Marc G's Quotes
Marc G has made 236 quotes!
"Your fat ass... Oh, wow a half an inch." - Marc G (09/17/2008)
jess had to move her seat back
"Just be glad I don't throw this." - Marc G (09/17/2008)
a napkin
"It is way to painful to put too much meat in your buns." - Marc G (09/15/2008)
sub way sandwich double meat
"Oh, s**t, I was about to put this in the glass." - Marc G (09/01/2008)
his phone
"Stop touching things!" - Marc G (08/30/2008)
"What do you mean ew? It's carpet powder." - Marc G (08/30/2008)
white stuff in his vaccum bag
""I have big boobs, I mean boots." - Marc G (08/29/2008)
"Under thirty pounds of fat? There probably is." - Marc G (08/22/2008)
bone
"She can't lie worth a damn." "But a damn doesn't lie, it blocks." - Brian C & Marc G (08/22/2008)
"I brought Oreo... They're gone..." - Marc G (08/17/2008)
how my co workers are locus
"Hey, close your pants. We can see stuff." - Marc G (08/06/2008)
"That sounded funny by the way. Do you need another diet?" - Marc G (08/01/2008)
the waittress asked brian
"She was hitching a ride, go back!" - Marc G (08/01/2008)
girl on the side of the road, marc was yelling trapped mexican to her
"Oh, they're Mexican, they won't help." - Marc G (08/01/2008)
"Let me put the condoms away..." - Marc G (08/01/2008)
"No, you're sucking it like a little boy in a church." "Why do you have to describe what you did last weekend?" - Shawn R & Marc G (07/12/2008)
"Your cherries are nasty, they have pits." - Marc G (07/12/2008)
ahh induendos
"But her hips are swinging, aren't they?" "Yeah, and they don't lie." - Janny M & Marc G (07/12/2008)
shakira shakira
"Ah! My nipple!" - Marc G (07/11/2008)
"What movie is she in?" "Uh, she's in Mystery Men." - Janny M & Marc G (07/05/2008)
we were watching mystery men
"The point is, I need you guys to sign this death waver." - Marc G (07/03/2008)
we were going to drive in his car
"Wow, five years in federal prison? That's awesome!" - Marc G (06/29/2008)
"I lost the cap... It's not in my balls." - Marc G (06/05/2008)
"Her headlights went out." "No, they're still there." - Brian C & Marc G (06/05/2008)
yellow ranger had headlights
"This makes you think more." "Exactly! We're drunk!" - Marc G & Shawn R (05/31/2008)
a texas holdem game marc taught us
"What the hell is God doing in Hell?" - Marc G (05/25/2008)
"Yeah, it's kinda boring not having your husband around." "Yeah, I know." - Jen R & Marc G (05/25/2008)
"I had the best snack ever this afternoon." "What? Pussy?" "Okay, second best snack." - Marc G & Brian C (05/23/2008)
"Made out of real robins." "For real?" - Marc G & Janny M (05/23/2008)
"You hear that? Yeah." - Marc G (05/20/2008)
getting paid for getting fatter on his leave
"I can't find it to suck it." - Marc G (05/17/2008)
"I don't have a fake dick." - Marc G (05/13/2008)
"Wait, where's my point?" - Marc G (05/03/2008)
"You know my arm was resting on your boob earlier... Wanna play hot hands?" - Marc G (05/03/2008)
i sat in between marc & bri, they played hot hands
"So what do you think is the nicest car in this parking lot?" "The Honda Civic." - Brian C & Marc G (05/03/2008)
"Shawn, I smell dog s**t." "Sorry..." - Jen R & Marc G (05/02/2008)
"See, when I sit down, it just pops out." - Marc G (04/25/2008)
"Just screw the hole, f**k the hole." - Marc G (04/18/2008)
"Why does that female singer have a mans voice?" - Marc G (04/12/2008)
