Jen R's Quotes
Jen R has made 548 quotes!
"I saw you put it in your mouth." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (08/23/2024)
molly and taking a pill
"I know how big it is..." - Jen R (04/03/2024)
she did not defend shawn's honor there
"You're not gonna die on me, are you?" "Only God willing." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/22/2024)
he was coughing
"Is it fun touching another man's penis?" "Yeah. Super fun." - Jen R & Shawn R (06/30/2023)
"I don't know what I'm talking about." "We can tell." - Jen R & Shawn R (06/16/2023)
"Mother flowers!" - Jen R (03/18/2023)
instead of the other mother... in front of her kid
"You and I are gonna sit down and watch that s**t." "The hell we are. I watch horror movies..." - Shawn R & Jen R (02/28/2023)
he was talking about a horror movie
"I'll bear your ass bear." - Jen R (02/28/2023)
i didn't know what that means...
"I got a wedgy." - Jen R (01/27/2023)
"I'm gonna pee myself!" - Jen R (10/08/2022)
wouldn't be the first time!
"Are you even listening?" "Huh?" - Janny M & Jen R (10/08/2022)
"I'm up to three deer so far." "So far?" - Jen R & Janny M (08/12/2022)
how many deer she's hit
"That car is still in one piece." "Yeah, the mechanics did a fantastic job." - Jen R & Brian C (07/29/2022)
how often jen gets in car accidents
"You can continue." "I'm done now." - Shawn R & Jen R (07/29/2022)
first time for everything
"I'd rather be a dumb ass than a smart ass." - Jen R (07/15/2022)
"There's my pretty baby girl." "Get away from me!" - Jen R & Molly R (05/28/2022)
"I'm giving my mouth a break." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (05/27/2022)
"...It's like black out conditions..." "White out." - Jen R & Shawn R (04/16/2022)
"What does that make Penny? A whore?" "Yes. Penny's a whore." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/26/2022)
cause lando is a player
"Well where do you want me?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (03/11/2022)
she was getting in the way of the telescope
"It comes apart in like three different ways." "Yeah, that's what all grinders do." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/11/2022)
"I know you b***hes aren't taking all the f**king warmth.... I'm coming." - Jen R (03/11/2022)
fire
"Brian was making fun of me basically." "Okay, that's a usual night." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/11/2022)
"Did you find your thingy?" "Yes, it was in my bra." - Brian C & Jen R (02/27/2022)
"Set as wallpaper!" - Jen R (02/26/2022)
a picture from our night out
"Aww, Lando, you can spend the night with Penny... That didn't sound right." - Jen R (02/13/2022)
"...Can't say the words cause my daughter's here." - Jen R (02/13/2022)
"Hey miss galaxy..." - Jen R (02/13/2022)
molly
"Oh, I don't think so." "Would you stop giving a dog attitude?" - Jen R & Shawn R (02/13/2022)
"Okay, I need to go to the E R." "Yeah, you'll wait until after half time." - Jen R & Shawn R (02/13/2022)
eminem, dr dre, all the folks
"It's not wine. It's a margarita with vodka." - Jen R (02/13/2022)
"Technically I'm an idiot." - Jen R (01/14/2022)
"At least Rosy wasn't hurt." - Jen R (01/14/2022)
her car
"There are some very stupid people out there, honey." "No, there aren't." - Jen R & Shawn R (11/05/2021)
to get ones dick slammed in a door
"I don't even know how bad my vision is." "Bad enough to hit a fire hydrant, a deer, a guard rail..." - Jen R & Brian C (10/22/2021)
"I hung out with a lot of bad people in high school." "I know. Your dad arrested half of them." - Jen R & Brian C (10/22/2021)
"My nipples are gonna be hard after this." - Jen R (07/30/2021)
the water was cold
"You want me to take my clothes off so you can kiss my ass? - Jen R (07/16/2021)
"Damn it. It won't fit... Let me guess... That's what she said." - Jen R (07/16/2021)
the chair through the deck
"Why are we in the garage?" "Cause it's f**king warm." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/16/2021)
"I want a reattachment." - Jen R (07/05/2021)
jen was hooked up to bri & i and we splashed her a lot
"Forty percent? what are you trying to get wasted tonight?" "Yeah." "Alright then!" - Jen R & Brian C (07/02/2021)
gray goose... and he did!
"I can get breast implants." "No, you're not cause I'm not paying for them." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/02/2021)
"It's too wide." "That's what he said." "Damn it." - Jen R & Janny M & Shawn R (04/17/2021)
he wanted to say it
"Wait. Who said weed?" - Jen R (04/17/2021)
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"What the f**k? Where's the hole?" "That's what he said." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/26/2021)
"Molly, do you have a drink?" "I've got water. Thanks." - Jen R & Paul H (03/12/2021)
she was asking molly
"I don't want them to hit the cars." "Yeah, they're bean bags." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/12/2021)
"...He's gray and falling apart." "He's not gray!" - Brian C & Jen R (02/12/2021)
shawn
"John Jacob Jingle-Hiemer Smith. His name is my name, too." "My God. Kill me now." - Jen R & Shawn R (09/11/2020)
"Eh who who. My poor drink." - Jen R (08/01/2020)
"That's funny but it's sad." - Jen R (06/12/2020)
"Don't... Do that!" - Jen R (06/12/2020)
bri pretending to throw a ball at jen
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"I'm not stoned. I still know what I'm doing." - Jen R (03/14/2020)
"Excuse me." - Jen R (03/14/2020)
"Please don't touch his penis." - Jen R (03/14/2020)
to shawn
"Molly, we don't hit the dog." "That's right. You hit the Molly." - Jen R & Brian C (02/14/2020)
"Where are they?" "Maybe they're bringing back hookers." - Jen R & Janny M (02/07/2020)
bri & shawn went to get pizza
"Hookers?" - Jen R (02/07/2020)
"Okay, take it out." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (02/07/2020)
"Shawn, be quick. I need to pee." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (02/07/2020)
"She smacked my a*s." "Yeah." - Jen R & Shawn R (02/07/2020)
"Looks like poop." - Jen R (01/03/2020)
"You know Molly." - Jen R (12/24/2019)
her behavior sometimes
"Will it fit?" "That's what she said." "What?" - Jen R & Brian C (12/24/2019)
"Can't we all just get along?" - Jen R (12/24/2019)
shawn burped afterward
"You called me crash?" "Yeah. How many cars in a three month period?" - Jen R & Shawn R (11/23/2019)
"What is this? A porn?" - Jen R (11/23/2019)
we were going to watch sex drive
"You done? Go give it... to Daddy..." - Jen R (10/26/2019)
molly gave it to her during it
"I think you should only handle one project at a time, Shawn." - Jen R (10/26/2019)
