Quotes At Long Live The Monkey

Andy C's Quotes

Andy C has made 12 quotes!

"It's a very disappointing gold." - Andy C (06/11/2021)
i discarded a six

"Oh we're f**king dumb." - Andy C (06/10/2021)

"You also rent prostitutes." - Andy C (06/10/2021)

"You don't have to shout sex in the hot tub!" "Public service announcement." - Janny M & Andy C (06/09/2021)

"How much is water down there?" "It's free. It's in the ocean." - Brian C & Andy C (06/09/2021)
in florida

"I don't find him attractive." - Andy C (06/09/2021)
our waiter

"You gave me a small. Do I look like a small?" - Andy C (06/09/2021)
bri and andy trying on woman's bikini tops

"The winery is the perfect opportunity to get sober." - Andy C (06/07/2021)

"I am not blue balls..." - Andy C (06/07/2021)

"So Arlene has one and a half bathrooms and I have a half bathroom." - Andy C (06/07/2021)
their place

"A pervert might sniff." - Andy C (06/06/2021)

"Do you hold the penis or...?" - Andy C (05/31/2021)