"It's not that funny." - Marc G (04/12/2008)
something was to me, then again i was under the offluence of incohol
"She's so quick to criticize." - Marc G (04/12/2008)
"No licking... No drinking." - Marc G (04/12/2008)
teaching dakota
"Oh, yes there they are." - Marc G (04/11/2008)
bri's boobs
"You're beautiful." "Thank you." - Brian C & Marc G (04/11/2008)
bri was talking to me
"We'll see if Brian comes to bed with me... I mean..." - Marc G (04/08/2008)
quote despirate
"Yes, I got a quote without him!" - Marc G (04/08/2008)
"I wanna get in somebody's lap... Brian?" - Marc G (04/05/2008)
"Why do we always have to sound gay in your quotes?" - Marc G (04/05/2008)
that's just a rule of thumb, ask paul & seth
"I know... Wimps... They probably party with Brian." - Marc G (04/05/2008)
"I feel like I'm going to die opening this." - Marc G (03/29/2008)
"I wanna do him on a bed of Reese's peanut butter cups." - Marc G (03/29/2008)
"Do you wear anything?" "Clothes." - Janny M & Marc G (03/29/2008)
"Yeah, if a state trooper pulls you over, you're getting a ticket." "Sweet." - Brian C & Marc G (03/23/2008)
"That's the problem with good ring tones." "Yeah, they end." - Janny M & Marc G (03/21/2008)
"Have you seen my boobs? It's kinda cold." - Marc G (03/21/2008)
lifted up his shirt
"Just because I'm Mexican you think I want alcohol?" - Marc G (03/14/2008)
"I'm being cereal, yo." "Not nececelery." - Janny M & Marc G (03/14/2008)
"No, I haven't looked for my thong yet." - Marc G (03/14/2008)
victoria secret magazine
"Ow, my arm." What? Masturbating?" "No, that's this arm." - Marc G & Janny M (02/01/2008)
"He's gonna have to go to therapy for all your beatings." "What do you mean going to?" - Shawn R & Marc G (02/01/2008)
"Does my disk fit in your camera?" - Marc G (01/19/2008)
"Get out of my... okay." - Marc G (01/19/2008)
"It's Maxum." "That's a good magazine!" - Marc G & Allan B (01/12/2008)
"Oh, we're taking Brian's car? Brian's car sucks." - Marc G (01/11/2008)
"I ain't feeling nothing!" - Marc G (01/11/2008)
shawn asked marc to feel for his seat belt
"Okay, seamen I just pulled out of my ass." - Marc G (01/11/2008)
"Stay straight." "That's hard for Brian." - Shawn R & Marc G (01/11/2008)
directions
"Dude, you're striking out." "I'm not trying to strike." - Shawn R & Marc G (01/11/2008)
the waittress
"Hell yeah, I'm going to give her a tip." "No, you're going to write your phone number on a piece of paper and give it to her." - Marc G & Shawn R (01/11/2008)
"He got the same beanies that we got except the seahawks!" - Marc G (01/05/2008)
lol in his gay voice
"Taxes remind you of that?" - Marc G (01/05/2008)
reminds jen of sex
"Why does everyone have to poke my boob?" - Marc G (01/04/2008)
"Ow! My eye!" "What? There's no mirror in here." - Marc G & Brian C (12/24/2007)
"Brett Favre... Who's not on the Giants or the Bills..." - Marc G (12/23/2007)
lol bri thought that for a second
"I didn't know my cock could distract you." - Marc G (12/23/2007)
"Would you stop talking about your cock and getting quotes?" "Would you stop throwing your cheese around and turning me on?" - Brian C & Marc G (12/23/2007)
bri juggling cheese
"Wo! That was the best hike of the night!" - Marc G (12/23/2007)
"What the f**k fat man? Get back on the field!" - Marc G (12/22/2007)
