Ernie A's Quotes
Ernie A has made 190 quotes!
"Maybe you should clarify... I'm not seeing many noodles..." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
dimitri wanted soup with noodles
"You know when the last time I paid for porn on the internet was? ...Never!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
"So there's a penguin and he's driving along... like you do..." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
"Two people can keep a secret, Dimitri, if one of them's dead." - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
"Don't crush the bunny!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
he was saying silly stuff to get a quote
"Curse you, Berry Cup!" - Ernie A (02/02/2011)
they were closed & we wanted ice cream
"Emergency purified water... Just add water." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
survival pack
"I'm a bartender, not a mad scientist." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
dimitri's drink
"She said she wants to give you head." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
i did not!
"He's some sort of wizard!" - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
patrick's trick to not make the napkin stick to the beer glasses
"It's like drinking spaghetti sauce." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
dimitri's drink
"What is this s**t?" - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
dimitri's phone
"I'll send you a link cause I'm gonna f**k up the numbers..." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
"They gave me a strainer to pee through." - Ernie A (08/17/2010)
poor ernie has kidney stones :(
"Mmm, sacrilegious." - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
we smelled something but it was a church!
"I do have a sweet ass... It's not the first time in DC." - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
we think someone walked by & said something about ernie
"That's my stage name... Fat Brisket." - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
"Just throw cards at it." - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
the bill
"It's a good thing he doesn't have a terrorist name like Timothy McVay or Eric Rudolph." - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
the guy who opened fire at fort hood
"You're having an affair? That's cool." - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
saw dimitri & i hugging or something
"Starter beer? So I need training wheels?" "You might." - Janny M & Ernie A (11/05/2009)
i didn't like any of the beers in the flight
"You can tell? You saw her at the meetings, then?" - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
i forgot what we were talking about... twas funny though!
"Bitches be trippin." - Ernie A (11/05/2009)
"Oh, your scooter, mmm." - Ernie A (08/18/2009)
talking in a flamboyant voice
"Unless they decide, oh s**t, we're going to run this like a real company now..." - Ernie A (08/18/2009)
"I bet she's a minx... She's gotta be." - Ernie A (08/18/2009)
"Make me have sex with them all the time." "Well, if that's your thing..." - Dimitri D & Ernie A (08/18/2009)
"'Your luck has completely changed today.' I hope not, I'm having good luck recently." - Ernie A (08/18/2009)
fortune cookie
"So you were watching your home flip books, alright." - Ernie A (08/18/2009)
"I'm not putting out just so we're clear." - Ernie A (08/18/2009)
dimitri & i got ernies din din
"We were drinking a lot." "No!" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (08/18/2009)
"Just put this guy into the Earth." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
a photoshop picture
"I don't know what it means if you park in an out of order thingy next to a police man." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
the parking meter was out of order
"Sometimes I make noises when I move my chair." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
"She knows that I'm a threat, right?" - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
a threat to eileen
"That's not classy at all... Just leaving your tags on the letters." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
"You give such great pen." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
dimitri was blowing on my pen trying to get it to work
"Say something else so I don't waste a text." "Poop." - Janny M & Ernie A (07/22/2009)
"He looks like he could put it down." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
talking about howard
"She got her pen back, holly s**t." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
