don't wanna be poked." - Janny M & Dawn B (03/19/2010)
the binding things for presentations

"Well eating mayonnaise on bread probably isn't gonna help." - Dawn B (11/09/2009)
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