Ryan Mo's Quotes
Ryan Mo has made 37 quotes!
"It doesn't work." "Yeah, now I know." - Brian C & Ryan Mo (04/30/2022)
"Don't worry. They're ain't that much in them." - Ryan Mo (04/30/2022)
in uncle george's drink
"Why did you move?" "Cause I value my testicles." - Ryan Mo (12/29/2018)
"I"m afraid to put my dick near that!" - Ryan Mo (12/29/2018)
the rolly chair that had nails sticking out of it
"That's American history. Either you like it or you don't like it." - Ryan Mo (12/29/2018)
"It makes a sound when it shifts. It's doing something." - Ryan Mo (12/29/2018)
"Well, don't be too informative." - Ryan Mo (12/29/2018)
trace was answering uncle george in one word answers
"That's a s**t ton of beer cans." - Ryan Mo (02/25/2018)
bri's engine is aluminum
"And around our county, that's pretty good." - Ryan Mo (02/25/2018)
that trace has a gf
"How many cars have you totaled?" "Ugh." - Uncle George & Ryan Mo (02/25/2018)
"He's definitely not our shining star lately..." - Ryan Mo (02/25/2018)
his bro
"Another star falls out of the sky..." - Ryan Mo (02/25/2018)
james did something questionable
"He does need a dominate woman..." - Ryan Mo (02/25/2018)
his bro
"You're gonna put a blower on a Honda Accord?" - Ryan Mo (02/25/2018)
"Yeah, last time I had Smirnoff it was not a pretty ending..." - Ryan Mo (09/03/2017)
"He's already down..." - Ryan Mo (09/03/2017)
riggs
"That's why we don't drink." - Ryan Mo (09/03/2017)
riggs
"I can't parallel park in the condition I'm in." "You can't parallel park anyway." - James M & Ryan Mo (09/03/2017)
"It looks like it hasn't been washed since 1969." - Ryan Mo (11/26/2016)
"They don't have as much horsepower as you." "In a Prius?" - Ryan Mo & Janny M (12/26/2015)
why people in the dc area drive so slow
"They kicked me out of boy scouts." - Ryan Mo (12/26/2015)
"You're trying to dig it out? You're going to start a fire in there." - Ryan Mo (10/10/2015)
"As soon as I go, I go." - Ryan Mo (10/10/2015)
he wants to die having sex
"Well he did..." - Ryan Mo (07/27/2013)
bad employee
"Is there naked pictures of women underneath this car? You're spending a lot of time down there." - Ryan Mo (12/31/2011)
bri was taking forever tightening bolts
"You love headaches." - Ryan Mo (12/31/2011)
uncle george
"I need someone to puke with." - Ryan Mo (10/15/2011)
his brother, patrick, who is 15, wants alcohol
"I had four... Maybe five..." - Ryan Mo (06/11/2011)
beers
"Cut him off. He's already talking about the martians." - Ryan Mo (07/24/2010)
uncle george
"Cleaning and stuff..." - Ryan Mo (05/03/2009)
what was left bri can wear when cleaning
"It's just a little bit shorter." - Ryan Mo (05/03/2009)
had to cut up one of bri's old tshirts to make a marker
"I can make money disappear." "So can your wife." - Uncle George & Ryan Mo (02/21/2009)
"Well, that's the funny thing about love..." - Ryan Mo (01/24/2009)
classic!
"Do you have anything else you wanna say to brighten my day?" - Ryan Mo (01/24/2009)
gf giving him bad news
"See if it's getting fuel, Ryan." "No s**t!" - Uncle George & Ryan Mo (05/10/2008)
"You can smell it in the air." "Yeah, along with all the s**t." - Ryan Mo & Uncle George (04/26/2008)
"I told you man, she was dipping into that moonshine." - Ryan Mo (04/26/2008)
some lady said our lights were out when they weren't