"Did you actually ask that question?" - Marc G (12/20/2007)
jen asked when new years eve was, lol
"It's a fricken butter knife." "It's a sharp butter knife." - Shawn R & Marc G (12/18/2007)
"Yeah! I did your mom! Yeah!" - Marc G (12/16/2007)
players celebrating
"Woo, look at the seamen!" - Marc G (12/16/2007)
there were sea men, in the navy commercial
"I get nauseous when I got pregnant for the first time." - Marc G (12/14/2007)
"Janis, move. I'm trying to sing to Brian." - Marc G (12/08/2007)
i had all i want for christmas is you by mariah carry playing
"No, actually, we got him the cheerleader outfit." "Yes!" - Jen R & Marc G (12/08/2007)
what jen & shawn got marc
"Fine, I don't want a quote anyway." - Marc G (12/07/2007)
"Yes, I know you can stick it in that far... I've felt it." - Marc G (12/07/2007)
"Then we can all talk about penises." "What do you have to say about penises?" "I have a lot to say about them." - Leslie B & Marc G (12/05/2007)
"There... Main menu... You're awesome." - Marc G (12/05/2007)
telling jen how to operate the dvd player
"Is it gay that I have a boner?" - Marc G (12/04/2007)
after hugging bri
"No, that's good water." "Not anymore." - Marc G & Leslie B (12/01/2007)
les poured his water bottle out
"No, it's from all the years of masturbation." - Marc G (11/30/2007)
why he has strong arms
"We're going to Japanese Steakhouse." "We're going to Pennsylvania." - Marc G & Jen R (11/30/2007)
"How much?" "Twenty five cents." "That's too much." - Marc G & Leslie B (11/30/2007)
les & i were walking so bri & marc 'picked us up' if u know what i mean, he drove off after this
"You're distracting me." "I'm sorry, I'll put my pants back on." - Leslie B & Marc G (11/22/2007)
"You can give me head later... Brian." "Wait, okay, I'll do that." - Marc G & Brian C (11/22/2007)
he was concentrating on cards
"Honestly, Marc, what are they advertising?" "Milk." - Brian C & Marc G (11/22/2007)
almost naked girl (boobs) w/ jewelry
"Why would they run from the police?" "It's what every black man does." - Janny M & Marc G (11/20/2007)
"So close to the Honda." "Excuse me!" - Marc G & Jen R (11/17/2007)
playing football
"Oh, yes, Brian, I love your meat." - Marc G (11/17/2007)
"He went to the back room with Shawn and said I'm coming." - Marc G (11/17/2007)
"Oh, baby this is our song." - Marc G (11/17/2007)
"It's like... open your mouth all the way..." - Marc G (11/16/2007)
"You should get me in there with F D R in that pretty little dress." - Marc G (11/12/2007)
"No, don't throw phones..." - Marc G (11/10/2007)
he broke his phone
"Do you have to have the sound effects?" - Marc G (11/10/2007)
jen was making noise
"You were checking David Spade out... You're gay." - Marc G (11/10/2007)
"You know now we have to go back to my place and take them off..." - Marc G (11/08/2007)
les said she dressed up 4 us for din din
"She's Italian... She must be from Mexico." - Marc G (11/08/2007)
"Do you really wanna see my nipples hard? "When don't I?" - Marc G & Brian C (11/08/2007)
"I didn't say that." "You said it with your words." - Marc G & Leslie B (11/07/2007)
"Wait, I gotta turn it on." - Marc G (11/05/2007)
the guy threw the plane in the air to fly it, spoof
"No, they're soft, feel them." - Marc G (11/05/2007)
sigh, talking about nipples again
"Oh, I like being on top of you." "What?" - Marc G & Brian C (11/04/2007)
me?