"Shawn, what the f**k are we listening to?" - Jen R (10/26/2019)
gerbil song
"I don't drive in the dark..." "Or in the light..." - Jen R & Brian C (07/06/2019)
"Honey, my tatas are wet." "I'll dry them off for ya." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/06/2019)
"You a*shole!" - Jen R (06/01/2019)
the basketball rolled into the street
"I'm not on my phone. I'm eating Sour Patch Kids." - Jen R (06/01/2019)
"I think it's time for us to replace this deck." "Are you gonna become a prostitute to pay for it?" - Jen R & Shawn R (06/01/2019)
"You never know. You might win something." "Except booty." - Jen R & Brian C (05/03/2019)
"Dude, I'm already wet enough." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (05/03/2019)
it was raining outside
"They're there. They're just small." - Jen R (01/19/2019)
"Babe. He's making fun of my boobs!" - Jen R (01/19/2019)
"What happened to that Honda?" "I destroyed that Honda." - Brian C & Jen R (01/19/2019)
"Now my pants are wet." - Jen R (01/19/2019)
she got pizza stuff on her pants
"I'm three dicks." - Jen R (01/19/2019)
"What about next Friday?" - Jen R (01/19/2019)
they were talking about the movie
"It's just poop." - Jen R (11/30/2018)
bird poop on their chair
"I do not have a sex toy collection." - Jen R (11/30/2018)
"I will end up falling on my face and breaking a bone..." - Jen R (11/03/2018)
if she went down the hill of their yard
"Sounds like he's from Australia." "Cranky!" - Janny M & Jen R (11/03/2018)
"I don't know but now I have to pee so that bathroom better not stink." - Jen R (11/03/2018)
bri went in there
"Now my a*s hurts." - Jen R (11/03/2018)
shawn spanked it
"My a*s f**king hurts." - Jen R (11/03/2018)
shawn spanked it
"She likes those boogers." - Jen R (10/06/2018)
we got molly booger candy
"Really?" - Jen R (10/06/2018)
woman is supposed to open beer for men; a joke
"Well we're gonna have sex but I'm not sure if I'm gonna be all into it." - Jen R (09/28/2018)
"It's too wide for me." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (09/08/2018)
"My boobs itch." "Yours too?" - Jen R & Brian C (08/25/2018)
"Like the!" - Jen R (08/25/2018)
sorting out cah cards; all the 'the's
"Hey that kinky is hitting me fast." - Jen R (07/21/2018)
"I need another shot of kinky." - Jen R (07/21/2018)
we had to cut her off
"My boob won't explode on me." - Jen R (07/21/2018)
she keeps her lighter in her bra
"Remind me to call Lowes." "What? Do they sell beer now?" - Jen R & Brian C (07/03/2018)
"I can still feel it." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (07/03/2018)
"I'm not skinny dipping in my daughter's pool." - Jen R (07/03/2018)
"I'm not getting naked again." - Jen R (07/03/2018)
impressive
"I match my beer now." - Jen R (06/22/2018) (pic)
she got sunburned
"It also makes you look like you have huge tits." "Awesome!" - Brian C & Jen R (06/22/2018)
"It better not be wet." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (06/22/2018)
her chair
"Are you talking to another trucker?" - Jen R (06/22/2018)
"Shawn, I don't wanna take my clothes off." - Jen R (06/22/2018)
"You don't mind when I play with your nipples during sex." "...Want some popcorn?" - Shawn R & Jen R (05/25/2018)
"So you're saying I'll have a waz up vagina?" - Jen R (05/25/2018)
"I fell on my left shoulder." "The one that's hurt?" "My right shoulder." - Shawn R & Jen R (05/25/2018)
"They should have a service that delivers beer." "They really should." - Janny M & Jen R (04/29/2018)
"I have to delete that penis now." - Jen R (04/29/2018)
"Shut the f**k up. I'm special." - Jen R (03/03/2018)
yep
"Are you trying to light the garage on fire?" "Yeah, with a pizza crust." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/03/2018)
he threw his pizza crust & it hit the wall; bad, inaccurate throw
"I've never used one of these before..." - Jen R (12/23/2017)
a thing we gave her for christmas
"It's... big..." - Jen R (12/23/2017)
"Shut up, you horny!" - Jen R (12/01/2017)
"My grammy's getting a new couch because the old one doesn't accompany her body." - Jen R (10/14/2017)
"I can't think of something that I've never done." - Jen R (10/14/2017)
never have i ever drinking game
"It won't come out." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (10/14/2017)
"There's no cars coming..." - Jen R (10/14/2017)
a car went by as she said that
"You gotta give him road head." "She's driving!" - Jen R & Brian C & Shawn R (09/23/2017)
she's driving said at the same time
"In the Navy... I don't know the words." - Jen R (09/15/2017)
"They're Eagle straws." - Jen R (09/09/2017)
bri wanted a straw for his drink
"It's a little nipply out tonight." - Jen R (09/09/2017)
yes she said nipply
"Now my hands are all sticky." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (09/09/2017)
whip cream
"Breast stroke?" - Jen R (09/01/2017)
"Uhhh!" - Jen R (09/01/2017)
the last quote
"Becky says the taste like wine." - Jen R (09/01/2017)
"You're killing me, Janis." - Jen R (09/01/2017)
"It's not that big, Shawn..." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (08/05/2017)
"You want my tatas?" - Jen R (08/04/2017)
"See. I can use hers too." - Jen R (08/04/2017)
becky's boobs
"My fingers are caught in your crotch." - Jen R (08/04/2017)
"Don't touch it!" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (07/28/2017)
"If you guys don't shut the f**k up I will f**k you up." - Jen R (07/14/2017)
"You got me one?" - Jen R (07/14/2017)
shawn put a beer in front of her & she thought he only got 1 beer
"A swing set?" - Jen R (07/14/2017)
lol
"Ou, a quarter!" - Jen R (07/08/2017)
"They've been in there ea while..." - Jen R (07/08/2017)
eating wheat thins
"Damn it now I can't see my bowl." - Jen R (07/08/2017)
too dark to see cereal
"Janis and I will sit here and mingle." - Jen R (07/03/2017)
"And spoon..." - Jen R (07/03/2017)
"F**k the coke, man." - Jen R (07/03/2017)
she poured her coke out when she had a taste of my drink
"How bad is it?" "...It's a bush." - Janny M & Jen R (07/03/2017)
"Haha!" - Jen R & Janny M (07/03/2017)
"Jen wants another baby." "You have to have sex for that." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/03/2017)
"Not completely tipsy." "He's drunk." - Brian C & Jen R (06/17/2017)
"It's not gonna light. It's too wet." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (06/17/2017)
"I forgot they were in there." - Jen R (06/17/2017)
coins in her bra
"Put your mouth on the hole." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brian C (06/17/2017)