pen started to work later
"He just said, 'so what, I get up on my grandma'." - Ernie A (07/22/2009)
dimitri, grandma, nough said
"I would say so, Jesus!" - Ernie A (04/18/2009)
the hamburgers were flaming
"I don't know if you've noticed... It's good stuff." - Ernie A (04/18/2009)
i think he was talking about a drink
"I don't want to be that hammered." - Ernie A (09/26/2008)
drink everytime obama says umm
"Do them both so I can just draw them back on." - Ernie A (09/26/2008)
if he passes out & we shave his eyebrows
"It's going to be like a politics orgasm." - Ernie A (09/26/2008)
"I like it when they say package." - Ernie A (09/26/2008)
"It's twenty minutes in and I'm angry already." - Ernie A (09/26/2008)
"Dude, what's wrong with you people?" "Alcohol." - Ernie A & Seth W (09/26/2008)
"I feel like I have a court reporter following me." - Ernie A (04/14/2008)
me & my quotes
"Anything that eats bricks I don't wanna f**k with." - Ernie A (04/14/2008)
"It's been a while since we've had a good old fashioned orgy." - Ernie A (04/14/2008)
"Speaking of coffee and assholes..." - Ernie A (04/14/2008)
"So the monkey comes along and poops it out." "No s**t." - Ernie A & Dimitri D (04/14/2008)
"I'm wearing pink panties right now... What is that weird?" - Ernie A (04/14/2008)
"The picture's nice." - Ernie A (03/14/2008)
giving comments
"I blame Dimitri for world hunger." - Ernie A (03/13/2008)
"Mmm... lotiony." "It shouldn't taste like lotion!" - Janny M & Ernie A (03/13/2008)
he just put lotion on his hands then opened my bottle
"There's no such place as Lobster Mania or Lobster's Are Us... Is there?" - Ernie A (03/12/2008)
"Yeah, so did I.. but not to your wife." - Ernie A (03/10/2008)
mike was sending his wife a message at a caps game
"I was going to go with sack but I thought that was too riskay." - Ernie A (03/06/2008)
he has a nut bag
"I would do terrible, horrible things that I can't do in public to Lisa." - Ernie A (02/28/2008)
lisa loeb
"Valid... whatever... but I don't see it as good experience." - Ernie A (02/28/2008)
hillary's experience
"So you stopped playing with your peanuts... in your pockets..." "... At work." - Mike R & Ernie A (02/21/2008)
"I hate paper and dogs who pee on trees..." - Ernie A (02/14/2008) (pic)
floretta's voice, if she were to print a personal ad
"Well you're probably right. Maybe they weren't attracted to me." - Ernie A (02/14/2008)
y weren't teachers having sex w/ their students when he was in school
"You can back into my space." - Ernie A (02/08/2008)
"Yeah, there's nothing witty or clever about millions dead in Indonesia." - Ernie A (02/07/2008)
"Whatever. He's out now. His magic underpants couldn't save him." - Ernie A (02/07/2008)
romney is out
"Magic underpants, Janis, that's all I've got to say. Magic underpants." - Ernie A (02/06/2008)
romney says he has magic underpants, the mormon religion
"Adopt it? Like together? Like a couple?" - Ernie A (02/04/2008)
talking to dimitri
"Did I just say the media would report the truth? Jesus!" - Ernie A (01/31/2008)
"Let me google before I just go to five guys dot com." - Ernie A (01/29/2008)
so he doesn't get a porn site
"Okay, I'm editing the 'Bush is a chimp' organization." "Why?" "Because we have government contracts." - Ernie A & Janny M (01/29/2008)
"Why don't you try to make me cry? ...You're so mean and hateful." - Ernie A (01/25/2008)
"You guys have matching shirts... it's cute." - Ernie A (01/24/2008)
masoud & dimitri had the same colored shirts
"I'm going to email Elizabeth telling her that we're naming our first daughter Terpsichore." - Ernie A (01/15/2008)
"Like a sprinkle of sex..." - Ernie A (01/15/2008)
"It's an old video." "Oh, kinda like you?" "No! I'm only twenty eight." - Ernie A & Janny M (01/10/2008)
funny the way he said no
"What you do on your Saturday nights does not need to be demonstrated here at work." - Ernie A (01/10/2008)
dimitri was dancing or something
"Why is everything made of suck?" - Ernie A (01/10/2008)
"No, I'm too fat to own spandex. They won't even let me buy it in the store. They're like 'no, sorry'." - Ernie A (01/08/2008)
"Think of the fudge..." - Ernie A (01/04/2008)
"Things are probably on the verge of crashing..." - Ernie A (01/02/2008)
our server room
"I just get tired of hearing them speak, actually." - Ernie A (12/18/2007)
the bosses
"I thought we were friends." - Ernie A (12/12/2007)
dimitri already ate & didn't want to go anywhere
"And I was like 'Let's rub some on Mike'." "I like where this is going!" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (12/12/2007)
