Michael H's Quotes

Michael H has made 31 quotes!

"He was a bastard but he was really nice." - Michael H (03/14/2025)

"I think it's just made for one twist." - Michael H (03/03/2025)
his hat

"Maybe you can double twist it?" - Michael H (03/03/2025)
how to get his hat to fit into his bag

"Then you take the ferry but one of the ferries sink..." - Michael H (02/26/2025)

"No. Jesus is not an animal." - Michael H (01/01/2025)

"Then I get another credit card..." - Michael H (10/03/2024)
trying to pay for things

"I was like, what the crap?" - Michael H (10/03/2024)

"Fifty one possibilities." - Michael H (08/01/2024)
he thought there were 52 states; 51 states you can cheat in & it's not cheating

"How was the food?" "British?" "Yeah..." - Janny M & Brian C & Michael H (06/13/2024)

"My sister is complaining all the time about the perfect life she has in Germany." - Michael H (03/23/2024)

"And you fail a hundred percent." - Michael H (02/13/2024)
at university

"You go there and they treat you like s**t." - Michael H (02/13/2024)
at university

"No, cause it means eighty percent you're good and twenty percent you suck." - Michael H (11/26/2023)

"And I'm just a worker. I don't care about the project." - Michael H (04/26/2023)
annalisa already has a to do list when they get back to the states

"Well you drive kind of slow and I'm like..." - Michael H (04/26/2023)
michael drives faster than annalisa

"You have to wait or else it burns your whole place down." - Michael H (04/24/2023)
you have to wait to take out the coal on the grill

"It's just a rotation." - Michael H (04/15/2023)

"No cause you were so kick ass..." - Michael H (04/08/2023)
annalisa is really smart and makes money

"They need to go dancing. They're at that age." - Michael H (03/25/2023)
what teenagers do around here

"You pay something different every time." - Michael H (03/20/2023)
they went to the dentist here and both got quoted different prices for the same service

"It's a little bit iffy, yes." - Michael H (03/08/2023)

"Yes but it was one of the better ghettos." - Michael H (03/03/2023)
where they stayed in nola

"I dream of that." - Michael H (03/03/2023)
paying four thousand a year in property taxes; chicago is higher

"She didn't know how to make coffee so she made coffee upside down." - Michael H (02/23/2023)

"Well the cassette player, yeah, maybe has to go." - Michael H (02/18/2023)
what they need to weed out before moving here

"We have to work for food." - Michael H (02/15/2023)
bri and michael got pizza that wasn't sliced; passing the savings!

"We drove a lot of miles." - Michael H (02/15/2023)
we tried portuguese wines from the north, then the middle, then the north again

"There's a couple forest preserves around but it's not really nature." - Michael H (01/29/2023)
in chicago

"He was tiny when we got him." - Michael H (01/29/2023)
rudi

"Weather has some issues." "And it's a German issue." - Michael H & Annalisa H (01/26/2023)
one of the many reasons she doesn't like germany

"My calendar's not syncing..." - Michael H (01/26/2023)
annalisa keeps track of their life