"My God I've never seen one that big before." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (06/17/2017)
misquito eater
"I'm gonna have to take it all off." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brian C (06/09/2017)
"Smashing Pumpkins..." - Jen R (06/09/2017)
wrong artist
"You gotta shave your a*s." "Are you gonna do it cause I can't?" - Jen R & Shawn R (06/09/2017)
"Wow I can't see my bowl." - Jen R (06/09/2017)
too dark to see cereal
"Those strawberries look a little limp." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (05/27/2017)
"Oh my God I want you to go to bed." - Jen R (05/13/2017)
molly
"A lot of s**t got moved..." - Jen R (05/05/2017)
cause they moved
"Don't let Molly get a hold of that pepperoni, Shawn..." - Jen R (05/05/2017)
she thought it had an adult substance in it
"No, I like it creamy." - Jen R (04/22/2017)
"She's not the brightest bulb in the box." "No, I'm not." - Janny M & Jen R (04/07/2017)
"They don't know about it." "They will." - Janny M & Jen R (04/07/2017)
their heating unit makes noises
"They're soft because I washed them." - Jen R (03/24/2017)
her boobs
"This backyard has to be presentable." "Don't worry. You won't be here." - Jen R & Brian C (02/18/2017)
people coming to see their house
"I'm gonna buy another fire pit tomorrow." "Why?" "So it doesn't look like a*s." - Shawn R & Jen R (02/18/2017)
"Is she safe?" "Yes and so are the rest of us because Shawn's driving." - Jen R & Brian C (02/04/2017)
"Will it come up?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (01/13/2017)
accidental paint on the floor
"I wouldn't have eaten it if they weren't good." - Jen R (01/07/2017)
snack i brought over
"Smooth my a*s. That s**t is not smooth." - Jen R (01/07/2017)
gray goose
"It took them four days and a lot of my b***hing." - Jen R (12/15/2016)
to plow their court
"Jen will speak her mind." - Jen R (12/15/2016)
"I put three chairs out." "There's four of us." - Jen R & Brian C (12/09/2016)
chairs by the fire
"Hey crazy child I created six years ago..." - Jen R (11/06/2016)
"Why are you eating a pepper?" "Cause I don't have carrots." - Jen R & Shawn R (11/05/2016)
"Maybe you should light the wood on fire." "What? With a lighter?" - Jen R & Shawn R (10/14/2016)
"We need more wood." "That's what she said." - Shawn R & Brian C & Jen R (10/14/2016)
brian & jen said twss at the same time
"Penny, your tail is like a weapon." - Jen R (09/24/2016)
"I know how to wash my face in the morning." - Jen R (09/23/2016)
yay!
"You kinda forced it on me..." - Jen R (09/02/2016)
"Come on, man." "Last time I checked I had woman parts!" "Come on, woman." - Janny M & Jen R (09/02/2016)
"That would be a good song to give birth to." - Jen R (09/02/2016)
push it
"I chewed mine then I swallowed it." - Jen R (08/26/2016)
jello shot
"Oh look. My lighter was in my bra the whole f**king time." - Jen R (07/16/2016)
"Not only was my pants wet but my a*s was wet." - Jen R (07/16/2016)
"My a*s is wet again!" - Jen R (07/16/2016)
"What are you doing?" "Taking a shot of beer." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/16/2016)
"It's a little tart." - Jen R (06/24/2016)
making her ewww face
"How did Wiki... Yeah that's gorgeous." - Jen R (06/24/2016)
shawn giving her the goat
"I missed a step." - Jen R (06/04/2016)
she fell
"I said parked." - Jen R (04/29/2016)
"Oh no, my dear." - Jen R (04/29/2016)
"It's five fingered breath punch?" - Jen R (04/29/2016)
the name of the band
"You guys need to say stuff that's funny." "B***h I'm trying." - Janny M & Jen R (04/29/2016)
"What? I'm a little bi when I get high." - Jen R (04/29/2016)
"Oh, this is a race now?" - Jen R (04/02/2016)
trying to keep up with bri bri
"Where's the rest of your wood, Shawn?" - Jen R (04/02/2016)
"Look, I'm not the smartest crayon in the box." - Jen R (03/12/2016)
"Why you gotta poke it?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (03/12/2016)
"Are you horny, Janis?" "Eh.." - Jen R & Janny M (03/04/2016)
"I just got in a fight with toilet paper." - Jen R (03/04/2016)
"Well that doesn't give him the right to steal s**t." "Duh. That's why he's serving a sentence." - Jen R & Brian C (03/04/2016)
"It's that something we'd have to go through the H O A for?" "Not if it's retractable." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Brad F & Janny M (03/04/2016)
"I guess I have to vacuum down here again tomorrow." "It's called owning a home... and O C D." - Jen R & Janny M (01/08/2016)
"Let's all try to be adults now." "Uh, have we met?" - Jen R & Brian C (01/08/2016)
"Does that mean you're going to f**k me later?" - Jen R (01/08/2016)
"If you wanna know who's stronger than who..." - Jen R (01/08/2016)
jen telling a story or arguing or something
"I like your stick." - Jen R (12/11/2015)
to shawn
"No. They got a lot more wood than that." - Jen R (12/11/2015)
"Can you not b***h for like five minutes?" "I'll think about it." - Shawn R & Jen R (11/13/2015)
"Hahaha. Not funny." - Jen R (11/13/2015)
"I have a quota to keep." - Jen R (11/13/2015)
"Nipples?" - Jen R (11/13/2015)
"I wasn't licking..." - Jen R (10/24/2015)
"Hay there!" - Jen R (10/24/2015)
i threw hay at her
"I'm sorry. Don't shoot me." - Jen R (09/18/2015)
"What's real cheese to you then?" "Cheese out of a can, of course." - Jen R & Janny M (09/18/2015)
jen was asking shawn
"I'm sure every N F L team has their own... um..." "Color?" - Jen R & Janny M (09/18/2015)
"That's what Shawn said." - Jen R (09/05/2015)
jen should work at tilted kilt
"So how do you pull it out?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (09/05/2015)
"Y'all are f**ked up." - Jen R (09/05/2015)
"She's getting in the wrong deck." "Wouldn't be the first time." Shut up, Janis." - Shawn R & Janny M & Jen R (08/15/2015)
"The water is so murky you can't see s**t." "That's not a riptide." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/18/2015)
talking about the water in ocean city
"And then I had a wad of sand down my coochie." - Jen R (07/18/2015)
last summer when her top came off in the water
"Isn't it great though just having sex though?" - Jen R (07/03/2015)
"Why does every drink I drink taste like peppermint?" - Jen R (06/13/2015)
i was putting moonshine in it
"Now Jen's gonna smell like beer." "Jen smells like beer anyway." - Jen R & Janny M (06/12/2015)
i spilled beer on her
"Ah! Your son is beating me up." - Jen R (05/08/2015)
to mitch
"My lilacs!" - Jen R (05/08/2015)
kids throwing the ball in her garden
"This mama ain't doing nothing tonight." "S**t, yeah, you are." - Jen R & Shawn R (05/08/2015)
jen's gonna work some... you know?