"Your wife is getting off over my white creamy stuff." - Marc G (11/04/2007)
cinasticks
"I don't wanna buy ice cream from a website." - Marc G (11/03/2007)
"Use the driver!" - Marc G (11/03/2007)
wii golf, i was in putter range like 2 feet away
"If I wasn't putting I'd have a boob quote." - Marc G (11/03/2007)
"Soft like my nuts..." "I'm never touching that pillow again." - Marc G & Janny M (11/03/2007)
"What's down?" "The opposite of up." - Janny M & Marc G (11/03/2007)
marc was looking for a comforter
"What are we going to name them?" - Marc G (11/03/2007)
marc & i have a lot of quotes together
"It sucks, I mean all my college friends screwed me." "That's why you make new ones... Ones that can mow your lawn afterward." - Janny M & Marc G (11/03/2007)
"Since there was no one in my room, I slept naked and I walked around naked... I even took a shower naked." - Marc G (11/03/2007)
"Is your toilet running?" "No, it's still in the bathroom." - Janny M & Marc G (11/03/2007)
pretty cheesy
"I get a f**king quote." - Marc G (11/03/2007)
he wipped out his knife... he wants quotes
"I will eat your fricken children." "Bark!" "Not the puppy!" - Marc G & Candi M & Janny M (11/03/2007)
"They're fake?" - Marc G (11/01/2007)
leslie's boobs?
"Thank you." - Marc G (10/31/2007)
i whistled at the card, he thought i was whistling at him
"We didn't get a quote out of our boobs?" - Marc G (10/31/2007)
"I already have nuts down there." - Marc G (10/30/2007)
leslie throwing things at him
"You only let him touch once a month?" - Marc G (10/29/2007)
what do u think we're talking about?
"We're talking about trees here." - Marc G (10/29/2007)
"My name is Gonzales and I'm not a nun." - Marc G (10/29/2007)
"Son of a bitch!" - Marc G (10/28/2007)
shawn stole his seat when he got up to make a phone call
"It is a quote, everyone laughed." - Marc G (10/28/2007)
"If you put them in North Africa, I swear to God." - Marc G (10/28/2007)
"Why are you wearing a hat?" "Cause it comes with the outfit." - Marc G & Jen R (10/27/2007)
"This is a party, not a porno." - Marc G (10/27/2007)
"Metal is a plastic." "What?" - Janny M & Marc G (10/27/2007)
"You almost hit triple spider web!" - Marc G (10/27/2007)
"Spiders die. They didn't take care of their web." - Marc G (10/27/2007)
tricia criticized my decorating skills
"You've tried him?" "That's a quote." "Aw, s**t." - Marc G & Janny M (10/27/2007)
"What? No witty come backs?" "Sorry, I just ignore you." - Marc G & Brian C (10/27/2007)
"I do a lot of s**t by myself... I have sex by myself..." - Marc G (10/20/2007)
"I'll probably spend the night too." - Marc G (10/20/2007)
next weekends party
"Oh, you very good. He get drum solo." - Marc G (10/17/2007)
"You wouldn't hurt your remote." "You're right." - Janny M & Marc G (10/17/2007)
he was threatening to hit me
"It takes two to tango." "Not really, all you need is a mirror." - Janny M & Marc G (10/16/2007)
"It's not like I meant that I heard you guys throwing macaroni all over the place last night..." "Oh, you heard that?" - Janny M & Marc G (10/15/2007)
"Oh my God!" "What? Did you see yourself in the mirror?" - Marc G & Brian C (10/15/2007)
"Yes, I run around too, like that, in my whitie tighties." - Marc G (10/12/2007)
"Don't look at my nipples!" "Well don't show them!" - Marc G & Janny M (10/11/2007)
"I don't think mine ever go down." - Marc G (10/11/2007)
nipples
"Can I point something out?" "What? That the field is on fire!" - Brian C & Marc G (10/08/2007)
"Who put a hot pepper in our garage?" - Marc G (10/08/2007)
commercial
"God, don't you know Charlotte M?" - Marc G (10/08/2007)
the mc donalds commercial
"Can I say something really stupid?" "Don't you always?" - Brian C & Marc G (10/08/2007)
"I would not go to your party if you wear short shorts." - Marc G (10/06/2007)
bri should dress as the dude from reno 911
"Those better be real swords and spears..." - Marc G (10/06/2007)
picking out a halloween costume, $800+ for a spartin
"Do you like to be spanked? ...Oh! Missed!" - Marc G (10/04/2007)
he was wipping his belt
"That makes me want to touch you in all the right places... like here..." - Marc G (10/02/2007)
he touched me on my head
"Hey, do you wanna come home with me and watch me shave my nuts?" - Marc G (10/02/2007)
pick up line?