"Why are you trying to mount him?" "I don't know. Why is he getting on his knees so fast?" - Ernie A & Mike R (12/11/2007)
"I'm confused. Hold me." - Ernie A (12/06/2007)
"Yeah, my face is kinda attached to me." - Ernie A (12/06/2007)
"Yeah, but you see, that's gonna heal. You'll always be ugly." - Ernie A (12/06/2007) 
ernie had a thing on his face, he was talking to me
"Yeah, I'm on the phone with Mary Ellen... talking about Wayne's World... Party time." - Ernie A (12/06/2007)
"I think the word you're looking for is 'awesome'." - Ernie A (11/30/2007)
"I don't want three, I want sixteen." "Well, it's not your laptop so die in a fire." - Janny M & Ernie A (11/30/2007)
ernie could have up to 16 screens on his mac
"If I had aids, I'd be skinnier." - Ernie A (11/28/2007)
"We weren't talking so why the segway of 'now'?" - Ernie A (11/26/2007)
"They should shoot each other in the face." - Ernie A (11/26/2007)
"Whatever. You're not cute at all." "Yes, I am." - Janny M & Ernie A (11/26/2007)
"Why hasn't Mark called me back yet? People are useless." - Ernie A (11/26/2007)
"Is it a chicken or a pterodactyl wing, Dimitri? Get your story straight." - Ernie A (11/21/2007)
"You gotta watch out for those pterodactyl wings..." - Ernie A (11/21/2007)
"It smells good though. At least we get to smell it." - Ernie A (11/21/2007)
people were eating our pizza :(
"My pizza brings N I H to the conference room..." - Ernie A (11/21/2007)
singing to milkshake song
"Yeah, just tell them to die in a fire." - Ernie A (11/19/2007)
when i get sales calls
"That truck should be in the shape of a tree." "Trees aren't very aerodynamic." - Dimitri D & Ernie A (11/15/2007)
we were following a keebler truck
"To me, Christmas is just like my birthday. Not that I think I'm God or anything..." - Ernie A (11/15/2007)
"Sorry, Mike, I didn't mean to scare you." "Yes he did!" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (11/08/2007)
"Just saw where Dimitri is... He was in the restroom." "He should still die in a fire." - Mike R & Ernie A (11/05/2007)
dimitri needs 2 take us to lunch!!! he disappeared so we assumed he went to lunch w/ monique :(
"How am I gross, it's his porn." - Ernie A (11/05/2007)
"Hearts, X, O, X, O. Die in a fire." - Ernie A (11/02/2007)
what mary ellen could have said in an email
"Yeah, I almost pulled a Monique the other day..." - Ernie A (11/02/2007)
monique is netorious for buying things then returning them
"Okay, I'm going to the little boys room." "Wow, thanks for the update!" - Mike R & Ernie A (10/31/2007)
"Why else would you have cats?" - Ernie A (10/31/2007)
dress size_t up, bri wouldn't let me for the party
"Stop looking at my profile." "Then why do you have one?" - Janny M & Ernie A (10/31/2007)
"I'm never getting skinny." - Ernie A (10/26/2007)
if we moved to rockville w/ a starbucks & donut shop
"Dude, you're wearing a Kilimanjaro jacket. You're going to get laid." - Ernie A (10/26/2007)
"I don't know... he's got me running like a pirated D V D ring for him." - Ernie A (10/25/2007)
"But they're talented... and we're not." - Ernie A (10/24/2007)
depressed about football players YOUNGER than us making millions
"Send me the monkey." - Ernie A (10/12/2007)
"Then it'll be time for me to put on sweaters that I'm too fat for." - Ernie A (10/11/2007)
"He can't not reply to himself." - Ernie A (10/10/2007)
"Now you're going to get me to post then I'll be stuck here forever." - Ernie A (10/10/2007)
"You only hear what's going to get me in trouble." - Ernie A (10/09/2007)
"I need some E L fudge... you got some in your tree, right?" - Ernie A (10/09/2007)
"You know what went through my head?" "Sandwiches?" - Dimitri D & Ernie A (09/28/2007)
"I'm not just going to get naked for you..." - Ernie A (09/27/2007)
"It's hard to look manly with a flowery cup." - Ernie A (09/23/2007)
"Did you go 'Psst... Mel Gibson isn't Scottish'?" - Ernie A (09/23/2007)
"Was it your crush velvet Adidas sweat suit?" - Ernie A (09/23/2007)
"I could be wearing pink panties right now..." - Ernie A (09/23/2007)
"Well, it's kinda like hemorrhoids, actually..." - Ernie A (09/23/2007)
"That's too bushy on the sides." - Ernie A (09/23/2007)
making his mii
"Ernie, you look gay." "That's alright." - Janny M & Ernie A (09/23/2007)
"I don't see anything that makes her look stupid... that's what she needs." - Ernie A (09/23/2007)
my mii
"No one's around to listen to you on the weekends... they're all at their yacht clubs." - Ernie A (09/20/2007)
protests?