"Are you trying to get boogie with it?" - Jen R (04/18/2015)
what?
"I got plenty of wax." "Yeah, in your ears." - Jen R & Janny M (04/11/2015)
"Guess what? I'm really drunk." - Jen R (04/11/2015)
as usual?
"I have a cigarette." - Jen R (03/13/2015)
why she couldn't help with something... then she dropped it
"It's raining, it's pouring. The old man is snoring." "Shawn's not snoring." "F**k you." - Jen R & Brian C & Shawn R (03/13/2015)
"That's the perfect song to make love to." "It's raining, it's pouring?" - Jen R & Brian C (03/13/2015)
"No we're going to be up f**king for a while." - Jen R (03/13/2015)
"We'll rape our husbands tonight." - Jen R (02/28/2015)
"Mommy, Daddy, what are you doing? Having oral sex, honey." - Jen R (02/28/2015)
in her daughters voice
"I can see my breath." "That's cause you're smoking." - Jen R & Brian C (01/24/2015)
"Shawn, I'm missing a card." "You have three, Jen." - Jen R & Shawn R (01/24/2015)
she thought she was playing... it was just the 4 of us
"If she has diarrhea are you going to clean it up?" "Yeah." - Jen R & Shawn R (01/24/2015)
he was really excited about that possibility
"Now I need a cigarette after that." - Jen R (01/24/2015)
seeing bri's butt
"What do I look like a jungle gym?" - Jen R (01/10/2015)
molly climbing on her
"I'm just saying that for the next time, baby." "So another two weeks." - Jen R & Brian C (01/10/2015)
the next time they have sex
"We only got twenty minutes, okay?" - Jen R (01/10/2015)
until molly is put to bed
"Dakota can you move your a*s?" "She said the same thing about you." - Jen R & Brian C (01/10/2015)
"I used to be able to do that." - Jen R (01/10/2015)
"Brian, how wet are you?" "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (12/26/2014)
his chair was wet
"They can go kiss my a*s cause they're good." - Jen R (12/26/2014)
mike's hard strawberry lemonade
"Put a stick in it." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (12/26/2014)
the fire
"Don't fill me up this time, please." "That's what she said." - Jen R & Janny M (11/29/2014)
"What would happen if I threw alcohol on the fire?" "Depends on the proof." - Jen R & Shawn R (11/29/2014)
"Give him some pe... pussy." "Did you almost say penis?" - Jen R & Shawn R (11/29/2014)
"And this banana bread... Umm!" - Jen R (11/29/2014)
"Well go upstairs and get that article and cut it out." - Jen R (11/08/2014)
one little article to start the fire... wow
"I must have had a whole glass." "Wow, a whole glass!" - Jen R & Janny M & Brian C (11/08/2014)
me & bri said the last at the same time... a whole glass of wine
"We should have an orgasm." - Jen R (11/08/2014)
"No, he wanted it deeper." "That's what she said." "Why, I even got that." - Brian C & Janny M & Jen R (11/08/2014)
"Let's go and get another dog tomorrow." - Jen R (11/08/2014)
lol
"Poor Janis. Do you need me to make them feel better later?" - Jen R (10/11/2014)
jen hit me in the chest
"Oh my God. I love alcohol!" - Jen R (10/11/2014)
yea we know
"Oh s**t!" "What? Did you leave your vibrator in the freezer?" - Jen R & Brian C (10/04/2014)
"Okay. I don't know what day Thanksgiving is on." - Jen R (10/04/2014)
wow
"Is that all you care about is if you get pussy?" - Jen R (10/04/2014)
"Cause lithium doesn't mix well with lithium." - Jen R (10/04/2014)
okay...