"Uh, that man don't know how to shave, have you seen his face?" - Marc G (10/02/2007)
talking about my bri bri
"We're trying to put it in together..." - Marc G (10/02/2007)
"Uh, press A." "No, I want you to see it." - Marc G & Brian C (10/01/2007)
wii
"She probably has a splinter." - Marc G (10/01/2007)
jen thought she broke her toe
"Wait, I know how to end this..." - Marc G (10/01/2007)
was teasing me by licking a candy bar, then he bit it
"How is he supposed to tell if they are still good? Ask them?" - Marc G (10/01/2007)
oreo cookies
"Thank you, baby." "You're welcome, sweet heart." - Marc G & Brian C (10/01/2007)
"I gotta get my pussy back, God." - Marc G (09/30/2007)
we went to dc to get his cat back!
"I'd be scared if that guy got me pregnant." - Marc G (09/30/2007)
knocked up
"You throw rocks at my window, I'll throw paint balls at your face!" - Marc G (09/30/2007)
"Pixies and faeries..." "Naked men." - Marc G & Janny M (09/28/2007)
what i should think about
"That's gonna be a home run." - Marc G (09/13/2007)
it wasn't
"Could you be quiet right now? I'd like to hear the grass grow." - Marc G (09/12/2007)
"Well it needs to get out of my ass and into my I pod." - Marc G (09/12/2007)
"She's hot." "Could have had a V eight." - Janny M & Marc G (09/11/2007)
some non attractive woman, he smacked me in the head b4 could have had a v 8
"Where's the curve?" "I don't know." - Janny M & Marc G (09/11/2007)
"Go go go!" "Go out of bounds?" - Marc G & Shawn R (09/09/2007)
"Why are we talking about Tony Romo in the bedroom?" - Marc G (09/09/2007)
"That guy was just driving around with trash on his roof and his windshield." "Yeah, I've seen that guy." - Marc G & Shawn R (09/08/2007)
"See what you get when you root for injuries?" - Marc G (09/06/2007)
"You already said that, Madden." "He has Alzheimer's, leave him alone." - Janny M & Marc G (09/06/2007)
"The couch just gave birth to Shiane." - Marc G (09/04/2007)
"Aw, we didn't get to see anything... Bastards!" - Marc G (09/03/2007)
"Nice throw." - Marc G (09/03/2007)
jen messed up w/ the swinging error in wii bowling
"Oh, he got caught in the cup, come on chicken!" - Marc G (09/02/2007)
"You'd forget your head!" "No, that's in my pants." - Janny M & Marc G (08/28/2007)
"After the snap, false start." - Marc G (08/27/2007)
"Aw! Interception!" - Marc G (08/26/2007)
we were watching baseball lol
"Oh, I'm supposed to have clothes on?" - Marc G (08/21/2007)
"Hey, watch your f**ken mouth, there's f**ken children around." - Marc G (08/21/2007)
lol
"I'll call the police." "You don't know where I live." - Brian C & Marc G (08/20/2007)
lol
"I don't have f**ken dirt in my mouth... it's like saying I f**ken cuss too much, what the f**k?" - Marc G (08/20/2007)
"Oh, I know where it was... it was when they were playing the high school teams." - Marc G (08/18/2007)
the announcer was saying how good the cardinals have been
"It's against the raiders... what do you mean they're doing so well?" - Marc G (08/18/2007)
"In coins? F**k no." - Marc G (08/13/2007)
a subway commercial where they're like u could win a hundred thousand dollars
"Dude, you took the river of death and you drained it." - Marc G (08/11/2007)
