Josh H's Quotes

Josh H has made 83 quotes!

"I don't want a pity quote." - Josh H (08/16/2010)

"I don't remember rummy." - Josh H (08/16/2010)
really? this is a pity quote

"Oh, look. It's a chalk drawing." "I hope it's of a sixty year old lady." - Janny M & Josh H (05/04/2004)
wallinger

"Josh'll be like masturbating to that later." "Eww, no!" - Janny M & Josh H (04/29/2004)
i forgot what it was... oh yea, a drawing i made

"I wasn't going to leave until the seven." - Josh H (04/28/2004)
what r we like 5?

"Yay, I'm tied with Brian, I'm happy." - Josh H (04/25/2004)

"I was working out with it." - Josh H (04/25/2004)
his ball he was caressing

"I'm going to try his baseball stance." - Josh H (04/25/2004)

"Josh said, 'that's the size of dick... it's nothing'." - Josh H (04/20/2004)

"I like it when it's clean." "Oh, God!" - Brian C & Josh H (04/14/2004)

"Fine. Janis, can you pass me the ketchup that's right in front of me?" - Josh H (03/16/2004)
oh yea it was a snow day!

"What do you mean because of the foot peddle?" - Josh H (03/14/2004)

"I'm tired of writing out the word 'management'." "Me too!" - Janny M & Josh H (03/07/2004)
i was

"What the f**k was that?" - Josh H (03/06/2004)
david's throw

"Sit down, I suck!" - Josh H (03/06/2004)

"Who said Leslie was thin?" - Josh H (02/29/2004)
oooooooooooo

"Anal!" - Josh H (02/27/2004)
wispering

"You talk a lot." "Thank you." - Tricia B & Josh H (02/27/2004)

"Ou, you can kinda see it." - Josh H (02/18/2004)

"Orcha? The whale?" - Josh H (02/11/2004)

"None of the games count that I lose." - Josh H (02/09/2004)

"Haha. Firm boarder." - Josh H (02/04/2004)

"My guy died, hold on." - Josh H (01/29/2004)

"What word was I just looking up?" "Sex." - Josh H & Brian C (12/15/2003)

"It didn't look like a rubbing motion." - Josh H (12/15/2003)

"Thank God, okay, then." - Josh H (12/13/2003)
chris didn't get a strike to beat him

"My study guide smells like cinnamon now." - Josh H (12/13/2003)

"If you had sex in an elliptical fashion..." - Josh H (12/12/2003)
i don't think it's possible

"Does caressing count as fondling?" - Josh H (12/12/2003)

"It's risky." - Josh H (12/10/2003)

"So who do you milk?" - Josh H (11/21/2003)

"Oh, she's on the phone, that's why." "No, that doesn't matter!" - Josh H & Janny M (11/15/2003)
lol, uh t1?

"Where did you pull that from?" "You don't wanna know." - Josh H & Brian C (11/09/2003)

"Should that be turning us on?" - Josh H (11/03/2003)

"I should not be referred to as a guy." - Josh H (10/27/2003)

"Don't laugh at me when I suck." - Josh H (10/24/2003)

"Oh, yeah, Paul. Lick that ice cream." - Josh H (10/24/2003)

"Lenard Multin, you're a bitch." - Josh H (10/21/2003)

"Dude, you look like s**t." "Yeah, thanks." - Josh H & Tricia B (10/20/2003)

"I wonder what that is." - Josh H (10/19/2003)

"Negative ten because of your ass." - Josh H (10/19/2003)

"Does your Mom know how you eat ice cream?" - Josh H (10/16/2003)

"Where's my pencil?" - Josh H (10/16/2003)

"That's not true... hit a tree." - Josh H (10/14/2003)

"Do you have a make up kit?" - Josh H (10/12/2003)

"Never mind, this song is great!" - Josh H (10/11/2003)

"No, that's too many!" - Josh H (10/11/2003)

"I should slip more often." - Josh H (10/11/2003)
think he did well

"I gotta start bringing knee pads here." - Josh H (10/11/2003)

"My motto is if it looks like it came out of my butt, I'm not going to eat it." - Josh H (10/08/2003)

"I'm attracted to myself." "You too?" - Josh H & Brian C (10/01/2003)

"That image is haunting." - Josh H (09/30/2003)
lol

"Why do I not want to hear that?" - Josh H (09/30/2003)

"Familiar noise, isn't it, Leslie?" - Josh H (09/30/2003)

"What a slut!" - Josh H (09/29/2003)

"Boy slaughtered by bean bag." - Josh H (09/28/2003)

"I'll take windows over death." - Josh H (09/24/2003)

"I'll give you something you need sooner or later." "Whoa!" - Josh H & Leslie B (09/23/2003)

"Brian, you have six balls, man." - Josh H (09/22/2003)
balls were said a lot today, obviously

"Are you trying to brag?" - Josh H (09/22/2003)

"I call trunk on the way back." - Josh H (09/20/2003)
we both rode in the trunk

"Would you prefer wax?" - Josh H (09/19/2003)

"Well, try harder." - Josh H (09/19/2003)

"He's so horny in this movie." "I know." - Josh H & Janny M (09/18/2003)
clue, prof plum

"I wanna be like Dan Rather when I get out of school." - Josh H (09/17/2003)

"Hey, it sounds like the bowling game yesterday, doesn't it?" - Josh H (09/17/2003)

"You got 'em!" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"I'm like 'how graphical can it be'?" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"My shoes look like clown shoes." "They all do." - Janny M & Josh H (09/16/2003)

"Dude, you just did what I did left handed!" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"He's flirting with the lady we got the shoes from." - Josh H (09/16/2003)
some old lady

"It's my pick. I'm sucking on my pick." - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"We played bumper balls. It was awesome!" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"You're building my confidence." - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"See what this song does to me?" - Josh H (09/16/2003)

"... My erection." - Josh H (09/16/2003)
lol

"I don't get it, why did they spell rodeo wrong?" - Josh H (09/12/2003)

"His nose is... uh... very big." - Josh H (09/12/2003)

"I could make a sick joke right now." "So could I but I choose not to." - Janny M & Josh H (09/12/2003)

"Man... there's a classic right there." - Josh H (09/12/2003)
madonna movie

"Oh, dude. I want that!" - Josh H (09/12/2003)
pregnancy tape

"... I'm blaming you for my loss." - Josh H (09/06/2003)

"Hum... yummy... crap." - Josh H (09/05/2003)