"Guardians of the galaxy..." - Jen R (08/15/2014)
it's not
"I got a headache." "That's because you're drinking." "No it's because you're talking." - Shawn R & Jen R & Janny M (08/15/2014)
"He wants to... you know..." "F**k?" "Well not only that." - Jen R & Janny M (08/15/2014)
"Julius says no alcohol on global..." "Give me another taste then." - Shawn R & Jen R (08/15/2014)
"Maybe if I get drunk enough I'll play with your dick later." - Jen R (07/18/2014)
"That's my stripping money for later." - Jen R (07/18/2014)
"Maybe I can switch positions with you?" - Jen R (07/18/2014)
"We have shot glasses." "It's beer." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/18/2014)
"You only live five miles away." "I don't care. That's enough." - Jen R & Caitlin Si (07/05/2014)
"My visibility went from zero to nothing." - Jen R (07/05/2014)
an amazing feat
"Where the f**k are my cheesits?" - Jen R (06/21/2014)
we moved them
"Kiss my condom a*s." - Jen R (06/21/2014)
"You can't just have just two of those." - Jen R (06/21/2014)
poorly timed holocaust jokes
"I do?" - Jen R (06/21/2014)
she wants the hedgehog pornstar dildo
"But then my feet will get cold." "With a flip flop?" - Jen R & Shawn R (06/21/2014)
we were saying if anyone touched their phone they had to take off an article of clothing
"Sometimes you gotta feel some nuts." "I think you just made me lose my appetite." - Janny M & Jen R (04/19/2014)
"The anus?" "Yes, the other spot the penis goes." - Jen R & Brian C (04/19/2014)
"If you bark, I kill." - Jen R (03/01/2014)
talking to dekota
"That's as far as you're going." - Jen R (01/26/2014)
"What are you doing getting beaten up by a three year old?" - Jen R (01/04/2014)
"Can mommy have a shot? ...Of vodka?" - Jen R (01/04/2014)
molly walking around giving people shots with her toy needle
"That's some cold glass and now my nipples are hard." - Jen R (01/04/2014)
flashing shawn outside
"Listen homie." "You're fricken white." - Jen R & Shawn R (01/04/2014)
"Win or lose, it's not gonna happen again." - Jen R (01/04/2014)
shawn getting lucky
"Can I help you?" "Yes." - Jen R & Shawn R (12/28/2013)
"What are you talking about?" "Nothing, Jen. Go back inside." - Jen R & Shawn R (10/12/2013)
"I'm not even going to say what I was gonna say." - Jen R (10/12/2013)
"I have to pee." "So. You know where to go." - Jen R & Butch R (10/12/2013)
"Molly, be careful." "That's right. Don't take driving lessons from your mom." - Jen R & Brian C (05/27/2013)
"That's not funny." "Yeah, it is." - Jen R & Shawn R & Brian C (05/27/2013)
the thing i said, 'yeah it is' said at the same time
"Who gave you the worm?" - Jen R (05/27/2013)
"Get in the street." - Jen R (05/27/2013)
molly, who is to get out of the street, not in the street
"Oh my God. You have some of the weirdest eating habits, child. Where did you get them from?" - Jen R (04/20/2013)
bri & i pointed to jen
"I gotta wash my hands. They smell like crab." - Jen R (04/20/2013)
"Deer resistant flowers?" - Jen R (04/20/2013)
"She doesn't run like a normal person." - Jen R (04/20/2013)
her daughter
"You need something hard." "That's what he said." - Jen R & Janny M (04/20/2013)
"We don't know what time home dawg is gonna be up." - Jen R (04/20/2013)
their daughter
"This isn't the boonies." "Yeah, we got a Walmart!" - Jen R & Shawn R (03/03/2012)
"Why are we talking about my boobs?" - Jen R (03/03/2012)
"Do you want to strip your daughter?" "That just doesn't sound right." - Jen R & Erika Sl (03/12/2011)
"You idiotic, crack headed, retarded dog." - Jen R (11/13/2010)
"Where's Shiane's food?" "It's in her stomach." - Shawn R & Jen R (03/20/2010)
dekota ate it
"This is also a padded shirt, but yes, my boobs have grown." - Jen R (03/20/2010)
she's prego
"The boobies are sore." "The boobies are always sore. I never get to touch them." - Jen R & Shawn R (10/28/2009)
"But I need it before the twenty seventh of December." "Yeah, when's Christmas?" - Jen R & Shawn R (10/10/2009)
"Can I come to the bathroom with you?" - Jen R (10/09/2009)
with shawn
"You better put that laundry away or I'm going to spank you." "Is it going to be a good spanking?" - Jen R & Shawn R (09/25/2009)
"No, we're not going to have f**k time like we did last night." "Wait, I wasn't here last night!" - Jen R & Shawn R (09/25/2009)
LMAO!
"I'm wearing white and I spilled coke all over my boobs." - Jen R (09/18/2009)
"Lucy in the sky with diamonds... I want another diamond." - Jen R (09/18/2009)
"Shiane, get out of his legs." - Jen R (09/12/2009)
"Do they have any copies?" "Uh, what do you think I'm holding?" - Jen R & Shawn R (09/11/2009)
copies of dance flick at blockbuster
"Which really pissed me off because I was a mechanic in a mansion." - Jen R (09/07/2009)
the life game we played last week
"I smell s**t... Unless it's gas." - Jen R (09/05/2009)
"These shrimp taste like s**t." "That you've actually tasted s**t before to compare is actually quite impressive." - Brian C & Jen R (09/05/2009)
"I don't want to know about giving head." - Jen R (09/05/2009)
"Oh my God, she touched my vagina!" - Jen R (09/05/2009)
not me
"Ah! She's got her shirt off!" - Jen R (09/05/2009)
"What are we talking about?" "Oh, just listen." - Jen R & Shawn R (09/05/2009)
"Ah! I lost myself." - Jen R (08/30/2009)
"I live in a mobile home and I'm a sales person." - Jen R (08/30/2009)
"Woo... It moved." - Jen R (08/29/2009)
spider
"No sucking on the nipples." "It's not fair." - Jen R & Shawn R (08/23/2009)
"He does not look happy." "He's a horseshoe crab." - Brian C & Jen R (08/15/2009)
"That is such a racist dealership... Coons?" "I don't get it." - Shawn R & Jen R (08/15/2009)
"We have a two two, too." - Jen R (08/15/2009)
2 br 2 b lol 22,2
"I've never tried to put a hair brush up my wohoo." "That's not what you've told me." - Jen R & Shawn R (08/15/2009)
"I can't sit on my dogs crate and take a s**t." - Jen R (08/15/2009)
"I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas." "No, that's what Brian likes to eat." - Jen R & Shawn R (08/05/2009)
"Whatever I do, when I see it, I can't help but eat." "I'm trying to eat!" - Brian C & Jen R (08/05/2009)
bri was talking about a different kind of eat
"I'm usually good at Box In The Man." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
she meant man in the box
"Shawn, I'm gonna be on YouTube." "...Oh, wonderful." - Jen R & Shawn R (08/01/2009)
i got video of her doing something funky
"I ate all the Crunches." "Oh, you suck." "Uh, huh." - Jen R & Janny M (08/01/2009)
"I'm sodaly drunk." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
she meant totally
"Where's Pennsylvania?" - Jen R (08/01/2009)
they go there at least once a month
"Hey, Shawn... Is that your name?" - Jen R (08/01/2009)
her husband?