"Why is he focusing on the guy? That's creepy." - Marc G (08/11/2007)
"It's an old pen." - Marc G (08/11/2007)
"That's mean." "And disgusting, and wrong on so many levels... you're fired." - Janny M & Marc G (08/11/2007)
"Puppy!" "That's a wolf." - Janny M & Marc G (08/10/2007)
"It's funny." "So is your face." "I know, you tell me everyday." - Marc G & Janny M (08/10/2007)
"Cause I smell like fabreeze... it's throwing off my concentration." - Marc G (08/10/2007)
"Right between the legs... I mean pins..." - Marc G (08/10/2007)
"Moose, moose, moose." "That's a horse." - Marc G & Janny M (08/04/2007)
"I have popcorn. Why am I eating worms?" - Marc G (08/04/2007)
"We really don't need to hear you moaning while eating a chocolate bar." - Marc G (08/02/2007)
"I this, I that... Me, me, me." - Marc G (08/02/2007)
"You're the one howling at the moon." - Marc G (08/02/2007)
"Oh, you had pizza?" "No, not that kind of pizza." - Janny M & Marc G (07/29/2007)
lol
"You mean feathers?" - Marc G (07/29/2007)
size t's fur???
"I don't wanna eat popcorn anymore." - Marc G (07/25/2007)
the chevy commercial where the cars pop up from popcorn
"Uh, why are the stairs to heaven going down?" - Marc G (07/25/2007)
the freeky movie the number 23
"I hope it's not sixteen... then they'd be like 'That's too big, I don't wanna deal with it.'" - Marc G (07/24/2007)
"Damn it get down." "That's the first time I ever heard someone say that." - Janny M & Marc G (07/24/2007)
my recliner
"Why is a guy singing about another guy?" - Marc G (07/21/2007)
"Brian, you have a soft head." - Marc G (07/21/2007)
"Oops, I pushed C." - Marc G (07/19/2007)
lol, after the answer is A on 1 vs 100
"Oh, where are we going to put our chairs?" "I said, though the window." - Jen R & Marc G (07/12/2007)
"That's so sweet, oh my Gawd." - Marc G (07/12/2007)
said in a valley girl/girly voice
"Bluetooth is actually..." "An alien device..." "Created by a creature named bluetooth." - Brian C & Marc G & Shawn R (07/12/2007)
"Oh, in your face, uh!" - Marc G (07/08/2007)
"You're a loser." "Yeah." - Janny M & Marc G (07/08/2007)
"Where was there a Mangler one?" - Marc G (07/07/2007)
looking on on demand, they had mangler II
"What?" "What?" - Janny M & Marc G (07/06/2007)
said at the same time, bri got a ball in the pocket, it was shocking
"One day you're going to flip." "I'm in complete control..." - Janny M & Marc G (07/06/2007)
just as he said that, he tripped lol
"Was everybody's nipples hard back then?" - Marc G (07/03/2007)
300
"This reminds me of Operation Dumbo Drop." - Marc G (07/03/2007)
"I gotta go to the bathroom." "Go over the balcony." "I'm not drunk enough." - Shawn R & Marc G (07/03/2007)
"Ahh, red light!" "It's yellow." - Jen R & Marc G (06/30/2007)
"You almost hit the beer." "Oh, that's bad." - Shawn R & Marc G (06/29/2007)
"Daisy?" "Daisy?" "Shut up!" - Shawn R & Marc G & Jen R (06/23/2007)
we were playing mario party 8... what a boring game!
"Right on the strawberries... they'll break its fall." - Marc G (06/18/2007)
drop the chair on the strawberries lol
"Who put a curb there?" "Yeah, that used to be me." - Marc G & Mandy S (06/15/2007)
"My head over my foot... Watch I can do it!" - Marc G (06/13/2007)