"Oh, you just pasted it... that's clever." - Ernie A (09/20/2007)
"You misspelled counterfeiting..." "I know, I misspell my name." - Ernie A & Janny M (09/20/2007)
"I'm just going to whip it out here right quick... I mean the function, not... It's not that kind of office." - Ernie A (09/19/2007)
"Shut up, Janis." - Ernie A (09/19/2007)
i was mocking them cause they didn't know how to run the coffee maker
"No, I don't want your corn that looks like cookie dough." - Ernie A (09/17/2007)
"Isn't Phil Collins like dead?" - Ernie A (09/17/2007)
"I know why you don't want to keep it open... it doesn't have an F M tuner." - Ernie A (09/12/2007)
"He's going to assume victory anyway, he's a republican!" - Ernie A (09/10/2007)
"It says it right there in the title... House Of Representatives..." - Ernie A (09/10/2007)
"Oh! Farm porn. Jesus." - Ernie A (09/07/2007)
what's on my flash drive
"People were like 'Woo! Throw my panties on the stage!'" - Ernie A (08/30/2007)
"I'm going this weekend." "To Russia?" - Ernie A & Dimitri D (08/28/2007)
"Aww look at the puppy." "That's not a puppy. That's a hedgehog." - Janny M & Ernie A (08/28/2007)
"So many stories are like that 'So I'm sitting in my own urine...'" - Ernie A (08/20/2007)
"It's hard to look cool playing the eucalalli." - Ernie A (08/16/2007)
"We don't need a P O C for break times." - Ernie A (08/15/2007)
"Damn you pecan spin wheels!" - Ernie A (08/14/2007)
"You get too much pleasure out of my pain." - Ernie A (08/14/2007)
"That goes in my hooskow. Did I just say hooskow?" - Ernie A (08/09/2007)
"Anne Frank was hot." "What? She was like fourteen!" - Ernie A & Janny M (08/09/2007)
"Yes, we can call it sex voms!" - Ernie A (08/08/2007)
since him & i kept confusing matchmaking sessions for makeout sessions lol
"French fries!" "No, that's Belgium." - Janny M & Ernie A (07/25/2007)
"You need to google heatmizer." "You need to google your face." - Ernie A & Janny M (07/19/2007)
"How does this little girl out bad ass me?" - Ernie A (07/18/2007)
she was kite surfing or something
"Yay, windows! Fatal f**king error... sweet!" - Ernie A (07/06/2007)
"This is Elizabeth and she's talking about her gym." "Well, that's boring." "Yeah." - Ernie A & Janny M (07/03/2007)
showing off the iphone
"I think it'll get lost in the gloss." - Ernie A (06/19/2007)
"Oh, that's dumb." "You're dumb." - Ernie A & Janny M (06/15/2007)
"How do I breathe?" - Ernie A (06/15/2007)
said in dorky deep voice
"It's not unlivable... It's just embarrassing and not fun." - Ernie A (06/11/2007)
"So you going to eat some hot pockets this weekend?" - Ernie A (06/08/2007)
"Hot pockets." "Will you ever stop saying that?" "No." - Ernie A & Janny M (06/08/2007)
"Can't you see I'm busy? I'm reading blogs here..." - Ernie A (05/31/2007)
"'I'm getting Sarku Japan!' 'I'm getting Subway!'" - Ernie A (05/29/2007)
making fun of the hs dorks
"... And I would bet dollars to donuts it's the same transaction." - Ernie A (05/17/2007)
"What if the birds come by and eat the internet bread crumbs?" - Ernie A (05/04/2007)
said in a deep dorky voice
"Well something's not right here." "Maybe it's your face." - Ernie A & Janny M (04/24/2007)
"Yeah, cause it's probably Ernie is a dream boat one two three." - Ernie A (04/10/2007)
what my password probably is
"If they are a counselor, they're not allowed to register... I have to draw the line somewhere." - Ernie A (04/04/2007)
"Did it get hotter in here?" "No, but you were just around Craig." "Oh, you're right. I am fully aroused." - Ernie A & Janny M (02/09/2007)
"It's not like anyone reviews this crap anyway." "Patty does." "No she doesn't." - Ernie A & Daryl E (02/02/2007)
u had 2 b there
"You know what else is my jam?" "What?" "Jam." - Ernie A & Janny M (02/02/2007)
"Don't they use those for something?" - Ernie A (02/02/2007)
why patty hasn't viewed the reports yet
"It's like 'come and touch me'." - Ernie A (01/26/2007)
talking about his mac laptop
"Just hook up an I V." - Ernie A (01/23/2007)
bush drinking game
"Yay, you drew me skinny!" - Ernie A (12/22/2006)
"What are you guys talking about?" "Cheating..." - Ernie A & Jovanka C (12/18/2006)
"Penises are about yeay big... I wish we'd just get over it." - Ernie A (12/12/2006)
"Oh, I hate when my toe itches!" - Ernie A (11/29/2006)
"Yeah, that's not really office talk." - Ernie A (11/15/2006)
talking about prison sex
"Do you see that flickering or is it just me?" - Ernie A (11/02/2006)
"How many people are we hiring?" "If you don't stop asking questions, one more..." - Janny M & Ernie A (11/01/2006)
"Why don't you just copy and paste the 'close'?" "That's so crazy, it just might work!" - Janny M & Ernie A (11/01/2006)
"I'm going to start a band and call it the dirty bombs!" - Ernie A (10/20/2006)
"Silly Daryl... Biscuits can't pro create!" - Ernie A (08/17/2006)