"Why is my underwear wet? Did I pee myself?" "Probably." - Jen R & Janny M (08/01/2009)
"Baby, do you want some?" "No, not really." - Jen R & Brie B (08/01/2009)
"Who's calling me? Becky cell... Becky's here..." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
haha
"I can't feel the panty line..." - Jen R (08/01/2009)
feeling up someone
"You're just as annoying." "That's not true." "Yeah, you're right. He's way better." - Janny M & Jen R & Brian C (07/27/2009)
"Kill it." "With what? With our food?" - Jen R & Janny M (07/26/2009)
there was a spider on the gas tank of the grill
"Like I said last night, you married me." "I ask myself why everyday." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/26/2009)
"I'm not special like that." "Oh, you're special." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/26/2009)
"I'm not a logical person." "We know." - Jen R & Janny M & Shawn R (07/26/2009)
last part said at the same time
"My headache won't go away." "Mine will at around 10 tonight." - Jen R & Brian C (07/26/2009)
when jen is leaving
"I'm tired of just licking and licking and licking." - Jen R (07/12/2009)
"Now I want to bite." - Jen R (07/12/2009)
her ice creame
"She was staring at your tits." "What tits?" - Shawn R & Jen R (07/10/2009)
"I'm a virgin." - Jen R (06/14/2009)
yeah right
"If anything, I'll get struck by lightening because of my giant rod." "...Huh?" - Shawn R & Jen R (06/13/2009)
"Do you wanna go see it?" - Jen R (06/12/2009)
forget what, it was a quote at the time
"I don't feel any chest hair on my chin." - Jen R (06/07/2009)
"I'm surprised you haven't stripped down to your pants." - Jen R (05/30/2009)
down to my pants???
"You were gonna smack my ass!" - Jen R (05/30/2009)
bri
"My violent tendencies?" - Jen R (05/23/2009)
after she said that she started hitting bri 4 his comment
"Ah! Pee pee on my floor!" - Jen R (05/11/2009)
"Why is the door locked?" - Jen R (05/11/2009)
"Speaking of stamps..." - Jen R (05/03/2009)
stamps was mentioned in a movie we were watching
"Shut up, okay? I'm not good at math." "It shows." - Jen R & Brian C (05/03/2009)
she thought 110 times 2 is 150
"Jen, you can't expect it to stay up." "I know, but..." - Janny M & Jen R (04/25/2009)
lol, actually we were talking about her blankets
"She's the moaniest dog I've ever owned." - Jen R (04/17/2009)
shiane
"I am so blonde... Don't quote me on that." - Jen R (03/14/2009)
forgot we had more than 1 bathroom
"I'd pay to see that." "What? Six men in a tub?" - Jen R & Shawn R (03/14/2009)
"Wha, sha, bra, Brian!" - Jen R (03/06/2009)
"Is he her son?" - Jen R (03/06/2009)
august rush, duh! this was 1/2 way through the movie!
"I'm having my eye cut open." "You don't have to rub it in." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/04/2009)
jen is getting alll next week off
"Well then what are we doing with that big rod?" - Jen R (03/04/2009)
lol!
"Ugh, why is it on the floor?" "Cause you don't have a table." - Jen R & Janny M (02/25/2009)
her phone, they have no furniture anymore cause it's in the new place
"What did I hear about sex?" - Jen R (02/16/2009)
"The Amaretto Sour tastes a little..." "Sour?" - Jen R & Brian C (02/13/2009)
"I can't do it like you and Marc." - Jen R (02/13/2009)
"I don't think their elevator works." "That's why it's coming up." - Jen R & Brian C (02/08/2009)
"That's gonna be freaky." "Yeah, just a little bit..." - Janny M & Jen R (02/07/2009)
bald with a big bierd
"She smells like she's been drinking all night." - Jen R (01/31/2009)
dekota, her dog
"I'm not fabreezing my dog." - Jen R (01/31/2009)
"Honey, where's my soder?" - Jen R (01/27/2009)
"Yeah, like you but with..." "Tits, yeah." - Brian C & Jen R (01/27/2009)
"I'm sorry. I'm a bad person." - Jen R (01/24/2009)
bri should have had the front seat in the clown car
"Damn, honey!" - Jen R (01/24/2009)
shawn was doing wii fit & knocked some stuff over when stomping
"What's with dogs and beer?" - Jen R (01/19/2009)
all dogs like beer
"F**k easy." "Shawn, what are you on?" "Medium." - Shawn R & Jen R (01/16/2009)
lol only medium???
"It's the same damn phone as you and Janny and whoever else has a Voyager." - Jen R (01/13/2009)
"Woah, okay. That's how you can tell I'm drunk." - Jen R (01/11/2009)
not hard to tell
"I don't want to set my apartment on fire because I'm drunk." - Jen R (01/11/2009)
"Interception! Oh!" "...They punted." - Janny M & Jen R & Shawn R (01/11/2009)
jen & i said the first part together
"I'm sorry. Did I ruin your life?" - Jen R (01/10/2009)
if shawn didn't get married he would have gone into a program in the navy
"Can you make me an Amaretto Sour?" "It's only five!" - Jen R & Janny M (01/03/2009)
"Touchdown Atlanta." "Yeah, I heard it when it said 'Ryan fakes, fires, touchdown Atlanta'." - Jen R & Shawn R (01/03/2009)
"Go Manning, it's your birthday!" "Is it really?" - Janny M & Jen R (01/03/2009)
"I wanna do myself." - Jen R (12/19/2008)
control herself on rock band, yeah
"Why do you have that on your I pod?" "He's trying to give you a hint." - Jen R & Brian C (12/19/2008)
the song put it in your mouth
"Blah... Garble.." "Swallow." - Jen R & Shawn R (12/12/2008)
jen talking with a mouthful
"That was on expert?" "Yeah, why do you think we were failing so fast?" - Jen R & Shawn R (12/12/2008)
"Did I just hear you say Gracy Lu Freebush?" - Jen R (11/30/2008)
"Are you having fun milking my boobs?" - Jen R (11/09/2008)
"I'm gonna pull your pants down!" - Jen R (11/02/2008)
"Damn, they're ten points apart!" "Naw, is that what thirty seven minus twenty seven is?" - Jen R & Janny M (11/02/2008)
"Remember I am still blind so I can see the gestures you make." - Jen R (10/24/2008)
okay...
"Okay, I wanna buy some clothes when you're done." "Why? You're topless!" - Jen R & Shawn R (10/24/2008)
rock band
"Janis, do you have any ice?" "Yeah, it's in the refrigerator." - Jen R & Janny M (09/28/2008)
she actually checked
"Give me my phone!" - Jen R (09/27/2008)
typical screaming
"Shawn, hurry up so I can get on there." "On the computer or on Shawn?" - Jen R & Brian C (09/27/2008)
"I was the one who peed in a cup in Washington D C." - Jen R (09/19/2008)
"What comes after Aces?" - Jen R (09/19/2008)
"Now I have to go bitch to the leaning office." "Why?" "Cause she wants to bitch." - Jen R & Brian C & Shawn R (09/04/2008)
"I'm not going to wash my hands by hand when I have a dishwasher." - Jen R (09/01/2008)
lol, what?
