Mike R's Quotes
Mike R has made 48 quotes!
"Two words... Drug testing." - Mike R (07/16/2010)
some of the jokes dimitri was making
"It's money." "Oh, then do it." - Mike R & Masoud D (07/16/2010)
masoud told mike to stop emailing from his phone during lunch
"I have this fantasy..." "I don't wanna know." - Dimitri D & Mike R (07/02/2010)
"We just told Dawn to stop talking about her kitchen and said 'quit your kitchen'." "That's pretty funny." - Dimitri D & Mike R (06/25/2010)
"How big are these guys?" - Mike R (06/21/2010)
we had to keep moving over
"I just gotta go freshen up." "What are you a grandmother?" - Dimitri D & Mike R (05/19/2010)
"Her husband just bought a Buick." "Do they even make those anymore?" - Dimitri D & Mike R (11/18/2009)
"See all this smashed rock and s**t? It normally indicates we're gonna have problems." - Mike R (09/16/2009)
there was traffic on 355 with the construction
"She asks me questions, I answer them, then back to mind sweeper." - Mike R (09/16/2009)
his assistant
"Come on, you know the Colombians are more into heroine." - Mike R (09/03/2009)
"I don't even like ice cream." "Why? It's free." - Shahnaz D & Mike R (07/29/2009)
"We pay our employees... that's a positive work environment." "I don't know why." - Mike R & Shahnaz D (07/15/2009)
"Hope you had a great weekend... Get back to us... Bitch." - Mike R (07/06/2009)
everything's down!
"You okay?" "Yeah, it's just my allergies. This place is a dust bomb." - Janny M & Mike R (04/21/2009)
"Did you just say 'I love you' to our Lockheed Martin contacts?" "Yeah, man, it's the only way to get business done." - Dimitri D & Mike R (12/31/2008)
"Fine, you can just sit behind me and sniff my burrito." "Woah, if you want to go to H R with that, I'm right behind you." - Dimitri D & Mike R (12/11/2008)
"I thought he was running and stuff." "Not unless he's running a Krispy Kream." - Mike R (12/05/2008)
someone we know loosing weight
"I'd like to think I'd be more protected on cruise ships, you know, more buoyant." - Mike R (12/05/2008)
"Well fine then... Bastards." - Mike R (11/21/2008)
no one wanted his apple butter
"You're the one flying cats and ex wives in from Arizona!" - Mike R (10/26/2008)
talking about dimitri
"They're smart cookies back there." - Mike R (10/23/2008)
the guys at microcenter
"Did you work anywhere else in two thousand seven?" "Was that last year?" - Mike R & Michelle D (05/21/2008)
"I could do my best Shana... but..." - Mike R (05/21/2008)
signing her name
"If I didn't already have a headache today, I'd have a headache." - Mike R (04/15/2008)
"You can tell the proposal is done, she's smiling and laughing." - Mike R (04/03/2008)
"Don't eat the sandwiches. I'd call those into question." - Mike R (03/17/2008)
"So you stopped playing with your peanuts... in your pockets..." "... At work." - Mike R & Ernie A (02/21/2008)
"I look like a cancer patient with my beard." - Mike R (01/07/2008)
"Again, threatening with the time sheet..." "It's all I've got." - Janny M & Mike R (01/03/2008)
mike always threatens to take away our money via timesheet since he's the accountant
"Let's see here... Who rejected my invoice, you f**kers?" - Mike R (12/13/2007)
"Dude, I have like fifteen years of experience working for companies." "I don't." - Mike R & Dimitri D (12/12/2007)
"Why are you trying to mount him?" "I don't know. Why is he getting on his knees so fast?" - Ernie A & Mike R (12/11/2007)
"Good morning, you slackers." "It's slaikers." - Mike R & Dimitri D (11/30/2007)
"Why do they use these infernal contraptions to get to the sandwiches?" - Mike R (11/08/2007)
"I guess we should work today, huh?" - Mike R (11/06/2007)
"Just saw where Dimitri is... He was in the restroom." "He should still die in a fire." - Mike R & Ernie A (11/05/2007)
dimitri needs 2 take us to lunch!!! he disappeared so we assumed he went to lunch w/ monique :(
"Okay, I'm going to the little boys room." "Wow, thanks for the update!" - Mike R & Ernie A (10/31/2007)
"It looks like he just came out of the barber shop." - Mike R (10/30/2007)
tom brady's hair was perfect & non wet
"Don't hurt their feelings... they might cry." - Mike R (10/22/2007)
talking about taunting penalties
"That looks like a penis!" - Mike R (09/23/2007)
"I'd love to see the comments in the code..." - Mike R (09/23/2007)
if we drank @ work
"Are you spying on the neighbors?" - Mike R (09/23/2007)
"Yeah, make sure she's okay... she pays me." - Mike R (09/23/2007)
shauna
"I'm slow. I don't click as quickly..." - Mike R (09/21/2007)
"I make a mean set of stairs!" - Mike R (09/17/2007)
one of those scribble knob thingys
"It's not gay unless you make eye contact." - Mike R (08/31/2007)
"When you're drunk, spacing becomes an issue." - Mike R (08/01/2007)
"Well I couldn't see you guys." "Yeah, that's the point of hiding." - Dimitri D & Mike R (07/11/2007)