Max B's Quotes

Max B has made 20 quotes!

"Watch where you're going with that thing, Allison." "I'm just running it down her leg." - Max B & Allison B (01/02/2004)

"Allison's showing her typical obsession with butts." - Max B (01/02/2004)

"Wow, that came out really stupid." - Max B (01/02/2004)

"We're here again. We've arrived at condom point." - Max B (01/02/2004)
he does have a point, condoms always come up!

"Sorry, Allison, there's no thingy involved here." - Max B (01/02/2004)

"How would he be in the top five if he wasn't alive?" - Max B (09/27/2003)

"Oh no. That's what happens when you can't drive." - Max B (09/27/2003)

"Oh, God. Allison's trying to be intelligent... we're all doomed." - Max B (09/27/2003)

"He laughed at me." That's not hard to do." - Allison B & Max B (07/25/2003)

"You know, every time I'm in a conversation with you, it's about condoms." - Max B (07/25/2003)
talking about allison, really

"That's disgusting." "That's Janis." - Max B & Janny M (07/25/2003)
ketchup?!?

"I don't wanna be like mister fallow the family." - Max B (07/25/2003)

"We could hang around the mall and be losers like we used to be." "Used to be?" - Allison B & Max B (06/05/2003)

"Shh." "Bite me." - Janny M & Max B (05/30/2003)

"I wanna laugh." "Look in the mirror." - Allison B & Max B (03/28/2003)

"Breathtaking." "In other words, she doesn't give a s**t." - Janny M & Max B (03/28/2003)

"I was just thinking." "Don't hurt yourself." "Ouch." - Janny M & Max B (03/28/2003)

"See this? It's my butt. Wanna kiss it?" - Max B (07/06/2002)

"I'm a better girl than you two girls are." - Max B (06/15/2002)

"Don't say any word bigger than 'butt'." - Max B (05/24/2002)