"Aw! You bastard! ...I'm getting ripped off by a wii!" - Jen R (08/30/2008)
gypt from a strike
"Would I mind? Yeah, cause that would be disrupting my sleep." - Jen R (08/15/2008)
if shawn had sex w/ her while she was passed out (they're married)
"I don't like my microphone." "Why because it doesn't have a dent in it?" - Jen R & Shawn R (08/13/2008)
"Yeah, I want his cell phone number, Shawn. Hello?" - Jen R (08/13/2008)
"Oh s**t." "In the toilet, please." - Jen R & Brian C (08/09/2008)
"Do you wanna die? I can make that happen." "Please don't sing, it'll kill us all." - Jen R & Brian C (08/09/2008)
jen was talking to her dog
"Honey, honey? Party at our place tomorrow." "We're having a party at ours right now." - Jen R & Janny M (08/08/2008)
"If you wanna play with his penis, just pull it out." - Jen R (08/08/2008)
"You gotta use the stick!" - Jen R (08/08/2008)
"Drink it, peddle boy!" - Jen R (07/24/2008)
they got fruity drinks for brian
"You like foreplay?" "Jen just likes to get right in the action." - Jen R & Shawn R (07/24/2008)
"Shawn, am I hostile... You know what?" - Jen R (07/11/2008)
she stopped mid sentence because i think she realizes she is
"You know what pisses me off?" "Everything?" - Jen R & Janny M (07/11/2008)
"Are you done playing with your food, dear?" - Jen R (07/11/2008)
shawn ordered 2 baked potatoes & a steak, looked like uh male parts...
"Are we on meter parking?" "I don't know. Is the meter invisible?" - Jen R & Shawn R (06/20/2008)
"Is it going to be too hard for you to have sexy time tonight?" "No, I don't have to use my arm for that." - Jen R & Shawn R (06/12/2008)
he hurt his arm
"Ah, right between the boobies!" - Jen R (05/26/2008)
"I like having sex at night cause it's dark." "Yeah, that way she can't see me." - Jen R & Shawn R (05/26/2008)
"If I could afford it, I'd buy it, then turn around and sell it." "What's the point in that?" - Jen R & Janny M (05/26/2008)
shawn's parents house
"Yeah, it's kinda boring not having your husband around." "Yeah, I know." - Jen R & Marc G (05/25/2008)
"What do Kennedy and Martin Luther King have in common?" "They're black?" - Brian C & Jen R (05/15/2008)
jen is not a blonde
"Yeah, well, my foot spa is better than your massager!" - Jen R (05/10/2008)
"The question is what do I rock?" - Jen R (05/02/2008)
i told jen she rocks
"Shawn, I smell dog s**t." "Sorry..." - Jen R & Marc G (05/02/2008)
"I could blow and blow and blow and nothing will come out." - Jen R (04/25/2008)
talking about her nose
"Damn, can't get my fingers to work." "You got them to work earlier." - Shawn R & Jen R (04/19/2008)
"Do I need to prove it to you?" "No." - Jen R & Shawn R (04/18/2008)
jen talking to bri about the size of her boobs
"Honey, suck the cream." - Jen R (04/17/2008)
"I don't care, that's what a bedroom is for." - Jen R (04/12/2008)
"I love creamy stuff, Shawn." - Jen R (03/24/2008)
"Why isn't mine reclining?" "Because you have a dogs ass in front of it." - Jen R & Shawn R (03/21/2008)
"Ou! Fuzzy sippers!" - Jen R (03/15/2008)
yes, she said sippers
"Oh, we're doing dandy!" - Jen R (03/14/2008)
waitress asked how we were doing, jen was drinking
"Jeez, what were you guys hanging?" "Juice." - Brian C & Jen R (03/08/2008)
"Holy s**t that's a big apple!" - Jen R (02/08/2008)
"Come on, we're husband and wife." "No s**t." - Jen R & Shawn R (01/20/2008)
jen wants to be burried next to shawn
"No, Jen, they're making fun of you." "... Oh..." - Shawn R & Jen R (01/20/2008)
"Do you not know what a key looks like?" - Jen R (01/19/2008)
"I'm a little stuck." - Jen R (01/19/2008)
"Wa. To too Janis? No..." - Jen R (01/04/2008)
gotta get better hand writting
"But that means we have to put pants on." - Jen R (01/01/2008)
go out to eat
"Honey, look, I'm putting all dis in mai purse, okay?" - Jen R (12/30/2007)
southern accent
"Shawn, why do I keep using the word whore?" "I don't know." "Self description?" - Jen R & Shawn R & Brian C (12/24/2007)
"It's not like I'm going to look like a hooker on Christmas." - Jen R (12/24/2007)
"Well, it won't keep your ass toasty..." - Jen R (12/23/2007)
wool sweater, she said it would keep ur ass toasty
"Would you stop touching my boobs?" - Jen R (12/16/2007)
"Holly mother f**king whore." "Jen, it's wrong to talk about yourself like that." - Jen R & Brian C (12/15/2007)
"It smells like apples in here." "It's better than it smelling like ass." - Jen R & Brian C (12/15/2007)
"Ow, that was a boob." - Jen R (12/09/2007)
"F**k me in the hole." - Jen R (12/08/2007)
"No, actually, we got him the cheerleader outfit." "Yes!" - Jen R & Marc G (12/08/2007)
what jen & shawn got marc
"Oh, God, Shawn, I can't watch." - Jen R (12/08/2007)
they did attomic fire bombs
"Marc, I don't wanna see you swing it." - Jen R (12/08/2007)
"The front hole..." - Jen R (12/07/2007)
"We're going to Japanese Steakhouse." "We're going to Pennsylvania." - Marc G & Jen R (11/30/2007)
"Pretty please with sugar on top and I'll spoon with you later?" "Eww, Shawn!" - Shawn R & Jen R (11/29/2007)
"Alright, slut, you don't have to shake it." "She's a cheerleader!" - Jen R & Shawn R (11/25/2007)
"Bubby, you do not know how to do a girls hair." - Jen R (11/25/2007)
"Bubby, give me the finger." - Jen R (11/25/2007)
hmm
"I got your tongue." "Ow!" - Jen R & Shawn R (11/25/2007)
"You try having boobs and see how it feels!" "I have boobs!" - Jen R & Brian C (11/25/2007)
"Brian, I do not want to stand around here and watch you shake your ass in front of me." - Jen R (11/24/2007)
"I don't know what's so sticky." "Your ass." - Brian C & Jen R (11/24/2007)
"Where did my beer go?" "Up my butt and around the corner." "It's not going to taste very good then." - Shawn R & Jen R (11/23/2007)
"Eww, Shawn, he's putting his ass in my face." "He's trying to make me look at his ass, okay?" - Jen R & Shawn R (11/23/2007)
"You know these don't taste the greatest." - Jen R (11/19/2007)
old muffins, lol
"Holly s**t, I crooked park ed." - Jen R (11/17/2007)
"So close to the Honda." "Excuse me!" - Marc G & Jen R (11/17/2007)
playing football
"I heard that!" - Jen R (11/17/2007)
marc dissing mcnabb
"I wasn't looking at your bottle... there's nothing to look at." - Jen R (11/17/2007)
"I told Shawn we would have sex tonight but it depends on how drunk I get." - Jen R (11/17/2007)
"I have a penis." - Jen R (11/17/2007)
okay...
"I look so gay." - Jen R (11/14/2007)
"This is how we bowl... apparently not." "Ou!" - Brian C & Jen R (11/14/2007)
had 2 b there i guess, she messed up & got the error
"If you're lucky, you might get some." "Oh, it's a Wednesday!" - Jen R & Shawn R (11/14/2007)
we all know what
"Maybe I should try left handed." "Goodness knows you can't do worse." - Jen R & Brian C (11/14/2007)
"Shawn, I'm taking out the trash." "Don't forget to put that jersey in there." - Jen R & Brian C (11/11/2007)
eagles jersey
"We're not basing the pizza size on that." "Leslie, you can't base it off of penis size." - Leslie B & Jen R (11/10/2007)
"Honey, Marc's shaking his bon bon in front of me." - Jen R (11/10/2007)
"F**k you... Oh yeah. I do." - Jen R (11/10/2007)
to shawn
"It sounds like you're having an orgasm." - Jen R (11/09/2007)
"Leave the guy alone... she's in a bad mood." "Well obviously not if he texted 'something cool just happened'." - Jen R & Shawn R (11/09/2007)
"What's on sale at Giant tomorrow?" "Well, I imagine they have food." - Jen R & Brian C (11/09/2007)
"Honey, you gotta call Little Seneca." "Yeah, they're kinda closed today." - Jen R & Shawn R (11/04/2007)
it was sunday
"Okay, I take a shower every morning. How do I smell ghetto?" - Jen R (10/29/2007)
"I don't know how to use laptops very well." "It's windows!" - Jen R & Janny M (10/28/2007)
"It's all about me tonight." - Jen R (10/27/2007)
she came as a drama queen
"Why are you wearing a hat?" "Cause it comes with the outfit." - Marc G & Jen R (10/27/2007)
"I'll stay with the alcohol." - Jen R (10/27/2007)
marc & i went to mcdonalds to see if we could get a reaction out of the employees, it didn't work
"These are my hooker boots." - Jen R (10/27/2007)
"If our team wins, you might get lucky tonight." "Come on, Philly!" - Jen R & Shawn R (10/21/2007)
"Shawn? Shawn? Who can hit harder?" "You... you..." - Jen R & Shawn R (10/21/2007)
shawn said you in a quivering & scared voice
"Honey, am I gay?" - Jen R (10/13/2007)
"Oh, son of a living whore!" - Jen R (10/09/2007)
"I don't understand... These are non alcoholic drinks?" "What?" - Brian C & Jen R (10/05/2007)
"Yes, I terrorize my dogs." "That's putting it lightly." - Jen R & Brian C (09/25/2007)
"Shawn, you look ghetto." - Jen R (09/19/2007)
"In yo... oh!" - Jen R (09/19/2007)
"I don't have an inside voice." "We noticed..." - Jen R & Brian C (09/19/2007)
"I think Andy Reed's getting fat." "I think Joe Gibbs is getting old." - Jen R & Janny M (09/17/2007)
"It better not be McNabb." "Yeah, McNabb's really on defense." - Jen R & Shawn R (09/17/2007)
"I love you." "No, you don't." - Jen R & Shawn R (09/08/2007)
"And you're not even drunk." - Jen R (09/08/2007)
marc fell
"I'm not drunk." "Can we put this to a vote?" - Jen R & Brian C (09/07/2007)
"Watch out." "What are you doing?" "I'm kicking her ass." - Shawn R & Jen R (09/07/2007)
"I'm going to look like a fricken freak." "You already do." - Jen R & Janny M (09/07/2007)
"I can be loud too, trust me." - Jen R (08/26/2007)
"I want make up on my mii." - Jen R (08/10/2007)
"Ima kick her ass..." - Jen R (08/06/2007)
"He's going to be drunk by the time he goes in." "He's Mexican, no he won't." - Jen R & Shawn R (08/02/2007)
"Honey, spread your legs." - Jen R (07/25/2007)
"What are you going to do to me, Shawn?" - Jen R (07/25/2007)
"Haha." "Shut up!" - Janny M & Jen R (07/14/2007)
jen missed or something
"Oh, I got gypped out of that." "You're right, it should have been a four six split." - Jen R & Brian C (07/14/2007)
"Oh, where are we going to put our chairs?" "I said, though the window." - Jen R & Marc G (07/12/2007)
"And bowling is when he's thundering." - Jen R (07/04/2007)
"Ahh, red light!" "It's yellow." - Jen R & Marc G (06/30/2007)
"My ass hurts, holly s**t." - Jen R (06/30/2007)
how random
"If I wake up one morning and my car's not there, I'm going to be like 'Where the f**k is my car?'" - Jen R (06/29/2007)
i think anyone would be like that, you?
"Oh, you're cool now..." - Jen R (06/25/2007)
indians having water fight
"Hey s**thead, you don't live there." - Jen R (06/23/2007)
shiane was walking towards a door
"Daisy?" "Daisy?" "Shut up!" - Shawn R & Marc G & Jen R (06/23/2007)
we were playing mario party 8... what a boring game!
"Can we play a real game now?" - Jen R (06/23/2007)
we were all bored of mario pary 8... LAME!
"A chocolate what? I heard chocolate!" - Jen R (06/18/2007)
how the mayor of new orleans wanted it to be a chocolate CITY
"We need extra ice to keep the Bailey's warm." - Jen R (06/08/2007)
"Maybe we should bring the puppy out here." "Bull s**t!" - Jen R & Shawn R (06/08/2007)
"We're going to have sex, right?" - Jen R (06/07/2007)
"Now you're going to make me take my pants off!" - Jen R (06/07/2007)
"My hand hurts from pumping." - Jen R (06/03/2007)
"Ah! Oh my God! It's got wings!" - Jen R (06/01/2007)
all those bugs